in response to somepony's /r/ for tf2 and mlp crossover

>>22589945
ASS TA ASS

couldn't post in last thread

so much for riding that last one to bump limit

Pony sex ed.

Wake up bronies time for ponies

>>22589963
thankfully the flockdraw is moderated now. I think both the pony and MLP rooms have a mod bot now.

we can basically DDOS any trolls so hard they have to force quit their browser.

>>22589951

>>22589951
>dat medic fluttershy <3

How about adding Spy Rarity and Demoman Twilight to that?

>>22590019
YES!

Who is Twilight's best friend? And don't give me that "they're all her best friend" ponyshit

This thread needs more Applebloom.

>>22590044
Dash?

>>22589963
What exactly are they studying in that class?
Looks like calc based physics or something.

>>22590044
Celestia

>>22590044
All of them.

>>22590044
Spike.

>>22589972
we went to far with that last one, this one needs more posts rather than images, in a way.

>>22590010
>>22590010
>>22590010
>>22590010
Why is Rarity a spy? In the first episode Twilight was called out as being a spy.

>>22590010

and engineer applejack
obviously

>>22590044
Spike. Everyone loves Spike.

>>22590044
Spike

I guess Dash

>>22590095
Because the Spy dresses up as the other classes to disguise himself.
Rarity excels in fashion, and can magic costumes onto ponies via cartoon physics/magic.

>>22590095
because we don't know much about Rarity, she's mysterious. for all we know... that "daaarling" crap could be a code name for "i'm going to kill you last...Daaarling"

Derpy used to be my favorite pony with all the fanwank going on over here until we apparently decided she can only speak in monkey cheese ninja horseshit. I thought we universally hated that stuff.

>>22590132
MUFFINS!

>>22590097
>applejack
>disliking math
>engineer
>not twilight
>being the class that can build teleporters

>>22590130
>>22590129
Also, she's got that high-class thing going, not unlike Spy (Frenchman in a suit).

This thread needs the next chapter of The Severing of Friendship.

>>22590132


I thought she spoke in slightly broken english?

That was the cutest anyway.

>>22590132
>thought everyone liked the same things he liked

>>22589951
>>22590010
>>22590097
>>22590129

Now we just need a Sniper

here where is that write fag with the rest of the poni fanfic with twilight turning into kira

>>22590132
Not all versions of her are like that, main example, Bubbly Shines

>>22590160
Goddamn it
Don't you fucking dare.

>>22590132
>she can only speak in monkey cheese ninja horseshit
lolwut?

>>22590160
Go ahead. The punch hasn't been... "Spiked".

Derpy's song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxNiOK_-hrs

>>22590044
Applejack is the best friend a pony could ever have.

>>22590079
Physics

Last thread died before i got to respond to the Anon making the Twilight and Elements of Harmony story..

Thank jesus, that story wasn't as upsetting as the last two, my heart couldn't take another bashing like that.
Loving this series, keep up the excellent work.. Next installment tomorrow maybe?

>>22590156

But Applejack is a Southerner. That's what matters.

Derpy has many faces, basically whatever the person wants to see. Some like her as random and speaking in gibberish, others like her intelligent, maybe spacey a little, etc etc. I like the intelligent but somewhat socially ackward style derpy, somewhat spacey as a day dreamer but not flat out retarded talking in tongues.

I wish people would draw more straight-eyed Derpy.

>>22589975
LOL win

>>22590210

As long as you don't mind a few union scams that is

>>22590044
Spike or Applejack.

>>22590156
>being the class that can build teleporters
Fuck.
Now I can't unthink that.

Applejack can be demopony with exploding apples or something,

>>22590162
>>22590162
>>22590162

I agree. I've read 1-3, are there any others.

>>22590132
It's not that "we" decided that, it's just that the shitty lolsorandumb version of Derpy is easier for lazy faggots to write/draw for.

>>22590269
No.

>>22590233

I'm going to shoot for the next installment tomorrow. I felt tired on this one and didn't think I'd get it in today. But I had a dentist appointment this morning which changed my schedule a bit and gave me extra time to work on it. Now I'm feeling a little rejuvenated and encouraged by the positive response. I hope I can get it done tomorrow and the action-packed conclusion on Saturday.

>>22590132

So you're saying you've got a problem with mentally handicapped ponies?

>>22590132
There are still many interpretations of Derpy being used in drawings and fic.

Although it does now seem to be accepted that she is somehow master of the universe.

Oh, just for future reference since we learned this with the old general.

If for some reason we have a marathon thread like the last one, it can be deleted while safely being archived. Just make sure the general image was posted and removed as per the archive instructions. Once that is done, it will be archived, and you are able to delete the thread from /co/ without destroying the archive version.

The more you know!

>>22590274

>>22589923
GILDA MOTHERFUCKERS

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/r/ing the story with Derpys daughter being made fun of because her mom is a retard and runs off. Forgot to save it.

>>22590326
Brilliant, can't wait.

Derpy started out as a derpy character because of her expression at the party in the first episode

Without it, she would have been more of a background pony

>>22590390

Minor characters can sometimes be the most interesting if you think about it from their perspective. Especially antagonists.

My First MLP fic!

Twilight is getting ready for a party when she suddenly discovers a snake in her home and flips the fuck out. Hijinks and Hilarity ensue! Derpy makes an appearance!

Read and respond, I like feedback. It's like crack but in text form.

>>22590413

Right. She's called Derpy for a reason.

>>22590370
I do

>>22590413

But wasn't written at first as a retard, via Manefag's writing that made her the mailpony. Its just some people went one way, some went the other.

Derpy is all and one, she is what you want her to be, and she is what she wishes to be.

>>22590394

>>22590474

Yup, I prefer her has mentally retarded, personally. I don't know why people reject that so much. I think she can be a beautiful character and still be retarded. Fic related.

>>22590390
Say that to my face not online, fucker, and see what happens!

>>22590394

delivared.

>>22590157
>>22590129
>>22590095
>>22590010
DID SOMEONE SAY SPY???!!!!

>>22590536
Need more dinky & derpy fanart

>>22590559
>>22590536
Thanks Pony Friends.

Should the show ever refer to Derpy directly as Ditzy Doo?

>>22590010

>Rarity Spy

It's just the most logical of choices

>Demoman Twilight

But Zecora is the token negro :<. Plus Twilight is more in sync with Sniper's OCD. Anyway, I suppose I know what to draw in my stream later today! thanks!

>>22590536

I don't like her retarded but do admit I did like your story, so I guess I don't like her outright retarded, what you wrote is more like Forest Gump type retarded. Mama always said life is like a bowl of oatmeal, you never know what you're gonna get.

>>22590536
hey do you have the last parts of that serial killer twilight sparkle started in the last thread? It kinda stop posting around part 3.

>>22590635
As long as there are no talking roles.
No background pony deserves a retard voice.

>>22590652

Working on it, brony. Part 4 should be tomorrow, 5 hopefully on saturday.

Does anyone have part 2 of the Loyalty fic? is it even out yet?

Also need that MS breast comparison pic.

>>22590635
I would rather Derpy stay as a nameless background character.
There's no good way to pin anything specific on Derpy in show, aside from her being a mailmare, that wouldn't displease at least some portion of her fans.

>>22590536
I think I got something in my eye.

this thread needs more M rated fanart

Requesting Download link to HQ Call of The Cutie, please.

>>22590670

She already talked, Applebuck Season, that is where the "MUFFINS" thing comes from. And she not only said muffins, but mmmuuuuuufffffiiiiiiinnnnns.

>>22590682

Part 2: Trust and Part 3: Horror were just posted in the last general. Probably hasn't 404'd yet. If it has it's in the archive.

>>22590326

Fuck yeah i knew we could depend on you, you write such awesome stories , and those brutal deaths! x( man the're so hardcore just like in some anime >:D YEAH, unlike the show which is SOOO boring and cutesy D:D:< RAGEEEE lol hehehe. I have one question though - could you put some guns in your stories? Cause i think it would be badass to see Twilight with a gun, that one Sonic game got a character with a gun, he was so grim and menacing i LOVED IT lol xD anyway i cannot wait for more epic stories from you theyre win :P:P xD bye

and the last derpy/dinky pic I have
spoilered for incest.

>>22590697
goback2 FA

Dammit, now you guys are giving even Derpy a daughter?!

I need some knowledge dropped on me.

What did this pony do to deserve a bow and arrow cutie mark? How does a pony use a bow? Or is she some kind of blue cupid?

>>22590132 I thought we universally hated that stuff.

No group on the internet has ever universally agreed on fucking anything.

And anyway, there are multiple versions of Derpy. Some are silly and insane, some are well-spoken, some SEEM silly and insane but are actually too smart for the room, etc.

>>22590462
>>22590462
>>22590462

So... no fresh opinions on this? HighFructose, I'd really like to get your opinion on it seeing as your a prominent writefag in these threads.

>>22590729
It's a scootaloo recolor

>>22590716

I have one story with guns. I ignored the fact that ponies can't actually shoot guns.

But there won't be any firearms in "Severing of Friendship"

>>22590726

Call of the Cutie there is a unicorn filly in class with Applebloom, same hair and color as Derpy, so yes, she now has a child.

>>22590786
She was also in Winter Wrap up

>>22590786
Oh, OK. Carry on, then.

>>22590711

Need archive link, im not at my normal computer. and no one posted those damn links yet.

>>22590786
So wait a second...Who fucked Derpy?

she becomes a hooker

>>22590835
Who hasn't?

>>22590393
Yes they did
>>22590824

>>22590835

I forget who, Dinky's cutie mark matches up to one of the male ponies.

>Didn't notice her in Winter Wrap-Up, time to rewatch.

remember kids...when Derpy said "muffins" she was saying it in reference to actual muffins. so she clearly understands her surroundings and can convey coherent thoughts.

>>22590805
>>22590786
it could be her sister

>>22590835
Big McIntosh of course.

>>22590835
Everything is explain in this chart.

"Who you going to listen to.. Applejack" *bongy-bony*

>>22590835

Basically anyone who had to nut. Poor girl doesn't know what being used is and she thinks so many guys 'liking' her makes her popular.

>>22590729
Maybe she's really meek and will become a housemaid.
She'll be bowing a lot.

>>22590889
I still don't get this derpy making derpy part.
Otherwise, Imokaywiththis.jpg

>>22590544
Somebody saved my shit.

WAJDKW-awesome-ASKLDJSLAKD

I don't care for Derpy being a mailmare; from what I saw Spike was handling Ponyville's mail in Griffon the Brush Off

>>22590905
>Poor girl doesn't know what being used is and she thinks so many guys 'liking' her makes her popular.

This is Ponyville, not high school.

>>22590670
>No background pony deserves a retard voice.

Too late. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE4YqdhOrOY&t=6m15s

>>22590907
Derpy is hew own mother, due time-space paradoxes caused by the doctor.

Then derpy reproduced asexually, then you have Dinky

>>22590746

It's OK. If I had any constructive criticisms it's that it stretched on a bit too long. Also, you had two main gags in the story, the bits about the snake, and the bit about Derpy's way of talking. The way you got them to mesh together felt a bit rough, as if you had the Derpy joke first, and then the snake jokes were a bit of a contrivance.

Other than that, good stuff. Keep writing, brony.

>>22590975
no.
delete that post.

>>22590975
M-...MY WAIFUUUUU!!!

>>22590975

>>22590835

I like to think it was Safety-Pin Unicorn Guy (does he have a name yet?). It would explain why Derpy's kid is a unicorn.

Pic related.

>>22590975

Who is that. Why is he making love to her? I can't accept this. She would never allow it.

>>22590975

Just...why.

Why Snails. He's shit tier.

>>22590824
1 Loyalty: http://arch.413chan.net/loyalty-(n1294946993375).jpg

2 Trust: http://arch.413chan.net/Trust2-(n1294947185590).jpg

>>22590702
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I1BC64RM

here ya go

>>22590975
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!

Haha. My captcha is

>>22591025
Do it.

>>22590975

>>22591019

One last question: were the characters accurate to their portrayal in the show? I wrote this fic for practices, and I was really striving to get the characters and tone right. How did I do in that regard?

Episode 12: Call of the Cutie
FLV [294 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ORS4WFL2
MKV [293 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I1BC64RM

>>22590975

>>22591099
MacDonald, brloun...
why did that get cut off?

>>22591033
Want to know the best part?
She loves it.
As her body is racked by waves of pleasure, she writhes and twists in ecstasy, whimpering and moaning for more. She demands punishment, because she knows she's a whore. She guzzles semen like a man dying of thirst in the desert.

>>22591080
It's called rape and it happens to girls who aren't likely to fight back.

>>22591072
>just kidding i posted pinkypie.png

>>22591113

You wrote it like a homosexual virgin writing a paper on how to give a female orgasm having never seen a vagina in his life.

>>22591085

Thanks bro. It's hard keeping track of this shit since i got my internet disconnected.

>>22591139
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>same color as Derpy
Are you people fucking colorblind
If anything, the babby Unicorn is way closer to that other blond pegasus in color than Derpy's grey ass.

>>22591159
Uh... what?

It has no sex. I don't write sex fics. Your analogy falls flat.

I like to think that Derpy isn't retarded so much as...slightly weird. Pic related.

And I, too, would like to see some more fanart of her without the loopy eyes.

>>22591137

why u do dis?

>>22591198
i think he was saying you were a faggot

>>22591114
Is megaupload being slow as all fuck for anyone else?

>>22591210
Oh...

Nope.

>>22591205
Because I hate when people describe fictional characters as their waifus.

>>22591201

There be a general artwork gallery over at DerpyHooves.com that has at least 40 or so pictures, but there's more than that now.

>>22590899
Haha, I loved that bit.

>>22591223
...that does it. I'm making a collection of Spike staring at pony butt.

seriously, what the fuck

They're just recolors
You can't even guess their personalities.

even then, they wanted to fuck eachother

Can someone repost part 3 of the Severing of Friendship? Missed it from last thread.

>>22591254
Man, that is great.

>>22591085
Anyone got the link to 3 horror.

>>22591291

Seconding.

The 4chan pony culture is quite unique. It's a mix of the vileness of 4chan and the happiness of the show.

>>22590835
I like to think that Derpy formed her the same way she forms the various other selves, except something went screwy when it happened. Which is why Dinky is a Unicorn instead of a Pegasus.

>>22591306
>>22591303
>>22591291

>>22591260
Well he is in love with Rarity, and it seems he does do some flirting etc..

derpy tiem

>>22591261

I don't get it.

>>22591377
Thanks. Have some related sorrow.

>>22591379
>>22591379
Rarity is the best pony who doesn't love her?

>>22590717
>>22590717
>>22590717
>>22590717
>>22590717

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fviJbvbI7yE&NR=1

>>22591201
But... okay. Now try to follow me here, imagine Derpy drawn with normal eyes. Alright? Now most drawing don't initially have colour. How would you recognize her unless her cutie mark was on display?

Alright, it's about time we describe our poni waifus and illustrate why they would be good waifus.

go

>>22590462
nathan
nathan
NATHAN
maybe you should post it once per day, instead of once per thread?

>>22591413
someone with a phobia to fashion and beauty?

>>22591407

I just can't get away from this picture.

I think Derpy is best when she appears silly on the surface but is actually a secret genius in some way, either because she has a special talent, is fucking with everyone, or is cosmically aware.

>>22590975

>Snails fucking Fluttershy

Oh wow, the guy actually drew it? Sorry bros, I think I'm responsible for this. About a week ago I made an off-handed comment that the best rage fuel would probably be Snails fucking Fluttershy, or your favorite pony. Bonus points if it was decently drawn.

Somebody called me out on it in the thread and said they'd draw it, but I didn't think they would. I didn't even want it, I hate Snails, I was just making an observation.

Whoops!

>>22591366
Maybe she's Derpy's alternate reality version where she's an unicorn.

>>22590717
FFS /co/.
This community is supposed to be full of friendship, warmth, and magic.

>>22591432
Is she carrying a Mailbag?

Though it'd still feel pretty strange, since I'm pretty sure most of her Derpiest pics are of her being a mailmare.

>>22591452
ah, don't worry Rainbow Dash will be fine, and she'll awaken with a crazy epic rehab from it into an even better flier and then show the whole of Equestria who the very best pegasus is.

Does anyone have the large vector of Applejack? I have all the others, including Apple Bloom.

It's Ponyville, where the average IQ seems to be around 80. Derpy could be full pants-off retarded and still be smarter than half the town

>>22591155

I guess I was channelling Derpy there something chronic.

>>22591420
>>22591420
BIG BLOOM!

This is my original creation by the way. He is the Prince of Equestria.

>>22591515
Pants? what the pony are pants?

>>22590786
>>22590805
I prefer to think of Dinky as her young cousin.

But then again, who cares. It's all personal interpretations with Derpy mythos.

>>22591407

why would u post that!?

T_T

Meanwhile, in flockdraw.

>>22591407

This picture seems much more mild than what i imaged. As a skydiver i went into an intense spin from an improperly packed chute where I was almost killed from the g-force. That fic gave me some PTSD yo.

>>22591507

But she didn't make it out fine. She died. And I'm still so sad about it.

>>22591531
That needs animation.., pwetty pwease!

>>22591494
Needs more friendly Gilda

too bad I couldn't find the one that caluri (forgot name) made, So I'd have to replace with this.

>>22591579
or color

>>22591577
oh it's part of a fic? did not know, I'm new to /co/ tbh, just got into FiM recently when it somehow passed into view of my radar when I was tvtroping, like the cursed wiki reader I am.

>>22591561
AHAHAHAHA AWESOME

>>22591611
or... BOTH!

>>22590975
I'm not sure if I should laugh my ass off or cry out "Why would you do this?!"

i could use a good pic of derpy for an avatar

>>22591377
How many of these are there?

>>22591638
when one is unsure, just do all of the above

>>22591447
...okay.

I just get really nervous when I write a fic for a series I have never done before. It makes me crave feedback, especially about how the characters are portrayed and the general tone.

>>22591656
I think I heard 5 or 6 in one of the previous threads, I've only seen 3 myself though

>>22591574

Didn't she go into a spin after getting struck? I'd go back and read it to make sure, but I don't feel like contemplating suicide today.

>>22591656
so far?
3
but there will be more

That also leads to think, Twilight is the sixth element, so she'll be killed with Dark magic or something

>>22591603
This one?

>>22591662
HAHAHAHA
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS.

Why doesn't >>22590393 have a link to the general pony archive?

>>22591683
There are only 3 according to the author.
New fics incoming that i need you guys to spam until the 30th.
>>22590711

>>22591613
That site sucks you in like the plague

>>22591701
Same thought I had. ALL of the elements of harmony need to be severed. Celestia is going to be fucking evil in this one.

>>22591687
I dun wanna be sad.. so not gonna read, but who set up the cloud to strike? since weather in controlled in their world, and I think she'd have to be pretty distracted to fall victim to it, or maybe flying over the Everfree Forest and it's unnaturally occuring weather?

>>22591725

Its the second link on the list?

>>22590975
I don't see what everybody is flipping shit over this for.

Is it because it's Snails?

Art isn't bad.

>>22591669

...it's fanfic...you write it because you enjoy it...just aim for the properties you want in it and fire...if people like it, cool...if they don't, then they don't...just chill...because the moment you start taking writing fanfic seriously it ceases to be fun...at least for me it does...but whatever works for you...-shrug-

Hey, bronies, back from a long shift at the coffee house, got some tales to share.

We had a few customers early on in the morning, most of them coming in for a cup of joe to get them going for the day, like Mr. Cake, who likes a dark roast with his morning doughnut, and the wonky-eyed mail-mare who orders her latte with “extra hardwood”. I'm still not sure what that means, but I throw almond crumbs on top and give her a muffin and she seems pretty happy.

Around nine o'clock, Twilight dropped in with her little assistant dragon carrying a few books. You know, the purple on who talks a lot? I didn't even know her name til that whole Ursa Major thing, but after the way she handled Winter Wrap Up last year, it's hard to forget her. I've heard she's apprenticed to the Princess herself. Nice to see the notoriety hasn't gone to her head.

“Hey, Brewer, how are you?” She said with that college-filly smile.

“Not bad, just waitin' for the rush. What're we making for you today?”

She hummed and looked over the big menu board next the counter. Apparently there isn't a small-town coffee shop in Canterlot, and the mare's been going through every single drink on the menu, trying something different every visit.

“I'd like the chai latte, with soy milk, I think.”

“Ah, good choice; fresh soy from the farm east of Ponyville, and fresh chai tea shipped in just yesterday. It'll be right up”

“Thanks, Brewer.”

“Uhm, Twilight...” The dragon kid poked her on the shoulder.

“Oh! And a hot chocolate for Spike.”

“Sure thing, comin' up!”

She paid and left a coin in the tip jar while I made their drinks. I thanked them, and they settled down with a stack of books and a heap of scrolls. College girls, right?

Didn't really have time to ask what they were studying, our daily bushel of apples was coming in the front door

***

>>22591638

I bet it was you that did it, wasn't it Diabolical? You drew Snails before and paired him with the ponies! You're the only that ever does anything with Snails. I know it was you! Somebody get the rope!

>>22591683
I need to look for them then. I've only read the Pinkie one and the Rainbow Dash one

>>22591742
yes, yes it does, and you never notice til something breaks you away from it, tabbed browsing makes it even worse...

>>22590851
Someone draw a pony with a really intelligent or promising cute mark but they're a hobo.
In the pic they look at it and sigh.

Big Mac. . and Nurse Pony??!! Who will Caluriri pair him with next?

>>22591750
If I understand correctly, the weather is tamed, not necessarily under complete control.

>>22591687

You're right, i haven't read the fic in awhile. Tailspin after the lightning.
Twilight you stupid cunt.

WATCH THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXxba_zotCc

>>22591762
are you going to write some Dash/Pinkie?

I dumped all the images that I had yesterday

>>22591085
>>22591787

>>22591762
Yeah, I write because it's fun. I still want feedback so that I can improve on it and i still want to maintain a level of quality, unlike most fanfic writers.

The 4chan writefags are actually a decent bunch when they aren't writing fan service filled, over the top and character breaking sex fics.

>>22591669
I understand. I get bugged whenever any of my creative stuff goes unnoticed. But ya gotta chill, you can't force people to look at your stuff and you can't force them to comment.

But there's nothing wrong with asking for feedback, just don't do it every thread or you'll end up like that Dino guy.

>>22591750

Twilight.

>>22591878
omg..., I must develop a way to unhear that! FOR SCIENCE!

>>22591723
Diabolical. Did you ever finish gender swapped Snails?

>>22591878
ASSBURGERS AND AUTISM COMEING OUT OF MY DICK! OH GOD IM SUCH A FAGGOT!

>watch My Little Pony
>go through all of the threads on 4chan and revel in their crazyness
>Read that grimdark fanfic
>Can't think about the innocence of the show or characters in the same way ever again.

Damn you people what have you reduced me to?

>>22591753
Fuck me. I read that thing eight or nine times looking for that thing, and I just could NOT find it. All I saw there was "thread locater" and my brain just completely skipped over "archive"

Thanks brony.

>>22591908
Point taken.

Dino Guy perturbs me.

So... Anybody else have ideas for simple fics to give me practice with the characters before I move on to do my big fic idea?

I haven't done anything with Applejack or Dash yet, and my only rule is no sexy time.

So how do all the bronies in here feel about the fact that you just watched an episode about periods?

>>22591973
Really?

That's unfortunate.

>>22591946
I'm trying to finish it right now before I head off to class

>>22591973
Cheer up bro.
We all love the ponies.

>>22592027
Well, I'm an adult so... meh?

>>22592003
how about a body swap? let them experience life as a different pony type, etc..

>>22591976

No prob, I had the archive link on top but someone added the MLP Forums to the top of the list.

>>22591973
I'm sure new episodes will snap you out of that

>>22591973
that's why I don't read those

>>22591743
Will be awesome if it ends like that. If Twilight kills all her friends she'll lose the element of friendship, which Celestia will try to take.

just getting into this. was watching the first episode a few minutes ago, saw the fluttershy, and my heart melted when she made those little squealing sounds. can I haz moar of her?
preferably, no porn.

Where's the guy who wrote Fluttershy's period?
I want Applebloom's period
I WANT IT NOOOOOOW

>>22592030

Mm, its not so bad. I'm just a little annoyed that its what I always think about first when I'm watching the episodes or browsing pony threads.

What can I say? I don't like being depressed. I'm not going to let it come between me and my enjoyment of the show. It's just going to have to be something I should stop focusing on.

>>22592003
>dino guy perturbs me
:(

So... where do all you bronies live?

Portland, OR here. Center of the indy comic/music/hipster scene.

I live within a half-hour's drive from Oni Press and Darkhorse comics.

>>22591973

That fic makes everyone feel depressed. And I read depressing shit all the time. I'm a toxicology assistant at a morgue.

>>22591973

Me too brony, me too.

>>22592077
AJ cleans up nicely. But I like her in formal western wear.

>>22592101

And Fluttershy bags us another one!

>>22592077
Applejack is so pretty and also her hair is blowing in the wind :3

I know some of you guys buy the dolls of the ponies from FiM.

What sites would you recommend for me to get one?

>>22592129
I live in Ponyville. I make pony porn.

>>22592027
And?

>>22592099
Re-watched the first episodes. The last element if magic, not friendship. Still, her magic will have to be severed. It's going to be so brutal.

>>22592101
Since we're nearing image limit, check here
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/index.php?q=/post/list/fluttershy/1

>>22591893

now that I FINALLY have an idea in my head i can get started...should be up in a few hours...

>listening to Winter Wrapup on repeat
>oh god what's happening to me

>>22592148
>thumbnail
I thought it was bondage

>>22592129

NC brony here

>>22592164
lol.., I did not even notice that my first viewing, but wow..

>>22592164
>>22592164
He's my favorite male background pony

>>22592158
Amazon?

>>22592148

Why is that seeing the ponies dressed as actual ponies makes me think of bondage? I think I'm starting to forget that they are really ponies. Kinda like when you watch Futurama, you eventually don't notice anymore that Leela only has one eye unless they do a close-up where it is all nasty and cracked out or something.

>>22592186

Can i have happy ending please? Is there still hope? why am i asking you all this?

>>22592164
I dub thee Ron Pony.

>>22592129
Chattanooga, TN. It's okay.

>>22592186
FRIENDSHIP=MAGIC
it's in the title

>>22592164
And now you realize he has the same hair as caramel

Caramel is his weak homosexual son, and he's dissapointed.

>>22592264
>imlikingthisidea.png

>>22592186
YES! Sad ending for a sad fic will be perfect!

>>22591846
the pony or character you want

>>22592129
Montgomery, TX!

>>22592129
Hell yeah, I love how many Oregon bronies there are.

Is there anyone else here from the Willamette Valley? I think there was one last night, but I'm not sure.

I watched all twelve eps and while it was a cute show, there's absolutely no reason /co/ should be this fagged up every day about it. It wasn't even a 4th as good as you guys are carrying on.

>>22592186
Celestia brutally snapping Twilight's horn
Also, in the first chapter, it says that celestia has a secret chamber, this is probably where she keeps the souls of the ponies.

>>22591946
>>22592033
Ill finish it when i get back home

>>22592129
MICHIGAN

>>22592236

Looked there, nothing.

>>22592382
That's alright, nopony is forcing you to watch.

Run off and enjoy threads relevant to your interests.

>>22592351
I have a grandma that lives in Conroe and another that Lives in Brenham. Small world Brony.

>>22592382

Hey bro! Let me tell you about these things called opinions!

>>22592396
SAME!

>>22592101
You're gonna love episode 7...

I know I'm a bit late to today's Derpy party, but I just wanted to say that I'm a big Derpy fan. But there seem to be two primary camps of Derpy theory.

One, where she is essentially full-retard, and the other where she made a face at a party one time (loldrunk?) and now she'll never live it down. To be honest, I don't particularly like either of these.

In my personal canon, I believe that Derpy has....a condition. You know how your eyes are connected and move together, and you actually can't move them individually even if you tried? Yeah her eyes aren't like that. She is otherwise a perfectly normal pony, but it actually takes a certain amount of concentration for both of her eyes to focus on the same thing. When she loses concentration, such as when she is tired or lost in thought (or drunk!) her eyes...wander. Independently of each other.

Who else prefers this explanation?

>>22592388

He doesn't look any different. Snails is a lost cause.

>>22592385

Is it wrong if i am more excited about the ending of this fic more than the new episodes?

>>22592388
Haha thanks!

>>22592264
>>22592264
>>22592264
I'm thinking more of Pony Holmes or John Pony

or the ultimate porn star Ron Holmes

my brain just asked me to request this to become into existence Elite Beat Ponies!

sadly I have no drawing skills to do it properly, it would just be terrible, just terrible, it would make my weep from the poor quality if I tried to draw it.

>>22592388

Twilight? Snails should be more worried about Dash

>>22592346
RAINBOW DASH PLZ

>>22592129

Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia.

I have to be up at 4am to catch new episodes. Feels rough, man.

>>22592471
Long Dong Ron Holmes. Lets get at least ALL the major ones in the same name.

>>22592382
Opinion respected. What episode did u like the most?

>>22592484
So you can trollololol it up?

>>22592360
Portland/Gresham is technically in the valley.

Tuesday was cold as fuck and we even saw some REALLY light snowfall. It's odd how we get these cold as fuck, windy days and it always warms up to above freezing just in time to drop some rain on us before it gets dry and cold again.

>>22592484
something in mind ?

>>22592416
Ebay, bro

i didn't have to buy mine, they were given as an Xmas gift

>>22592554
Dash giving a massage to spa pony?

>>22592027 So how do all the bronies in here feel about the fact that you just watched an episode about periods?

Who bloody cares?

>>22592423

>>22591778
And here we see a good example of an OC that does not suck, ladies and gentlemen. A bit off to the side, doesn't eclipse the main cast. Isn't the most exciting concept, but certainly isn't trying too hard, simple interesting idea that leaves room for vignettes and interactions.
I enjoyed this little story and my hat's off to you, fellow brony.

>>22592482
>Rainbow Dash molesting genderswapped Snails.

You know. Snails my have a chance of gaining some fans if this keeps up. Or at least a fan.

>>22592027
But... the male ponies. They have Cutie Marks too. How is this about periods?

Still hoping for more ideas to writefag with... if anybody has any suggestions...

>Applerush
Who the fuck?
I was liking this before OCs came in.

episodes depry was in (hasn't been updated)

>>22592620
It's not about periods. It's about virginity.

>>22592642
Keep reading
I mean it.

Just rewatched the Swarm of the Century and immediately thought of this.

>>22592382
oh really troll, then describe an episode for us to prove it

>>22592645
I'll try to get it fixed up but tonight, but no promises

>>22592620

Nocturnal emissions, brosky.

pinkiepiesmiles.pcx

>>22592546
huh, yeah I guess it is, isn't it?

I'm in Corvallis, so it was still damn cold, but we didn't get any snow. Just a LOT of rain.

>>22592479
Yes, this is something we need!
But should they be ponified versions of the Agents or in-show ponies as the Divas?

>>22592706
rain, the magical elixir of life, even if you drown life carries on and feasts upon your carcass, unless others of your own species or culture intervene and bury or burn you to feed you to undeserving golf courses.

>>22591085

Holy shit, twilight >>>>> everyone else. I love backstabbing characters.

>>22592706
What did you think of the U of O championship game on monday?

I don't usually care about College football, but it was a pretty big deal for everybody in the state.

>>22592554
Uh, I don't know, maybe she crashes into him somehow, which causes them to accidently kiss, and then they act all cute/flustered. somethin' like that

>>22592725
that's a good question.., both could work out pretty well, oh yeah there's also the cutie marks to represent each.
if we go with in-show we have ample background ponies to make use of

>>22592676
I must admit that's how Pinkie would have wanted to go out — with a bang

>>22592188
AWESOME
it will contain shipping, right?

>>22592751
Yeah well that doesn't make me hate the rain any less.

You'd think I'd be okay with it by now, since I've lived here my whole life.
But I still am not.

>>22592158
Depends on which ones you want. If you want the on-model molded plastic hair gift set, then that's a target exclusive, and you can easily buy it off of their website for $20 (or just go to one of their stores.) You get Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Spike, and Princess Celestia.

http://www.target.com/Hasbro-My-Little-Pony-Friendship/dp/B003I85UYW

They don't look nearly as good, in my opinion, but if you want one of the ponies with brushable hair....yeah I dunno. Amazon? Ebay? Target?

>>22591460

Microwave fresh, even in fridge! Warm bagels every time.

This shit here. It's a cute story with a heartwarming ending but why the fuck is it ruined with Derpy imitating fucking Chef Brian?

Speech impediment? Fine. At least let her have lucid fucking conversations.

>>22592759
Isn't it great? Somehow she strikes me as secretly evil.

>>22592773
being a Beaver fan, I was very much okay that the Ducks got smoked.

I only watched from halftime on, though. It really wasn't that big of a deal here.

>>22592843 imitating Chef Brian

Oh shit, someone tell the estate of Lewis Carrol. Turns out CAD invented nonsense and has a copyright on it.

New general?

Got some images I need posting.

>>22592439
HELL YEAH WHERE YOU AT?

>>22592826

I was more hoping for a Fluttershy one, with or without the weird things you just told me. I don't plan on actually playing with them or doing nasty things with them, just displaying it.

Oh God I am asking for dolls of Ponies on the internet what is wrong with me ;_;

>>22592937
nothing, you are just pretty awesome

>>22592937

Real toys haven't come out yet, maybe sometime in the summer.
Mcdonald's will have some this month

>>22593035
>>22593035
>>22593035
>>22593035
>>22593035
>>22593035
>>22593035

NEW PONY GENERAL

>>22592810

just the usual dose of cuteness I aim for...maybe a pseudo-confession from Pinkie Pie...-shrugs- it's a work in progress...right now I'm trying to randomly ramble with Pinkie Pie without doing it so much as it becomes a huge block of text people will just look over. Threw in some of her crazy antics so I hope it turns out okay...

>>22593021

>>22592382
nice try, MR. TROLL

Derpy should just be the Pony version of Osaka.