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Letters from "Derpy" 9
!J8wKEZOcc2 01/13/11(Thu)00:57 No.22579867 File1294898272.png-(185 KB, 640x360, Gilda's Menu.png)
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
If you find this letter then something really bad happened to me.
I know you meant well when you got Princess Luna to see me, but I'm really scared. Today when I got there I went to wait in the antechamber and Gilda was there! I cleared my throat to say hi but she glared at me and said, "Whoa. What's the stupid pony doing here?" It took me a second to figure out what to say but we were called in just then. Actually, I only really thought of what to say later, but even if I'd known I'd have still been too scared to say it. I'm a loser I guess.
Trixie was there and, like yesterday, she and Princess Luna dominated the conversation. Though they stopped to listen to Gilda when she wasted to say something, or usually growl or yell. It was a lot about of heady stuff, like politics, and Gilda had a lot to say. It seemed to make her really mad, but I think she liked being mad.
Once in a while, when no one else was looking, Gilda gave me mean stares. Sometimes she raised her talons to her eyes and then pointed them at me. Other times she just raised her middle claw at me. She mouthed words at me too but I can't read lips, and besides, she doesn't even HAVE lips.
When Trixie and Gilda went to powder their noses, or beak, Princess Luna asked me why I wasn't talking. I said I didn't know much about that stuff, but she made me admit that I was scared of Gilda. Then she said, "Do not worry. If she ever laid a claw on one of my ponies I'd personally buck her feathery hindquarters from here to St. Peterspur."
Still I don't know. Maybe Gilda would follow through where the manticore wouldn't. Maybe that's Princess Luna's plan. Make everypony not like me so they won't miss me after she feeds me to Gilda. But no, I still don't have a clue what the princess really wants from me. Unless it's to laugh at me like everypony else does.
I'M SO CONFUSED!
... and I need of another drink, Bubbly Shines |