>>22575384

you seem to have a fake Derpy card

Allow me to provide you with the real thing

/tg/ sounds like a nice board, might have to check it out some time.

Is the show better this way, or would it have been better as a magical girl show, where the Guardians of Harmony defeat the Elements of Dissonance over the course of the season?

Sage for two fucking MLP threads on page 0. Pick one and post in it you faggots.

>>22575497

Dont ya'll go there Applebloom! I dont want ya'll joining in some crazy groups of them fanatics now

>>22575500

>dat pic
Oh shit...its not over yet.

>>22575533
It ain't nuthin I haven't seen before!

I am taking suggestions, by the way. Post some art, I will give you a card. And a balanced one, if that is something you care about.

>>22575500

The problem with that picture is that Pinkie should be the pink gem... Rarity the blue gem... and Fluttershy the green gem

Somepony fix it!

>>22575497
/tg/ is good, but you have to learn of its ways. A good thing to do is not to get to sage happy. It's a real slow board with groups of people that focus on a few things. Sage is ignored.

Also, the Janitor is bipolar. Somedays he does his job marvelously, other times he'll delete entire threads.

>>22575585
put some quotes on the cards

>>22575585
this one?

>>22575573

Celestia's fetlocks... you're still a young 'un sugarcube... I dont want ya'll going out and doin something that'cha might later regret

>>22575585

That's not Carrot Top, Carrot Top has Orange hair

>fake MTG cards
>rules consistent with the game

I'm impressed.

>>22575617
Isn't that Luxury?

>>22575500
The show is better this way because there is less repetition, no formulaic episodes etc

HOWEVER I would really like to see the whole Elements of Harmony thing come back into play at some point. They don't need to fight a monster each week, but it'd be cool if they fought something, eventually.

I'd be lying if I said Twilight Sparkle vs the ursa minor didn't get me giddy.

>>22575635

>>22575651

Greeting from flockdraw!

>>22575651
>same model
>same cutie mark
>same hair style
>different hair color
She dyed her hair

>>22575691
I'd love to see them go more into the lore of the land and such, and all the creatures in it

>>22575694

uh, sis?

I already got my cutie mark from /tg/!

>>22575733
If you think about it, carrot tops should have green hair.

Maybe someone was teasing her about it.

background unicorn didn't use Lyra?

>>22575691

Here is Lauren's comment on that Twilight pic you just posted

>>22575762

>>22575691
If you asked me, the Elements and the Rainbow are McGuffins, and nothing more outside that two parter. It was just there to move the plot along.

We do get see Luna again in a foreseeable future though.

>>22575691
It's still a show made by a toy company to sell dolls to little girls. There just isn't going to be any epic battles. Any more enemies they encounter will be defeated the same as they always been; with a stern lecture or some non-violent deus ex machina.

In fact, the part where Rainbow Rash kicked the dragon in the face is probably going to be as much action as we'll ever see.

>>22575802

Kindly delete your post and then... if you so wish.. repost with spoilers

Please

>>22575762
ALWAYS
ANGRY
ALL
THE
TIME

>>22575800
>>22575845

Someone needs to draw Applebloom being accepted by the Angry marines... who cry sniffle and DAAWWWW over the sight of her

>>22575828
Pretty much this, unless of course they're planning to make an hour Movie special. But then again, they could just use "Friendship is Magic" two parter, cram it together, and call it a day.

Apple Bloom's cutie mark could be Spike.

Wouldn't that be adorable?

SOMEONE BADMOUTHING GLORIOUS TABLETOP GAMES?!

>>22575797

>maybe another show, another time

And we will wait eagerly for it Lauren

>>22575926
raziel?! when did he become /tg/ related?

As far as the return of the elements/rainbow or a generally interesting action story, I wouldn't count Faust out just yet. Especially if the show ends strongly.

>>22575926

uh... no?

Read the thread idiot

>>22575925
Or a penis. That little´ponislut.

> no new FiM this Friday

awwwwwww.

from earlier today

>>22575969

>>22575926
Dude, we've already run a pony quests. And I plan on running another. Do you have the Maid book PDF, or a link to it?

Besides, the new MLP makes for a good kids first RPG location. Of course, you'l have to combine all the old classic toons as well.

>>22575969

Apple Bloom's cutie mark is going to turn out to be an Orange. She will then be disowned by the Apple Family.

>>22575823

>>22575878
Nah, they would accept her by dropping a bolter on her back and then yell at her to go kill heretics.

>>22575995
>No new FiM NEXT friday too.
Aw shit...
Well, I guess we'll see the new McDonalds toy inbetween...

>>22575500
I'm 100% super-glad that there are no once-per-episode power-up sequences, no roster of enemies to defeat, no season-long night until Nightmare Moon is FINALLY defeated. The era of the /a/-copying formulaic show is over.

I didn't realize slice of life could be so refreshing.

>people who genuinely love the show for it's innocence and want to keep the discussions and pictures innocent

>people who genuinely love the show, know it's innocent, but love the fact that it has such obvious undertones and mature themes

>people who hate the show and think we're cluttering up /co/ with this nonsense and come in here and stink up the place with real nonsense and bickering

>true fans are all about friendship

FRIENDSHIP=MAGIC

I just want to say I have been here for three weeks now and I love you girls
brony4life

>>22576021
It'll be a billiard ball. She then sets out on an epic quest to beat the best pool player in Equestria, Minnecolta Flats

>>22575957
Or maybe Hasbro realizes the cartoon is doing better than the previous MLP versions and decide to give more freedom to Laureen so she could make the cartoon more interesting so Hasbro could sell more plastic crap.
After all, if the cartoon is allowed to have ongoing arcs, that means Hasbro can produce and sell playsets based on the season's bad guys.

Bronies I've made a startling revelation to my theory of Celestia being an alien and all the unicorns and pegasus being descendants of aliens.

Celestia is a pony version of the Nephilim. Think about it she is twice as tall as any normal pony just like the Nephilim were giants as well.

I must continue my research.

high res they all mad brady bunch pic please

>>22575797
I have decided that whatever show Lauren gets her hands on next, I will watch, regardless.

>>22575957
She's in a constant tug-of-war with Hasbro for creative control. They want a cutesy rehash of the old cartoon, and she wants something that doesn't patronize the target audience. It's why Celestia is a damn princess instead of a queen, because old white men in suits say girls should aspire to be princesses and look pretty, not queens with power and responsibility.

These Magic cards are awesome!
I like this Rainbow Dash though I don't think she should be red

>>22575500
Luna was at one time like Twilight, gathering 5 friends of her own, and vanquishing the Elements of Dissonance. Until the Dissonance trapped them during one of their adventures. The dark force told the 6 ponies that one of them must be sacrificed, or they would remain tortured forever, in absolute cold and darkness. The friendship of the 6 was not enough, and after some time they began to argue. The pony who would become Luna, in her darkest moment, spoke to the Dissonance and told it the name of one of her friends which she would like to sacrifice. That is how 5 became 4, and how Luna became the princess of nightmares. The 4 stars are Luna's old 4 embittered friends, far away from her now, as the power of their friendship has longsince crumbled. But when Nightmare Moon had enough rage built up in her heart to attack Ponyville, the 4 friends were drawn to her strong feelings of animosity, and they worked to free their former ally. Celestia, out of love for her sister and selfish pride of her family name, rewrote all the history books in Canterlot, to downplay the wicked actions of her little sister. Murder became only jealousy. Now Celestia knows that Twilight's future could be similar, so she is encouraging her to develop her friendships early this time. Because if Twilight also fails the test, one of the 5 Elements of Harmony will die, and a newer , stronger Nightmare Moon will be born from her. Hence her name, Twilight Sparkle - the one whose destiny may just be to fade into the darkness of night.

My first MLP: FiM fic!

Any and all feedback is appreciated!

Also, if anybody on the game project is in this thread, I posted an application of sorts in the Roll Call thread on the Derpy Forum.

Capped for if anypony wants it

The last thread had an interesting topic I'd like to carry over: The pony girls' alcoholic drink of choice.

Twilight - Wines, particular vintage wines. She drinks while reading her books.

Pinkie - Girly drinks, the brightly-colored shit. Also jello shots.

Rarity - Wines, champagnes. Vintage, high-quality brands.

AJ - Jack Daniels. On any given day, beers like Sam Adams.

Fluttershy - She doesn't drink.

>>22576176
I'm loving all the grimdark lately

>>22576171
Red symbolizes chaos, RD has a very chaotic personality. If anything, she should be red/blue.

>>22575788
Because she gets her own card.

>>22576238
I'm not. It's particularly effective since MLP is a kids show, but I still don't like it. ANd I get enough of that from /tg/. Having one thing stay clean and innocent is what I would like.

>>22576210
hahahah, >>22575497 here, those were my honest thoughts on /tg/, I didn't expect that at all lol

>>22576123

Celestia and Luna are both Goa'Uld.

They are both immortal. Luna does the Goa'Uld eye flash in the intro to the first episode. They play the part star gods to a population of simpletons who will worship and serve them for all time. They wield celestial "magic" and are protected by a group of special, ornately armored warriors unlike any other ponies at all time. Ponies, kneel before your goddesses.

>>22576272

Nothing is sacred on the internets, bro. You should know his by now.

There are no safe havens.

Hello.

I'm someone who decided to run away from ponies due to the furfaggotry occuring en masse.

May i ask if this furfaggotry has ended?

You'll probably just go "HURR TROLL 0/10" but i'm being honest.

>>22576227

What would REALLY happen is that Pinkie Pie catches you fapping and, what with Equestria being such an innocently naive place, she had no idea what's going on.

Confused, but excited to see something new and different, she runs off to get her friends, and soon returns with all of Ponyville in tow.

Oblivious to what it is you're actually doing, they watch you, silently, their bright wide eyes never leaving your junk as you do your sinful business.

They wouldnt even say a word, they'd just keep staring and staring and staring

>>22576272
Then simply don't read it brony, not too hard to ignore..

>>22576332

Son, you've just gone full derp.

>>22576331
Depends on what you qualify as furfaggotry.

Please enlighten me.

"Somepony hit mah apple cart the other day, and ah said unto him 'Be fruitful, and multiply.'
But not in those words."

>>22576331
yes it has ended.
Im still here though, but have stopped the furfaggotry :3

>>22576374

The art that was being posted from FA. Without spoilers. And a severe lack of shame.

That's where i kind of drew the line.

>>22576171
She should be Red White with:
"When Rainbow Dash becomes the target of a spell or ability, don't give a fuck and continue as if it was never targeted."

>>22576331

It hasn't. I've taken to hiding in /v/. It's pretty fucking sad when that's a better home than /co/ these days.

>>22576419

I see less of that shit lately, actually.

>>22576419
Really now darling, if some silly images are enough to chase you away from an imageboard, then why are you here in the first place?

Somepony needs to make a card of Dash's bitchin pad

Legendary land material or what?

I have two requests for this pony thread:

The how to draw pony guide, and the comic with fluttershy and shutter-shades big macintosh going away to the air force.

>>22576446
If let those things "force" you into another board, that's your own problem.

Don't get me wrong, I hate the porn and furfaggotry. But I can deal with it, or at least know when I need to take a break from ponies and let the furfags be for a while. There are ups and downs with this fanbase here, as there is with everything.

It's back by popular demand!

>>22576213
>Fluttershy - She doesn't drink.

but she's try, if someone offers to her. and get istantly drunked. I wonder how can be a Fluttershy totally drank... Someone must write a fic about that.

Anyway, basing of this list, it's Rainbow Dash the Beer Buddy?

I'm ok with this.

>>22576502

>>22576502
I love that gif!

>>22576501
How thge fuck does she afford such a place?

>>22576501

look at that! the damn thing is literally LEAKING rainbows! So awesome!

>>22576446
don't hide in /v/. i would rather brave the faggotry than go to /v/ to hide out.

>>22576446

>>22576502
I'M ALL OVER YA LIKE SHINGLES

>>22576501

Does anypony have this in wallpaper size?

I want it!

>>22576563

inherited it, probably

>>22576476

I was just coming back to see if they're gone so i can continue to enjoy ponies.

Not all images make me do that, just when they post ponyfucking.

...I just wanna chat about ponies.

>>22576539

barely related, here's the list of the cocktails based on the ponies.

>>22576563
She has a job and her best friend supplies her with free apples whenever she helps.

>>22576579
>>22576549

Fuck yes you are the best bronies ever.

>>22576603

lol, bikinisprites

>>22576563
Uh, she made it?

>>22576192
>>22576192
>>22576192

Anybody want to offer up fresh feedback on this?

>>22576331

>two threads about dating anthros and sexualizing furfags on the front page
>HUR DUR PONIES IS SO STUPID IMMA TROLL U

Really now...

>>22576501
what episode was this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElCPiApxZsk
Gilda with guns.

God these VAs have such cool history.

>>22576586
Every thread now and then will have some... vulgar content.

The best course of action is to simply not acknowledge it and go on with your day!

>>22576684
I assume that's Dragonshy or Griffin the Brush Off

Wow, some people saved the cards I made.

In all honesty though, the person who said my Rainbow Dash card should be at least partially red was right. Plus, there isn't much reason for her to be partially white. Here's the modified card I made later.

I also added a pair of abilities that reflect her tendency to always take naps.

>>22576684

It's Swarm of the century

Start of the scene where Rainbow Dash wakes up and gets attacked by the parasprites

>>22576702

In that case...

>>22576756

Here's Part Two of Applejack and Rarity in Swayback Mountain. There's no erotic content in this one (although it may happen in a later part). Also, no GRIMDARK.
Image is courtesy of a marvellous drawfag who illustrated the First Part for me. Thanks brony!
------------------------

But then Rarity groaned – so soft, Applejack thought she must have imagined it.
“Rarity?”
She brought her face close and nuzzled the unicorn pony’s cheek. Rarity groaned louder and started to cough, and water suddenly dribbled from between her lips. Applejack quickly turned her onto her side and held her as wave after wave of river water poured out of her mouth.
“Oh thank Celestia!” said Applejack, patting Rarity on her back to help dislodge the last of the water she had breathed in. “Yer breathing again! Yer OK!” Applejack’s top lip quivered, “Fer a minute there I thought I’d lost ya,” she whispered.
Rarity’s looked up at Applejack groggily. The unicorn pony’s beautiful indigo mane, wet and tangled, was plastered to her face and neck, and her coat was caked in mud and river weeds. It broke Applejack’s heart to see Rarity in such a state. But then the unicorn pony smiled at her. “Darling,” she whispered, ”There’s no way I’d go ANYWHERE... looking like THIS!”
“Does it hurt anywhere, Rarity?” Applejack asked in concern, “Do ya need anything?”
Rarity looked up at her friend and whispered, “Do you have a mirror?”
And then Applejack at last let herself burst into tears.
***

>>22576756

>>22576756

>oatmeal

This thread is gettin' CRAYZAY!

>>22576781
YES.

I choose dragon

>>22576781
alright, no erotic, but how about shipping?

You said that the last one would have shipping, but it was just CPR (lips touching)

thanks parasprites you're effing terriffic
so are we still coming up with self-ponies?

>>22576647

I liked it. Well written, characters...well...in character. It even had derpy.

But I couldn't shake this thought i my head that they were celebrating getting rid of Nightmare Moon. My mind immediately went to a sad Luna interpreting it as a celebration of getting rid of her...man that's sad...what hell am I thinking...

>>22576501

>>22576852
>It was awful, AWFUL!
>A disaster, a horrible HORRIBLE DISASTER!

>>22576781
Keep finding typos.
----------------------------
With Rarity too weak to help it took a long time for Applejack to set up the tent – most of the pegs were lying on the bottom of the river, so she was forced to collect heavy river rocks and roll them onto the edges of the tarpaulin to keep the material in place. The wind was growing wilder with every passing moment, tearing at the tent and threatening to blow it into the air. From the dryness of the nook under the outcropping Rarity watched Applejack struggling in the rain. Applejack had wrapped her up in all that was left of the outfits she’d brought with her – the rest were floating downstream somewhere, never to be seen or admired by any pony ever again. The outer layer of Rarity’s warm cocoon was the exquisitely sequined party dress she’d brought with her in case there was some kind of social event after the rodeo. She chuckled grimly. If only the gentlecolts of Cold Springs could see her now! The muddy river water had got into her saddlebags and ruined it. Half the sequins were missing, and it was stained with mud beyond repair. In a few moments, the gorgeous creation she had been so proud of, gazing on it as it glittered on its dressmaker’s doll in her boutique, had become little more than a filthy rag. Rarity held back tears. All of those days of hard work, sewing each individual sequin on in perfectly straight lines - wasted!
In her weakened state, Rarity felt absolutely useless. She’d tried to get up and help Applejack earlier – it was too much for heart to stand, watching the earth pony working so stoically, so selflessly, in that cold dark maelstrom of wind and rain – but a sudden wave of weakness had set her entire body trembling, and she’d slumped back onto the ground. Applejack had galloped up to her, her eyes furious, berating her. “Ya try and move yerself one more time, lil missy, and ah’ll come and roll some rocks on top o’ ya as well!”

>>22575630

>>22576901
Why blue?

>>22576914

I can't do it. I just..can't think up anything interesting.

Or not cliche. Or really anything at all.

>>22576923

>>22576939
-------
Rarity had lowered her eyes. “I’m so SORRY, Applejack. I just feel so terrible that I can’t be of any assistance to you, darling,” she sniffled, “And all of this is MY fault. If only I’d been more careful deciding where to put these big, clumsy hooves of mine...”
“Now don’ you worry yerself about that, Rarity,” Applejack had replied. The unicorn pony’s distress had touched her. “It was jus’ an accident is all. It coulda happened to anypony!”
“It wouldn’t have happened to you,“ Rarity had replied, softly so that Applejack couldn’t hear her as she walked back into the rain. “You always know the RIGHT thing to do.”
***
Applejack rolled the final rock into place. “There!” she said in triumph. Even wearing her oilskin coat and hat, she was sopping wet, and she took herself over to a corner of the nook away from where Rarity was sitting and shook herself dry. “Now let’s get outa this wind and git warmed up!”
Rarity nodded. Even wrapped in her so many layers, the wind was cutting into her, and her bones ached and her teeth chattered with the cold.
The two ponies crawled under the tent flap and into the dry, dark warmth inside. It was still daylight, but with the black clouds of the storm blocking out the sun, it was as if it was the middle of the night inside the tent. Applejack flicked on a torch with her mouth, and placed it in a corner of the tent. Its pale yellow light made huge shadows of the two ponies against one side of the tent, and Rarity’s eye suddenly lit up in delight when she saw them.

>>22576939

>keep finding typos

I hate when that happens. ugh...

>>22576721
Fuck you then, I'll just make my own.
Actually, I'll just repost it from /tg/

>>22575691
Right after that Ursa shmeal there was fucking dragon! the show is doing just fine the nice balance of character interaction and true action it has.

Also I don't want to hear about who doesn't get enough screentime there will plenty of time for your featured waifu/husbando in the upcoming 100+ episodes

and the new little fillies just means there's more to work with

>>22575500

Nightmare Moon is the Everchosen, the supreme champion of the four Great Gods of Discord, who led the last terrible chaos incursion - known as the Storm of Disharmony - deep into The Paradise Estate.

According to rumors, she was once a zealous Unicorn Templar, devoted to battling the menace of Discord. She read ancient manuscripts written by Brundlefly the Insane, which contained blasphemies about the religion of the unicorns, and the true nature of Disharmony. Screaming in rage, she called the Unicorn gods liars and burned down the sacred Temple of Glittering Moonbeams, along with the manuscript. She then hunted down and killed her entire family. Adopting the name Nightmare Moon, she traveled north towards the freezing Vanilla Wastes. There she offered herself to the Gods of Discord as a tool of destruction. Her lifespan unnaturally extended by her discordant patrons, Nightmare Moon spent the next century gathering the six great artifacts of Disharmony:

>>22576944
just the skeletal remains of Twilight Sparkles long-dead corpse, is all.

I shall now request...Fluttershy pictures.

>>22577044

* The Mark of Discord: This shows the bearer to be the chosen of all four chaos gods. It was received at the Altar of Ultimate Darkness in the Murkymurk Forest.
* The Armour of Hydia: Extremely resilient and jet-black, this armour was worn by the first Everchosen of Discord, who was killed by Spark, the Father of Pink Dragons.
* The Hooves of the Apocalypse: Intricately-wrought shoes of beaten brass, stolen from the stables of the Daemon Lord Soot-Soul, allowing the wearer to cross great distances in the blink of an eye. Leaves flaming hoofprints.
* Dreamslayer, the Shearer of Horns: A huge blade with the raging soul of a captive horse-daemon, Ooozeflanks, bound inside it. Nightmare Moon plucked it from the motionless hooves of a defeated Pegasi Highlord.
* The Crown of Domination: A symbol of absolute authority to the forces of Discord and sheer terror to their foes. Found in the First Shrine to Discord at the Worlds Edge Mountains. Location learned from Butterbean the Unnameable, Father of Horse-Lies. Nightmare Moon fought for 16 days and nights and single-hoofedly slew an Avatar of Dreams to obtain it.
* The Eye of Reeka: When mounted in the Crown, the Eye grants the bearer potent powers of prophecy and omniscience. It was taken from the hoard of the Dragon of Discord, Flamefang.

>>22577072

Upon retrieving the Crown, Butterbean performed the coronation that made Nightmare Moon the Lord of the End Times. Leading a vast army of Discord, pony warbands united under her banner, she marched on Paradise Estate from the north, while her herald, Twinkletoes the Bloody-Hooved, marched from the east, over the World's Edge Mountains. Nightmare Moon fought and killed Shinesparkle the Everjoyous, Grand Equine of the Temple of Unicorns, with one blow from Dreamslayer by unleashing the power of the horse-daemon bound within it.

Nightmare Moon's ultimate goal during the Storm of Disharmony was to storm Ponyland, enter the Temple of Dreams, and corrupt the Eternal Wish with her own dark essence, extinguishing it and ushering in the End Times. After her vicious attack on Fluttershy Valley, where over ten thousand died, Nightmare Moon battled Starbeams the Exalted, Grandmaster of the Esoteric Order of Flutter-Magic, in single combat. Starbeams taking a seemingly mortal blow, Nightmare Moon was then hit in the head by Sunstar the Gilded, but sent Sunstar flying with a punishing back hoof blow. Nightmare Moon was then blind-sided by Ogggmar the Recalcitrant, the then-Grundle King. The Grundle King raised his weapon for a death blow, but merely proclaimed, "Grundles good!" and left Nightmare Moon on the ground. She is rumoured to have retreated to the Vanilla Wastes, leaving the Ponylands in shambles.

>>22576922
Thanks! Yours is the first fully positive review I've gotten.

And you even gave me an idea for a follow up, but writing a Sad Luna fic may be a bit depressing even if I already have it figured out how to turn the whole thing around in the end.

>>22577069

>>22577044

And then she got pwned by Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie stood on top of her and said "PINKIE IZ DA BEST!"

>>22576914

>>22577044
fuck yes

>>22576970
----------
“Even wrapped up in rags I still have such a svelte silhouette!” she beamed, striking a pose. “And Applejack! Just look at you!” She pointed at Applejack’s silhouette magnified on the wall of the tent. “You know my dear, your cowboy hat really is sooo charming. Its wide brim is simply the PERFECT accessory for your pony-tail – it balances it so well!”
Applejack lay down, exhausted, and watched Rarity as she tried different glamorous poses, her silhouette mirroring them. She was tired, and part of her was still angry at the unicorn pony, but as she looked at her own shadow, wearing her pappy’s cowboy hat, the memory of Rarity leaping into the river to save it without hesitation made the anger melt away as quickly as it had come.
Applejack closed her eyes for a moment and without realising it dozed off. When she opened her eyes again, she saw that Rarity was curled up beside her, fast asleep. The unicorn pony had earlier washed the mud and weeds off herself as best as she could with rain water, but her coat was still smudged with dirt and her mane was all clumped together in places. Applejack smiled at her sleeping face, the heavy eyelashes fluttering slightly as she dreamed, and she licked the unicorn pony’s wet cheek. Even after all their adventures today, Rarity still looked so beautiful! Applejack sighed, and cuddled against her for warmth.
“An’ jus’ how in tarnation can ya still smell so sweet after slidin’ down a mountain side and wadin’ through river mud? Ya smell jus’ like ya left one of those fan-cy spas!” She chuckled. “Like flowers an’ soap and sandalwood all bundled up together! Unicorn magic. Mus’ be....” And as the rain continued to patter and hiss outside, and the thunder rolled and growled, Applejack fell asleep as well.

To be continued - soon, I promise!

"Rainbow Dash kept calling me "random" but hey- she's the one living in an air castle, not me!"

>>22577069

Request accepted.

>>22576970
>It was still daytime

>>22576032
Okay I have to find out who Tim Buckley is

>>22577136

>>22577160

You don't want to know who he is bro.

I can just sum him up in three letters: B^U

>>22576986
Protip: never edit your own work.

But who can I share my secret shame with?

>>22577198
>three letters
>letters
uh

>>22576501
I tried. Kind of hard to word this one.

It's probably not even valid, since a card isn't technically a creature until it resolves in the battlefield. It's a creature spell before that point.

>>22577124

>>22577142
.. you can't use daylight in that way?

Whoa. I'll have to lay off the flu medication.

>>22577279
>+1/+1 for each other pony you control
>Thread full of pony cards
Aww shit. No way Twilight Sparkle is tournament legal. HAX

Made this combo.

>>22577160
He writes ctrl+alt+delete
Terrible comic.

>>22576246
I thought the colours represented your origins, not what you strive to be.

Last one I have

The Everfree forest have its strange places.

>misnamed image thread

Posting this for no reason whatsoever.

>>22577366

You mean like this?

what would it taste like anyway?

>>22576927
its called an alicorn you untutored fuck.

>>22577289

Holy crap! Thanks anon.

Random Question: What would happen if Second Impact happen in the world of Friendship is Magic.

/r/ing pinkie party poster and the obey poster.

>>22577385
>what would it taste like anyway?
grapes?

>>22577366
Nope, I assure you my images have correct file names.

For some reason I can't help but wonder what would happen if Nox made a sudden appearance in Equestria.

After all, Celestia, the Unicorns and possibly the Pegasi would all be bountiful sources of Wakfu.

>>22577335
Need I remind you what her cutie mark is?

>>22577431

It would require an Angel merging with Celestia

>>22577443
>>22576501

Once again... can we get a wallpaper version of this?

>>22577431
Too bad Equestria is actually what resulted from the Third Impact. Second Impact is in the past, Third Impact resulted in PONIES AND FRIENDSHIP.

>>22577468
And Celestia becomes Lilith?

>>22577433

>>22577322
In the extremely unlikely case that you care, the first card is broke as fuck. Making 3 creatures a turn means no blockers are ever going to get through. A better one would be this.
The second card is pretty mediocre. And universal pump effects are usually white. You could probably bump up the power level to something like +2/+1.

>>22577187
WHY THE FUCK ECHO?!

>>22577433
damn flood protection

>>22577224
You probably want to specify "Whenever a pony dealt damage *this turn* is put into a graveyard..." or else the card's rules would mean Gilda only needs to damage them once at any point for the ability to trigger, possibly several turns later, when that pony is finally sent to a graveyard.

Also, if you've ever tried using this guy (pic related) you'd know how annoying this sort of ability actually is to trigger. Unless you either A.) somehow force your opponent to engage in combat where he obviously knows he's going to lose a creature, or B.) have Gilda deal damage, then later use removal to kill off the creature Gilda dealt damage to, your opponent just isn't going to let it happen.

>>22577502
dunno if it exists
vectoring it probably wouldn't work too well...

>>22576631
Thanks!

>>22577457

He would be assimilated and forget about his family and become a paragon of friendship instead

>>22577553

I'd definitely read a Lovecraftian pony fanfic

>>22577598
I'd like to think 200 years of insanity and obsession is a little harder to get over than that.

>>22577582

That's fucking hilarious

i would pass on twilight but i would eat fluttershy milk

>>22577582

I am flying through my big meanmeanypants
Bullying
Stealing
No one is as mean as me
I am the nasty that rules your mind
Tears of pride stream from my feathers
I wish only to taste the sweet, sweet APPLES I STOLE CAUS I’M SO MEAN
The tears I made fluttershy cry
Gushing
No solace for the meanestmeanmeanypants
(zzzzzap)
ENDLESS REJECTION!

>>22576631
brb gotta make some Twilight Sparkles

good way to discover if someone's a brony too. "Want to try this cocktail? It's called a Twilight Sparkle"

>>22577431
We NEED a Fluttershy version of this

>>22577654
>eat milk
Shouldn't really wait, better fresh

>>22577574
Yeah, I should have looked up the wording on Sengir first, but making 20 cards has raised my attrition level over my care level. I will fix the templating for next time.

As for it being hard to trigger, mechanically, that is what makes this fair at uncommon. Flavorwise, no one wants to hang out with Gilda.

>>22577537 WHY THE FUCK ECHO?!
Because she comes in, does something impressive, then proves to actually be rather useless and not worth keeping around.

>>22577703
So Fluttershy=Rei? I guess Twilight=Shinji

>>22577654
>>22577713
Someone needs to Photoshop a picture of "Extra Sharp Rarity Cheese" or something.

>>22576695
I would buy so many playsets if Hasbro allowed Gilda to call all the ponies "cocksuckers."

Bonus points if there was a rooster in the room who then makes a snappy come back.

>mlp cards thread
>no dr. whooves

flockdraw is happenin' yo

>>22577854
what room?

>>22577899
MLP, the new pony flockdraw

>>22577574
just equip that card with this
>>22577107

ALL YOU HAVE DO IS TAKE A CUP OF FLOUR, ADD IT TO THE MIX!

>>22577553

oh god, what is this

>>22577978
NOW JUST TAKE A LITTLE SOMETHING SWEET, NOT SOUR, A BIT OF SALT, JUST A PINCH!

>>22577131
Because she likes you, she likes you very very much

>>22578071

guess I'll start writing up that PinkiexDash...anyone got any pictures I can accompany with it?

>>22578071

Like a best friend!

no angle card. im sorry what?

new Gilda

>>22578118

Yup.

>>22578133

Holy shit!

>>22576192
Anybody else read this and feel like giving feedback? I know I'm probably nagging at this point, but I get real nervous whenever I write a piece for a show I've never done before.

>>22578132
I dont have any good angel art. Post some and he gets cardified.

>>22578132

>>22578133

...damn 14-bis is good...

>>22578133

>>22578015

That's based on a clip from G1 MLP.
You know how every frame of this show looks adorable? Well G1 is the same way, except substitute "eldrich nightmares from beyond the realms of madness" for "adorable".

>>22578151

>ask for PinkiexDash
>get Big Mac

...oh wtf!

>>22578015
Its this, my friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEHPwAvrc_U&feature=player_embedded#!

Does anyone have the generic pony pic with the wing and horn add-on?

>>22578164
>nagging
>nag
>ponies

>>22577771
>i am disappoint

>>22578219
>>22578015

Derpy gives him his mail.

>>22578219

oh good lord

though I second wanting to read a lovecraftian fanfic for ponies now.

>>22578164

It had Derpy, and that makes everything wonderful.
Also, the characterization seemed pretty darn good, and the story seemed like one that could easily be in the actual show.
All around, I approve of this story. Good job.

>>22578388
Wow... that actually hit all the major points I was worried about!

Thanks for the positive feedback! I'll write some more when I get another good idea for practice.

dammit why is this so hard, and mustang is even harder

>>22578164
Maybe more people will read if you say what it's about.

>>22577553
amnesia + mlp FiM would be an awesome game

>>22578431
Twilight is packing away her things and getting ready for a party when she suddenly discovers a snake in her house. Hilarity and hijinks ensue.

Have no fear, I have made a solemn vow never to write sex fics.

>>22578419
keep on truckin', you're doing god's work

>>22578452
The truth is they all just want to hug you. You've just been a sour puss the whole game[/spoilers]

>>22578220
Hint, hint

>>22578118
My internet is being slow as fuck
I could barely upload that pinkie/dash pic

>Take a shitton of time to upload pic
>It stops uploading
>Try to upload again
>Mistyped verification
Try again
>Image limit

I'd really appreciate the fic.
Watch episode 5 with your yuri goggles on

>>22575439
>>22575464
>>22575514
>these abilities
>listed as a common
THIS IS THE MOST BULLSHITTY BULLSHIT I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS ON PEOPLE MAKING MTG CARDS.

Alright. I see a lot of people asking for something a bit more serious than what the show usually brings yet not completely grimdark.

I'll do it. It will basically contain nearly all of the characters so far and will contain next to none shipping.

One thing I need to know. How many words can you fit in one 4chan post?

>>22578416
>>22578431
Yeah, can't tell anything from the thumbnail. A bit of info when you post it would probably help draw in potential readers.

>>22578473

Well, when you write any more, please post it up on /co/ so I can read it.

I watch every episode with my yuri goggles on.

>>22578599
I watch every episode with my adoragoggles on.
Then I watch them again with my yuri goggles, that also happen to be beer goggles.

>>22576192

I mentioned last thread but it may have saged shortly after.

I thought it was fun, while Twilight jumped from scared stiff to frustrated a little fast everyone stacking up on the shelf was a neat idea. SSL made me laugh and while it was unexpected for Derpy it's an interesting take on her.

Do you want some kind of medal?

>>22578599
What have your eyes seen?

>>22576570
>>22576570

>>22578584
I'll keep that in mind the next time I post this (and future) fics.

I just made a Princess Celestia planeswalker and now the image limit has been reached. Now I'm sad.

wheres new general

>>22578725
If you're posting new stuff, maybe put something like "new (main character or focus) fic" in the subject line, so people who are looking for it can pick it out more easily. It's incredibly easy to overlook posts in these threads...

i dont care for lesbian ponys i find it hard to believe anypony can resist giant horsecock

>>22578771
I'm wondering the same...

>>22578771
Let's ride this till 300
Then I'll make one if no one does.

>>22578771
It's right here chums!

Come into the new General thread!
>>22578847

>>22578873
>>22578843
>>22578771
I'll make it once we've hit the bump limit. Ponies are more than just pictures, this thread still has life.

>>22578907
Well fuck that idea, off to the new general thread.

Polite sage

Shall we play Pony Maid quests then?

You've recently come into a good bit of money when your uncle passed away. He also left you a mansion on a ranch in the Suburbs of Big City, USA.

One night, you hear a splashing noise in your well. You rush outside, and pull up th the bucket. Surprisingly enough, there is a pony on the other end.

What type of pony is it?

>Earth
>Unicorn
>Pegasus

>>22578961
Unicorn. Pony master race.

>>22578828
That goes without saying but there's just so little of it

Is it a little filly?

>>22578847
>>22578847
>>22578847
>>22578847
>>22578847

New thread

>>22578847

You've done it...I've been broken. I will watch this show if I can get some links to at least 480 quality episodes.

>captcha: reported daytime

Take it to /b/, folks.

>>22579713
Official Channel (not international):
http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic/videos/

Youtube Channel with episodes:
http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony

Download links for episodes on:
http://tinyurl.com/mlpfimentos

>>22579713
http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony#g/u

>>22579725
/b/-random
/co/-comics and cartoons
MLP=Cartoon
>nope.jpg

>>22579713
http://www.synchtube.com/r/Yaridovich

We're on episode 2 right now.