Derpy fiction.

>>22551224
I like how Derpy casually tends to forget that she can fly.

Hey guys! Let's all talk about pony milk again!

Waited until the other few threads today died to post. Evenin', friendos.

>>22551262
Well, she IS Derpy...

[ ✓] My Little Pony fanart comic
[x ] Porn

Sorry Captain, I can not approve of this.

>>22551262
so does fluttershy
sort of

>>22551296
>mfw the comic artist is gone and never coming back

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>>22551296
...okay, sorry but if you put a check in one and an x in another, it's just confusing
if you want one or the other, just leave one box blank

>>22551278
Let's not and say we did.

>>22551289
i love when people use my colorations and macros. I've contributed more to ponydom than anything else I've ever done on 4chan.

>>22551278

That topic already became sour, Rainbow.

>>22551278

Ponies drink Cow Milk. Which is disturbing anyway when you consider Cows seem to be of equal intellect to Ponies.

>>22551315

madmax? He was in this morning.

So what's the topic for tonight? I'm thinking about getting my draw on.

>>22551330
agree. but checks are always positive, x's can be either positive or negative markings so its still pretty easy to figure out what he was going for.

>>22551338
I know, right? Weird stuff. I feel compelled to contribute content as best I can

I just got chickenfajita12 to admit he watch MLP FiM on his stream

>>22551346

Well ok... if you say so Pinkie...

>>22551381
You didnt get the news did you?
http://my.deviantart.com/messages/#/d36wxi5

>>22551455
.... who?

Reposting Pony Cocktails:

Twilight Sparkle

1 Shot Vodak
1 Glass Sprite
1 Oz Hibiscus syrup
1 Hibiscus flower

Mix the Vodak and Hibiscus syrup. Drop the flower into the mix. Pour the Sprite over it all.


Applejack is an actual cocktail in addition to being a spirit. It's applejuice and whiskey.

Rarity- vodka and cream (or half and half) with blackberry liqueur. Basically a white russian with blackberry liqueur instead of coffe liqueur.

Fluttershy- tequila, orange juice, sparkling mead, and grenadine. Made like a tequila sunrise with mead instead of soda water.

Pinkie Pie - Strawberry Jello shot covered with whip cream and Skittles.

>>22551390

Topic's Derpy appreciation. I saved this from earlier. Applebuck drew it. See the egg? Derpy has given this egg a muffin. the egg is Dinky

Are bits a dollar equivalent? Or are they more like cents? You can buy a shitload of apples for just a few coins it seems.

>>22551248
>Retarded Derpy

>>22551488

>egg
>picture

Celestia dammit...

The picture is cute, but Ponies laying eggs just doesnt sit right in my mind

I have an /r/,

Punisher pony! A stern looking black pony with a slicked back salt and pepper mane and the classic punisher skull as his cutie mark. Bonus points if he is standing over his family's grave with a caption under saying: Punisher pony's family is DEAD.

pl0x?

>>22551486
an LPer

>>22551224

>>22551488

Not gonna' lie, that sounds like an awful topic. Way too many favored interpretations of Derpy. It'll be hard to truly appreciate this character we've given life to, but good luck to you all. I'll be keeping my nose out of it for the most part.

Been lurking all day, and I noticed that an earlier thread had a topic pertaining to writefriendship, with myriad of topics. Has there been one for drawfriendship? Was wondering if the opinions of both were close to each other or not.

Trixie is a classic troubled loner. Because she lives her life on the road, she is never in any one place long enough to form any lasting or meaningful relationships. This has gone on to the point where she has almost entirely forgotten how. It is likely that something in Trixie's past led her to choose this lifestyle. She may have been deeply hurt by someone emotionally in the past, or has simply always been a loner with little emotional contact. Given her personality, the latter seems more likely. Trixie has accustomed herself to needing the admiration of whatever fans she can garner at her shows. This is why she enjoyed playing off of Snips and Snails the way she did. In her mind, this is what she's built up as a feeling of "love" or "caring"; the fleeting admiration of whatever gullible fans she can get. She needs those cheers now to feel loved, since she doesn't know how to earn the real thing anymore. If anyone did ever show Trixie any kindness or friendship, she would mostly likely just feel threatened or frightened to accept it.

>>22551464

>filename

>>22551487

What's Rainbow Dash? A Shot of vodak drunk out of Fluttershy's bellybutton?

>>22551589
There is strong evidence to suggest Gilda wasn't always the way she is now. Her lasting friendship with Rainbow Dash seems to indicate that she was once a more positive person overall. What happened to Gilda may have simply been a case of time being unkind. It would be simple to say we were all different people as kids, but in Gilda's case there is more too it. Over the years, Gilda seems to have become bitter and aggressive, stooping to petty acts like shoplifting and terrorizing strangers to vent her own frustration. So fixated is she on the idea of "being cool", and idea that has since become skewed in her perception, that is has become the only important driving factor in actions. This could be a holdover from her younger days with Dash, a desperate attempt to cling to when things were better. Whether or not Dash leaving was the only catalyst to Gilda's change or if it was a series of events is hard to say. Gilda has made it nigh impossible for her to make or even keep friends anymore, as no one can possibly live up to her all important perception of "cool" anymore, not even her closest and most beloved friend. Cases like Gilda often end up associating with gangs or other common delinquents.

>>22551487
got my damn mouth watering. and I thought the Caribou Lou was gonna mes me up, (it did, pit in more than half the 151

ponies and eggs

>>22551618
At first glance, Zecora seems fine compared to Gilda and Trixie, but in reality Zecora is a unique case. Zecora chooses to live her life almost in complete solidarity, separate and apart from all reasonable contact, and only venturing into Ponyville for basic supplies. It has been established that Zecora is from a foreign country, and it could be that the Everfree forest reminds her in some way of her home. The fact that home is almost completely foreign in decoration and construction supports this. Though she is fluent in the native language, Zecora faces a cultural gap that makes it difficult for her to really identify with the resident of Ponyville. Despite all this, Zecora is not maladjusted in any significant way, she is perfectly capable of establishing relationships and being friendly, as we have seen, the problem is she simply doesn't bother to do so. Zecora is an individual who is perfectly content to be alone, and simply doesn't feel the need to have friends. If people are friendly to her, she will reciprocate, but will not go out of her way to maintain any lasting friendships. Amazingly enough, solitude is as much her friend as anyone else could be, and that suits her just fine.

>>22551487
Where's Rainbow Dash's?

So.. Who is derpy? Sorry, I'm a new brony...

>>22551618

>once a more positive person overall
>RD: "Remember the oath?"
>Gilda: "Ugh.... THAT stupid thing?"

Gilda is an obnoxious slacker

>>22551633

there was a previous thread where we came to the new conclusion that Zecora was exiled from her native land for lacking in booty

>>22551248

f...fucking crying. ;u;

>>22551640

Dunno. I remember there was one, but not what it was.

Picture request time! Someone put a comic up a couple days ago with Celestia giving Twilight a certain key (Won't spoil for bronys who haven't seen it), and the wink she gave was just fantastic.

In return, some art I haven't seen reposted in quite a while.

Okay, I tried putting everyone's suggestions into my writing. I hope I did okay.

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Chapter 3


All night the ponies traveled, and though they were tired, it was important they at least reach Canterlot before resting, as it would be much easier to sleep there without trouble on the roads. Rainbow Dash took a leap into the air to spot what was ahead, and though it was night, the rays of the moon helped her to spot ahead.

Twilight said, “Hey Rainbow! How close are we to Canterlot?”

“We’re just a few miles away! We should be there by afternoon!” , spoke Rainbow Dash.

Rarity ran past the others and kept full speed ahead, expressing her joy to her friends.

“Let’s up the ante, Dahlings! If we’re taking a rest stop at Canterlot, we must not keep them waiting!”

To this Applejack replied, “Consarnit Rarity, will ya’ll stop being so fussy. Slow and steady wins the race after all, and gettin all sweaty ain’t gonna bring you there faster.”

Rarity ignored Applejack’s seemingly gloomy message and directed her attention at Twilight.

“So do tell me sweetie, do you have many friends in Canterlot? I’d love to meet them.”

Twilight shook her head in a negative response, before continuing her trek.

“I’m afraid not Rarity. I was never really a sociable filly in Canterlot. I was too busy in my studies.”

Rarity didn’t have much to say to that, since it was a surprise to her. “Oh. Well, I’m sure I can make due. After all, I’d blend in perfectly with a wonderous crowd of fellow unicorns who truly understand me.”

For the rest of the night and a good portion into the day Rarity went on about the luxurious expectations she sought in Canterlot and Celestia’s castle, surpassing even Pinkie Pie in terms of talking. Once the sun had come up and vanquished the night, the ponies were already close to Canterlot...

>>22551700
straight vodka and a handful of skittles.

i suggest Boru vodka.

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Back in Ponyville, the eager young Dragon Spike tried to get a bit more sleep, but he felt an awkward kicking at his bedside. Upon observation he noticed that it was Angel the bunny that was kicking his bed.

He got up with a grumpy expression and turned to the bunny. “It’s only 8 in the morning. What’s up little fella?”

The bunny pointed to a picture of carrots, implying he was hungry.

Spike groaned. “oh. You’re looking for food, huh? Well, alright. I’ll see what Twilight and Fluttershy left for you. *yawn*”

The keen eyes of the young dragon spotted a basket of carrots within distance, likely brought by Fluttershy. The problem was that they were situated high on a shelf, so in a bit of quick thinking Spike brought out a ladder and placed it on the bookshelf, ascending it to reach the food for Angel. As Spike was half way up, Angel leaned on the ladder, both bored and hungry. He didn’t realize how much force he put on the ladder however, and caused it to rock back and forth.

Spike held on as hard as he could, the ladder wobbling back and forth. “WHOA! Easy.... easy... oh crud!!”

It was no use. The ladder crashed down to the side, causing all the books to fall off the shelf from the crash and land atop the dragon. Before he knew it, he was covered in an avalanche of reading material, and as if it wasn’t bad enough, the basket of carrots landed head down on his head, spreading carrots everywhere and leaving the basket upon him like a helmet.

>>22551649
Yes but she probably wasn't always as mean.

>>22551704

Spoiler, even though it's not exactly NSFW

Spike dug himself up from the book pile and looked at his surroundings. “Ugh. Great. Now I gotta clean up this mess.”

Thankfully a carrot fell in Angel’s direction and he started nibbling away, giving Spike the satisfaction of feeding him. Unfortunately, Angel put down the half nibbled carrot and ran up to Spike again, this time hungry for something else. He pointed to a basket of celery way up high near where the Carrots were.

Looking up again, Spike let out a groan large enough for all of Ponyville to hear....

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After a long interlude, the 6 ponies finally reached Canterlot. Around them various unicorns went about their high browed lives, paying no mind to the new ponies in town.

Twilight looked over the town and took a deep breath. “Been a while since I’ve come here. Not much has changed I see.”

There were various animals fluttering about, which piqued Fluttershy’s attention. “Oh my! Who takes care of the little woodland creatures here? They are all so marvelous. Why, there are birds here that I’ve never ever seen before!”

Some of the animals, knowing about Fluttershy’s exploits back in Ponyville, approached her and welcomed her to Canterlot. One Blue Jay landed on her nose, causing her to giggle joyously. “Hehe, that tickles little Blue jay.”

Twilight tried to intervene. “Yes, Canterlot has animals Fluttershy. But we shouldn’t be distracted. Let’s just find a place to rest for a bit, then continue our journey, and....”

The eager pony looked back, only to see that none of the ponies were there. Pinkie Pie had run along due to the Canterlot Magic and Party shop catching her eye, as Rarity went to mingle among a herd of unicorns. Rainbow Dash soared across the sky, wanting to show off her prowess and speed to all of Canterlot, while Applejack took a bit of a break and dined on a few apples she brought along.

Twilight was seemingly talking to herself. “Well.... okay then. You girls enjoy yourselves for a bit. But once you’re fully rested up, we’re making our way to Princess Celestia’s Castle!”

She decided to take a bit of a break too, heading back to her own living space to see if much had changed. When she opened the doors, she found it the same way she had left it: Books everywhere, a large hourglass she was given from the Princess, and a huge glass window where she could observe the citizens of Canterlot. It felt good to be home, as she perused some of her old books that she hadn’t read in ages......


It was now high afternoon, and within the castle the four pegasi that were guarding the treasury had just switches the shifts. The two guards that were awake earlier were now asleep while the other two were awake, keeping watch over the treasures, as well as the mysterious box.

One of the pegasus turned to his friend in confusion. “Hey, did you hear these guys last night? It sounded like they were doing something weird.”

His friend responded. “Yeah, I heard. I was just too tired to do anything. I think they said something about going into the Treasure vault.”

The first was confused. “What? What do you think they were doing in there? You think we should check as well?”

>>22551643

Derpy is just a random, background pony model who, in episode 1, was spotted with googly eyes

We leaped onto her and made up all kinds of silly theories

Then came a fic about Derpy being a kind of mailpony and it stuck

The creator of the show is aware of our Derpy obsession (she even faves art of her on Da)

Hey. Hey you. Pendy. Stop right now. Look at what you're doing. Look at it. Quit flooding the thread with writefriendliness. The general consensus is that we dislike that. Put it in an image or something, please. It also makes it easier for those of us not interested in such a thing to find the actual discussion and not have to scroll through pages of poorly written prose.

Not saying yours is poorly written, for I have not read, but most of that shit is pretty much garbage. Please, just image it next time.

>>22551589
>>22551618
>>22551633
Also, my typing is rife with typos tonight. Sorry about that.

The second pegasus shrugged. “Well, why not? We are guarding it. We should make sure it doesn’t look like it’s been burgled.”

In the hoof steps of the guards before them, the two awake pegasi opened the vault slowly and peeked inside. Again, all that could be seen was treasures, and that mysterious dark box. Though something was different about it. The lock that was on it before was on the floor, no longer keeping the box a mystery.

One of the pegasus guards went inside to investigate. “Uh oh. Someone vandalized this box. If Celestia finds out, off go our wings. I better make sure she doesn’t see this.”

The pegasus picked up the lock and tried putting it on the box, but to no avail. It was broken good. Out of curiosity, without the lock the box could be opened, and much to the misfortune of this particular pegasus, he was curious enough to take a tiny peek into the box.

The pegasus looking over the door couldn’t help but be curious. “So? What’s in the box?”

Upon inspection, the guard saw bits of ripped armor, all colored blue, and a blue helmet with a hole in it. Nothing less, nothing more.

He spoke to his comrade. “It’s just some torn armor. I don’t think it’s even good anymore. It’s probably worthless junk.”

Just then the vault door slammed shut, sealing one of the pegasus guards inside. The pegasus on the outside started freaking out. “WHOA! Open this thing up! This isn’t funny!”

The pegasus inside looked back and began freaking out as well, trying to slam up against the vault door, even resorting to ramming it head on. It was no use though. As if it wasn’t bad enough, the pegasus heard noises behind him, coming from that black box. He turned around, and what he saw absolutely terrified him...

>>22551726
Making it with Sky vodka now.

It's not really rainbow-ey, the colors overcombine. Trying to make a new batch with the colors seperated, let each color sit until the flavors combine.

>>22551799

I never noticed derpy was hanging out with drooling idiot pony during her derp scene

Can ya stop talking about milk, or at least gettin yer facts straight, /co/? Ya don't get milk from ponies, ya get milk from MARES.
Plus, Big Macintosh spent the whole mornin chuckling an sayin "Hurr hurr, come an get your pony milk" until ah had to kick him in the dick.

>>22551779
Holy shit, this is awesome and beautifully drawn. Who made this?

yay i got mail yaaaaaay
there now that's out of the way

>>22551834
>Rainbow Dash
>Pegasus
>Sky vodka
>Sky

>>22551853

>>22551853

We've been talking about booze for awhile now. Like your name sake, Apple Jack.

>>22551853

>ah had tah kick him in the dick

Episode 4 suddenly makes a lot more sense

also holy shit Applejack's kicks make trees wobble!

>>22551834
no i just meant a shot of vodka and then chew on some skittles, and i was joking.

there is a way to make skittle flavored vodka but its a pain in the ass, you're better off just getting schnapps.

Guys, i used MS paint today
It works better than Flockdraw

>>22552011

Unicorns are immortal. So Rarity and Twilight are fine.

so, what /co/ think of the last episode?

Doodled this sketch. What do you think, bronies?

>>22551853

write and/or comicfags get on this

>>22551805

I do apologize if it's seen as spamming. A friendly anon is helping compile it into one picture so it's much easier to look through.

I won't have another chapter ready for a while, so it won't derail the thread any more. Sorry.

The reason Big Mac and Caramel aren't in the show more often... they're busy.

>>22552060

Lots of bronies dont like it

I do

The only thing about that let me down was that Scoot and Sweetie didnt get more screentime (ie: enough for us to get a good grasp of their personalities)

Would have been great for fuel for this pony famine...

>>22551910

The Appletini, also known as the apple martini, is a cocktail containing vodka and either apple juice, apple cider, or apple liqueur. Typically, the apple vodka is shaken or stirred with a sweet and sour mix and then strained into a cocktail glass.

>>22551918
>made his tree wobble.

>>22552061
You forgot to include the other hunters.

>>22552074

It's cool, I didn't mean to sound rude or anything. It's just not the first time I've ever had to chime in and say it to prospective writefriends, is all. Nothing against writin' and all that, but it just bloats the thread up a bit. Thanks for being civil about it.

>>22551779
oh god thats funny, someone please finish it.

>>22552074

'S cool, I liked it actually.
Just ignore the neigh sayers and if they keep insisting on trying to manipulate what you do or don't do, politely ask them to go fuck themselves.

>>22552120
i came a little....
/r/ing some applemac

>>22551918

especially when you consider male ponies walk around with their junk exposed. a kick like that is going to be... damaging

>>22552074
Had to put this part separate, kept saying the resolution was too big

>>22552061
And for all the talk of Twilight's Magic POWAH!, I still can't see her as anything but support, and even then it's a bit of a stretch. Everything has to go according to plan, or else she just crashed.

>>22552074
Just make sure you screen caped it so we can read it better. Or better yet, write it in word, then screen cap it.

Also note that 99.999% of all fanfiction is mediocre at best.

>>22552165

>applemac

Here you go

>>22551613 “Let’s up the ante, Dahlings! If we’re taking a rest stop at Canterlot, we must not keep them waiting!”

"Up the ante" does not mean "pick up the pace" or anything like it.

>>22551805
Not really true, most bronies don't mind, or just ignore it. In fact isn't this usually the time, Sundae writes, never seen anyone bothered by their work.

>>22551633
you assume I like being alone too much
If I didn't want attention, would I dress as such?

So what's /co/ gonna do when (if) they more thoroughly explore Derpy's personality, and we find out she's nothing like we've made her out to be?

What if she's an antagonist!!?

is the flockdraw fucked for anyone else? it aint loading for me

>>22552279

Considering how many different derpy interpretations we have, shes bound to be something like one of them!

>>22552279

Insane, ridiculous, and retarded conspiracy theories/excuses.

>>22552279
well the creators are aware of our derpy obsession and legal reason would prevent them from naming the character as such.

So she will most likely stay a /co/ thing forever, but there was mention of a Ditzy Doo character that would essentially behave in a similar random and crazy fashion as some of us have characterized derpy.

>>22552297
Don't bother going there
15 year old /b/tards everywhere

For the Rainbow Dash drink, you could make a layered shot using homemade Skittles vodka:

http://mixthatdrink.com/skittles-vodka-tutorial/

>>22552060
I enjoyed it, but the ending kind of flopped for me. Introducing the rest of the CMC earlier might have helped out a little.
>>22552130
My recent return to playing MH has led me to desire a picture of a Rajang cradling Fluttershy in its arms.

>>22552256
Puff, pant...what did I miss?

Oh yeah. Part 2 of my story is on hold due to unforeseen drunkening.

Also,
>>22551779 is such a great comic. There's something about Twilight's look of shy horniness and Celestia's motherly joking. If someone made an anime of that I think I would die of yuri overload.

<---I also love this comic.

>>22552329

Lol I'm now imagining Derpy Hooves is being explained as a sufferer of Multiple Personality Disorder, and "however she acts on the show" is the personality/soul of some evil vile pony struggling to escape the mind fuck that is Derpy Hooves but failing by the end of it, thus becoming the Derpy Hooves we all love for future episodes...

If they make Derpy deliver the mail in a future episode, even to one house, I'll cry with pleasure.

>>22552265

Hey! These are my maracas!
GIVE THEM BACK!

>>22552441

Your claim on them is hardly fit!

How about I slap your shit?

>>22552221 Also note that 99.999% of all fiction is mediocre at best.

fixed that for you

...So who else is smoking a bowl right now?

>>22552493
oh god i laughed way too hard that is just perfect hahahaha

>>22552214

Thank you kindly man for another nice screen.

Also, I think I'll space out the next time I post the chapters, so it doesn't fill up pony threads.

Again, thanks for the positive and constructive feedback. It's really helping me write better.

>>22551224
>MFW I know that song.

I am not fucking amused.

If it helps, it's not the ponies that I'm mad about, just the combination of those two things seems wrong.

>>22552416
I need to make that my goal. Draw Rajang cradling Fluttershy, a pony wearing Akantor armor, and Joe vs. Pony.

>>22552425

I am still a fan of derpy's problem being that her eyes just go wonky when she gets emotional. Any emotion. Oh how hilariously awkward that would be.

>>22552060
I enjoyed it. I'm glad Applebloom got a chance to be a goofy cartoon kid and didn't devolve into some insufferable know-it-all.

So, what weapon would each pony use?

Twilight Sparkle: Gunlance
Applejack: Hammer
Rainbow Dash: Longsword
Rarity: Lance
Fluttershy: Bowgun
Pinkie Pie: Hunting Horn

>>22552522

I've been giving out critiques for years like it was my job, but I mostly work with art and whatnot. People seem to be receiving you pretty well though, so good work and all that.

>>22552423
Too bad those beautiful little comics are pretty much done for /co/

The last of them were put in a previous thread and the artist apparently quit /co/ for good

A very sad departure from my perspective

>>22552423
If interests you here's like a second part (just image, not a comic)

>>22552548

I prefer the anitquated "Celestia wiped her mind after Derpy discovered her evil plans" theory we originally came up with

>>22552596

What happened? I have a feeling I know, but strange things have happened.

>>22552441
I shall bring them back to you
if you come inside and sample my brew

>>22552596
madmax was back this morning apparently.

Also, the last one he posted yesterday

>>22552423
>unforeseen drunkening
Oh Sundae, you so crazy

>>22552586

>gunlance

wtf?

Wouldnt she just use a wizard staff?

Or better yet.. a giant library book so she can hammer some knowledge into other ponies' heads

>>22552662
DON'T DO IT PINKIE!

SHE'S A PERVERT!

>>22552596
Although his reasons for quitting honestly baffle me.
I'm guessing English isn't his first language.

What's the word on madmax leaving?

Is there any drama behind it?

>>22552689

Didnt someone say in this thread or another that he came back again this morning?

I dont really care anyway.... if he wants to whine then stuff him

>>22552655
I'm not sure
I think it's because people didn't know what pacman was or something

Anyone has that comic?

>>22551487
>Reposting Pony Cock
REPORTED!

apparently work is being done on a moderated flock draw room

with IP ban abilities

>>22552534

>>22552713

There isnt drama... only faggotry

madmax's faggotry to be specific (which is a pity, because the comics are great)

>Open Archive
>Open morning threads
>Ctrl+F
>madmax
>None found
He left last night and has not returned.

>>22552586
Sounds about right. I could also see Dash using DS, though.

>>22552516 ...So who else is smoking a bowl right now?

I really do miss getting high while watching new episodes. I shouldn't have marathon'd the first 10 in two days when I initially discovered the show...

>>22552644
Is that some kind of weird clothing on Celestia, or a thin, flappy boob?

>>22551779
I want more from him/her

*sigh* Here is what madmax posted when he left... he said this made him quit

And can we please not talk about it anymore? It pretty much derailed the thread into over the top BAWWWWing

I am a man who keeps his promises.

-------

It had been quite a long day for the Great and Powerful Trixie. She had arrived in a small village and performed some of her amazing feats. She had shared her story of her conquering the Ursa Major and, of course, had to put up with neigh-sayers who had doubted her abilities. The pale blue unicorn had gained a number of new fans, and even a free drink, and had now retired back to the warmth and comfort of her own personal wagon.

The interior was stacked high with Trixie’s personal collection of magic textbooks for magician unicorns like herself, all helpful guides to help explore the possibilities of not being limited to one particular form of magic. Trixie had been neglecting her studies, and she knew that. But it was hard for her to focus on her reading when she didn’t have enough money for food every day. Her current arsenal of magic tricks was good enough for young ponies to throw their money at her anyway, so she wasn’t too worried about learning more.

On the opposite end of the interior was her dresser with a small hand-mirror, a rack for her cape and hat, a full-size mirror between them. As she walked toward her hay to lie down, she paused, glancing over at the tall mirror. Her eyes caught her perfectly-styled, sky-blue mane, which she had just finished brushing only moment earlier. Her sparkling purple cape was draped over her back. Not wanting to get it dirty, she used her magic to lift it off her and carefully hang it over the rack.

>Ponies
>Monster Hunter
Today is my favorite day.

>>22552644
Thanks anon!

Are you the artist? If so, I wanna have your babies

>>22552737

Cool shit is getting drawn and I can't watch it? Fuck!

>>22552806 cont'd

But she didn’t go to her hay. Instead, she walked toward her mirror. For some reason, she couldn’t take her eyes off herself. She couldn’t put her hoof on it, but for some reason, she looked more beautiful than usual. Not that she wasn’t before, of course. Trixie knew she was beautiful, one of the most gorgeous unicorns in all of Equestria. But today was…different.

She smiled a bit, and posed. She couldn’t help but admire her slender, gorgeous curves…no wonder so many colts were all over her after her shows. Her long, beautiful tail swayed slowly, almost hypnotically. “My, aren’t you something…” she murmured quietly to herself. The words on their own were enough to make her cheeks grow hot. She felt as if she was a young filly, trying to flirt with the stallion of her dreams…but she didn't know why.

She turned her head away from the mirror. Was she…crushing on herself? She felt butterflies in her stomach as the thought turned in her head. She was beautiful, yes, but…beautiful enough to fall in love with herself? Part of her mind told her the thought was ridiculous, outright insane. And yet…she still wanted to look. Her horn sparkled as she levitated her hand-held mirror.

She brought it close to her, drawn in by her own reflection. Her bright eyes seemed to be looking right back into her, as if there was another Trixie, with the same feeling, same butterflies and nervousness, watching her. She bit her lip. She could feel her heart beating steadily faster in her chest. Slowly, she brought the little mirror closer. Her lips trembled.

“What am I doing?” came a stray thought in the back of her head. “This is so weird, but…god, Trixie is so…” Fuck, she was even thinking in third person now. Was she in that much awe of her greatness and power? But it was true…she really was talented, and beautiful, and had such a smooth, seductive voice…

Where's a good place to find MLP: FiM fan fic?

>>22552719
>>22552689
>>22552655


http://arch.413chan.net/co22528331.html#22528571

this thread should have some information

but even after going through it I am still confused - then again this is my perspective so I can't speak for the artist but I wish him all the luck in the world for his wonderful work

>>22552813
well if you show up in the room and post swasticas and ease shit then get IP banned by everyone

then yes

you won't be able to watch it

>>22552719
it wasn't even that. he drew something and was all "i hope more then 2 people know what pacman is" and a few people went "lol everyone knows pacman" and he was all "fuck you /co/ if your gona attack me like that im leaveing forever."

>>22552686
>clop clop clop
ow that sounds painful.

>>22552686
how dore you, such slander!
a child I would never philander!

anyone know if the Plus4Chan thread is a good place to post fics for long periods? the post limit on +/co/ is like a million characters from what i've seen.

>>22552806

>The promised Trixie mirror story

Reading like the Fist of the North Star!

>>22552836 cont'd

Her eyes were halfway closed when the mirror touched her lips, and she pressed in for a kiss. A shot of tingling pleasure shot through her, so quickly that she nearly yelped when she jumped back. The mirror, no longer under her magic, fell to the floor face-up. She immediately ran over to check if it was broken. Her eyes met her own…and this time, they were filled with worry, and concern.

She squirmed, and diverted her gaze. Kissing her own reflection felt strange…but good. REALLY good. She looked back down at the mirror, her cheeks dark red under her fur. She wanted to feel that again. Maybe just one more kiss…

She leaned down and kissed her reflection again. And again. And again. She kneeled down on the floor, kissing that beautiful unicorn over and over. Her whole body felt warm, her heart beating faster each time her lips met the reflection. Her warm breath fogged up the mirror, and as if by instinct, she started to lick it away. What started off as a lick or two turned into the unicorn full-on making out with her herself.

“Trixie, you’re so beautiful…” she whispered. She let out an excited little moan at her self-flirting, a different sort of warmth growing within her. Between her long, slender legs, she could feel her herself dripping, that clear mess oozing down her thighs and making a small puddle on the floor. Her scent filled the small wagon, the musk of a filly in heat.

>>22552902 cont'd

She looked at herself as her kisses slowed. Trixie was beautiful, and talented, and great, and powerful, and sexy… Trixie would always love her back, and return her love… Trixie would always be there for her, and not dump her like the other stallions… Trixie was the only pony right for her… a thought struck her, one that made her squirm in delight.

She wanted to breed with herself.

Her horn glowed bright, and the mirror slowly lowered itself. Trixie let out a whimper to see her beautiful face leave her gaze, but then, she saw it slip between her legs. She caught a glimpse of her pussy’s reflection. It was so tight, and wet, with her clitty sticking out… the warm juices dripped all over the pussy in the reflection. The mirror went up, until she felt it rub up against her pussy.

Her neck leaned back and she let out a blissful moan. She could see it in her mind, Trixie’s pretty pink pussy rubbing up against Trixie’s pussy. Her nipples went hard under her fur, the little pony leaning forward into the floor, moaning and whimpering in delight. She was such a perfect fuck! There was nothing Trixie didn’t love about Trixie…she was perfect, in every single way.

With her legs shaking slightly, she stood herself up in front of the tall mirror against the wall, and kissed and licked eagerly at her reflection. The hand-mirror rubbed even faster against her pussy, her juices staining the purple frame. “Oh god…Trixie…!” she whimpered before letting out a loud, needy moan. She pulled in close to the mirror to kiss herself as she came, her tail twitching with her orgasm.

The soaking wet mirror fell to the floor with a clang. She panted as she leaned against the mirror, her warm breath making it fog up. As she slumped down to the floor, she kissed her reflection over and over, until she was overcome by her exhaustion and fell asleep.

Moar Derpy

>>22552935 cont'd

She woke hours later. By now, the moon was hanging overhead, a perfectly clear and beautiful night. High in the sky, constellations could easily be made out. But Trixie never saw them, as the first thing she saw was herself, looking back at her from the mirror.

“Good evening, beautiful…” she giggled as she slowly stood up. She leaned in and kissed her own reflection, her cheeks red hot. She was in love with herself…and damn proud of it.

But her little romantic moment was rudely interrupted by frantic banging on the side of her wagon. She pulled herself away from the mirror. Infuriated, she marched up to her door, not even bothering to put her cape back on. Outside, two familiar and dim-looking unicorns looked up at her.

“Trixie thought she said that the Great and Powerful Trixie did not want to be disturbed!” she hissed angrily.

The smallest of the two, who looked more like a deformed pig than a pony, laughed nervously. “We have a ...uh...tiny problem...” he stammered.

“Actually, it's a big one,” added the more honest but slower-talking of the duo.

“WHAT is so important that you cannot wait until morning to disturb Trixie?” she snapped at them.

And that’s when a giant fucking bear showed up.

>Hope you enjoyed.

>>22552686

Oh, that's just silly.
Me, drawn as a pedophilly?

>>22552870

>>22552870

Really stretching there, aren't ya?

>>22552902 the musk of a filly in heat.

clop clop clop

guys derp eyes are a party trick and she was at a party

>>22552964
>wtfamIreading.jpg

>>22552811
No, not me
but i'm still waiting for my rarity/applejack
OH WAIT, that's not possible since rarity died;_;

Are you ever going to write Pinkie/Dash I requested threads ago?

>>22552935 She wanted to breed with herself.

Oh Celestia.

>>22552998
And the image for the heck of it

>>22552968
that animation is just a disastah
it looks like they used COPY PASTA

>try to get onto the MLP TF2 server
>game keeps freezing up
>mfw

>>22553062

You're barely even trying now.

>>22553019

Thanks for posting it.
Sorry about the delay, but the second half of Swayback Mountain is all planned but just needs to be written.
And I'll get onto the PinkieDash one as well - I'm just having trouble thinking of an appropriate setting. I might rewrite Griffin the Brushoff - not sure yet

>>22553028

Hey Trixie. *snerk* You can go breed with yourself as faw Ponyville is concerned about.

>>22552964

>And that’s when a giant fucking bear showed up.

Okay, that was a pretty good ending.

>>22552998
>>22553056
Better.

Twilight: red mage
Rainbow: assassin
Applejack: warrior
Rarity: thief
Fluttershy: white mage
Pinkie: kender
Big Mac: barbarian

>>22553115
A Giant Fucking Bear
>A Giant
>A Giant Fucking
>Giant Fucking
>Bear
>Giant Fucking Bear

>>22552806
>>22552836
>>22552902
>>22552935
>>22552964

Holy shit man! I think that's the first and only MLP: FiM fapfic that tried to be erotic and worked. You gotta write Trixie x Luna next! Please! Celestia wills it!

I thought the story would have HUMAN trixie.

>>22553196

>open image
>look away while it's loading
>look back
>realize it's animated
>my face

Oh hey guys, did someone happened to save that "Loyalty" fanfic? it was pretty cool. Also, i made htis based on it.

>filename

>>22553065
Wait, hold on.

Wait.

There's a MLP TF2 server? FUCKING WHERE

>>22553075
not even trying, man screw you
I wrote more poems than Maya Angelou

>>22553153
I like the idea behind the picture at the end (I have the original saved) but someone really needs to fix it up. Her stomach is huge and her butt shouldn't have 2 visible cheeks from that angle.

>>22553284

>>22553277

>>22553277

Whoa, way to capture the most dramatic scene of the story! It looks fantastic!

Working on a drawing project. Help me think of an animal that isn't too similar to any of these, preferably numerous in a different part of the world:

Horse
Moose
Hawk/Vulture
Tiger/Panda
Lion/Zebra
_______

>>22553317

oh dear god what the fuck

>>22553277

FFFFFFF. Well now I don't want to read it because it sounds like it'll be depressing as fuck.

Amazing artwork, /co/mrade.

>>22553277
Long live Rainbow Dash
oh wait

>>22553303

That was painful.

>>22553277
That's so cool it almost gave me tourettes

>>22553304
Maybe Trixie has just been letting herself go.

Lots of women eat themselves fat when their depressed.

>>22553290
It fucking sucks and no one plays on there.

>>22553284
That scene cracked me up.
Dash is like, "Where the fuck did THESE assholes come from?!"

>>22553356
platypus

>>22552804
Doesn't really look like quitting at all to me, more like a joke.

>>22553369
Read it, you'll cry
and RAGE LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTHSTAR

>>22553317

HNNNGGGG

I'm having a total brain fart trying to remember what episode this is from and when it happened.

Any ponies willing to lend a hoof?

>>22553410
>more like a joke.

Well it's a joke with no punchline as of yet.

>>22553374
I'll give you more pain than you can endure
when I slam your weenie in a sliding door!
it's on

>>22553410

Hah. They live in Australia, right?

If so, I'll need a large Australian animal, as well.

>>22553356

A Deer? Or would that be too similar to a moose?

>>22553442
Kangaroo?

>>22553428
Third. Spike is making a face at the gala outfit Rarity is forcing on Twilight, and then she turns to dress him up and knocks his elbow.

>>22553317
............Spaceponies?

>>22553441

You can handle this
You might even need a hand
'Cuz I'll come at you crooked
Like a parallelogram

So why is Zecora such a magical Negro?

>>22553314
...are there any more like these?

>>22553462
Wombat?
Cassowary?

>>22553428

Ticket Master. Just watched it an hour ago in fact. Rarity pops in and leaves the frame just before that cap.

>>22553475
Because she's a goddamn zebra.

>>22553428
It's either the first one, or the third

They're in rarity's house

>>22553462

Awesome. That'll work.

Note: I'm not stupid, just seeing what you fine folk would say. Platypus and Kangaroo... that should be fine, yeah.

I'll update you on my progress. I need to practice with my tablet, and with art in general, so I'm forcing myself to work on this little idea I've had in my head for a while.

>>22553479
The writepony said it's a work in progress 5 parts irc

>>22553277

Excellent picture discotecnica ottanta! I didn't read that story yet, but after seeing this, I certainly will. Also, do you intend to ever finish up your previous art, mainly:

>>22552644
>>22551779
>>22552895

They are such beautiful pictures, it would be a shame to never see them fully completed. I do hope you consider it when you have free time. Thanks very much!

>>22552214
is there on between these two?

>>22552990
now in colour

>>22553598
Pointing at third part
Here's 1and2

HEY DRAWFAGS, YOU MIGHT KNOW THIS

are there any A/V programs which can do stuff like in these videos?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JiYTT1mFUA

also horrifying sex images ahoy

>>22553614

>>22553191
Thank you! I might try it, when I get the chance. All I need is an idea of how the plot should go and I'll get started.

Looks like Zecora couldn't handle my delirious raps.

>>22553652

>just_pinkypie.png

You won't be fooling anybody with that if you don't remove the obvious file name man.

Derpy writing dump time.

>>22553689
or will i?

wat

>>22553694
This one is horribly dated now that it's January, but what the hell.

anyone else notice this pony. His cutie mark is cherries....i wounder what his special talent is.

>>22553479
Not as far as I know, but I am hungry for more.

Thinking about writefagging but don't know where to start and I'm not sure I'm confident with the characters.

Anybody want to give me a nice, simple concept for something short?

No sexy time though. I don't do sex fics.

>>22553389
>they're
when I'm depressed I stop eating

Well, it's true

>>22553716
Playic pacman

>>22553716

His special talent is popping filly's cherries.

>>22553686
you didn't post pics
so I didn't give 2 dicks

Hello everypony. I'm in the IRC room right now, and we're talking about creating a 2D MLP online game and chat. Please come join us if you're interested in contributing. We need programmers, coders, designers, and artists.

>>22553668

Hmmm.... well, I'd throw an idea your way, but I like being surprised! I'll have to leave it up to you man. I think I might write my own variant of that pairing myself. We'll double it up for twice the Trixie. The Great and Powerful Trixie that is!

>>22553709
Trixie x Trixie confirmed for canon.

PARKER

I NEED PICTURES. PICTURES OF PONIES. SITTING DOWN.

I NEED THEM ON MY DESK BY TOMORROW OR YOU'RE FIRED

>>22553277
"Oh neat, some awesome fanart of Derpy flying with lightning in the background."

>mfw I open the image

>yell at a troll for being a troll and unable to deal with someone making threads about something he doesn't like in another thread
>get banned for a day

spoilers are fun!

I'll post the next chapter tomorrow, if I'm not too tired.

Gonna try to work on my exposition.

Until then, I'm just gonna pass out. I'm tired like I was just at one of PInkie Pie's parties.

>>22553827

Link the IRC. I can't program or anything, but I could do sprite work and such. Maybe.

Anyone else using a MLP desktop theme? Been working on this. Anyone have any appropriate mouse cursor files or .wav soundfiles that could complete my theme?

>>22552967
>>22552870

WILL YOU PLEASE STOP FUCKING RHYMING. THAT SHIT MADE "BRIDLE GOSSIP" ALMOST UNBEARABLE TO WATCH!!! STFU!!!

I like to think that Zecora rhymes because it's tradion in her villiage that "If you cannot weigh your words with rhyme, your speech will only waste everyone's time."

>>22553869

That's what happens when you let a troll win.

>>22553716

The less successful cherry farm on the other side of town?

>This relationship might not work at all, even if you invest time
how about
a thousand years

>>22553891

Yeah I know, she's not even good at it. if I had my mic, I would drop some serious pony freestyles. Those are always a riot around here. Here, being where I live, not the chans.

>>22553845

God damn, did you draw that now? No way I'd have missed this picture if it was posted before, unless it was posted in some far off left field thread and got deleted immediately.

>>22553894

>>22553897
I like to play with them.

Arguing is fun!

was just rewatching this episode...
Deleted scene:

>>22553716
Cherrycolt, professional cunt destroyer.

>>22553947

Not when you're banned for a day.

>>22553926
You like Zecora. Don't you Vincent

>>22552988
I bet Bubbles is just the coolest pony you would ever meet

>>22553959

TBH I got the same feeling from Rainbow Dash, she only seemed to get actually angry at Fluttershy aft she just couldn't fly up the mountain and seemed kind of offended by it

>>22553967

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ5aj9qXzOA

>>22553974
upon seeing her I tend to CUM NIGGERGALLONS.. just between you and me.

>>22553839
Lauren should be chomping a cigar in this.

"You'll be famous, kid! Stick with me and you'll go places, see?"

>>22553959
holy shit. told.

>>22553959

>>22553959
bitch status:
[x] told
[  ]not told

>>22553277

Holy fucking Christ, man. I just wrote that story this morning. I can't wait to see what you do with tomorrow's story.

>>22553959
I almost cried.

Call of the Cutie moved Rainbow Dash into my god-tier.

Remembering Dragonshy bumped her back down to Applejack levels.

>>22554016
shit sounds serious son

>>22553845
Fuck you anon.

You didn't have to make her all wet and shit

Now I'm going furry for trixie.

IM ALREADY CONFUSED AS HELL WITH RARITY

>>22553959

Are you trying to get me to dislike Rainbow Dash? It's working, and I hate you.

So where is this fabled IRC?

>>22553972
Yet to happen.

>>22553947
Ok, you like debates, but you can't argue with a troll and expect to win.

It's like shutterfly on Flockdraw, she keeps feeding them, so they keep comming.

>>22553959

Rainbow, you fucking bitch! You make MAI WAIFU cry!

>>22554073

irchighway.net
#mylittlepony

>>22554067
The wet and wild Trixie is turning you into a furry. Somehow.
Accept it.

In hind sight I know understand why there's no humanized Derpy art... creepy fucking eye is creepy.

>>22553845
>>22554067
If it makes you feel any better, shes kissing a picture of Snails.

Not really but just let that image burn in your mind for a second

>>22554130

She is making a mess of the floor with her excitement..

It's glorious....

this general thread isn't as bad as its been the past 12 hours, here. its a gift for not shitting up another thread

>>22554113

Rad.

>>22554136

>>22553879
IRChighway servers.

Chat room - #Mylittlepony

It's always an honour to have people willing to help with these things.

>>22554109

everything makes Fluttershy cry

>>22554067

>make her all wet

The Sweet and Savory Trixie! Requesting Trixie tying up Rarity using her magical bondage rope with sexy time intentions.

>>22554136

I remember a couple. One was just cute, the other was talking about her eyes being caused by Dwayne syndrome. Both were good.

Dash would never do that to fluttershy!

>>22554102
It's not about winning.

Part of it is blowing off steam, but most of it is just for fun. It makes me think. After three years of participating in HS Forensic Speech and Debate, I find it's a fun way to exercise the mind.

To use quote myself from last night: "I LIVE for the rebuttal."

I DEMAND MOAR WET TRIXIE NARCISSISM.

SHE LOSES IT LOOKING INTO A POND AND SEEING HER REFLECTION, THEN FALLS IN AND SNAPS OUT OF IT

DO IT

>>22554162
DAT DELICIOUS LUNA FLAT CHEST

>>22553479

>...are there any more of these?

Author here. I wrote it this morning and have enough material for four more installments, and maybe a followup. I didn't know how it would go over, but it seems to be a favorable reaction, so I'm starting the second one. Should be up sometime tomorrow.

flawkdroo

>>22553713

So these two were taking a trip up a mountain when the weather went bad, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

This better end happy.

>>22554162

Looks like Luna has some good plans for Trixie!

>>22554136

>Watching Dragonshy
>Take a drag off pipe
>Apparently never seen cold opening
>Angel coughs
>I almost die

That shit was funny

>>22554067

Rarity means you have good taste in women. Trixie means your also into assertive women.... but yeah, that picture makes you a furry.

The only cure is more human Trixie!!!

>>22554275

>Brolida: The Legendary Super Lesbian
>Son Rainbow Dash

These are my favorite FlockDraw characters! I want to watch so badly!

>>22554377

>>22554275
WHY ISN'T SHE WEARING A BRA
SPOILER THAT SHIT

Seriously?

No non-sex related simple fic ideas for me to try? I want some practice with these characters before I try my bigger story.

>>22554382
Are you ro-
>Image
oh

>>22554325
Actually I did that one too, I was trying to roughly keep to the show's style while still drawing her as a human. Probably works better that way.

>>22554440
Let me get this straight, you want us to request sex related or what?
Can you write some cute yuri?

This damn thread's image limit was blown
and a certain masterpiece was never shown

>>22554467
I said no sex stuff.

I don't write sex. Personal principle.

>>22554440

How about Twilight having to deal with a snake that got into her house? Short and space for chaos.

>>22554440
it's hard to think of scenarios anymore, really. all these damn sexfics fucked me up.

uh

um

how about rainbow dash, fuck, i don't know, has to stop a tornado from destroying the town?

>>22554529
Sounds good to me.

>>22554530
To similar to the Loyalty one from earlier.

Be back in a few.

>>22554377

Pinkie Pie can only mean one thing...

>party-time.png
(damn the image limit)

>>22554481
Is it on FA? Because I'd like to see it.

If Rainbow Dash is fanon gay, then I'm pretty sure Rarity is a fanon cumslut who's slept with the entire (adult?) male population of Ponyville. (not exactly hard, mind)

>>22554620
Rarity?

That's not how you spell Pinky Pie.

>>22554620

Just Big Mac..... just Big Mac

>>22554620
Rarity is canon tsundere for Applejack

>>22554620
>If Rainbow Dash is fanon gay

I'm tempted to draw more straight Rainbow Dash shipping just to piss these people off.

new thread?
someone pick a theme for the new one PLEASE

>>22554756
How about "You are now porkcow"

>>22554756
I suggest Pinkie Pie.

>>22554756

I reckon this will do >>22551991

>>22554620
Rarity is too much of a goddamn gold digger to sleep with any of the bumpkins in Ponyville.
Only boys who save their pennies make her rainy day.

Tis almost time to migrate to a new thread.

Any drawfriends still around? We still need a picture of Applejack herding pony fans from one thread to another.

>>22554175

Fuck, that's cute. Like, friggen Fluttershy squeak cute.

>>22554785

New thread

>>22554950

>>22554016
oh shit... i just favorited you on fa. sofunny

>>22554299
I absolutely LOVE this picture.

>>22553496
draw more ponies

>Best thread we've had in a while

>>22557784
Same with this one.
>>22554950