DICKS

>>22481731
those lovable ponies have stolen our hearts
we must represent them in all of the arts

>>22481731
forever a pony, forever a friend
we bronies will be here 'til the very end

>>22481731
Rhyme well is something hard

This is why I don't roll a bard.

>>22481768

This is true my tripfag friend

What would you like to reccommend?

goddanmitwhichone.jpg

I'm still here, ponyfuckers.

Finished episode one. All in all, the plot of the show is pretty lame. The elements of friendship look like they'll get pretty old fast.

But it had some redeeming parts. Like when I focus on Pinkie and she's ALWAYS doing the opposite of everyone else. Rainbow's voice is also strangely...fuck, what's a word for it. It'll come to me later.

On to episode 2, and of my own free will. Don't get cocky.

>>22481870
the plot's done and you never hear from the elements of harmony again.

so there's that.

also you sound kind of pic related

>>22481870
>On to episode 2
Best of luck because this is where the cheese bumrushes you hardest in the series.

>>22481870

You won't hear of those elements ever again, basically..

>>22481870

Gay?

>>22481870

You like ponies don't you squidward?

>>22481870

I would almost say skip over Ticketmaster, that is soooooo fucking pulled out of the 'generic plots for cartoons' book.

>>22481903

The pinkie pie song is episode 2 was the greatest. It made me continue on to episode 3.

>>22481870
When you say episode 2, do you mean The Ticket Master? If so, that is episode 3.

>>22481910

>>22481932
Cliched, but still top tier.

>>22481903
>>22481933
I think by episode 2 he means The Ticket Master and is considering FiM pt 1 and 2 as the same episode.

He was already talking about the sea serpent and the manticore and stuff.

Does anyone have a hi res pic of Zecora digging at the ground?

Did any drawfag end up taking that request for Apple Bloom kissing Spike on the cheek?

>>22481870
Episode 2 is pretty low tier IMO. Keep going till Ep. 4, and if you still don't like it, skit to 7. If you STILL despise it. Then it's just not for you, which is cool.

>>22481905
Actually this show has a fair bit of stealth continuity (Zecora showing up in a later episode that obviously takes place after her intro one, Big Mac losing a bet and injured right after) so I bet the Elements will probably show up in the season finale or something, bookends and that.

>>22481933
The song is cute, but it has enough cheese to put me in the shitter for two hours.

Cooler.

>>22481993

I think the majority of us are hoping that Hasbro approved an epic two part season finale event.

>>22481998

No, but I'll try it

>>22481894
I still say Faust sold her soul to make this shit suck people in like this.

also after reading that one human pinky/gilda fic and that human pinky "wana party" unzimpping pants pic I really like the idea sexually agressive pinky pie

Hey everyone!

Jerkpony here just reminding you that it's January 9th!

Only 19 more sleeps until the next episode!

I cant wait!

>>22482041

Thanks brony

>>22482089

What does 'magic represent' mean?

Awesome btw

I might writefriend again any /r/s.

>>22482045
Pinkie is clearly sexually aggressive. Those bubbly, happy, chubby girls always are.
see >>22476892

>>22482089

>you will never be a wizard who travels through space on a magic talking pony

Hey guys, who wants to play some Call of Cutie: Bloom Ops?

>>22482045
yes

so what's up with those Applebloom fics?

captcha: invoke parowl

>>22482077
FYI that pony is named Pokey.

Holy shit theres a country horse. She totally slipped my mind throughout the first one. I can see why, dry as fuck.

But the others are growing on me. Especially Rainbow Dash, I could see myself hanging out with her. Twilight Sparkle(haha got her name down pat) seems a bit overdramatic though. Still no comment on Fluttershy.

On to part two. See you in ten.

Oh, and another fucking song. Does every episode play out like this? Please?

>>22482138

>Pinkie is sexually aggressive
>Pinkie: "NO WE CANT PRANK FLUTTERSHY SHE'S SO SENSITIVE!"

Way to completely derail her character bro

>>22482119

ok corrected the gibberish, im off for the night!

>>22482089
Holy shit - awesome!

How about Luna and Applebloom.

Love your human ponies btw.

Posting a quick short story thing.
-
It was a sunny afternoon out in the apple orchard when Applebloom found herself tending a unhealthy looking sapling. She was busying herself looking over the sickly plant when the wind shifted some leaves in a nearby tree and Applebloom was shocked to find a pony's shadow looming over her. She turned around quickly and found herself staring into the smiling face of Derpy, the local mailmare.
"Hello," the grey Pegasus said with a fast and exaggerated wave.
"Um, hi there... Derpy," Applebloom always felt weird calling her that. No one in all of Ponyville knew if Derpy was actually her name or just an unfortunate nickname she had grown accustomed to. It also didn't make Applebloom any more comfortable how she had the tendency to stand there staring at you waiting for you to speak, as she was doing right now. "So, do you have some mail for me?"
"No." Derpy said simply.
Several more uncomfortable seconds passed as Applebloom hoped she would take up the reigns in the conversation. As near as she could figure, Derpy wasn't dumb, she just had an odd way of going about everything and one had to be direct with her. "So what does bring you out here?"
A light shone behind Derpy's eyes, this was the correct question. "I came here to help you, of course!"
"Help me with what," Applebloom asked, entirely lost.

>>22482162
One of us! One of us!

There were a lot of background ponies in the last episode. Have we nicknamed them all yet?

>>22482148
oh man

excellent choice of face.

>>22482177
"With your butt, of course," Derpy said matter of factly and then paused losing all expression on her face. "Wait, no. That came out wrong." As Derpy began to walk in slow circle her eyes also wandered in various directions, it was something she was known for and something Applebloom tried to not stare at. She did not succeed. "What I meant to say is I that heard you'd been looking for help about your butt symbol."
"You mean, my cutie mark? That was weeks ago and I'm pretty much over it..." Applebloom tried to protest but suddenly found that Derpy had thrown a hoof around her, pulling her in.
"I remember when I got my cutie mark! And what a day it was! Most important day in a pony's life, you know. It's the day you realize what you were truly meant for. Me and my friend, Ditzy Doo, had both been very late in getting ours. Boy was she ever surprised to find out her special talent," Derpy paused to laugh, but then looked seriously at Applebloom. "But perhaps that's a story better left until you're older. Anyway, she had decided we should hit the town to celebrate!"

>>22482192
Applebloom was about to ask just how late they were in getting their cutie marks when Derpy let go of her and began her famous pacing. "Then again, that's how she wants to celebrate everything. I wonder if maybe she's actually got a serious problem and she goes to clubs to feed her addiction and I‘m enabling her. But then again all she ever does is dance and nurse a single drink while I'm the one always at the bar for the entire night. Is it possible that I'm projecting onto her?" Derpy suddenly looked very sad, as though she were about to cry, as she looked into Applebloom eyes. "Am I an alcoholic?"
Applebloom was at a loss for a solid minute before saying, "Your cutie mark."
Derpy blinked and then looked back at her flank, "What about it?"
"You were telling me the story of how you got cutie mark."
"Oh yeah!" Shouted Derpy, smiling again.
"So what does it mean? What lead to your discovery of your one true calling?"
"I don't know actually. I had too much to drink that night and when I woke up, there it was," Derpy then turned around so that her backside was facing Applebloom, she then began to shake it slightly. "Do you have any idea what it could mean? It really bothers me not knowing!"
Applebloom stared wide eyed and began to back away. "Oh hey, I think I hear Applejack calling me!"
"I don't hear anything," Derpy said as she put a hoof to her ear.
"That is, I just remembered I was supposed to meet her. Gotta go!" And then she started running for the barn. She heard Derpy call out her goodbye, but now Applebloom's mind was solely on her own flank. Her previous and anxieties had all been forgotten and replaced with a single thought. Whatever her cutie mark would be, she prayed it wouldn't be a series of bubbles.
-The end-

>>22481731
.... okay is it just me or is that kind of racist? I mean they edited out the zebra centaur in fantasia and they weren't this stereotyped at least not that I remember. Let me guess, she's voiced by Cree Summer too right.

>>22482127
I'd do this, but I'm still new to the series.

The Wonderbolts are holding tryouts/training camp in Ponyville to fill an empty spot on their team. Rainbow Dash, of course, is ecstatic and auditions immediately. To her surprise, her biggest competition is Derpy. They all get put through all sorts of challenges, with Rainbow Dash excelling in every performance and yet still scoring behind Derpy, who is average at best. She doesn't get why and continues to show off her best stunts and trying to impress the Wonderbolts while making Derpy look bad. At the end, the spot goes to Derpy and Rainbow Dash gets a leason in Humility and Teamwork.

>>22482165


>how are those implications related?

>>22482162
Songs aren't uncommon but aren't really common either.

I can only think of four off the top of my head, the No Fear song, the Gala song, Winter Wrap-Up, and the baking song in the newest ep.

>>22482172

Too late, I already saved it.

>>22482228

saw the winter wrap-up song...started singing the winter wrap-up song...realize i need to go to bed...won't because I might dream of ponies...damn it i'm fucked either way...

>>22482207
she's not.

at least not that I know.

and it's not really a stereotype considering the whole shtick was about them not getting her culture, which is all it was.

>>22482228

I thought the pseudo song in Dragonshy was nice.

Hop, skip, and a jump.

>>22482207
Sir, if you would like to find out what the character is like and form your own opinion, I suggest going to this URL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkQWSwSECTE

>>22482188
to be honest, I just kinda lucked out on face choice. Was too lazy to dig through my pony folder, so I just picked the most recent Applebloom screenshot.

>TL;DR Thanks

It's the future. Don't deny it.

>>22482259
I guess that makes sense then, though as someone who never watched the show it struck me as a bit off seeing the image. I blame watching 2 hours of banned cartoons at work today. specifically I blame coal black and da sebben dwarves

>>22482213
/r/ wonderbolts saying they'll let dash on the team if she lets them all fuck her. then they don't let her on the team anyway when they are done useing her.

>>22482228
oh, d'oh, how could I forget Evil Enchantress, with the hit cover by Flutterguy?

Done episode 2.

It's shit, I hate it, and I would say more but I need to start number 3. See you in 20.

>>22482286

>>22482302
No.

>>22482312

>Wonders Why He Keeps Watching.

>>22482202
Snails got his cutie mark because his special talent is eating anything on a dare.

Pony doctors don't know about pica, the eating disorder.

>>22482312
You're hooked! One of us!

>>22482312
like I said
>>22481894
>>22481894
>>22481894
>>22481894

>>22482312
Yess, let the hate flow through you. let it boil and condense, embrace it, the friendship side of the force.

>>22482312

It gets worse. Those were the best two episodes.

so
i have this massive writefag project i kind of want to post, i don't know how many posts it will require, is there any kind of character or line limit to posts?

should i just stick it in word, screenshot it, and make it into a series of images instead?

>>22482312
since there's no real order you need to follow outside of the first two, I'd recommend this one next

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkQWSwSECTE

>>22482404
It is generally preferred to either image post longer stories or wait until the thread runs out of images.

>>22482312

Episode 4 is the deciding factor.
If you don't like that one, then it's simply impossible for you to like MLP.

>>22482424
This man speaks the truth.

>>22482331
Ok fine different idea.

Wonderbolts make the same offer but dash refuses. Pinky Pie shows up latter dressed as a wonderbolt and tells dash excitedly about how she is a wonderbolt now. implications are implied.

>>22482404
there is, but +/co/ has a much larger character limit

you can post it http://plus4chan.org/b/co/res/106099.html and then link back to it, and the plus thread moves slow enough to ensure it will be preserved for months to come.

seriously, months. last one we had? made in october, only just recently died off.

Is it just me, or is there a drastic jump in quality since Winter Wrap-Up? The backgrounds seem more detailed and less monotonous, the poses seem more varied, and the assorted extras seem to have more personality.

>>22482302
Second

But why disappoint?

Midway through part one, so this is about that apple faggot? As long as I get some Dash, I can manage I guess.

You can quit gloating, I DO see this being something I'd watch. When I was 12. Regardless, I misjudged a lot of the characters, especially Pinkie Pie.

Rarity is still a bitch though.

>>22482457
Perhaps? All I know is the Swarm was amazing. Best episode IMO.

ah ah AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'LL SAVE YOU!

*dramatic tone*

toot

*clip clops away*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>22482457

I noticed this too, it has these little idle animations that are incredibly detailed but very subtle going on all the time.

>>22482442
Second

Someone mentioned that Rarity didn't appear in Call of the Cutie... So i started thinking.

> fussy about everything
> avoids messes and dislikes disorder
> annoying attention to detail which gets commented on by applejack
> breaks down over remaking the second basket in Winter Round Up, presumbably throughout the entire episode

> mfw i realised Rarity has an obsessive compulsive disorder
> mfw i realised this is why she wasn't in Call of the Cutie
> mfw there are no pony psychologists and she just spent the entire day sitting in the dark alone and sad, and... and...
> mfw

>>22482469
Dash is indeed in it, but it's not focused on her.

and hey, even if it's not something you'll keep going back for, at least you understand the mystery that is the abundance of MLP threads.

>>22482457
i'd say it's due to rising popularity, and thus production values, but as Flash said a few days ago, episodes take almost a year to air.

Can someone make a video of Apple bloom spinning while You Spin me Round from Dead or Alive plays in the background?

>>22482507
She was still trying to fix the nest from two weeks back

>>22482519
They were probably getting into stride with the tools they had

Quick update, I watched "SO AWESOME" about 3 or 4 times.

>>22482507
her house has to many pretty clothing to be dark. have you seen all these fucking jewlses sparkling everywhere fuck im gemblind

>>22482445
hrm, i think i'll go the image route, as it may get more eyeballs for viewing instead of "HEY GUYS LOOK AT MY WRITEFAG" <link>

I wouldn't say it's a sudden leap. Just a slow increase in the quality of everything.

Does anyone else think Rainbow Dash's voice sounds weird when they go back and watch episode 1?

>>22482507
...
<:c

SOMEONE NEEDS A FUCKING SHRINK BED CUTI MARK BEFORE SUICIDES.

>>22482546
You're scaring me, RIO.

>>22482469
>Rarity
>Bitch
One of the top tier characters dawg (the top for me) you just went full derp

>>22482546
Is someone screencaping this guy?
you'd better be

I've only played Assassin's Creed 1, but I like Ezio better nonetheless.

And with that, I pass out for the day.

Later, /co/.

>>22482442

This isn't a bad idea. It's a shame all of our good artists are only interested in drawing porn though.

Rainbow Dash: Hey big mac! Care for a roll in the hay? *wink nudge*

Big Macintosh: whuh?

Apple Bloom: Whats a "roll in the hay" *wink nudge*? Can I do it too?

RD & BM roll their eyes and roll over into some hay; AB joins in, giggling

>>22482519
I am not sure about. There is a chance the episodes of the entire season were made before it aired. Perhaps they were able to perfect a few techniques at this point to squeeze more quality out of the production schedule.

>>22482540
ah, this makes sense
mfw i realize that the conclusion to this season is going to be amazing, by then the team will be filly capable with their new tools

>>22482551
it's because the VA was getting used to the role.

>no rarity this episode
>mfw

Also can anyone recommend some good deviant arts with pony material?

>>22482457
Dash looks like the deathkwondo guy from regular show here.

someone draw her doing death puncies

>>22482599
You could probably just watch the /co/ brony group. mylittlecomrade.deviantart.com/

>>22482595
THAT is not my face
THIS is my face

>>22482586
repost?

According to the animators they're doing the final touch ups on the last of season 1 now after the Holiday break, and Big Mac's voice actor said on his Facebook page that he was in the recording studio last month.

These threads come and go so fast!
It has me falling flat on my ass!
(I heard when I say "ass," you giggle,
wanna watch me make mine wiggle?)

>>22482546
someone make a gif of that scene

>>22482469

>>22482570

See >>22482568

Well, off to sleep

tell me if MS finishes the gilda/pinkie

>>22482519
> i'd say it's due to rising popularity, and thus production values, but as Flash said a few days ago, episodes take almost a year to air.

> almost a year

There's finished episode versions just sitting around somewhere? Waiting to be aired?
For months on end?

Or am i just went full retard?

>>22482568
Ahhhhhhhhhh fuck yeah.

Needs color, but I may be able to do that myself.

You guys are fucked when Korra comes on.

>>22482599
I disliked the lack of Rarity too. She was one of three to be in every episode but not anymore. That and Im a HUGE Rarity fag so i want her in every episode.

>>22482624

>>22482648
no, i mean the entire production line as it were takes a full year. writing, VA work, storyboards, animating, battles with censors, hasbro sticking their huge green dick everywhere, ect.

>>22482638
Something like this would likely be drawn in a humanized manner. I take it that this is not what is wanted by the original requester.

Episode 3 done. It stepped Applejack up on my list. I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE A LIST. FUCK OFF.

Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie
Apple Jack
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkles
Rarity

On to Griffin the Brush Off. What the fuck kind of a name is that?

>>22482648

No, you understand perfectly.
They have to go through a ton of bullshit (not the least of which being lawyers and their jewery) just to air one episode.
It's called "corporate bullshit".

>>22482672
a pun so shitty it doesn't even make sense

>>22482618
yeah i know i suck

>>22482672

I still have no idea. I assume it's a pun based on some obscure cultural idiom.

>>22482672
> What the fuck kind of a name is that?

No idea, nicest character to have such a short run tho, sadly.

>>22482672
I don't get the name ever, but Dash's first lesbian girlfriend shows up in that episode. And she's a bitch.

>>22482507
DAMN THESE PONIES, THEY DRIVE ME TO WRITEFAG.

The room is darkened, only a pale shade of its usual glittering glory. The day's orders have been packed up and set on the front stoop; a sign with curlicue script reading "Out" is taped above them, painstakingly centered on the door. Multiple tiny scuff marks show just how desperately the proprietress worked to make sure it was "just so."

The shop inside is dimmed and silent, its beautiful models appearing more like phantasms haunting a mausoleum in the darkness. Low, unhappy sobs punctuate the silence occasionally, surprisingly dark and heavy from one who is so painfully focused on her appearance.

"I worked - worked s-so hard," she sobs, burying her face in her hooves as her pale shoulders shake. Her mane shakes violently, its carefully coiffured curls falling out more with each hysterical sob. "And it didn't - it just - kept being -"

He reaches his chin out to gently tuck her back against his broad side, cuddling her close in the darkness as she weeps. "It's alright now, lil filly. It'll be alright." He drawls softly, his voice low and velvety, melting into the darkness that surrounds them. "You're gonna be alright. Big Mac's gotcha."

"R-Really?"

"Yep."

Griffin the Brush Off
giving the brush off?
or i just dont get it

>>22482672
We all have lists brony its just that those of us with taste dont have Rarity LAST.

An episode devoted to Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash? This could seal the deal, bronies. I'll be back

>>22482623
was it the same guy in those episodes where we thought he was different?

You have a list.

It's already too late for you.

>>22482683
corporate bullshit. how i hate it! IT DRIVES ME TO DRINK

>>22482567
ten trillion hours in MS Paint

>>22482704
its
GIVEN the brush off everyone like what happened to pinkie

>>22482672
Most of us have a list. Usually tiered as well. Mine is as follows.

Pinkie Tier: Pinkie Pie

God Tier: Applejack, Rarity

Demi-God Tier: Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy

>>22482672
It's a name for an episode who's antagonist will make you want to pull your teeth out.

Trixie? Fuck yeah.

Zecora? Best character in the show.

Gilda? Holy shit please let me die.

>>22482672
>on that episode
>you love Fluttershy
oh boy, I can't wait.

>>22482703
WHAT HAVE I UNLEASHED UPON THESE FORUMS

>>22482044

Still at it?

>>22482731
Pinkie Tier: Pinkie Pie

God Tier: Rainbow Dash

Demi-God Tier: Twilight, Applejack

"What do you actually do?" Tier: Fluttershy, Rarity

The hooks for the audiences are these:
Aspergers: six elements categorizing qualities that make friendship possible, Twilight Sparkle the student and lessons about relationships, high fantasy setting
Anime/shippers: the six stereotypes of women's personalities, Fluttershy, Rarity, the kawaii styling
Cartoon and animation fans: quality animation, voice acting, incidental music, and Pinkie Pie's toony-ness
Hipsters: the ironic presentation of Pinkie Pie's impromptu songs, the matriarchal feminist society, the easily shattered innocence of children in an artificially maintained world, and Rainbow Dash as a blatantly lesbian stereotype
Furries: adult female Ponies who own businesses, fluid animation that triggers kinesthetic synesthesia tied to body dysphoria disorder (pic related - it moves)
Existing MLP fans: more MLP
Little girls: pink horses with brushable manes and cute voices

>>22482570
Hey, I just draw fluff.

I havnt had to draw porn yet. Can't afford to be schooled by MS.

atm flockdraw has been plagued with adhd.

http://casfire.com/flockdraw/flockmod/
atm join the room: ponies

There is a severe lack of Scootaloo/Sweetie Belle art. This must be rectified.

>>22482731
SEE THIS no one has Rarity LAST she is such a good character at the very least better than fluttershy. inb4 waifu shitstorm

>>22482763

Haha, YES

>>22482734
Gilda's just a sad little bully.
And now she has no friends.

-_-
given the brush off
i believe the griffen on the show is a jerk
havent watched it but i assume the griffen gives someone the brush off, i.e treats them coldly and dismissively

everyone in this thread is gay

>>22482769
>mfw I fit into the Hipster category as well as the Cartoon and Animation fan category, yet hate the hipster subculture for making people assume anyone who wears fedoras is doing it for ironic reasons

>>22482785

Seconded.

>>22482810
hey /v/irgin

did you like that episode I gave you?

>>22482810
>youre in this thread as well

Brony, you have no idea how close Rarity is to becoming my favorite pony. I mean it, one more line, and she wins it.

>>22482734
I've never felt so pretty and flattered
my fears of racism are temporarily shattered.

>>22482653
i love your pic

>>22482830
Dont fight it she is CONSISTENTLY amazing. some ponies can be hit or miss with the exception of pinkie but Rarity is ALWAYS ON.

Are we doing lists now?

Needs-more-screen-time Omniescent tier: Zecora

Better get a second episode tier: Trixie

High Tier: Applejack, Apple Bloom

Awesome tier: Rainbow Dash, Rarity

Good Tier: Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Snips, Snails

Likable-but-not-relevant Tier: Celestia

Who? Tier: Luna

>>22482807
I honestly think it was because Pinky was being a gigantic pink cock blocker for some bull dyke gryphon on pony lesbian action.

>>22482722

You forgot one of his spoilers bro

Fix'd that for you

>>22482653
I love stuff like this
maybe a Fluttershy next?

>>22482832

I lol'd

>>22482834
It is one of my favorite Rarity ones. If it werent 345 and ponies wasnt on it 4 hours I would dump all my Rarity stuff but that will have to wait.

>>22482860
couldn't figure out how to get them both highlighted at once without splicing two pics together and didn't think much of it since it was just Fluttershy.

Thanks though, updating the pic I have with his new ones updated.

Pinkie Pie tier: Pinkie Pie.
They all have their good qualities tier: Everyone.
And all the rest tier: Rarity.

>>22482785
/r/ Scootaloo manageing to beat Dash in a race.

>MOE Idephile
what are you trying to say captcha

>>22482807

>implying Gilda isnt just tsundere for pony.

>>22482881

The trick is to use all three hands

yeah I spliced it

>>22482882
all the rest. Oh my we have some one here with NO taste. how dreadful

>>22482891
>And Scootaloo is never seen again.

>>22482703
Hmmmmmmmm.

Go on!

Why is Rarity so inferior?

>>22482912
The way things are going, Apple Bloom is worming her way into being a main character and her friends won't be far behind

I'm not going to act surprised, or shocked, or baffled. Even though I am.

I'm just going to give myself a pat on the back for giving this show a chance. And I'm going to give you all a hug for vomiting rainbows all over /co/ until I gave in.

I'm about to start episode 5. And I know I'm long gone. Or should I say, finally here.

Rainbow Dash is my waifu.

>>22482882
Though you and I have different opinions, I both respect you and believe that you are a great writefag/colorist.

>>22482919

Sorry, this is like the one time it ISN'T a twenty-parter. I just couldn't stand the idea of Rarity in the dark all alone! And well, I couldn't see Big Mac letting her be all depressed and freaking-out alone, either. c:

>>22482929
Two twists on the horn are fasionable, darling.

Three is a crowd.

>>22482931
Welcome to the herd.

>>22482931
Have your thoughts on Rarity changed?

>>22482931
>captcha: delirium

Yeah

>>22482931

>>22482703

needs more grimdark. Rarity is actually in a asylum for killing her friends after Rainbow Dash accidentally burned down here store.

Fluttershy is the least interesting of the core cast. Sorry /co/nies, but you know it to be true.

>>22482931
I'm glad that you are liking the show RIO, I wish you much luck with your future endeavors as a brony.

>>22482931
In the end, they all eventually cave.

>>22482930

Was it the fact they have their names in the credits that gave it away?
Or that Sweetie Belle is the only one other than the main 6+Celestia to have her toy released so far?

>>22482931

>I'm not going to act surprised, or shocked, or baffled

Would it surprise you that the creator of the show (aka: Lauren Faust) browses /co/?

>>22482931
We knew it was going to reach this conclusion when you first began your viewing.

We just were waiting for you to admit it to yourself.

>>22482931
aaaand I think that's a good concluding point.

enjoy your stay, but be warned daytime threads are kind eehhhhh

0_o
mfw i get hit by the hooks almost for EVERY CATAGORY

Aspergers: im lonely, and antisocial, not aspie
Anime/shippers: i like anime
Cartoon and animation fans: and quality animation
Hipsters: i love how ballsy it was to portay rainbow dash as a lesbian stereotype. She's my favorite
Furries: i have BDD, but its not the furry kind, im a girl in a boys body

>>22482953

>>22482975
i don't think she browses per se.
one of the animators does, but i think she just dropped in on that one thread and gets everything else through the grapevine.

>>22482947

"OH, IT IS ON"

Yeah, she's alright.

>>22482965
This is border line FACT ive yet to see one person watch a few episodes and not like it.

Has anyone drawn CWC's pony in G4 style?

>>22482953

>Pegasus whose main ability is to control the rain.
>Accidentally burns something down.

How much Candy Vag do you have to be distracted by to fail that hard?

>>22482955
this is true but i give her huge props for being a "shy girl" character without being fucking retardedly overshy like some dumb animes. its a realsitic shyness.

>>22483016
I'm among the most heartless bastards that ever walked this planet. Yet I've fallen in love with a show about adorable ponies.

>>22483028
Come on man, must you troll at 5 in the morning?

>>22483014
Ill take that, see impossible to like her the least.

>>22483028

A Lot obviously

>>22483033
i imagine that even if the show only lasts a season the fandom will stick around for a while. I can't wait for /co/mrades to start getting the MLP tattoos.

>>22482769
samefag here. All of these apply to me, to varying degrees, but especially toon fan and furry.

Many people who self-identify as "furry" are people on the autism spectrum afflicted with undiagnosed body dysphoria, which makes the mirror neurons attempt to imitate the body languages of various mammals other than primates. This produces a sensation not unlike an amputee's "phantom limb" - the most common being a sinuous fox or dragon tail.

This is a tactile kinesthetic illusion - we feel we belong in a body other than the one we see, similar to transgendered people, or amputee wannabees who would be much happier with a limb or two fewer.

In people like us, cartoons often trigger kinesthetic synesthesia - the feeling that we are what we see. That's why pictures such as this are so addictive. As we watch, we feel our tails wagging, our snouted faces squash-and-stretch. Then the show ends, and we're dumped back in these (relatively) bald, flat-faced human bodies.

>>22483028
Was removing thunder clouds, but got distracted, and missed one that shot lightning at Rarity's store?

>>22482931
How many times, /co/? How many times has this happened?

>>22483028

Doesnt she have some sort of lightning ability?

>>22482929
>>22482947
quit editing the picture of Rarity, she has the same horn

>>22483067
I feel like a faggot but ive thought about it. But I have tattoos of worse fandoms

>>22483075
It happened to almost every brony.

>>22483084

Buccanneer blast I believe she calls it

I'm rewatching Bridle Gossip and just noticed Applejack says "thank Celestia" instead of "thank God".

>>22483068
why you gotta say the f-word and open that can of worms?

>>22483068
>autism
So does autism just mean every fucking mental disease these days?

Since we're doing lists

God tier:
Apple Bloom
Applejack

Good tier:
Pinkie Pie
Trixie
Rarity
Rainbow Dash
Zecora

Okay tier:
Twilight Sparkle
Fluttershy

Shit tier:
Snips & Snails
Gilda

Needs more screen time tier:
BonBon
Lyra
Derpy
Cheerilee

>>22483068
Whoa whoa whoa

Cut that out.

There are Furries, who like to pretend they're half-amputee dog people or whatever you just said.

And then there's Xenophiles, who just whack it to things that aren't human because that's what their brain decided was attractive.

Quit being a wierdo.

>Trixie & Gilda need a good dicking

Someone get on this!

>>22483108
BOTH of you can stop it no furry debates in our pony threads.

>>22483068

>autism
Protip, this word was brought into popularity by butthurt minecraftfags and a troll named manly tears.

God tier: Princess Celestia

Magic hax tier: Twilight Sparkle

Hayseed tier: Applejack

Ten seconds flat tier: Rainbow Dash

Fashion tier: Rarity

Party tier: Pinkie Pie

Introvert tier: Fluttershy

Village Idiot tier: Snips & Snails

Great and Powerful tier: Trixie

DWEEBS tier: Gilda

Knowledge of Rhymes and Flora: in this tier lies Zecora

Can't wait to grow up tier: Apple Bloom

Baker tier: Mr. and Mrs. Cake

Tired of your bullshit tier: Angel

Dragon servant tier: Spike

Dragon slave tier: Lina Inverse

Just an elected official tier: mayor pony

Side of Milk Carton tier: Princess Luna

>>22483090
the best thing about MLP is that it can be like a secret tattoo. get your favorite characters cutie mark on the side of your thigh.

if anybody recognizes what it means, they're already one of us and will be filled with awe and envy. or be slightly amused.

>>22482907
I'm just messing with you! You Rarity fans. Soooo easy!

>Projection onto a blank screen tier:
Derpy
>Comic Gold tier:
Pinkie Pie, Rarity
>Main Character tier:
Twilight Sparkle
>Action cuties tier:
Applejack, Rainbow Dash
>Squeak tier:
Fluttershy
>Clearly a big pony tier:
Applebloom, Big Mac
>Mayor tier:
The Mayor
>GREAT AND POWERFUL tier:
Trixie
>Too cool for tiers tier:
Gilda
>Rhymes on a dime tier:
Zacura
>Just met tier:
Scootaloo, Sweetie Bell
>Background tier:
Doctor Whoof, Lyra, Bon Bon, Daisy, Cheerilee, Rose, Pokey
>God Princess tier:
Celestia
>FOREVER ALONE tier:
Luna
>huh huh, heh heh tier:
Snips and Snails

>>22483105
Ah yes, Derpy.

I have made a specific point of spotting her in the episodes as I watch them.

It's like Where's Waldo, but with Pegasus.

ah shit 2am i stayed up too late in pony thread

goodnight bronys i will be dreaming about fucking pinkie pie while luna shoves her horn in my ass, im not gay

>>22483132
I've been wanting a tattoo, but I don't think a pony one could be my first.

>>22483110
With either just them or involving big mac.

FUND IT.

>>22483104

No, it's more like a generic insult now.
Like faggot or retard.

>furry arguments

Beware! Beware you brony schmucks

This line of talk is completely fucked

>>22483121
You're right, this isn't the place to discuss this. I'll rage at Furries later.

Didn't mean to disrupt the thread. Carry on.

>Side of Milk Carton tier: Princess Luna

I lol'd

>>22483132
I was literally thinking of doing that though not the thigh im a arm tattoo kind of guy

>>22483132
>mfw an hourglass tattoo wouldn't look suspicious.

>>22483136
Oh and
>Periphery demographic surrogate tier:
Spike

>>22483141
its 5 am on the east coast,

what the fuck am i doing here?

>>22483068
Man, fuck you.

>>22483153
Trust me there can be worse first tattoos.

>>22483179
EST represent.

I have nothing better to do I guess and have no reason to get up early tomorrow, but this is the latest I've stayed up in a long-ass time.

>>22483161
Nice rhyme haha

>>22483141
Oh shit, it IS after 2.

I'm out.

/r/ all the other ponies licking frosting off of a frosting covered pinky pie

>>22483100
where the fuck does she say that? brb re-watching

>>22483153

im in the same boat, i want a couple of tattoos but i don't want the full sleeves. unless there is an overall design they all look like shit IMO. I know each one means something to the owner but to everyone else they look like some kids got ahold of magic markers while you were sleeping on the couch.

I got an idea for one big back tat, a couple ideas for each hand and one for the left chest upper arm. I would stop after that.

Some graphic design brony needs to make a "Brony" shirt, which includes the silhouette of a galloping male pony.

>>22483226
right after Rainbow Dash swallows her in the Everfree Forest.

Well since other people posted their lists I suppose ill do mine although its just main six since i dont care enough to rank non main ponies.
Rarity
Pinkie
Dash
Twilight
AJ
FlutterShy
unsurprisingly I have my reasons

>>22483226
When she gets Swallowed by Rainbow Crash. She says "Thank Celestia I found you", and then rides Crash to Zecora's.

>>22483194
i haven't gone to bed before dawn this whole week.
school starts on monday at 6 am.

IF ANYONE IS UP FOR SOME SERIOUS
NON SHIPPING
NON RANDUM
EXTENSIVE
WRITEFAGGOTRY

don't be because i'm going to bed and posting it in like 7 hours when i wake up

>>22483125
Protip: when saying autism/aspergers is some hipster version of mental retardation, make sure you're not talking to someone with an actual hospital diagnosis, and who has read summaries of applicable research into mirror neurons, the fusiform gyrus and fusiform facial area, autistic propagnosia, hyperlexia, and all the previously mentioned dysphoria and LGBT stuff.

>>22483234

Oh Dash...

hell, why not:

Rarity
Twilight Sparkle
Pinkie Pie
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Fluttershy

I by no means dislike any of them, I just like some less than others.

>>22483194
Eastcoastbrony reporting. I have no clue why I'm still up. Probably gotta help dad with taking down Christmas lights unless it snows again tomorrow. Or toady

Anyone have a pic of Twilight breathing fire?

>>22483257
every oddscreen i have is from that damn episode

ohmygod, it is 4AM
I'm out; I'll finish this sketch later.
(messy SO MESSY)

Not gonna lie I came in here to troll but it just doesn't seem worth it anymore. You guys seem like such great bros. Ive never seen such comrodery on an anonymous image board. You guys chat like you're old pals.

And not just this thread. All the threads.

All of them.

>>22483126
>best tier list

>>22483257

You will NEVER explore Rainbow Dash's mouth

>>22483264
some one whose list nearly mirrors mine?
BROOHOOF

>>22483257
i wonder if she tastes like apples

>>22483286
what the fuck am i looking at

All Ponies are equal tier:
Everyone

But Some Ponies are more equal than others tier:
Celestia

>>22483297

>explore

>>22483268

Are you a VA fag?

>>22483294
I don't happen to have a proper brofist image.

see filename

>>22483274
I have Pinkie breathing fire

It's 4:20 and guess what I'm doing

>>22483274

Dont you mean Ponyta?

Awesome tier:
All the ponies

Why the fuck are they still up at 5:30 tier:
Me

>>22483157
Big Mac on Gilda? Impossible. . .MAKE IT HAPPEN!

>>22483294

A troll that isn't a complete and total faggot?
I didn't know those existed.

>>22483319
In color for you my new favorite brony

Any serious writefag suggestions?

Lesbian stuff is fine but no LOL THE WONDERBOLTS RAPE DASH.

>>22483340
and me
>>22483302
Respect.

I need to stay up until 5:30 more often, this is one of the best pony threads I've seen in a long while.

>>22483294
a month or so ago /b/ was systematically raiding all the boards.

they stopped when the got to /co/ and couldn't figure out the ponies. they either 1) thought the whole thing was a preemptive troll 2) thought other trolls had already flooded the board with MLP or 3) couldn't handle the brony love and just had to quietly back out.

its like how no one can hate robot unicorn attack, criticism is possible but there can be no hate.

>>22483324

Anon why are you talking ponies at four in the morning?

>>22483347
More like a potential troll.

>>22483368

Rainbow Dash rapes the wonderbolts

>>22483350
thanks, all I had was the b&w and the Final Form versions.

>>22483294
Wow that gives me a lot more respect for homestuck fans. I might even call it homestuck from now on.

>>22483347
for most, trolling is a sport to let of steam and not a symptom of social mal-adjustment.

>>22483324
What pony would you smoke with?

>>22483315
Indeed. Falls Church. Though I guess I'm an Ohiofag when I"m not on break from college.

>>22483368
The rise of the Sea Ponies!

A mystery involving ponies disappearing by the sea and the only clue is Shoo Be Doo!

Okay, I'm going to bed.

>>22483384
this is for you

I'd post the troll one but it seems it's dupped somewhere

>>22483381
I just got off werk

>>22483294
and you're the nicest troll evar!!

How's it going RIO?

>>22483384
wait here we go

>>22483307
>you are VERY dirty Rarity

>>22483384

>implying they're not all the same

>>22483379

That raid fell apart because /b/ is terrible at focusing on anything for a long period of time.
Unless you count being the shittiest board on 4chan.
They're good at that.

>>22483257
longer you stare
funnier it gets

>>22483417
there was a pretty respectable troll from /v/ in the thread just before this one.

he wanted to call everyone fags but he couldn't hurt me with the things that he did, I got the link to Bridle Gossip and I gave it to him.

Last I saw he was enjoying it.

>>22483286
is this a screencap of applepony hugging rainbow ponies tongue??
IF SO
it looks like a penis, which i find funny as she is portrayed as a lesbian, so she would use that instead to give her partner pleasure....

>>22483368
rainbow dash & rarity vying for Big Mac's affections

>>22483450

She's eating her... and then she's going to eat me!

Very good. Now... a faaaaaaaabulous tornado!

>>22483459
looks like a shitty mspaint recolour of applejack attacking Zecora's hear

>>22483403
I agree. I mainly troll to just get some laughs from the responses people come up with, but all my trolling is pretty much exclusive to /v/ since it's already a gigantic troll fuckfest over there 24/7.

I don't troll /co/ or pony threads because it's the one thing I can actually discuss on this god-damn image board.

okay I mean I have started twilight being black fights and other stuff but only at like 5 am when everyone sane is sleeping

When Celestia will realize how wrong she is, it will be too late...

>>22483388
Because if you drink out of the candy vag of a defeated pony you gain their strength.

>>22483404
just one?
Twilight

>>22483459
No, she's wrestling someone into submission by the ear, IIRC.

>>22483490

What about a candy willy?

>>22483463
Rarity already HAS a love interest

>>22483368
Who said anything about rape ?

It's consensual

>>22483492
I would love to get high with Twilight

>>22483469
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

>>22483404
Pinkie Pie, no question.

I'd like to see what she does on drugs.

>>22483516

You will never be there to comfort Rarity when she realises HIM doesn't exist.

>>22483456
love
love
love
love
love
lo lo love
makes the world go around

>>22483439
>>22483416
This makes me happy. We shall tell stories around the Homosuck campfires.

>>22483509

You gain their babbies

>>22483516
You're right!

Rainbow Dash & Pinkie Pie vying for Big Mac's affection would be much much more interesting!!!

>>22483516
HIM

>>22483516
what ep is this?

>>22483548
I......I....I I I I dont even im going to bed with THAT on my mind thanks anon

>>22483550
Glad im not the only one that thought that

>>22483580

What about this?

god fucking damn /co/ i just finished reading two fanfics and even if i should not like it i did
Hell about 4 years swapping between /b/ and /v/ had left no major marks on me but staying about 3 weeks on /co/ has completely changed my mind about this whole thing
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
is it just the kindness that the other boards are missing or is there something beyond it?

>>22483544
>>22483544
>implying pinkie pie is ever not on drugs.

>>22483544
It might mellow her the fuck out, but I wouldn't want to risk it
I would smoke with applejack

>>22483622
just as pinkie planed.

>>22483620

We are all the kindness of the other boards

Whatever tiny itty little trickle of love and friendship in all the rest of 4chan congealed into ponydom, leaving the rest of the site barren and full of nothing but endless hate

>>22483638

Rio keep us updated on your opinion of the episodes. I love reading newcomers opinion's. Who is your favorite character? Who is your least favorite?

Also I always supposed that a good setting to write about would be Spike's "Royal Business" in Canterlot.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

My idea would be that his visits would consist of his true purpose slowly being revealed: As a weapon to end a war with a neighboring kingdom.

As Spike goes to Canterlot and is slowly trained in combat (little by little to not reveal to him exactly what his future is) Twilight begins to notice his newly developed aggressive tendencies, and investigates.

>>22483635
What the heck would ponies smoke anyway? Poison Joke? If that's the case then I'd light it up with FlutterGuy all day erry day.

>>22483620
>its in the ponies
none can resist baby derpy

Audio transcriber dump of Call of the Cutie part 2.

No new ponies for three weeks

>>22483638
>mfw people use a macro I've either made or modified

>Pinkie Pie: But you look like you'll be good at helping me make some!
>Applebloom: Picture 2.png

>>22483556
HHHHHRRRRRRNNNNN.jpg

So fucking cute!

>>22483673
http://www.cracked.com/article_17032_7-species-that-get-high-more-than-we-do.html

#6 Spotted locoweed

spotted locoweed is more like horse crack though. so maybe something lighter to start off with, some common flowers are slightly psychotropic.

>>22483697

Could you please stop saying that in every other thread?

MY ASS IS MY FAMILY

>>22483403
I submit that taking delight in the misery of others is a sign of social maladjustment.

>>22483635
Pinkie Pie has yet to begin partying.
we would not survive the real party.

>>22483725

>here are my family

Brings a whole new meaning to this screen doesnt it?

>>22483718

>>22483642
/vp/ - kindness
/v/ - loyalty
/a/ - generosity
/co/ - laughter
/b/ - honesty
/wg/ - magic

>>22483681
>>22483642

i gave up resisting upon seeing the show the first time
i liked it right from the first second i watched
but i never NEVER thought that i'd like fanfic
gosh i wonder whats up next
my body is readyor at least i hope it is...

Yeah I've taken other screenshots but they're throwaways

gaise i think the trolls are coming

>>22483725
>>22483750

Oh Celestia...

This should have showed up in Bridle Gossip instead.

>>22483730
i don't qualify "people overreacting to things written on 4chan" as misery. 99.9% of trolls cause no actual harm to anyone. the exception are the /b/tards that go out of their way to find peoples rl info and harass them, thats when you get into maladjusted territory.

but "lol ponies is for losers", no, not so much.

>>22483758

I came from /tg/ (a thread about making NMM your next campaign's BBEG)

What did I bring with me?

Twinkie Pinkie is one of the few things that comes close to the cuteness of Pinkie getting her hair straightened by Rarity.

Your most faithful sentence, Twilight Sparkle

>>22483786
A neckbeard.

>>22483786
Sorry, I mean /tg/ for magic.

>>22483758
/v/ - loyalty
The fortress of opinions and shoving them up in other peoples asses resembles loyalty to you?

Trixie crashed across the forest clearing, a great split ripped in her side. She writhed on the ground, her intestines slipping out of the horrible wound. She gasped and gurgled, and her whole body tightened up, and then went limp, her breath hissing out of her. A passing manticore stopped, stared at the body, and they looked over at Gilda. "Are you going to eat that?"

To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle

You're kind of a dick.

We need more Big Mac. There is never enough Big Mac.

what

>>22483808

>>22483806
There's the Xbox fans, loyal to the death against PS3 fans, etc, etc.

>>22483806
honesty would have to be /fit/ those fuckers are brutal.
you could argue that fanboyism makes /v/ loyalty. it may be divided by they are loyal to their own camps.

The Hub regarding the second half of season one

>>22483828
i'd choose /ck/ or something like like that for loyalty
they argue about the best kind of food all the time without the insane amount of rage and trolling

>>22483832
But-but... they worked so hard for Winter Wrap-Up!

>>22483808
this made me hard

new thread

>>22483865

>>22483809
>lol at Celestia's wtf am I reading face

>>22483821

What's up with Apple Bloom's obsession with Iraq?

>>22483620
The magic of friendship, bro. And ponies.

>mfw when:

>first time on /co/

>see this thread

>wonder what the fuck is going on

>wtfface.gif

>mfw when its only 10:18pm here

>>22483950
awmananotherone.png

>>22483897
You know the real reason Big Mac had that injury in Applebuck Season?

Old poorly treatedshrapnel wound that resurfaced, requiring surgery to deal with.

She can't escape his past anymore than he can, even now that he's home again. Applejack seems to do better at it, throwing herself into running the farm so intently that she blinds herself, but...

>>22483897

She played too much Call of Cutie.

>>22484028
"Operation: Forever Rainbow" again?

damnit /co/ I want to see more of that brighteyes/honeymuffin fic.