"My Little Pony, General!"

"Advance!"

wallpaper made by me for you guys i hope someonelikes it it has an awful lot of errors

>phallic imagery

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>>22476339
shy, shy everywhere

>There will never be an episode as amazing as Dragonshy...

HEY GUYS!!!!!

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Bitch Slap trixie pinky rawhide

WHY THERE IS NO A REFERENCE OF THIS SHIT HERE????

To the neigh-sayers, and haters... you shall be converted one way or another

this must be my favourite fanart so far, Derpy is just adorable with glasses

>>22476374
...loli...applebloom...errrrggggggg

>>22476339
At least, some fluttershy fanart.Looking forward for more

OP here. My favorite.

My favorite.

> post your favorite fanfic
Just too much awesome art to choose from. But if I had to choose my favorite ponyficlet, it would probably be the Bright Eyes series by Jimbo. I love Derpy to be just a little derpy, but not too much. Also it's heartwarming and I genuinely want to find out what happens.

>>22476427
If she doesn't happy up part three soon I am going to shank her

>>22476414
it was made by diehard long time ago

long day at work, nice to come home to a brony thread.

let's do this

ok, gonna drawpony some Pinkie Pie cosplaying as Ike from Fire Emblum. Not a request, I'm doing it.

Best MLP/RUA crossover fanart... in my opinion.

I love the "HAHA TIME FOR PONIES" macro, but I don't have it saved

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iefF9SS5yM

here is my favorite

My lastest story. Took a while because of real life and the fact that Applejack's dialogue needs a lot of editting.
WARNING some filly on filly action (although I will spoiler out the saucier parts)
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Scrumpy-Apple Slumber Party

“This was a great idea of yours, Twilight,” said Applejack as she pulled her saddlebags off. “With Big Macintosh away, an’ Apple Bloom sleeping over at Scootaloo’s house with Sweetie Belle, I was gettin’ awful lonesome out there at the Sweet Apple Acres. That homestead can be mighty cold and empty with none of tha’ Apple family around...”
“No problem, Applejack,” replied Twilight with a smile. “With Spike away at Summer Camp, I’ve been all alone here as well...” She was nose-deep in a book about party games; this was, after all, only her second attempt at holding a sleepover and she was still a little uncertain about what games they could play. Besides, the friend dynamic this time was totally different - Rarity was in Fillydelphia at a Fashion Show and couldn’t come, and Fluttershy had been cajoled by Rainbow Dash into helping stop the rainstorms in Stalliongrad that were threatening to make the rivers flood, so Pinkie Pie had leapt at the chance – literally. When Twilight had invited her she had leapt 10 feet in the air and hung there, a look of joy lighting her cheerful face. Just how that cotton-candy maned pony could move that way, Twilight had no idea. She hadn’t been able to find a book about Pinkie’s special kind of earth pony magic in her own library. Maybe in Canterlot, in Princess Celestia’s library, she’d be able to find a....
Twilight shook her head. No more reading for the moment – friendship called! She shut the book and trotted happily over to Applejack. The earth pony had already taken some snacks out of her saddlebags and was laying them down on the blanket that Twilight had spread on the floor.

>>22476483

boop

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“We’ll probably need some more pillows....” Twilight said, hopping up onto the sofa. But Applejack jumped in front of her.
“Now just wait a cotton-pickin’ minute, sugarcube. We ain’t gonna get all wrapped up in a pillow fight straight away, are we? We got snacks ta eat, issues ta discuss, and other games ta play before all a’ that crazy non-sense. Besides, Pinkie Pie isn’t here yet...”
“Oh YES I AM!!!!!!!” A pink face jumped up suddenly from behind the sofa. Twilight and Applejack both fell backwards onto the floor in a ball of flailing hooves at the fright.
“PINKIE!!!!!!” they cried in unison. It was Pinkie. The pink pony had leapt onto the sofa and was bouncing up and down and twirling about, using the cushions as a trampoline.
“Yes Twilight?” She turned to her unicorn friend, then turned to Applejack in mid bounce. “Yes Applejack?”
“How long have you been here, Pinkie?” demanded Twilight. Her heart was beating so hard she was worried it would jump up her throat and leap out of her mouth.
“I just got here!” she explained, bouncing all the while. “You were reading that GINORMOUS book over there, and Applejack was taking out her snacks, and I just kinda SLIPPED in through the open door and... waitaminute! SNACKS!!!!!!” With a final bounce, she leapt from the sofa and trotted over to the pile of treats lying on the blanket. She licked her lips greedily, opened her mouth and was on the verge of swallowing the pile whole when she stopped, realising something.
“I brought some snacks TOO!!!” she laughed, and cantered back out the front door of the library. She came back with a basket on her back filled with all kinds of sweet pastries and cakes, and slipped it off onto the blanket. In a puff of smoke she was gone again, and brought another basket in even bigger than the first. She put this one down as well, pushing it next to the other snacks with her nose.

>>22476467
>Duane

Embarrassing.

The Pony Reaper

>>22476369
This is mai OTP. More Drawfags need to draw AppleJohn

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Applejack and Twilight looked on in amazement.
“Lookit all those snacks!” whistled Applejack. “Danishes!”
“Cakes!” added Twilight, her eyes scanning the immense hoard.
“Tarts!”
“Muffins!”
“And don’t forget APPLES!!!!” Pinkie was trotting over to the blanket with the last of her baskets. This one was filled with apples – green, yellow and red –along with a large number of bottles of apple juice.
“Apples!” Applejack’s smile was bright. “Pinkie, you remembered...”
“What? Oh, of COURSE I remembered Applejack!” She started to talk to herself, her eyes flashing back and forth as she took each part of the conversation “Pinkie! I said to myself. “Don’t forget that Applejack isn’t as into sweets as much as you are!”
“But she loves sweets!” replied Pinkie. “She loves apple crumble, and apple tarts, and apple pies, and apple bumpkin... hahahah, what a funny word! Bumpkin! And apple...”
“That’s right, Pinkie!” she told herself sternly. “You just HAVE to bring something with apple in it!”
Pinkie’s face fell. “But we’ve sold out of all our apple goods. Even the apple croissants! Whatever will you do??? Applejack will be SOOOOOOO disappointed!”
A sudden smile exploded onto Pinkie’s face and her eyes sparkled. “OF COURSE! I’ll bring those apples that we didn’t get around to using in our baking today!”
“Brilliant Pinkie Pie!” she congratulated herself. “You know, sometimes you’re not such a ditzy-headed ball of pink ZANINESS... but don’t forget that apple juice as well!“ Pinkie turned suddenly serious. “Well, it WAS left on that sunny windowsill in the bakery for a few days, but I’m SURE it’ll be fine. I mean, you drank five or six bottles yesterday and you said it tasted just as good as apple juice ALWAYS tastes. It was a bit fizzy, though, like soda-pop, and it made you burp!”

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>>22476497

And kind of related from the first time I posted the Reaper Pony, and Pinkie's parents.

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“Apple soda??!!!” Pinkie laughed, leaping around in delight. “Why, that’s just Applejack’s most favouritest drink EVER!”
Applejack eyed the pile of apples. Some where a little shrivelled and had seen better days. “I don’t know, Pinkie Pie. Those apples sure look like they’re well past their eat-by-date. In fact, they’ve probably turned inta scrumpy-apples by now.”
Pinkie’s eyes bugged out in excitement. “SCRUMPTIOUS apples?????!!! Yipppeeeee!!!” She leapt clear over Applejack and straight into the basket of apples. There was a whirlwind of pink and red and green and the sound of rampant chomping.
“Pinkie!” shouted Applejack. “I said SCRUMPY apples! That’s the name we use when apples get left out in the sun too long.” She turned to Twilight. “And if you eat them, they make you go....” Her pupils went large. “Loopy!”
Twilight looked back at the orgy of apple-devouring taking place nearby. “So... I guess they shouldn’t do anything at all to Pinkie Pie...” She frowned with concern. “I hope....”
“We’ll just hafta wait and see, I reckon,” replied Applejack.
Pinkie Pie had eaten herself to a standstill now, and she lay splayed out and panting on one corner of the blanket. There were a small number of apples left and a large part of the other snacks had not survived the onslaught of Pinkie’s appetite unscathed either. But Applejack and Twilight just laughed and lay down next to their exhausted friend – they’d brought extra snacks of course, since they both knew Pinkie’s bottomless stomach all too well, so there was still more than enough snacks to go around – even if Pinkie got hungry again, as she always did.

>>22476438

Dat ass

>>22476427
have you read the second part?
I NEED a third part

My favorite "fic" is a letter sent from pinkie to dash
It's too cute, but I believe it's already posted in a previous thread.
Here's another one, It's Gilda and Pinkie (human forms) having awkward sex. It's funny.

>>22476467
AWESOME

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The three ponies settled down in their sleeping bags and chatted together for a long time – about their plans for the coming Fall and the annual Racing of the Leaves, about what cutie mark they all thought Applebloom would get, and about whether they’d see either Trixie or Gilda again.
All the while Applejack and Twilight checked Pinkie out of the corner of their eyes to make sure she was alright. She didn’t seem to have been adversely effected by the scrumpy apples – in fact, if anything, she seemed a little quieter and less bubbly than usual. She seemed happy to just listen as Twilight and Applejack gossiped about Spike’s crush on Rarity – Twilight’s mimicking of Spike’s super-suave voice had the other two rolling on the floor in laughter – but when Applejack loosened her ponytail, swung it forward onto her face and started galloping around the room shouting “Lookit me! I’m Rainbow Dash! The fastest, the bravest, the greatest Pegasus of them all – and, of course, the most modest!” Pinkie burst out laughing. But it was even louder than the usual Pinkie explosive laugh – it shot up into the air with a series of giggles at first, and exploded with a huge wave of guffaws that sent the pink pony flying onto her back, kicking her legs in the air.
Applejack looked at Pinkie Pie’s flailing hooves and turned to Twilight Sparkle. “She seems like the same ol’ Pinkie Pie ta me, Twilight. Them apples must been fine after all. Maybe I WILL try some of that apple juice.”

>>22476506
That's me every Friday after work for the last few months.

>>22476563
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She took a bottle from the remnants of the candy-hoard, popped the cork with her teeth and took a sip. Twilight scrunched up her face. “How does it taste, Applejack?” she asked.
Applejack took another drink from the bottle – a deeper one this time. “It tastes good!” she remarked in surprise. “Just like you said, Pinkie – it tastes just like apple soda!”
Pinkie stopped laughing, sat up with difficulty and slowly turned her face towards Applejack. Her eyes were droopy and she seemed to have trouble forming her words. “I didn’t shay that!” she replied, shaking her head back and forth, her mane brushing Applejack’s and Twilight’s faces. “Noshirreee! Nope, nope, nope, nope, no... wait a minute,” Her eyes creased in thought, “Yesh I did!” and then she started snorting again as the laughter threatened to burst out again.
“Oh Pinkie,” smiled Twilight. “You and your silly voices... Bring me a bottle over, Applejack. All that candy I’ve been eating has made me thirsty!”
She popped the cork and gave it a cautious sniff. It smelled different, that was for sure. At the first sip, the juice tasted a bit sour, but sweet as well, and extra bubbly, just as her friends had described it. But a few sips more and Twilight found herself enjoying it even more than ordinary apple juice. She was soon finished the bottle, and went to get another one.
Pinkie had rolled onto her back again, and was rubbing it backwards and forwards on the blanket. “I’ve...got...an...ITCH! And....I...can’t...quite...SCRITCH ...it!” she muttered.

I also really like the Dash kissyface.

We need more cute babby ponies

/r/ing picture of baby Applejack fast asleep in the middle of the fields... having tired herself out trying to pull that big ol plow

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Applejack’s eyebrows arched as she watched Pinkie rolling about, and she lifted the bottle in her mouth up into the air, gulping down another wave of the juice, but midway she started to giggle, and the bottle fell out of her mouth and apple juice sprayed everywhere.
Twilight started to get annoyed, but then found herself giggling as well. She took another drink of the apple juice, and came over to where her friends were horsing around.
“This is the best juish...juish...JUICE... I’ve ever tasted!” said Applejack. She wiped her still wet mouth.
“Hey!” cried Pinkie, “Your voish sounds silly too!”
Twilight shook her head. “Come on you two. It’s still early – we’ve got a lot of games to play!”
Pinkie jumped up. “WAIT!! I’ve got the BEST GAME EVER!!!” She grabbed the empty bottle sitting next to Applejack and put it on the floor between the three of them.
“Oh yeah!” laughed Applejack. “The empty bottle game, I love that one!”
Pinkie frowned then smiled again. “No, you big shilly.... you big silly Apple-JACK-you!” She touched the bottle with her hoof and sent it spinning. “I’m talking about SPIN the BOTTLE!”
Twilight took another sip of her drink and looked at the rapidly spinning bottle. “That doesn’t sound like a very fun game to me,” she said doubtfully.
“You don’t jusht spin the bottle, Twilight!” said Pinkie, the pupils of her eyes spinning while she watched the bottle, “Whoever the bottle ends up pointing towards has to play TRUTH....” She narrowed her eyes and grinned maniacally, “or DARE.”

>>22476571
Yeah, I've read the second part. I still think it's sweet in a heartwrenching sortof way. Poor Derpy! I hope things turn out well for her.

>>22476614
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“Sounds like a whole bay-harn full o’ fun to me,” said Applejack with a hiccup. “Wait, did I just say harn-barn?”
“Nope!” quipped Pinkie, still watching the bottle. It had started to slow down. “You said harn-bay.”
“It’s HAY-barn!” corrected Twilight, “And you didn’t SAY harn-bay, you said barn-hay. Or barn-harn. I can’t remember. “ She shook her head, “And I don’t even know what “hay-barn of fun” means!”
“It means,“ explained Applejack slowly, “ That it’s a barrel of laughs. A ton o’ fun. A...”
“Barn-hale?” asked Pinkie. But before either pony could answer, she threw her forefeet in the air and shouted: “ME! ME! The bottle’s pointing towards me!”
“It’s clearly NOT, Pinkie,” said Twilight, towards whom the bottle was actually pointing, “But why don’t you just choose truth or dare anyway. I’m sure we’ll all get a turn soon enough.”
Pinkie laughed and clopped her hooves together – both pairs. “OK, OK! So I’ll choose..... TRUTH!”
“You take this one, sug’,” said Applejack, who had just got up to get another bottle of juice. “But jus’ go easy on the little pink filly – she is the youngest, remember?”
“OK then...Hmmm....truth. Truth.....” Twilight found it hard to think, but at last a question that she’d been wanting to ask Pinkie for a long time sprang to mind, “Wait! OK... so Pinkie - a couple of times now you’ve said that you think there’s somepony watching us, like from somewhere out in space...”
Applejack snorted as she sat down again, “Aw c’mon. Not this load of road-apples again...”

whichever drawpony drew this: I love you. Have my foals.

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Twilight glared at her. “It’s MY turn and MY question, AJ....” She turned back to Pinkie, who was blinking her eyes and waiting in total seriousness for the question, “Who do you think is watching us, Pinkie?”
Pinkie sat back and rubbed her chin with a hoof. “Who do I think is watching US?” she repeated. Then she suddenly leaped forward and planted her face right next to Twilight’s and gazed deep into her friend’s eyes.
“SPACEPONIES,” she replied.
Applejack spluttered. “Spaceponies! Well, I tell ya – ya ask a silly question, ya get a ree-diculous answer!”
Twilight rolled her eyes. “Spaceponies. There’s no such thing as... well. Maybe there are ponies up there, in space, Pinkie. But I don’t know why they’d be watching us...”
“All of our adventures, of course!” laughed Pinkie. “Who WOULDN’T want front-row seats to the BESTEST and FUNNIEST show ever! Power-Ponies: Wielders of the Elements of Harmony! Starring Pinkie Pie and her colourful pony friends! Watch as they defeat Old Black Snooty, GASP in terror as they come face to face with a RAVENOUS, FIRE-BREATHING....”
“I sure hope them Spaceponies,” interrupted Applejack, “Or whoever they are, ain’t watching us ALL the time, IF ya catch my drift!”
Twilight stifled a giggle. “OK, it’s my turn to spin the bottle.”
As luck would have it, it pointed towards Twilight again – which meant that she was going to choose....
“Truth!”
Applejack pulled Pinkie next to her, and the two ponies whispered and giggled for a few moments before finally Applejack asked: “OK then, sugarcube. We’ve got a dilly of a question for ya!”
Twilight shook her head. “Oh brother. Let’s hear it then...”

I just watched the Cutie Mark episode and I'm not understanding how they work. I get it as far as it was explained in the episode, but really? When they're fillies and foals their path in life is set for them? And if its based on what you are the most passionate and sets your destiny for life, what are the destinies of Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara?

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Applejack had to stop herself from laughing to blurt it out. “Do you have a... crush on anypony?”
Twilight blushed. She knew she might get asked this question, but she still wasn’t ready for it.
“Uuuhhmm....” she replied.
“I know who it is!” smiled Pinkie, “It’s that pony with the chestnut mane and the hourglass cutie mark, isn’t it?”
“Who? Him?” Twilight sighed, “No, it’s not him... I mean, he is cute and all, but...” She gulped. “The pony that I like...”
“Yes?” Applejack pushed closer, with Pinkie behind her, squeezing her neck over Applejack’s shoulder.
“The pony that I like...” Twilight bit her lip.
“Yes? YES?”
At last Twilight burst out: “I just can’t say it!” she cried. “I just CAN’T!”
Applejack and Pinkie looked at each other in disappointment. Twilight sighed.
“I’m sorry, girls. I’ll have to choose “dare” instead!”
Pinkie turned to Applejack and remarked: “I was SURE she was going to say Rarity...” The earth pony was in the middle of drinking some more juice - it sprayed it out her mouth and she started to choke.
“RARITY?” she cried in disbelief. “But she’s a filly!”
Pinkie rolled her eyes. “Oh come on, Applejack, you big silly! Fillies can have crushes on other fillies!” Her eyes suddenly grew wide and sparkled. “And Rarity is just sooooo GLAMORICIOUS and SUPER GRACEFUL!” she sighed. “Who could blame anypony for having a crush on HER?”
Twilight and Applejack both looked at Pinkie through narrowed eyes. Then Twilight smiled a secretive little smile and said, “You know, Pinkie Pie. If you WERE to have a crush on another filly, I always thought it would be Rainbow Dash.”

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>>22476506
Some related OC here

>>22476329
its kinda cool but the vectorized version by itchymango is better

>>22476666
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Pinkie’s mouth opened into an O shape. “RAIN-bow Dash?” she repeated, bobbing her head back and forth in thought. “Well, Rainbow Dash IS really AWESOMELY cool and SUPER talented. The way her mane jets behind her like a REAL rainbow when she flies...” Pinkie hopped onto the couch and went sailing over her two friends in imitation of Rainbow Dash flying. “She’s all ZIIIIPP this way, and then ZAAAPP that way..! If I was a Pegasus pony, I could fly alongside her and be like “Hey Dash, let’s fly through that cumu... cumala... cumili... huge cloud over there!” And she’d be all “Great idea, Pinkie!” Twilight and Applejack both laughed at Pinkie’s gravelly version of Rainbow Dash’s boyish voice. “And then we’d race each other, and do loop-de-loops and barrel-rolls and EVERYTHING, and she’d be laughing and shouting, saying “Faster, Pinkie! Faster!” And I’d be all “Oh Rainbow Dash!!!!” Pinkie suddenly slumped onto the floor like a deflated balloon, a dopily happy expression on her face. “Rainbow Dash is SOOOOOO cool!”
Applejack sighed, “Ya got that right, Pinkie Pie. That embarrassed lil smile Dash gets sometimes when you catch her doin’ somethin’ she su-pposed t’ be...”
Twilight added “The way her nose crinkles up when she’s angry...”
The three ponies sighed. Then Pinkie started to giggle.
“I’VE got AN AWESOME idea for a DARE!” she laughed.
Twilight smiled nervously. “Oh Pinkie... Go easy on me, OK?”
“OKIE DOKIE!” said Pinkie Pie, “This a super-EASY dare for you. I want you to....KISS APPLEJACK!”
Twilight frowned. “Excuse me?”
Applejack trotted closer to Twilight and sat down, “Why, that’s no real dare at all, Pinkie.” She brought her cheek to Twilight’s face. “Here, sug’. Plant a big wet one on ol’ Applejack’s cheek!”

>>22476638

I love that picture so much.

>>22476661
being rich whores, obviously.

just kidding, it might be fashion or royalty. don't think too hard, it's ponies. here, have more pony

>>22476686
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Pinkie shook her head. “No, no, no, no, NO!” she said, suddenly serious but with a mischievous sparkle lighting up her eyes. “It has to be a REAL kiss... not one you’d give to somepony in your family!”
Twilight’s frown deepened. “What do you mean... a REAL kiss?”
“I mean... a real KISS, like this!” Pinkie leapt around so that her back was facing them and she started to hug and squeeze herself, moaning “Oh Pinkie! Oh, oh!!” She leapt back around. “See?! Like THAT!”
Applejack’s eyebrows creased and her ears turned back. “A kiss... like THAT?”
“Oh come on, you SILLY FILLIES!” cried Pinkie Pie, “This game is no fun at all unless you do the dares! That’s why they’re called DARES – you have to be DARE-ING!”
“OK,” muttered Twilight, “Let’s get this over with, Applejack, or else we’ll never hear the end of it from Pinkie...” She put her forefeet around Applejack’s neck and brought her face close to the earth pony’s. Applejack didn’t shy away, but she did look a little uncomfortable.
“You have to close your EYES!” said Pinkie, who was watching everything closely. “Otherwise you can’t RELAX!”

>shy, shy everywhere
Maybe the 'shy' type is a bit overused and stereotyped in cartoons and anime alike but I can't help but love fluttershy's bashful personality and her soft, mellow voice.

>>22476674
Try IMPACT font. Times New Roman doesn't work well for reaction images. You could also use a macro-making website too.

Otherwise, nice choice of pic.

>>22476712
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“Alright!” said Twilight, and the two of them closed their eyes. Not able to see anything, Twilight’s senses were heightened. She could feel the softness of Applejack’s hide against her forelegs and hooves, her friend’s heart beating against her own chest, and she could smell Applejack’s scent – apples of course, but also the grassiness of cut hay and a gentle muskiness that made Twilight’s chest feel tight. The scent got stronger as Applejack moved her face closer to Twilight’s, and finally their mouths were touching.
For a little while they didn’t really understand what they had to do, and just smooshed their lips together. But Pinkie shouted “Not like THAT! You have to use your TONGUES, otherwise it’s just playacting!!!!” Then Twilight felt Applejack’s tongue touch wet and hot against her lips, and she opened them slightly to let it in. She touched it with her own tongue, and electricity flared up through her body. It was like she was being filled with some strange magical power, a power that was frightening and exciting and pleasurable all at the same time.
Their tongues explored each other’s for a few heartbeats, but then Twilight pushed closer, and Applejack yielded her mouth to her. It was all so wet and warm – not gross at all like she’d feared. “Has Pinkie done this before?” Twilight thought to herself. “I wonder who with?”
Suddenly Applejack pulled away gasping. “Wow, sugar!” she said, “You musta done that before.”
Twilight shook her head. “Never,” she said. She was pleased that Applejack thought she was good at it, though.
Pinkie was clopping her hooves together. “BRAVO!” she shouted in glee, “That was AMAZING!” She fanned herself with a hoof. “Phew! I’m getting all HOT over here.”
“It’s probably all that hoopy apple juice,” said Applejack. “I’m gettin’ hot unda th’ collar as well!”

>>22476727
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Twilight nodded. “I think I need another drink,” she said.
“Let me get it for you, Twilight!” said Pinkie, and she grabbed a bottle in her mouth and started to drink from it.
“But Pinkie, you’re drinking it all...” protested Twilight, but straight away Pinkie jumped over to her, slipped her forefeet around her neck, and planted her lips against the unicorn pony’s, hard. Twilight squirmed a bit, muttering “Mmmpphh....mmppphhh!!” but then gave up, and opened her mouth. Pinkie’s tongue slipped in, and with it a wave of apple juice.
Twilight drank it down, and all about her was the heat of Pinkie’s body, the cottonball softness of her pink mane that draped itself over their flush faces, and the smell of bubblegum and cottoncandy and popcorn.
At last Pinkie pulled away, leaving Twilight speechless.
Applejack was on the blanket. She’d been watching the whole kiss with glistening eyes. She took another drink of apple juice.
“Y’know Pinkie,” she remarked, “I think this is tha best party game ya ever taught us!”
Pinkie skipped in happiness. “Oh, I just KNEW you girls would like this game!” she chuckled.
“Where did you learn it, Pinkie?” asked Twilight. She’d already finished the bottle and was fishing another out of the basket.
“I once saw Rainbow Dash doing it with Gilda,” said Pinkie. Then she frowned thoughtfully. “But they always looked ANGRY when they were doing it for some reason.”
“That’s ol’ Gilda for ya,” said Applejack. “That griffon had a Grade-A attitude problem, if ya ask me.”
The ponies continued to drink into the night, until they got so sleepy that they slipped into their sleeping-bags and lay next to each other, chatting and giggling. Applejack was the first to fall asleep, a final empty bottle of apple juice slipping from her lips as she began to snore. But Twilight and Pinkie Pie were still awake.

>>22476339
Remember Me Fluttershy!

When I killed your killed your brother?!

I TALKED JUST LIKE THIIIIIIISS!!

(also i turned him into a zombie)

>>22476710
yeah, definitely rich whores

>>22476742
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Pinkie crawled up next to Twilight like a caterpillar and nuzzled into the unicorn pony’s neck. Twilight closed her eyes blissfully, and lost herself in a dreamy world of cotton-candy and bubblegum.
Sometime later she heard a whisper in her ear: “Psssttt! Pssstt! Hey, Twilight! Are you asleep ALREADY?”
Twilight murmured. “Mmmnnn.. no, not yet.” She opened her eyes to see Pinkie Pie’s gazing into hers.
Pinkie Pie whispered, “I think Applejack’s far away in snoozy-land,” and licked Twilight on the mouth. “Want me to show you what other AWESOME things I saw Rainbow Dash and Gilda doing?”
She’d slipped out of her own sleeping-bag and with some difficulty squirmed into Twilight’s.
“Hey Pinkie... wait a minute... ow! That’s my back-leg... hey!” But finally the pink pony was inside. She wrapped her forelegs around Twilight and smiled at her.
“WOW! You’re bag’s MUCH comfier than MINE is.”
“That’s because MINE isn’t filled with cake crumbs and potato chips,” whispered Twilight.

>>22476710

HEY! That Other Brony! That Other Brony! HEY! HEY!

>hi!

>>22476638

Here's the version that doesn't make it look like that he's gonna totally punch her in the cunt. my treat.

Oh Youtube. What crazy racist things will your auto captioning think up next?

>>22476760
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But Pinkie didn’t reply. She simply licked Twilight’s neck playfully, once, twice, then with an enigmatic smile Pinkie slipped down into the sleeping bag. And soon Twilight felt her friend’s mouth and tongue on her chest, then her stomach – then butterfly kisses and little nips all along her back legs. And then Pinkie’s tongue – hot and wet, everywhere, and Twilight closed her eyes, biting her lips to keep herself from gasping and waking Applejack. She rolled her eyes and tossed her mane, trying to push Pinkie’s head away with her hooves. But soon she stopped fighting and started helping direct the pink pony’s mouth to where it felt best.
Twilight’s heart beat faster and faster, and she bit her lip harder and harder – but the pain from her teeth was strangely transmuted into pleasure.
“Is this.. Pinkie Pie’s magic?” she thought. But then the flicking of Pinkie’s tongue increased, and Twilight felt an immense pressure welling up in her. She felt like she was going to explode. And at last she did. A bright blossom of excruciating pleasure that burst in the centre of her head, and flowed down her body in waves of melting fire. She was falling, falling into nothingness.

>>22476791
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Soon Twilight was asleep, and Pinkie watched her as she smiled and muttered, smiling a bright and secret smile of her own.
“Oh Twilight Sparkle,” Pinkie sighed, “I don’t know which little pony you have a crush on, but whoever it is – I’m SUPER jealous of them.” And then she closed her eyes and fell asleep too.
The next morning Applejack woke up. She tried to prise her eyes open, but they were stuck together – and when she finally did, her world was flooded with pain as daylight streamed into them. She smacked her lips, and they were dry and cracked like Granny Smith’s.
“Now what in tarnation happened last night, I wonder!” She couldn’t remember a thing. Slowly she looked around at the devastation of the crumpled blanket, the leftover snacks, cake crumbs and empty bottles. Twilight was still asleep, a goofy smile visible under the tangle of black and purple hair all over her face.
“Good morning sleepy-head!” chimed Pinkie Pie from the kitchen.
“Ah, uh... good mornin’” Applejack replied, staggering to her feet, her head pounding.
Pinkie poked her head out of the kitchen door and said, “Please don’t wake Twilight – she’s SUPER exhausted from last night!” She brought out a frying pan and flipped a couple of pancakes into the air, catching them effortlessly. “Now, are you a lemon and sugar pony, or a chocolate sauce pony!? HA, no WAIT!” She laughed, “You’re an APPLE-sauce pony, aren’t you!?”
At the word “apple” Applejack’s gorge rose. She swallowed with a grimace and replied, “No apples for a while, Pinkie Pie...” No apples for a long, long while!
“Chocolate sauce it is then!” laughed Pinkie, returning to the kitchen and leaving Applejack to crawl back into her sleeping-bag, holding her head and moaning, as Twilight slept blissfully on.

>>22476811
-------------Meanwhile, far to the East in the blue and cloudy skies over Stalliongrad, Fluttershy murmured and rolled over as she came out of a wonderful happy dream. She was lying on the white fluffiness of a cloud, and she smiled and snuggled closer into the warm softness. But something heavy and smelling strongly of sweat slipped on top of her, and a voice carried on hot breath said perkily: “Mornin’, Fluttershy!”
Fluttershy’s eyes snapped open, and she squealed “Eep!” and jumped away, shivering in fright against a puff of cloud. Rainbow Dash, her rainbow hair ruffled and a bright grin on her face came over and snuggled up to the shocked Pegasus pony.
“Aw c’mon Fluttershy – you weren’t so shy LAST night! Let’s do it AGAIN!”

>>22476777

Honestly, I like the first one more. The clenched fist looks more dramatic.

Does anyone have a link to the MLP RPG game? I've hooked my D&D crew on the show, so now I just gotta teach them some new rules.

>>22476827

>>22476862
our group uses the risus system, this page has links to the risus website, info on making pony characters, and a few other things

Thanks for the help with Silver Spoon's name everyone! Someone mentioned ganguros in the other MLP thread so now I'm imagining everyone as one. I guess they're more like kogals here though.

My favorite fanfic was of Rarity fitting a dress for Fluttershy and she's haveing ~feelings about it. I only saw it once.

>>22476944
derp, forgot the link
http://www.obsidianportal.com/campaigns/mlp-rpg

fluttershy needs more fanart

>>22476892
Thanks anon! You always deliver. Have some delicious blank flank.

>>22476967

Somepony needs to colour this...

Needs moar image macros

>>22476967

>>22476954
Sweet, learning new systems is always fun (unless it's FATAL).

>>22477100

>>22477113
risus is RETARDEDLY easy
all you need is a strong vocabulary and maybe tvtropes for ideas

This one took me awhile to make...

>>22477011
oh my hhhhhhngggg

SOMEBODY COLOR THIS

So, I''m not a regular to these threads, but if there's a bored drawfag in here, ever since you people started the 'bronie' thing I've wanted to see a ponyized version of The Rock named Jabronie Pony. I'm not sure what his brand or whatever they're called should be, but I thought I'd throw the idea out there.

>>22477100

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>>22476499
goddamn Pinkie Pie. I wish I could quit you.

>>22477161

>>22477100

>>22477182
>snootytwilight.jpg
>twilight

>>22476438

>>22476862
I think this is what you meant Anon.
http://puzzlesandponies.deviantart.com/
But as a fa/tg/uy I can vouch for risus.

>>22477113
>F.A.T.A.L
Oh god no.

we need more punch

My favorite

>>22477250

>implying you wouldnt drink delicious pony vomitus

>>22477246
our group took up risus before any "official" pony system was finished....
and shit, its such an open system it can be used for anything

>>22477250

Everybody else is drinking out of cups, but OPPP feels the need to drink right out of the bowl? What the fuck man? Her wife must put up with some real bullshit back home.

>>22476360
>iloveyou.jpg

>>22477267
tastes like rainbows an shame...

I like this one.

reposting because somepony mentioned posting wallpapers in the last thread

http://tanmansmantan.deviantart.com/gallery/27756111

>>22477316

>FOREVER A PONY

>>22477277

HEY ELRIC!!!! ELRIC!!!!!!! HEY! ELRIICCCCCCCCCC!!!!!

>hi

>>22477392

Why do you keep doing that to all the namefags?

SHOES

http://www.zazzle.com/bashamo/gifts?cg=196657557626152945

>>22477316

>>22477335

quit posting those shitty wallpapers, no one wants them.

>>22477411
Those are the gayest shoes I've ever seen.

>>22476259
Can I get a links post?

>>22477426
A high selling point I'm sure. I'd wear em

>>22477392

The only namefag of importance in mlp threads is Flash In The Pan. Everyone else may as well be anonymous.

>>22477402
because nobody answers me.....Im all alone....

>>22477426
>mfw you seem surprized by that

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>>22477461
What about MegaSweet?

>>22477426
Yes, I suppose they are rather brightly coloured.

>>22477466
uhm, hello then
dont wanna leave anypony out

>>22476259

pony orgasm face

>>22477411
Is it true that all profits from the shoes go to buying pony toys for Toys For Tots?

>>22477466

Dude, we're all forever alone. Wait, if we're all alone, then...

HOLY DICKS, PARADOX!!

>>22477426

Gee I wonder why that would be.

>my favorite recolor.

>>22477584
forever alone is bullshit anyway
sounds like something a vampirefag would say

>>22476967
Currently taking a stab at one.

While I'm failing at this, does anyone have download links for the episodes ripped from The Hub's site?
Apparently I only have the high quality videos up through Boast Busters.

>>22477580
Pretty much

>>22477590
Me am in Bizzaroquestria now?

>>22477557

Trixie is sad because her hat shrunk

>>22477599

Wait, we have vampirefags now? What the fuck are Twilight dweebs doing here?!

My true calling is eating cupcakes

>>22477310
who can possibly not love her? Fluttershy is the cutest pony ever

>>22477621
In Bizzaroquestria, they're all dudes.

So no, we've just found their evil clones.

>>22476827
AWESOME
>barrel rolls
I laughed so hard
I thought you were going to write a letter (rarity/applejack) what happened to that?
Also, will there be a continuation? or who was that pony that Twilight liked?

>>22477649
nono, i mean like...well, yes twilight but the BAD twilight
and vampire the masquerade, those guys are massive fags

>>22477658

>>22477658
>Fluttershy
Silly Anon, that's not how you spell Applebloom

Triple the horns, triple the fun! I do hope Trixie comes back in a future episode that revolves around her and Twilight.

>>22477658
indeed

Here /co/, I fixed my exploitable vector.

Go nuts.

Ponydom requires balance.

>>22477726
Applebloom is cutest filly, that's a whole nother category

So is there a .gif of the dancing unicorn yet, or what?

Did anyone else get choked up at this pic? It was like a brick to the face, damn you grimdark fags!
a bloo a bloo bloo bloo

>>22477803
>Did anyone else get choked up at this pic?

Yes. Now stop posting it.

This is my favorite gif.

>>22477687

THIS. THIS SO FUCKING HARD. Remember when vampires were good, and actually scary? Good times. Anyway, back to ponies, I'm split between Fluttershy and Twilight for waifu, they're both fucking adorable!

>>22477803

The dead Trixie one is more depressing...

>>22477766
She's got a flea on her mane.

The best Fan fiction is the one of Spike being old and dying. The fans can put together some nice stuff when they aren't posting stupid random shippings.

>>22477779
But she is a big pony!

>>22477766
That's adorable.
Honestly I support any kind of shipping as long as it's cute. Gay or no.
We need more cute.

THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH CUTE

>>22477839

Yeah but then they got all fagged up in the movies. Give me Dracula with the big butthead haircut anyday over some super model pansy.

>>22477803

The art of Trixie getting raped and the one of her getting killed was a lot worse for me, but I'm a Trixie fan, so go figure.

>>22477843

Oh shi~

Fixed.

yo guys! I saw this today near the lake from where I live, I was all scared and fucked but I took this photo with my old 40`s style camera, I know that is a shitty image but if u look close....well I think that is a seapony! the guys from /x/ says that I'm crazy and that this thing is just a log or a old boat, but fuck their theories its a sea pony!

>>22477839
Fluttershy is cute, but kinda overrated. She squeaks, and is withdrawn. Same as every girl from any Japanese moe. I like Twilight, she has character, and while socially retarded and a bit withdrawn/nerdy, she takes the initiative to try to open up. And does so adorably. She MADE 'Look before you sleep' watchable. And that episode is one of my favorites because of her. Mind you, Pinkie is STILL my favorite though. Twilight is close second.

>>22477846
I'd rather have the sex and the shipping than the grimdark, turning cheery MLP into something depressing and angsty is even more defiling

>>22477837
same here
>mfw

>>22477883

I need that raped Trixie pic.

>>22477657

wut

>>22477914
It wasn't grimdark though. I would link it if I had it, but it was pretty much a regular well-done piece of fiction, with a bright ending.

Don't post if you don't know what you are talking about.

I got carried away as fuck on this one. I just wanted to make a goddamn reaction image about her not being the last episode and the next thing I know I'm working on a full body. I'm still pretty proud on how it turned out.

What do you guys think?

Have some Sad Luna

>>22477963
well ok then

>>22477930
>Implying she doesn't want it.

>>22477846
>Old and Dying
I do not remember that one.
Do you mean the one where Applejack is old and dying, and Spike is about to take his big nap for the first time?

>>22477803

I don't get this and the other pics posted involving Pinkie and being sad about something.

I am generally new to this MLP thing, so did her parents really die or something and it is explained in an episode? Or is it just a thing you guys assume based on hints?

Good news everypony!
I just finished another rarity and spike comic!

btw anyone knows a functional serial for photoshop???

>>22477837
Thanks for this gif anon.I didn't have it...

>>22477930

The art is worse than No-Ink's and it's Snails. You don't want it.

>>22478012
try google

>>22477999

>>22478003
It's fanon, nothing more
See
>>22475034

Guys, I just thought of something, when I was watching the first few eps on youtube, there was someone comparing Pinkie to Luffy from One Piece. We need a drawfag to do a crossover, STAT!

>>22476522

Man, I love that warm fuzzy feeling when someone re-posts my art.

>>22477998
I will never get used to ponies have ahegaos.

>people claiming fluttershy is typical a japanese girl
>people claiming twilight is black
They're all white save for Zecora.

>>22477967
its good, i like it

Goddamit I need a drawfag to whip up Deadpool riding Rainbow Dash right fucking now

>>22477998
Whoever drew this could have made them look much more better.Failed rule 34....

>>22478090

HOLY GOD, YOU'RE ACTUALLY HERE!

Fucking awesome!

Hey ButterscotchSundae, you still there? I just wanted to tell you you're my favorite writefag

>>22478068

>>22477907
That's not a candy cane

>>22478049
I already tried google, but not luck

>>22477883
Aww, haha. I wasn't trying to make anyone have the sads with the dead trixie picture though! (I'd have made it prettier, if that were the case.) I was mostly did it because of the trixie trolling.

Think of it as a circle of life? Gilda's gotta eat!

>>22476522
NO!
BAD!
THAT IS NOT WHAT THE DEATH OF PONY'S WOULD LOOK LIKE
IT WOULD LOOK LIKE BINKY, THE REALEST HORSE THERE IS.
A BONE PONY WOULD JUST FALL APART ALL THE TIME.

>>22478090

You do good work, Reaper Pony for the win. Always liked this Derpy too.

Why do I love mean fillies?

>>22476499 to >>22476827
i liek dis

>>22477897
I'd like it if the fanon lean more towards Dash being an aggressive bisexual, rather than just a lesbian.
I find difficult to imagine that she wouldn't take a stallion from time to time.
Have your candy vag and get get pounded too.

>>22478124
But he'd obviously be riding Pinkie Pie. They can break the 4ht wall together and gallop across the multiverse!

>>22478099
People bitching over race in a cartoon about PONIES!!!

>>22478164
you need a crack, not a serial key

>>22478171
SQEAK!

>>22478172

Quil's also the one who first recommended the show to me. I kinda pissed her off when I asked if that damn show was still running.

>>22478164

Astalavista.box.sk but make sure to have your force fields at max charge...

>>22478175
oh yes, lick some more.
we need more loli pony yuri action

>>22478232

No, we really don't.

>>22477999
Oh, I like that one. It's probably my favorite fanfaction here.

ok /co/ imagine this...

minecraft combined with MLP on an unreal engine

>>22478315
I... Uh, wha-

>>22478315

>people claiming fluttershy is typical a japanese girl
Let's admit that fluttershy share some "moe" features
>people claiming twilight is black
Twilight is purple,her human counterpart is black

Any drawfags taking requests right now?

Apple Bloom kissing Spike on the cheek.

To whoever did the Pinkie, Twilight, and Applejack sleepover... My body wasn't ready... I used to despise porn and whatnot, but even the porn is so damn cute it's irresi-stable.

>>22478199
What? crack?
I fucking love crack!

there are many, many good ones floating around. I almost can't choose. But I have to give a shout out to the guy who does these, pic related. They get a laugh out of me every time

>>22478290
OH is there a second part to that!?!?

>>22477907
>fluttershy
>overrated
>Same as every girl from any Japanese moe

>>22478147
I was off doing stuff.
Thanks anon. Anything you'd like to read about? A little DashBloom perhaps?

>>22478315

this reminds me, why is rainbow dash the only one in Red Dead Redemption?

yeesh alot of shit happened while I drew this.
Pinkie Pike

>>22478366
that would be me.
there is better quality images of the comics on my deviant

>>22478373
Nope. I have others from the same writer though (I think). As a warning, this one is pretty fucking dark.

moving here...

I don't think I'll be able to finish up my second AppleDash in time to post it before the previous thread 404's. Trying to make this one more light-hearted...instead I almost kill Rainbow Dash...

>>22478432
A sad one about Trixie.

What do you bronies think about this? Being a fluttershy fan myself, I found it pretty accurate...

>>22477766
Yes, yes! More BigRainbow!

Speaking of which, wasn't there a fic about these two?

Attempting a Fluttershy picture, never drawn a pony before this. Does it look alright so far?

>>22478171
DAMN STRAIGHT.

>>22478355
wow that image there is beautiful, it's the one I've been waiting for

>>22478355
Thanks anon. Next installment will probably be some ApplejackRarity, although I have some ideas for FlutterDash - but Fluttershy is hard to write.

>>22478465
This is the last one.

Rarity is top tier

Ruffians better recognize.

>>22478466
But Fluttershy IS my waifu. I've already done 2 fan arts, which makes her completely my waifu.

>>22478399
>DashBloom
what? that's sick and awesome
I don't know what I'd like to read about.
too many things in my head, Gilda and Pinkie, PinkieDash, RarityApplejack Brockeback ponyville.

I just don't know what to choose.

>>22478466
flutterbros!, accurate indeed

i'd post the brohoof but i don't have it

>>22477998
what's all this rape I keep hearing about? It looks consensual.

>>22478542

>>22478420
Now THIS is the cancer killing mlp.

Captcha: Coltist companions
fucking misogynists.

>>22478465

Wow, that is depressing as all hell.

Um... Anon-kun, I um... wrote some... um, RainbowShy... if you would like to um, r-read ... *squeak*

>>22478484

Looks good, I like your style. Will you be staying long?

I READ SOMEWHERE THAT VIOLENT, ANTI-SOCIAL CRIME'S ALMOST UNHEARD OF IN PONYLAND!

HOW'S ABOUT WE TAKE THEM TO SCHOOL!

LORD DEATH MAN!

>>22478399
>DashBloom
what? that's sick and awesome
I don't know what I'd like to read about.
too many things in my head, Gilda and Pinkie, PinkieDash, RarityApplejack Brockeback ponyville.

I just don't know what to choose.
Pinkie and Dash please?

>>22478542
man what about an epic brofist!!

>>22478561

Wut? All I see is Pinkie Pie cosplaying as Roy. You sayin' that Golden Sun is MLP's cancer? Nigger, you'd best be joking.

>>22478601
Not tonight, no; gotta' get to bed to fight off the sick.

Now to draw an adorable, white bunny.

>>22478680

Yeah, you caught me, I was trolling, but seriously, what's so bad about that pic?

>>22478618 PinkieDash

Ok anon. I'll put it in the pipeline.

>>22478399

Dashbloom!? Yes plz!

>>22478068
People liked my story? Thanks guys.
I never did any creative writing before. So Thank you.

>>22478774

Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0-Tx1WCXKg

I have a brilliant idea for for a Dashbloom fic.

Dash politely refuses Apple Bloom's advances because she's not a pedofilly.

>>22478661

Anthro? check
Crossover? check
Large tits? check
Looking hardcore? check

So does anyone have screenshots saved of some of the original MLP threads right after the new cartoon came out? I saw a montage, some of them had 500+ posts

>>22478884
I'm ok with this, for once

mfw image limit

>>22478905
i do, but image limit

>>22478905
Here, have an entire archive:

http://www.determinismsucks.net/archive/

>>22478884

The reverse is a better idea.

I don't mind imagelimit at all. This is the best time for writefriends and discussions to flourish, but too many bronies are eager to jump ship to another thread as soon as we hit 151.

Can't we jut relax for a bit in one of these threads?

>>22478425

well keep being awesome

>>22478966
I say yes, as we're not at bump limit.

>>22478966

Well, it is an imageboard. people like posting images.

>>22478884

How about some TrixieBloom while you're at it?

Apple Bloom on her quest to discover her hidden talents to reveal her Cutie Mark runs into the most boastful of ponies. Trixie's personal lessons aren't quite what Apple Bloom had in mind.

>>22478420
Oh hey! What's up?

dinofag here with i'm certain is a thoroughly unwanted teaser.

i'm finishing up my first writefag within the universe. sadly it kind of jumps into the middle of the scenario so it might be a bit piecemeal with terms and concepts. all you need to know is that it will be meant to be read with this playing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDuTqowK2Fw

Does Celestia have power over nuclear fusion?

If so... She could have wiped all the human race herself.

>>22479027
talk instead of draw? uh... hi I draw.

>>22479051

or just dropped an asteroid on the planet, or several in strategic locations, as she does seem to have cosmic powers

>>22479051
That's silly. She used her pony radiation to mutate all of humanity into ponies.

Those who rejected her rule became the awful creatures of the Everfree forest.

>>22479037

Can you please stop posting this shit in these threads? Nobody cares. It's not even slightly related, you're just a pathetic attention whore.

>>22479068

well, actually, apocalypse by pony-fication would explain a lot of things. Like why there are no humans, and why the ponies use tons of stuff clearly designed for creatures with hands.

>>22478896
last time I drew Pinkie her tits were 70% larger. Poison joke can cause swelling in the funnest places

>>22479066

Nah man. Manipulating giant space rocks is what Luna does.

She probably took out the humans who were living in places they didn't want to completely obliterate/irradiate, such as the land that eventually became Equestria. If she's really accurate, she could basically snipe anyone on the surface of the planet with the equivalent of high explosives.

Then they bred with normal horses, producing the three weaker (and often stupider?) races of pony.

>>22479112
I'm tempted to go full writefag and run with this concept...

New thread?

>>22479191
waiting till the bump limit
10 more posts

I'm looking to make my ponies more funny and/or dynamic but I'm having some blocks. Anybody have any ideas that don't involved shipping?

but I wanna post my OC NOOOOOOOOOOW

I'm surprised there isn't more talk about the male ponies in the most recent episode.
There were even baby boys!
I bet the draw/templatefags were happy.

>>22479226
merrrrr

>>22479140

Megamilk Pinkie? Not sure if want.

>>22479249
hurrrrr

>>22479260
slurrrrrrrr

>>22479219

>I'm looking to make my ponies more funny and/or dynamic but I'm having some blocks. Anybody have any ideas

Yeah sure I've got som-

>that don't involved shipping?

Nope.

>>22476685
>Te Equus Habeo Vitae
The horses have life?

LAST BUMP

dash/bloom ftw

>>22479159
FUND IT.

>>22479159

Do it.

i rather have grimdark stuff than shipping and porn

>>22479219
what, like drawing or writing?
for drawing, use the skeletal system weeapony made, you can make all kinds of crazy poses and then build the body around that. then maybe enlogate or squish it in places for added effect

for writing? err, throw in some extra mythological creatures i guess. maybe they come across a hydra?

>>22479333
ITT: OPINIONS

>>22479316
>>22479324
Righto. I'll get on that after I scribble down some ideas.

What's a suitable genesis for Celestia? Genetically engineered miracle gone awry, or cosmic deity descended to Earth?

so for all the bitching is there a new thread yet?

>>22479385

nope.

Hey, anyone on that posted a picture earlier? The old general has 404'd so somebody can bring over the general image so this gets archived.

>>22479384

Horse that fell into a vat of solar panals.

>>22479367
Drawing. I should be more specific. I just want ideas on what to draw. I'm not taking request per se I just want some ideas.

>>22479333
You know what I'd really like? Shipping in a grimdark setting, with some tasteful erotica thrown in.

will this thread get archived?

>>22479437
Not unless someone deletes a post and posts the general image. The general image that was posted was a jpg and not the png.

I gots a png if no one else does.

actually I don't think I've ever posted an image I don't know how to make 'em

>>22479585
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>>22479418
well, hrm.
how about just making up some action-y scenes that the gang might get into. wrastlin' a manticore, having a polite tea gathering with a dragon, maybe give twilight an excuse to roll a nat 20 on mage hand 5 rounds in a row again. Maybe a duel between luna and a possessed celestia

now that i think about it, this show doesn't really have much interesting action.

So... why hasn't anyone shooped Applebloom onto that "I love being strong!" Picture yet?

almost done with the second AppleDash

>>22479617

My body is ready.

I'm wrapping up a short bit of writefaggotry starring Derpy and Applebloom. Should I post it here or in ze new thread?

>>22479995
New thread, probably

Is there a new thread now?

I'm feeling antsy.

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It's over here:
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I've written a few more than that. Thanks for enjoying them, you've made me happy. I think I'll dump all of them tomorrow when I'm finished with my latest. If you'd like.