Because she's Rainbow Fucking Dash.

Work is for working, not for playing. You could be costing your company thousands of dollars. Christ, you're as useless as Rarity.

Also, sage for starting a new thread.

little pony is cute

tomboy pony is awesome

awesome outclasses cute

>>22465312

You missed the part where he said he was on break.

>>22465312
Breaks are mandatory good anon. When I work 7am to 3pm I have no choice but to take a 30 minute break somewhere in there.

>mlp

>>22465325
Ponies inherit the Earth.

Why, why are you spreading this?

>>22463854 Take it to the general buddy, can't have many threads floating around

>>22465409
I don't post in shitty bot threads

>>22465271
Where do you work OP?

That corporate culture must be nuts to allow ponies all over the place.

>>22465495
just a boxing company in an unnamed location i'm probably not going to post on 4chan.

>>22465271
Fluttershy was here, dash is a loser.

This thread makes me derp so hard

There's already a thread for this people. It is on the front page this very moment. You do not need to start another Pony thread for this shit.

>>22466096
a bot thread with no personality

>>22466106

And a buttload of pissed off /co/ people to rape you silently into the night. Enjoy!

>>22465271
Ummm, what exactly is your job?

And why is nobody bothered by the manchild watching MLP?

>>22466106
And what exactly do you mean by a bot thread?

MLP Generals are at least started by actual people and all of the actual conversation and contribution is from actual people.

Unless you think we've developed some kind of crazy AI system that samefags entire threads. Which is crazier than Pinky Pie.

>>22466257
People around work know I'm completely crazy. I've been there for 3 years now, along with everyone else (the pay and benefits are just awesome).

It's the way you present yourself. They know I don't give a crap what people think. Sure a few of them think its weird that 3 of us are in the break room watching my little pony, and DVR'ing it for everyone else. That doesn't mean we can't enjoy it. It's becoming sort of a cult following at work.

>>22466473
>DVRs in the breakroom.

Work for a pay-TV provider?

>>22466349
I think what they mean is that the other thread was made by "Here be ponies" or whatever - so there's no OP to get discussion going, no topic that distinguishes it from the last five generals.

It's a valid complaint - the old "how to make a general" instructions used to recommend that you start off with an actual topic to get talk going.

That said, it's still the general thread.

>>22466708
Hey don't dig too deep!

>>22466777

Exactly, the last 10 generals have been the same exact image/topic created by the same exact person who immediately posts the MLP GENERAL image and sucks everyone into his useless topicless post.

BORING

I'd rather post in a trixie thread, but dash is better anyway

>>22466953
>mountain time, DVR in the break room.

I'm 50% sure I know who you work for.

>>22466988
I'd be amazed if you did

>>22467534
Direct tv or dish network. I cant decide which.

>>22467628
nope

We have deals with one of the 2 but i dont actually work for the companies.

>>22467672
Echostar.

>>22467767
nope

Damn. Well, I had fun trying.

>>22467847


It's just a boxing and junk company, one of a million

>>22465312
You're a company fagot right? Man how I hate you types.

Be a good little bitch and get underneath my desk and suck me off next time raises are announced.

I'm a manager for a small help desk. I don't give a fuck if my team watches shows or whatever. The managers even agree with me.

As anyone who has any common sense will tell you, people get shit done a lot better while having a fun time at work.

>>22467950
See, I just assume there are maybe fifteen businesses in the mountain time zone.

>>22467973
>implying I need a raise when I'm already making 100% more than the majority of my age groups wages.

This is a dream job for my age (18). I spend maybe 20% of my paycheck, the rest is just thrown into savings and fun. And unlike you, our managers actually kick ass. We spend most of the day just playing games since the workload is so small.

Don't..die..on..me

>>22466953
I agree with this. Although I have no discussion fuel for the thread.

New MLP General?

Anyway, I think Luna should look like Snow White, black hair and pale skin.

fixed this whit a less chocolated twilight

>>22469229
>>22469260
WTF dude ?

>>22469229
>>22469229
Luna should look like Hotaru Tomoe

>>22469260
What if we want an even MORE chocolate Twilight?

>>22469229
...this was a show aimed at little girls..

..ok, it was funny and heartwarming plus a little of nostalgia elements and , well, not typical pony design...

...its ok to enjoy it even when you are not the Target demographic...

but.../co/ why every cartoon female gives you sucha raging boner...?

WHY?

I mean /a/, well,...thats the sole purpose of most female charaters in those shows...

but /co/?

dude,...really...

Next thing you know /v/ will get Creeper porn or something....

>>22469293
see
>>22468790

Since it's been reposted in this thread, I want to ask....how would your perception of the show change if the cast was human? Obviously, the title of the series would be changed, but say everything else remained the same.

>>22469229
>>22469260
There are now 4 different coloring jobs on this

>>22469340
there would be mroe porn of it....much more

>>22469229
but thats trixie

>>22469310
>implying /co/ has ever been any better than /a/

Same shit, different continent, despite whatever you tell yourself at night

Somepony asked for Twilight a bit darker, so here she is with Trixie's skin tone.

Also, taking coloring requests for the night.

>>22469340
>if the cast was human?
Do people not understand this?
DIFFERENT CHARACTERS = DIFFERENT SHOW.
IF BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD WERE PONIES, IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME SHOW.
IF MLP WERE HUMANS, IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME SHOW.

God damn it, it's really simple.

>>22469310
/r/ing creeper porn

>>22469367


Oh no, there was a time when /co/ was by far one of the best boards on 4chan..

Now...not so much

>>22469375
NOW WE'RE TALKEN

>>22469367
>he thinks /a/ and /co/ are the same
Trololololo
And limericks are the same as haikus, amirite?

EVERYBODY BE MAD

>>22469377
>BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD
>as ponies in Equestria

FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT

>>22469310
This is the internet.

No, let me go further. This is an anonymous imageboard on the internet. People get off to everything; if they didn't, "rule 34" wouldn't be a "rule" to begin with. And this is the kind of place where the people who want that material are likely to gather.

I don't like porn, myself. And for the sake of people who really are disturbed by it, I think people should use spoiler tags. But I recognize that it WILL happen, and furthermore that it happening is part of the essential nature of this website. And thinking that it won't happen because of the subject matter seems like the peak of naivete to me.

>>22469310
>Next thing you know /v/ will get Creeper porn or something....
Pretty sure I've seen that before.

needs more Applejack and Luna

>>22469377
And this is how a horse fetishist justifies his inability to enjoy a show with the cast being horses

>>22469423
...i am ok with this....

>>22469423

>>22469433
>person with 945x945 tablet
DO MORE DERPY ART

>>22469219
>Hey Nanaki, you should color a black version of everyone.
>Like forever.

CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

>>22469476
its not the same, whe still need the AC/DC and Metallica cutie marks...

where is my my little timelord
I HUNGER FOR HORSES

>>22469485


AWWWW YEAH

GIMME THE CHOCOLATE NANAKI

Much appreciated.

>>22469485
>>22469375
>>22469260
>>22469229
who's that supposed to be on the far right with the purple hair?
Her human version is absolutely smoking.

Is the Rarity-hair-questioner in new thread?

What kind of gradient?

>>22469544
Rarity.

She's the only other character with purple hair, yo.

>>22469485
You call that black? Blushing and pink nipples? Boy you don't know what BLACK is.

>>22469485
I hate black twilight
but DAMN this is awesome

Here's the former Queen of Ponies (with a debut of Spike the Dragon).

>last general in a nutshell

That being said, how is everybronies day going?

I think I'm just going to watch the entire fifth series of Doctor Who and replace everyone with ponies, then write a fic of it, and then give it to you all.
How does that sound?

>>22469544
Rarity.

There special talents are being rich bitches

So /co/, what would your cutie mark be?

>>22469592
>There
>repost from another thread

>>22469485

>black woman
>pink nipples

Dude...

>>22469622


Music notes and boxing gloves.

>>22469622
A solar system. Because I dream big and I love science fiction.

>>22469569

Instant thread derail in an Adventure Time thread would probably be "Anime has better animation!".

>>22469622

My cutie mark would be a black VOID to better exhibit my DARK AND TROUBLED SOUUULLL

>>22469559
That woman's eyes are ORANGE.
What the hell?

>>22469445

>>22469547
I have no idea how to describe this.
I was gonna give you an example from another thing I found on google, but then I realized it only slightly matched the tail, and then the hair is some completely fuck different thing that science couldn't even begin to replicate.

>>22469622
A pipe, because Celestia knows I some enough. I'd be a tobacconist.

>>22469622
I have no fucking idea.
>mfw I'm 20 and don't have my cutie mark yet

Look, guys, let's resolve this whole issue once and for all:

I'm not going to lie. I am racist as fuck. The town I grew up in was overrun by violent, african-american gangs, that made life a living HELL for everyone who tried to do anything with their lives, ESPECIALLY young black men. But in the end those young black men ALWAYS became like those gang members; fluked out of school, became drug dealers, robbers, whatever, that all yelled about how "whitey was keeping them down" DESPITE them being given every chance in the world to become model citizens (I eventually moved out of that shithole to another country altogether), but I have yet to see a person of african descent act the opposite of this.

However, I think the Twilight thing is stupid. Yes, I have a hard time seeing an intelligent and friendly pony has her as a black person, because I have never met one like that. But it's equally stupid to just make her colored to spark controversy/fill some sort of imaginary PC quota, as it is to instantly flip your shit because someone colored her human version in a way.

That's my two cents, anyway. I hope someone listens.

>>22469670
It's common for people from poor countries to have red/orange eyes.

Where I can find this in 720p? >:(

>>22469622
A collection of fine mustaches, of course.
For there is no one who can rock a fake mustache like I can.

>>22469622
Probably something book related
My dream job is a used book store

>>22469697
EROTIC

Any stream's happening soon? I wanna watch it with some /co/mrades.

>>22469697

I bet Pinkie Pie could lick a mean candy vag with that huge tongue if she ever learned how to wield its great power.

>>22469732
>fill some sort of imaginary PC quota
I think this is it.

MS doesn't draw her with African features, why give her dark skin?

>>22469629
Whoops, lemme fix that.

>>22469737
On Hub HD!

This race controversy is hilarious to me.

Also, I'm back on track with this bitch, but I've gotta head out to a party. So I'll finish it up when I get back.

>>22469767

>I bet Pinkie Pie could lick a mean candy vag with that huge tongue

Funny you should mention that...

>>22469622

Three falling bombs.

>>22469782
Now yer talkin'. I'm going to assume the blue eyes are contact lenses.

>>22469569

Pretty good. Went to a bar with my bronies and discussed last night's episode over jihad-burgers and whisky. Then we went to see Season of the Witch.

Why don't I believe you have a job?

>>22469683

Pony hair is threaded in two rows. You could probably get hair in similar shades of purple and blue and do one side purple, one side blue. It wouldn't be hard, but you'd need patience and to match the blue and purple well so they look nice together

>>22469775
Why not?
They're stylized and colouring them all the same bores me.

And no one should care since it's very easy to change it if you like the picture but not the colour choices.

/r/ Applebloom gif of her spinning in circles trying to see her flank

>>22469795
Damn it, if only sucking on tits did anything to me... the rest of your porn is so sexy.

>>22469782
>>22469485
>>22469375

No really, WHY? Do you do this just to make people mad? To make people bicker among themselves in these threads? Just to be a dick?

I hate humanized ponies, regardless of skin color. That is all. Now back to our show

>>22469833

Here you go brony

>>22469795

Suck those tits! Suck 'em raw!

>>22469795
yesssssss

>>22469795
Looking fantastic so far.

Official races:
Twilight Sparkle: Asian
Applejack: White
Pinkie Pie: Irish
Rarity: Jewish
Rainbow Dash: Spanish, not some Mexican half-breed.
Fluttershy: Dovakin

>>22469592

Yey i finished, this is the AppleJack edit, and i'm Sorry.. I didn't want to make it pr0n, the idea of this made me giggle so i left it.

>>22469844
Fuck off or accept it.

He'll color however the fuck he wants.

Problem?

>>22469795
Oh oh
I was hoping to see you. Do you have some form of website with all your pony art or something?
I would greatly appreciate it.

>>22469860
That's fantastic!
Pinkie even has "this little bitch done gone crazy" look on her face.

>>22469860
that meakme feel dizzy

>>22469860
whoa, that is way too fast.
I was thinking the scene while she was helping applejack, specifically.

>>22469558
>>22469574
derp
ya, you guys are right.
forgot about that.

>>22469875

>spoilertag fail

Well its official... this thread is shit

I'm out

>>22469732
>I have yet to see a person of african descent act the opposite of this.

man, where the FUCK do you live? Most of the black peoples I've met/know heve been the complete opposite of what you describe, and mostly have just been normal, cool people.

White supremacist furries
White supremacist furries everywhere

>>22469809
Sounds like a pretty good time to me

Also if any TF2 Bronies are interested there is a Pony server thats usually up, however the number of people playing on it varies

It could always use more though!

IP: 174.143.154.39:27015

I might be on it later

>>22469732

You should be like me and live in a place where seeing a black person isn't very common.

>>22469899
Why is Rainbow Dash a fucking nigger?

moar lol ponis

There, compromise.

>>22469809
what are jihad burgers and where can i get them?

>>22469880

Ask me again later. There's too much heat ITT and I'd like to avoid it by drawing more attention to myself.

I'm in these thread pretty often now, so it shouldn't be hard to find me.

Gotta go.

It's threads like these that make me hate humanized ponies

>>22469875
dat ahegao~

>>22469958
is a tan not a nigger

>>22469622

>projecting sexuality
>pornographic fanart
>racism

Be proud, ponyfags.

>>22469860

You spin me right round, baby
right round like a record, baby
Right round round round

>>22469767
"AAH! Pinkie what are you doing?!"

>>22469901

>Bitches for spoiler tag
>Nothing in the picture warrants one

Go back to your nunnery.

>>22469969
That's actually perfect.

>>22469901
There is no adult situation hence i didn't spoiler, it just your IMAGINATION..

>>22469993
Welcome to 4chan!
Have a complimentary box of butthurt.

>>22469993
>implying pornagraphic fanart is a bad thing or uncommon amongst all other fandoms

>>22469969
Twilight Sparkle looks like she's choking.

I wonder how much Equestria's standards have changed over a thousand years...

>>22469969
>rarity is still white
Dohoho.

>>22469969

>>22469875
Thanks a lot!
you should have made the porn one anyway

>>22469979

You should request pony fanart from the drawfags.

I'm sure they'd accommodate you. They're all pretty chill here.

>>22469969
Let me improve that for you.

>>22469847
This.

>>22470062
The fuck is a fetlock?

>>22470062
that took me a second to get but I loled

Is there any Scootaloo fanart yet?

>>22470062
Okay, I laughed. I admit it.

>hear celestia and RPG in the same advertisment
>neck hurts from how quickly I looked at the screen
>see white pegasus
>DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRU-
>it was all a coincidence, no Pony MMORPG
>a sad twilight.jpg

>>22470087
The metacarpophalangeal and metatarsophalangeal joint

I ship TwilightxCelestia

ITT /co/ refuses to deal with it

>>22470068
I suppose i could make it filthy..

>>22469994

Someone must make a video out of this, Applebloom spinning while You Spin Me Round plays.

>>>/u/987939
Yuri thread

>>22470087
It's the lower part of a horse's leg, behind their hoof. Also it's the fluff that's sometimes there.

>>22470087

It's a joint in a horse/ponies foot

The one just above the hoof I believe

>>22470087

Google. do you know it.

>>22470087

The longer/thicker hair that some breeds of horses have around their hooves. Like those budweiser horses.

Big Mac has them.

>>22470087
horse ankle

>>22470123
You're not alone bro

I think MLP is a great show, but how come the fans are so fucking boring?

>>22470097

no, but there is this

Let's just all come to a compromise and have Twilight be Asian.

Either East or West.

>>22470123

>>22470156

We have our good moments...


And then we have These moments

Unfortunately, with the Pony drought just beginning, it's likely to get worse. But I for one will never abandon the cause, I will never lower the flag of bronydom, even for a moment.

>>22470167
...Why is she wearing a skirt?
WHY IS SHE WEARING A SKIRT OH GOD WARGLBARGLGLARGL

>>22470156

How is it boring? This shit is hilarious.

>>22470203

I believe it was part of the original request that she be in a schoolgirl outfit

~CHIKN404 13 minutes ago
There exists some not insignificant controversy amongst MLP fans.

When drawn as a human, should Twilight be black?
HEY SHIT HEADS DON'T BOTHER LAUREN WITH THIS RACIST BULLSHIT

>>22470154

>Twilight's face

Is there such a thing as a seahorse pony?

>>22470087

She's basically saying his ankles are bare.

>>22469912
>>22469912
>>22469912
>>22469912

Scratch that, Im on it right now as Waffles

Alright you guys, which one of you was this?

>>22470219

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!

All of it's drawfagging or writefagging now. Not that these are necessarily bad, but it's kinda gotten boring after a while.

I miss the pony politics talk.

>>22470219

You're kidding me. Tell me you're kidding me.

Tell me someone didn't post that on Lauren's DA. PLEASE.

>>22470001

Pinkie was all up in that!

>>22470219
someone actually asked Faust about this?
-mfw

>>22470233

>seahorse pony

YOU DABBLE IN FORCES YOU COULD NOT HOPE TO COMPREHEND!

>>22470233
Shoo-bidoo, shup-shubidoo
O
Call upon the Sea-Ponies
When you're in distress!
Helpful-as-can-be-ponies,
simply signal SOS!

>>22470219
I AM LITERALLY MAD ABOUT THIS SHIT NOW
STOP IT

I'd like to request moar delicious humanized Ponies lezzing out.

For science.

>>22469912

Ron Perlman was good, but Nicholas Cage and the plot were shit. My favourite part was how it took ten years of fighting in the fucking CRUSADES for Cage to develop a conscience. But it was alright because we played some arcade game about big-game-hunting dinosaurs in the lobby afterwards, which was fucking tits.

>>22469970

A jihad burger is the local term for obscene burgers, after someone ordered one so large that our brown friend said that it was the exact reason why extremists put a jihad on the west. Generally it should be as tall as a Shaggy Sandwich to classify as a jihad burger.

Over the burgers we discussed how even though on paper we should've hated Call of the Cutie (no Fluttershy or Rarity), we still fucking loved it. Couldn't work out exactly why, though.

>>22470228
There's a sequel, but I forgot to save it

>>22470263

>kinda gotten boring after a while.

Speak for yourself man, as I'm highly entertained.

>>22470309

Just please don't post long-ass awkward damage control posts, just ignore it don't respond.

HEY YOU STUPID NIGGERS laurn has drawn the human ponys herself its on her da page and twilight is white

with so many colors and styles of hairstyle I am thinking that the little pony are the reincarnations previous to Strawberry Cake and his friends.

>>22470219
Wow, that is just sad as hell.

>>22470263
>I miss the pony politics talk.

That's the stuff I'd actually skip in past threads. Not my thing.

>enter thread
>"ooh, some new MS humanized art! and it's colored! awesome!"
>continue on
>>22470219
>mfw
Goddammit. It's one thing to have this bullshit clog up the threads but did you really have to bug Lauren with this bullshit? Here's what she's going to say:

"The ponies don't have races, they are ponies."

Christ, people.

This needs a caption methinks.

>>22470233
There were in the old gens. Doubt it in Fim though

>>22470193
Well, at least you admit you're a furfag.

>>22470310
see
>>22470129

>>22470219
Reply: There are no human races in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Officially Twilight only exists as a pony.

>>22470255
>sub-dermal mounting for horn attachment = YES
Somebody was masturbating hard while they typed that.

>>22470219

I am one of the people that get mad about people making Twilight a negress but this is going too far.

>>22470364

How about.... "Why the fuck... Do I sound like a retard?"

>>22470062
Fetlocks?
>google search.
Ill be damned. I am learning more about horses every day thanks to /co.

>>22470363
anyone who even posts on her comment page regarding anything going down on /co/ really does need to be sterilized

>>22469592

>>22470255
>>22470255
DON'T TRY TO IGNORE ME
I KNOW ONE OF YOU FUCKERS MADE THIS

>>22470348

So it appears the man responsible for this amazing human lesbrony art is named MS? Does he have a site? Does he take requests?

Throwing this in here. Maybe she should be facepalming or shrugging? I don't know.

>>22470219

Ignore him, for the love of God.

>>22470308
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM

What are the politics of this fanbase creating sexual orientations, relationships, and even personalities for these characters?

Because I think that's a discussion we need to be having. Not to mention the visibility and diversity issues...

>>22469795
I love you man.

Have fun.

>>22470456

people seem to be down with anything so long as you keep them ponies. Go into human stuff and it becomes a minefield

>>22470364

Anyone have a link to the epic /v/ pony thread?

>>22470233
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM

SHOO BEE DOO

>>22470445

....get that shit out of here

>>22470437

Pretty sure he drew those ariel and april oneil pics too.

The style looks the same.

>>22470445
>That expression.
YES.

>>22470456

>politics

It's like you're really in Taiwan

>>22470409
really, any discussion of /co/ on her page makes me cringe. I can just imagine her annoyance that everyone uses her comments as their own personal message board for talking about /co/ shit. but does she really, really need to be bothered with that?

it's like if someone bothered to ask Chuck Jones if Bugs Bunny would be black if he were drawn as a human. It's just stupid.

>>22470348
>Strawberry Shortcake
YOU FOOL! What have you done!? American Greetings is going to shut down 4chan now for posting that picture!

>>22470437
He has a DA with no pony art on it at all
Dunno if he wants it tied to this shit
Hence why I was asking in here if he had a pony website at all

>>22470456

No way.
Just quit overreacting everything. As soon as you drag 'politics' into something it begins to suck.

>>22470364

"my sacks are gigantique"

>>22470508
>it's like if someone bothered to ask Chuck Jones if Bugs Bunny would be black if he were drawn as a human. It's just stupid.
And then you got me thinking of human Daffy Duck.
Fuck.

>>22470364

bon bon caption? Probably something along the lines of "HURRR"

>>22470508

This.

When will there be new episodes?

;_;

>>22470541
Says you.

>>22470372
Problem, guy?

>>22470437
He's right there
>>22469795

>>22469795
I love you and everything you make.

>>22469795
...Why does this image remind me of YKK? Why must you ruin my fond memories MS?

DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT!!!!

>>22470123

the real second part of the story.

In a way, it's even sadder.... ;_;

>>22470630
GODDAMMIT!!!

WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE IS THAT FOR YOUR KID???!!!

>>22470630

I fucking lol'd at that. SOMEPONY forgot that she had evolved into a functioning member of a civilization or something

>>22469969
Damnit, stop with the recolors, I keep going to paheal with the same picture. They're gonna get mad.

something i color

Fuck, more Shipping. Ah well Might as well /r/ this

>Derpy, Showers, Doctor Hooves, Trixie, A royal guard in broken Armour, and a team of Zebra Mercenaries fighting on a death star like battle ship in a shape of a war horse and being swarmed by Steam-punk War horses. Derpy is wielding Dual Chain-guns, Showers has a Rocket launcher attach to her back, Doctor hooves is ripping through fucking space and time with his cane in his mouth. The Royal guard is covered in C4 and has the trigger in his mouth, and the Zebras are equipped with various rifles.

>>22470690
>Doctor Hooves
Took me a second, but when I got it, I lol'd hard. He's the one from Gallopfrey, right?

When are they going to do a weight gain episode

>>22470652

That was a hilarious moment, I was like "what an animal" and then realized she's a pony but still...

>>22470673
If I remember correctly. She was looking around to make sure no one was watching her..hmm..

>>22470541
That's a misconception. Politics isn't "dragged into" things. It's implicit in everything. It's just that when someone raises uncomfortable questions (what race/ethnicity are the ponies? are there trans- or genderqueer ponies?), some people get nervous and react angrily. Usually people who feel their status may be threatened -- often, though not always, white hetero cismen.

But as we grow as a community, we're going to have to address these issues.

Do you think that in-universe Applebloom loses it if Fluttershy draws a picture of Winona and Spike ponified as Unicorns?

>>22470720

still a relevant criticism as the other ponies were using glasses, the ones RIGHT NEXT TO THE BOWL. Shes just a derp. Or slightly more feral than your ponyville regulars. Maybe shes an immigrant. We have also seen her sleeping outdoors in the middle of the day, so somethings up with her.

>>22470752
This guy is a troll. Please stop feeding him.

>>22470779
Or, you know, she's lazy. They do a lot of stuff with their mouths anyway. No one was looking, so rather than use her mouth to pour herself a glass, she just went right for the source.

>>22470752
>what race/ethnicity are the ponies?
Earth, Pegasus, Unicorn, and Pegasus-Unicorn.

>are there trans- or genderqueer ponies?
There is no sexuality in the show.

Next.

>>22470309
>>22470289
>>22470268
Oh hey there!

>>22470718
>mfw I found the way to rid /co/ of this shitty addiction to pony shit

>>22470364

Well guys, seems I'm faaaaaar too late this time.

Still, here is my version.

If you were a pony, what would your ideal pony life be like?

I would be a unicorn who loves to write fantastic stories... and then I meet the Doctor and we go on adventures! Yay!

http://www.dolldivine.com/pony.html
also have fun with that bronies. Make your pony-self!

>>22470858
How about spoiler tagging it?

>>22470779
She has a cutie mark consisting of grapes and strawberries.
You are now aware that she is either dedicated to Dionysean lazing about all day, a drunk, or a winemaker.

So, is Twilight "black"? Like how Daffy Duck is a anthropomorphic caricature of a black man and so on?

Theory: Ponies' saliva magically contains a very powerful disinfectant.

>>22470821
Uh, I see plenty of bronies have no problem talking about pony sexuality...as long as it's the straight-male-fantasy version of lesbianism. Male gaze much?

As for race, I'm not the first to raise this issue, though those who've done so before have done it inadvertently, by demonstrating their racism. You know what I'm talking about. By dodging the issue, you're only helping the bigots by keeping it out of discussion.

>>22470891
I apologize for nothing.

>>22470752

We are on an image board. If you want this then open an MLP fan forum where you can discuss this because here you will just stir up shit and achieve the exact opposite of what you want.

>>22470652
policepony.jpg
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

>>22470858
do a version with asian twilight please

>>22470933
>>22470925
Protip to all: There are trolls about trying to start a debate about race/sexuality/etc in order to ruin the fandom. Please keep this in mind when dealing with them.

>>22470891

I see. She's the alcoholic pony. She glanced about to make sure no one saw her falling off the wagon again.

>>22470925

I ship Caramel and Big Mac

>>22470908
It seems the only people who have a problem with that are the racists, and I'd hate to think the whole fandom is made up of white supremacists.

>>22470933
Again, you're only being hostile to the person making points that affect your status. I'm willing to bet you've had no problem with posts talking about other aspects of the MLP universe.

>>22470975
Big Mac does need to show he is the stallion in charge..

>>22470881
My pony self

>>22471011
White supremacy you say?

>>22470578
Here's Twilight's actual fur color shifted RGB -> GBR.

>>22471011
PEGASUS POWER

>>22470268
really...really guys

do you guys get mad because some guy drew twilight black... i mean COME ON

>>22470963

Got it.

>>22471033

>Chocolate Lime haired BonBon

My mouth is watering.

>>22470946

How is this?

>>22470975
NO. BIG MAC IS STRAIGHT. SUPER-STRAIGHT. IF HE'S NOT STRAIGHT, HOW CAN I MARRY HIM?

>>22471031
Twilight Sparkle supremacy, and I for one am ready to serve.

>>22470881
I'd be the creeper pony looking in everyones windows, following around hetero life partners, reading more into it than I should.

I would probably act like OPP as well. We'd sleep outside and be dicks at parties.

>>22470963
>anyone talking about stuff i dont care about is a troll

>>22470858
Very nice. :3

>>22471062

don't worry. Big Mac is obviously the town stud so you got nothing to worry about. Teh gay is reserved for the lower ranking males who can't make it to the proverbial top

what is lauren faust da

someone post link

So the one pony whose name has a connotation of darkness is black?
I guess we should be happy she wasn't named Midnight or Eclipse.
Fucking racist show.

>>22471062


It's not Mac's fault that he can't quit him.

I've been F5-ing for a while now but there are no new posts, I hope you guys aren't up to some stupid, embarassing bullshit.

>>22470713

>>22471058

May I have one with Twilight the same shade as Rarity please?

I can't put my finger on exactly why but, speaking on a personal level, after yesterday's episode Rainbow Dash has gone from borderline mid/low tier to fairly high tier.

>>22470908

Yes, Twilight is black. It's confirmed as canon. Even Laura First said so on her degenerateart page.

>>22471076

Thanks! :)

>>22470819
But still, they're sentient ponies and have manners!

>>22470925
>dodging the issue
What race is your dog? What race is your car? What is the sexual orientation of Pokey from Gumby? How about the sexual orientation of the lamp from the Pixar logo?

These are idiotic questions. Your dog (if you have one) belongs to a dog race, not a human race. Your car is raceless. Pokey does not have his sexuality portrayed in the show. Neither does Luxo Jr, the lamp from the Pixar logo.

That is all there is to it. Anything else is YOUR PERSONAL INTERPRETATION.

>>22471109

>Manually refreshing the thread

Are you kidding?

>>22470881
Curse that pony-maker. It doesn't have pegasi. ... But I'll play with it anyway. Just this once!

>>22471117

That's because she's awesome, I mean black belt karate master awesome.

>>22471123

some are more sapient than others it would appear

>>22471116

You mean you want Twilight to be exact the same color as Rarity?

>>22471011
>>22470925
>>22470752
>>22470456
YOU P.C. FAGS NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT. NOBODY WANTS YOUR NITPICKY OFFENDED SHIT HERE

You people are pathetic.
The sheer thought of grown men (age 20-30) involving themselves in shipping for a show tailored to 3 year old GIRLS is revolting.
Fucking faggots

>>22471117
it's the headband.

and the gi.

>>22471169
If it makes you feel any better I consider myself a woman.

>>22471148
I point and click the refresh button.

>>22471148

I'm an old fashioned fellow, who enjoys pushing buttons.

>>22471171

I'm kinda hoping the reason isn't quite that shallow, personally.

>>22471058
Thanks, you're my favourite colorfag now, you should get a name/trip

>>22471163

Yes please. Thanks!

>>22471215

How about indoctrinating a confused young girl into her lesbian lifestyle? That's pretty badass.

>>22471117
RD has always been high-tier. You were just too distracted by Fluttershy to see it.

>>22470062

Now in reaction image form for /co/'s convenience.

>>22471216
Nah, I like to stay Anon. Besides, you'll recognize me through my work.

>>22471233
Getting right on it.

Now that Hang Gliding is canon in Equestria, I want to see an Earth Pony who can actually do it well.

>>22471272
>cor, blimey!

>>22470975

did anyone ever color that image of human fluttershy giving the blowjob?

>>22471269

>mfw when you correctly guessed who my top tier pony waifu is

>>22471117
I'm never going to be convinced to like Rainbow Dash. I don't hate her, but I just don't find her ineresting.

>>22471233

Okay, here you go!

>>22471314
aren't you the one who wrote "a friend for derpy"?
or some other yuri work?

>>22471316
I think I've seen one where her face was yellow, just like the pony.

I remember that someone had made a Google Docs page with download links and other useful information, but I can't seem to find it. I was called, "Sharing is Magic" or some other somesuch.

Anyone know where I could find it?

>>22471089
>Gay soldier ponys.
Can..someone..draw that? please?

>>22471361

Thanks very much!

>>22471372
really? none with the same color scheme as this?

>>22471331
Fluttershy obsession is the leading cause of RD apathy.

So should I write those Doctor Whooves fics or not?

>>22471379

Here you go.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/14vEUmE4WgUjXhXT8elNTkvt6JpHUTm4-bFXvmhPoQNI/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CKuAhdcF&pli=1#

>>22469622
An eraser mark because I can never decide or same as >>22469721

>>22471314
Then you better right that shit!

After you finish the next chapter of your Derpy fic. Please

>>22471402

You'd best get to writing if you still want to have nuts in the morning.

>>22469622
print "Hello World"

>>22471421
but I'm a girl

>>22471395
Possibly, not sure. The other one didn't look too sexy, so I might not even have saved it.

>>22471432

The same rule applied to ovaries.

Due to them being internal, the damage would be far more severe, a further incentive.

>>22471438
in that case if the coloringfag is still here, would he mind giving this a little work?

>>22469721

Same.

>>22469732
Isn't Obama black?

>>22471432
None said they had to be YOUR nuts.

Or maybe it's all about breakfast? Sounds better.

It wasn't supposed to be sexy.

>>22471385

well, by "low rank" I meant on the whole dominant male breeding privilege totem pole, but I suppose it would also apply the guard ponies as well!

>>22471449
Well then.

>>22471027
>>22470881
Here's the one I made.

>>22471474
PRESIDENTS DON'T HAVE A RACE THE CONSTITUTION DOESN'T SPECIFY SO IT'S UP TO INTERPRETATION AND NOT CANON!!!11!11!!

>>22471272
Just dropping this here.

>>22471496

Suddenly got a vision of Quagmire-pony

>>22471370
Yep, is me! I am dealing with some busy IRL right now, but I hope to get back to writing as soon as I can.

>>22471416
Haha, is it bad that I was already considering it? How do you think Caramel "lost" those grass seeds, anyway?

>>22471385
YES. YES PLEASE DO WANT.

>>22469622
Star of Life.
I like to make sure people dont die.

also, from now on, it's the TARDIP. Time and Relative Dimensions in Ponies. Time And Relative Ponies in Space sounds better, but then you end up with "PIS"

>>22471575
>>22471570

http://plus4chan.org/tv/fullstream.php?channel=justice_time

Join us bronies.

>>22471361
What bothers me about this picture is that Rarity doesn't have a cutie mark.

>>22471601

I think we should leave it as TARDIS. As for what form the chameleon circuit's locked in, a Horsebox?

>>22471727
it's on the small of her back

>>22471577
>How do you think Caramel "lost" those grass seeds, anyway?

He's just clumsy and forgetful. Big Mac always comforts him when he screws up so it never gets to him too much.

He actual lost them when he was double teamed by the Delicious Brothers

I imagine Faust having this >>22470354
same face when reading that comment on her DA.

>>22470364
Have any of you noticed how many "from behind" shots there are in FiM?
Maybe Faust is trying to appeal to /co/mrades and attract more audience?

>>22471282

I love Anons who stay Anon. :3 it feels good man.

I was drawfagging/writefagging and I post customs in here all the time, and though my customs are pretty recognizable, what's the point of tripfagging? why?

>>22471887

They were animated before any of us even watched the show

Her royal face when, 1000 years ago, She realised she wanted, neigh, was destined to become a god.

>>22471625

>>22471843
Season 2 will probably have an episode about the ponies being obsessive fans over something to the point of insanity, and everyone in the end learns to not to get carried away with the things they love. Then there will be some kind of subtle shout out to /co/ that only we'll get, essentially telling us in some way "Yes, this was about you, now cut it out."

>mfw that happens and it changes nothing here

Sure that's enough apples there Bon Bon?

got any more of this?

>>22471946
where the fuck is that
>they said i could be anything so i became a god.jpg
macro when you need it

also my computer just did a full restart due to static electricity when i brushed it

i lost a combined 3 hours of SAI work, is there any way to script some automatic saving?

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1601481/ponies.mp3
>mfw.

Needs more apocalypse ponies

>>22471958
>>22471990

I'd already did.

3 times, today.

>>22471990
>ponies writing fanfiction and drawing porn, and lots of lesbian shipping
HAHA I'd love to see that.

>>22471958
>>22471990

Better than before

>>22472036
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=they+said+i+could+be+anything+so+i+became+a+god

>>22471754
You think there were never Police Boxes in Equestria, with a magic line to the police centre? Ha.

Now magic has evolved so that everypony can contact anyone through their stallphones! Unfortunately the countryponies in Ponyville are too traditional.

>>22471577
I cant draw worth a damn. But maybe I can try writing some explicit gay pony guard story.
Like some private trying to go up in the ranks. Only to fail the test he was giving and having to be the bottom for the night. With the opponent he was going against.

Given the number of people yelling "THIS EPISODE WHICH WAS MADE AT THE START OF LAST YEAR IS CLEARLY A SHOUT OUT TO /co/!", I hate to think what will happen when we get to the latter half of the season.

>>22471933
She had planned it all along.
I be she started making FiM threads here and bumping them until enough manchildren got infatuated by either RD or FS to continue spamming these threads by themselves.

>>22472132
>googling image macros
you do realize that, 9 times out of 10, that returns absolutely jack shit?
i guess this is that one time

FROLLO!
I coloured this in honor of Fluttershy getting proper feet from you!

>>22472172
>Click "Images"
so, googling is hard after all.

>>22472167
anything even remotely referencing us is going to show up in the summer AT THE EARLIEST, at which point the best we'll get is some slightly altered scenes or extra lines or something.

any serious shoutouts are going to be next november or so. Flash confirmed that the usual production time for one episode is 12 months, but it's decently flexible for the first 3 or so.

>>22472062
What is it?

>>22472036
>>22472036
Oh, remember when they said Applebloom has the potential to be -ANYTHING-? Twilight has mistakenly created herself a rival as successor to Celestia.
...Do ponies prefer worshpping Ishtar/venus, or an agrarian goddess?

>>22472150

Heh, I wouldn't complain! I asked for some cute guard fanart way back in the early threads, when me and another writefag were writing the adventures of Belt & Buckle and Nimble & Velvet. I'll see if I can find that. Til then, have a random male pony with SUPAR POWARS

>>22472169
Well, she IS the basis for Frankie Foster, so I'm sure she's well acquainted with how the internet treats cartoons these days. Even forgeting that less than likely theory, she'd be foolish being a modern cartoonist to not anticipate the kind of fan response she just has to accept as the price of fame and ignore.

...That being said, I have fapped to MLP porn. Feels great.