Listen up Ja-BRONY! Real bronies don't have "Cutie Marks"! NO!

I for one hence forth demand all bronies will for now on call them STUD STAMPS!

If you got a problem with that, get out of my stable! Only means more fillies for this stud.

>>22446257
This should be a wallpaper *u*

so excited I found you!!!

(captcha; fact Fruney... better believe it is!)

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here guys, I made you a comic

>>22446371
Where did you download?

>>22446382
Hahaha!

Where be download/streaming links for Call of The Cutie?

who made this and where can I find more of it?

>>22446378
For a second I thought that image shos mlp panties and I was terryfied.

>>22446382
Nice, I tripped balls.

http://www.humblebundle.com/?key=AhzrN2dKH6#settings

Bronys

Pensive is uploading. What I heard youtube is really slow now.

>>22446383
>>22446414

Pensive is working on it. Any status updates Pensive?

>>22446454
WHAT IS THIS IS MUST KNOW

WHY THE FUCK IS IT TAKING SO LONG TO GET THE EPISODE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>22446428
>>22446428
Here it is,
http://tanmansmantan.deviantart.com/gallery/27756111

Say, you think Pegasus ponies are frailer than ground ponies. They would need strong wing muscles to achieve flight, but in order to maintain it, they would need a light body frame. So their bones are probably hollow like birds. That would mean if Rainbow Dash really got injured, her wings might have to be amputated.

>>22446382
Now she is legally required to change her name to "Mindfuck".

I'm waiting for ponies! Come on Youtube!

But we saw Rainbow Dash crashing a lot, most notably in Applebuck Season and that episode with Zuckara.

>>22446555

I do. I imagine pegasus ponies are more lightly built than earth or unicorn ponies, and that they employ some sort of innate magic to aid in their flight.

>>22446555

Couldn't they just fix the injury with, oh I don't know, FUCKING MAGIC?

>>22446540

Apparently Pensivepony prefers to do it on his/her lunch break. But youtube was too slow to upload today. So we'll have to wait until after he or she finishes doing whatever it is he or she does.

>>22446548

Thanks!

>>22446581
hell yessss, hahahahaha

>>22446555
She would just end up in a comical looking body cast.
the flyers are most frail. But quite quick and when ya got a bunch together they are quite powerful.
Seriously look at what they did in Winter Wrap up.

What's that? Did somebody request Rainbow Dash's wings getting amputated?

>>22446621
Nope. It requires doctors and nurses, hence the medical tent and granny's hip replacment surgery.

>>22446555
This conversation sounds familiar

>>22446673

Plus, magic. I bet pony magic has a decent stable of healing abilities

>>22446621
THEY DON"T USE MAGIC TO FIX BARABRA GORDON

Requesting applejack and celestia comic (take this parasite away).

>>22446661
If there were nazi ponies, which race would be the "superior one"?

>>22446300

>>22446701
Btw, is it clearly stated that only Unicorns are able to do magic?

>>22446728
Holy shit I want to kick those things so badly....

>>22446728
Zeke and Luther ponies.

No.

>>22446770

stated, no. But the fact they were the only type of pony in Canterlot heavily implies they are the only type that can cast it. I still think pegasus flight is partly magical, just not in the magic spell sense.

>>22446733
>Capthcha: defend Sirevor
Yes, sir!

>>22446728

Those eyes look off model. I'm not complaining.

>>22446770

Pinkie Pie is a powerful sorceress.

>>22446734
I believe the pegasus (pegasi?) are canonically considered the "higher", more superior race in the MLP universe.

>>22446528
A pay-what-you-want for 5 games, don't know why he posted that...
>>22446701
>decent stable of healing abilities
>stable
Puns everywhere!

Working on Bonbon.

>>22446734
Earth Ponies, because there are just flat-out more of them as far as we've seen.

>>22446817
I'm guessing they're the only male child ponies we've seen yet, so that's why they look weird.

hey pensivepony if its you posting all these pictures why not upload the video file to megaupload or something since the youtube video is taking a while (BTW what % are you at now?)

God, I can't wait for someone to upload call off the cutie.

/co/ has finally fallen to my evil hypnotic reboot of My Little Pony!

Fuck, these screenshots are kiiiiiiilling me, I haven't seen the episode yet but I'm waiting for any indication that the videos have been posted to youtube.

Where's the tennis pony cap?

>>22446728
Have not seen the episode but..are they playing MOTHER FUCKING ROLLER DERBY!?

>>22446878

its that smug bastard again!

>>22446865
For this and Lyra...

takemymoneyalready.jpeg

I'm having a really lousy day.I had expensive car repairs and I swear people on the internet are assholes. But not bronies, if they're being assholes it's because it's hilarious.

Can't wait for the new episode to make me feel better.

>>22446920
Dicky Hooves.

>>22446916

Yup. Rainbow Dash gets her involved with Roller Derby. More lesbian innuendo.

>>22446797
Not to mention the fact that any time a pony has used magic their horn glows. Kind of narrows down the possibilities.

>>22446382

Just like "The Mouse and his Child".

It's not me posting the screenshots. But don't worry, part one is almost up.
After the file sat at 54% for an hour, I cancelled the upload and switched to the old school uploader, which is moving much faster.

An easy thing about being a pony is if you're hungry, go mow your lawn.

>>22446920

Smarmy McJackass, you son of a bitch.

So, did "The Call of Cutie" have any Lovecraft references?

I thought her Cutie Mark would be a Lemon and piss off the whole Apple family.

>>22446661
Jesus, dude...

>>22446984

Fuck I missed the episode. How was it you guys?

>>22447018

It will be an orange. She will then be forced to change her name to Orange Blossom and be disowned by the apple family.

>>22447006

There's a kite that sort of looks like a Night Gaunt if you use your imagination.

>>22446661

>>22446865

IS THAT DR.WHOOF I SEE BACK THERE?

please be yes.

i made the wallpaper to fit my screen, but lotsa people have bgger ones, so here is a big ass ferrarity logo

>>22447039

Fluttershy, Rarity and Spike were completely absent. Other than that, very solid. A little bit of everything.

>>22446661
Fucking hell dude...

>>22447045
THAT IS NOT YOG-SOTHOTH...

>>22447006
Its a stretch but some of the younger ponies formed a secret society.

Hopefully faust is reading todays threads and seeing just how much The Great and Powerful Trixie means to /co/

inb4 season 3 has a mailmare, psychotic overlord dictator celestia, and dash running around begging for candyvag

>>22447054

Dr. Whoof gets a couple lines, dude. Also, Snails returns in a non-speaking role.

>>22447092
>inb4 season 3 has a mailmare, psychotic overlord dictator celestia, and dash running around begging for candyvag
Does it count as "in before" if the thing you're in before is impossible?

>>22447085
Like Dagon? Eh, I guess that works.

>>22446865
>pony head on a pike
YES.

>>22447049
>>22447078

You like? Cause I'm taking requests.

>>22446968
Oh god..glorious..

>>22447092
All that shit you listed is a good reason she WOULDN'T listen to /co/.

>>22447092
Go suck some Snails dick Trixie

>>22447127
Not even the Great and Powerful Trixie wants to see Rainbow Dyke lose her wings.

She would be SO whiny

OK, here goes my super-long sci-fi MLP writefaggotry:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/s9j0qi

In txt, because it's too long to post here.
You're welcome to put it into image files and post here if you like it.

Anyone got a large image of one of the guard ponies from the throne room I could save?

best parts of the episode for me were

1. Cheerilee finally doing something, and its awesome
2. Doctor Whoof's scene
3. The number of cameos from the background guys/gals
4. Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo's little damn heroes moment

>>22447177

Oh, hi, Trixie. Here's what I wrote about you.

>>22447185

not the unicorn guards. I think they only ever show up in the intro. All the other guards I have seen are white pegasus ponies

I was editing the Derpy sightings list at the wikia, in order to include Winter Wrap Up - and then I saw this.

WTF.

Either the background animators had a lazy day or Derpy can manipulate the fabric of time and space.

Personally, I think it's the latter. She's THAT awesome.

Was that fic about Gilda and Dash meeting at the flight camp ever finished?

>>22447177
I couldn't help but be reminded of Aerie by this conversation.

>>22447127
Make a fan-fiction about how Pinkie and Batman save Gotham from Russians that use the same kind of muscle enhancements as Bane.

>>22447177

>>22443529

>>22447202
You should totally not talk about that

>>22447211
Suddenly Derpies, Derpies everywhere

>>22447217
Pacce said there was about 2 more parts, but I haven't seen him in days..

>>22447228

After my Star Wars parody I no longer do crossovers. I mean Pinkie as Greedo? Are you crazy?

>>22447056
Superb

And here's part one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE4YqdhOrOY

>>22447222
Woah The great and Powerful Trixie doesn't have mind reading powers, where did you get those from?

(but seriously thats exactly what I was implying with dash being whiny, aerie is annoying as balls)

>>22447127
it's something like this:
it was effective, but a story can be `effective` and also horrifying
so yeah. maybe I'll have a request some other time.

>>22447259

Yes, dammit, yes.

>>22446661
>>22447127
Write some fics that fit this GRIMDARK mood, but still more or less fit into the canon, like that Trixie fic.

>>22447211
Winter Wrap Up was fucking full of clones and palette swaps.
I'm not sure we should really include the "new" background ponies from it in our theorycrafting until they show up again.

>>22447211
Look closely.
Derpy's not the only one wiht clones.
I'm calling localised space-time fuckup.
Probably Derpy's fault, that's why there's mroe of her than of anyone else.

>>22447267

YESSSS! Thank you so much! (now to wait for part two).

finally shit is up

http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony#p/a/u/0/aE4YqdhOrOY

>>22447293

Well, I've already got a few.

The Pinkie Pie "lost episode" /x/-style creepypasta
The abused Wild Pony with the tweest ending
Gilda's side of ep. 5
Rose, Daisy and Lily vs. Deliverance
Twilight's First Heartbreak
Spike's Welcome Home Farewell Party

>>22447267
I kiss your feet, you magnificent person, you!

>>22446378
The plus4chan link doesn't work.

>>22446661
I've got short story i've been trying to write, something similar to this in tone.
I got to ramp it up.
Anyone for Pinkie Pie dieing from a huge cyst bursting inside her head and causes a cerebral hemorrhage in the pleasure center of her brain, while she succumbs in a hysterical laughing fit as blood gushes from her eyes, nose, and mouth and Twilight bring present for the autopsy.

>>22447350
HOORAY!

We need hi res vectors of all the cutie marks.

ALL OF THEM.

Or at least the ones in Cheerilee's lesson.

i added some more fluff and character shit

http://pastebin.com/3gtjP3Ew

i honestly want to know what /co/ thinks of it.
-no this is not dinotopia
-no this is not transformers
-yes, that is a raptor
-no, those are not his final colors

>>22447432

>>22447267
Fuck yeah, it's up. Thanks for the link.

So, in the introduction there's this pony with a bow and arrow cutie mark. Is he like, an archer pony? Maybe he'll serve in Celestia's pony army as a marksman.

>>22447440
Well... I guess it's how she would have wanted to go...

So, Cheerlie is a teacher in FIM. Out of curiosity, what was she in G3?

>>22447177

Trixie, you bastard. Do you have ANY idea of how long have I been looking for you?
Serves me for leaving you grazing unnatended.

>>22447484
Better question: How would a pony operate a bow and arrow?

>>22447432
>Zecora'sfw she forgets to keep the lights on at night.

just started watching and so far 1min in i hate twist so much

>>22447350
>>22447350
>>22447350
You're the best. Thanks!
Time to watch me some ponies.

why is applebloom writing with her mouth???

>My flank was blank
OH GOD YES

Somebody wanted this in the other thread. It's quick and shitty, but oh well.

Will we ever hear of the elements of harmony again or did the executive meddling made sure that won't ever happen again?

>watch ep
>2 minutes in
>Struggle to keep watching

Poor Applebloom.... (but it gets better right?)

>>22447535

The guy that works on the show last night on Q&A says the "Pony Bible" says that they don't really use their hooves for writing or anything, if you notice Twilight and Someone Else are drinking and holding the cups with their mouths later in the episode.

>>22447472
tone seems a little mature for what you're making of it. at this point "my own dino" doesn't really fit. keep the matureish fluff but only bring it out every now and again

>>22447535
How else is she going to write?
FUCKING 3.5

>>22447506
Ah, there's this great picture for this with Derpy drawn as a TF2 Huntsman Sniper, but I can't find the damn picture in my folder.

>MFW "CUTECIÑIERA"

This is either gonna be the best, or the worst episode so far...

Why does BonBon sound so...weird...?

>>22447489
Well, the core seven of G3.5 didn't have jobs per se. Her role was the bookworm/hairdresser (she was also Scootaloo's older sister, but as Scootaloo is a pegasus now, I don't think that still stands).

>>22447574

>>22447472
Die, furfag.

>>22447581
You'd think you'd be used to the dumb puns by now after "Fillydelphia".

>>22447606
wat

>>22447535

They physically act like ponies in this show (not counting throwaway gags and such), so hooves don't equal hands.

>>22447568
hey you ultranigger they have shown ponies holding shit before

nothing makes any sense anymore

>>22447606
uh, what? as far as i know this isn't getting any more furry than say, redwall

>>22447606

There's that guy again! I'm calling you, Mister Die Furfag.

Does the drinking game have a rule where you take one each time "apple" is uttered?

>>22447603
And that, is how a pony operates a bow and arrow.

Someone should write a fic about that blue archer pony. Maybe a story about how he got his cutie mark.

A while ago. Some kind anon put together my Sad Spike story. With bittersweet ending and all.
Sorry for the bad grammer. Wrote the whole thing in my frozen guard shack.

OHGODTHANKYOUPENSIVE

>>22447641
>>22447643
Ignore the parasprite, he does that about once a thread

So,

the new episode of My Little Pony was about menstruation,

right?

Is it me or does Bon-Bon have a really doofy voice?

>>22447686

I know, that's why I've named him, I know, we shouldn't name the trolls, but he's soooo cwwwwute.

>>22447658
I think it was every time Applejack said "apple."

>Watch The Pacific while waiting for Call of the Cutie to buffer
>imagine WW2 with ponies

>>22447638
An animator from the show said earlier that they draw them using their hooves to hold/use things every now and then when it would be difficult or would require a change to the rest of the scene to draw them using just their mouths, though they're "officially" not supposed to have them using anything but their mouths.

>>22447702
oh...oh my god..OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT AND I HATE YOU FOR IT

Oh, Applebloom doesn't have acutie mark because she's generic.

>>22447303

>Winter Wrap Up was fucking full of clones and palette swaps.

Yeah they were everywhere in that episode. If Lauren used that old magical mirrors makes pony babbies that vaguely look like the ones who wished for them canon from the old series, it would explain it 100%.

>>22447745
It used to be a rule

Uh... where was he carrying those coins?

>>22447702
Nah, that's not instantly visible.
Breasts would be a closer analogy.
Deeper voices would make sense for the men.

>I was the last pony in my class to get a cutie mark
>So was Granny Smith
>runs in the family
>mfw slow, dim-witted southerner stereotype in MLP

>>22447730
Stop it, or we'll be up to our necks in the damn things.

>My face when Doctor Whoof got a speaking role

ah shit bonbon voice is so bad and why does a barrel full of apples cost 4 coins while the timepony paid 9 coins for 1 apple

>>22447790
his TARDIS

>>22447795
more like
>too busy being hard workin' folk to give a damn about some butt mark

>>22447833

He forgot his change.

>inb4 You all fail to cap this one before me

>>22447790

He's Dr. Whoof, he probably has his very own hammerspace to store things.

>>22447720
I'm hoping that she'll have a different voice the next time she has a speaking role (if ever)

They've swapped background voices before, I wouldn't put it past them.

>>22447833
He forgot his change.

>>22447833
Applejack did say he forgot his change. He just threw a bunch at them so he could get out of there.

>>22447800

Yes ma'am.

http://sibsy.deviantart.com/art/More-MLP-170419466

This makes sense now.

/co/ I gotta fart super bad!

>>22447864

It was in the last thread, slowpoke.

>>22447833
Four "bits" could be more than four coins.

That pony capitalism gif of Applejack showed her trading a small basket of apples for 9 or so coins, although that could be because she marked them up to sell in Canterlot. If it's anything like DC, things are twice as fucking expensive in Canterlot than anywhere else.

>>22447833 why does a barrel full of apples cost 4 coins while the timepony paid 9 coins for 1 apple

He was obviously coerced.

Did anyone else think Applebloom would end up finding out that commerce/capitalism is her true calling, and that she would get a picture of money as her cutie mark? That would have been kind of funny. =/

>>22447484
>Marksman
>...man
>mfw

NEEED PART 2!!!!!

>>22447183

>mfw My Fanfic is Probably going to be the same length, if not longer.

>mfw My fanfic also includes the Holocaust of Equestria

>mfw doctor whooves, while not having a british accent, acted a lot like the doctor would, if you think about it.

>and this was quite literally my face

>>22447919
Maybe there's more than one type of coin?
Crazy, I know.

So these cutie marks basically controls your ENTIRE life the moment you get them. What you are going to do, who you are, everything.

It's kind of horrible when you think about it.

>>22447948
>someone saved my reaction image
!

>>22447942
Part two's upload is at 73%, but then it'll have to process. That's the thing about old school uploading. But at least it isn't stalling for 2+ hours -_-

Oh man, Rainbow Dash actually does the RAINBOW DASH ON THE PROWL pose.

Dammit, guys, I expect A LOT of caps when the HQ version comes out.

We should post more .jpg....I need them so I can use them in TF2 sprays

>>22447932
Markspony I mean.

I'm not familiar with all this pony stuff, I only ever post in these threads after new episodes are uploaded.

>>22447977
from one perspective. It's not an arbitrary symbol though. It shows what you are already best at. I'd and other /co/mrades would kill for some direction in our lives.

THOSE MEAN LIL HUSSYS!!!

>>22447998
Hooray!

Bon Bon's voice surprised me but clearly it was the parcel weighing down her lungs and making her voice sound a bit odd.

>she was getting apples while Lyra was watching their kid.
>this episode fuels a lot of things for me
>beware

Pony's names match up with their cutie mark.
But their cutie mark doesn't appear until after they've been named.
Does the name determine the mark?

>>22447998
how big are the files before uploading?

>>22447910
>>22447999
So, does that mean this season was completed a whole year ago?

>>22447675

Here's another story with the same theme. I was the one who requested that pic from Caluriri, but I wanted to revisit the story.

>>22447977
Eh, it'd be horrible if it wasn't a choice.
I take it more as something that manifests when you figure out "Hey, this is what I want out of life!"
Ponies seem to do this a bit earlier than humans, but hey, who are we to judge?

>>22447998
Thank you so much for uploading this episode. I wanted to record and watch it myself, but one of my brothers deleted it before I could get to it.

>>22447948
Bro-faust!

>It's friday!
>get home from work
>jump on /co/
>ponies are at the very top

Every single time.

I love you guys.

>>22447976
Yeah, that's what I was getting at. Maybe a bit is 10 regular coins.

THOSE

FUCKING

BITCHES

Blank Blanks

>>22447638
holding? ain't those adaponyum claws?
pic unrelated

>>22447432

Noone loves ol' Creeper.

He only wants a hug...why do you run from him?

>>22447977
It's like Futurama's career chips. (I haven't seen the ep yet so I may have misunderstood.) They should do an episode where someone rejects their fate and the ponies gang up to force them to conform.

>>22448086
Flanks.
Blank flanks.

>>22447998

Hey, Pensive, why do you have those gen 3.5 pony cartoons on your youtube account? Not that I'm criticizing you, just wondering, since those seem to be universally hated.

>>22448041
yup
Flash confirmed it last night
full production turnaround is roughly 1 year for a single episode. If we see ANYTHING corresponding to our shit appear in the show, it'll be next christmas

a bit is 12.5 American cents.

Is the drawfag (Jackal I think?) who drew Precious Gem still on?

He's cute. I'd like to see more!

>>22448038
Not necessarily. I mean, look at Pinkie Pie. What about her name screams "balloons?" And yet, that's her cutie mark. And while diamonds (Rarity's mark) are certainly rare, so are any number of gems. And to be a bit more obscure, Caramel (who lost the grass seeds) has horse shoes for his cutie mark.

Applebloom's rant at Rainbow Dash was kind of adorable.

I'd love a .gif when we can get the Hub website version.

>>22448138
It says "By Request" right in the description.

>>22448086

Umm...the term is "Blank Flank".

>>22448125
That would be awesome.

>>22448174

Oh, missed that. I wonder who requested that.

oh god exercise Rainbow with headband mullet.. i lold

we haven't seen Twilight yet this episode

will it end with Applebloom sending a letter to Princess Celestia?

>>22448191
Motorhead Pony

>>22448191

Even though he has a speaking role, I can't unhear the effeminate dad in Southpark that slaps everyone.

>>22448191
If and when they make a male pony toy, this is the one I want the most.

Almost more than Big Mac.

>>22448138
Well, I posted them on my original account so that no one else would have to waste 20 dollars (the DVD was only included in one of the Mom & Baby sets) to see them. When that account was banned, someone e-mailed me asking to reupload them, so I did.

>pony karate
>pony punches are really kicks

I suppose Pony martial arts were developed by and for Earth Ponies, Pegasi and Unicorns have flying and magic to defend themselves.

>>22448166
Not the artist but I have one of him from a flockdraw cap

>>22448236

The power of the sun was held by Celestia. The power of the moon was held by Luna. Princess Celestia now posseses them both, and therefore becomes God. Now the source of all harmony - The wall of friendship -takes form. Will it be an Ark to save /co/ from the vacuum of hatred and bitterness? Or is it a demon that will spam us all? The fate of Ponykind now lies in Twilight Sparkle's hooves

>>22448251
I'm frightened.

>You will never have Rainbow Dash as your enthusiastic coach, cheering you on as she helps you find your purpose in life.

>>22448273

I want to see pony equivalent of Shaolin Monastery.

cutie marks are complete bullshit like the teacher how does flowers=teacher they just make up whatever shit they want and they said its supposed to be unique but the hundreds of guards at celestias castle all have the same mark

>>22447472
>>22447472
>>22447472
>>22447472
>>22447472
>>22447472
wow /co/, nothing? not even a fuck you? is it too tl;dr?

>>22448235
/r/ing a comic of Apple Bloom asking Celstria to make her a cutie mark, but being carted off to the dungeons for daring to bother the princess with such a silly request.

>>22448273
>Implying Dash is not the master of the flying kick

This episode is So adorable

btw... in the interests of grimdarkness... what do you bronies think would happen if a foal was raised as a child-soldier?

Would they all get war related cutie marks and be condemned to a life of violence of conflict forever?

Finally done with this! Hooray!

>>22448124

Is there anyone who would actually want to be friends with...THAT?

Fucker's ugly.

>>22448191
Mother fucking ANDRE AGASSI pony! When he had hair..

>>22448316
Nobody is interested. End of story. You should be grateful I even bothered to reply to this.

>>22448314

>cutie marks are bullshit all the guards have the same mark

hmmmmm

>>22448351

>what do you think would happen if a pony was raised from a foal to be a soldier?

HMMMMMMM


Perhaps Equestria has some kind of devshirme-like system in place for the mass conscription of ponies to serve in the Princess' household?

>>22448351
Apparently.

>>22448322
Or, or there are like, specific martial arts styles for different types of ponies, like a style incorporating flying for pegasi, and one for unicorns that uses magic to augment their movements.

>>22448351
You know how tanks get kill rings on barrels?
War ponies get their kill count cut into butts.

A thank you to all our fantastic writefags!

>>22448393

Directed by Michael Hay.

this episode is basically about underaged ponies asses. so many zoom sequence. I feel dirty.

Rainbow Dash, the Drunken Master

>>22448314
You get the cutie mark AFTER you figure out your purpose.

It wasn't

>Oh, I've got flowers, that must mean I want to teach children.

It was probably
>I want to spend my life teaching children, oh look! Flowers!

The copy-paste cutie marks are the result of copy-paste ponies, is all.

while waiting for part 2 i decided to check out the g3.5 videos everyone seems to hate

holy fuckken shit i raged instantly i never imagined it would be this bad
the voices the animation horrible ponys crawling around in diapers why did someone think this was a good idea

So with all we now know about cutie marks

How does that answer Princess Celestia's inner thigh mark?

How're those dirty thoughts doing bronies?

>>22448422
No they don't, the writefags are almost as bad as the furfags.

WHERE THE FUCK IS PART 2.

AHMYGAWWWDDD.

Wait. How are you guys capping stuff from the second half? Magic?

>>22446257
>you need to find your place in society to get a cutie mark
you'll never get a cutie mark, /co/
;_;

>>22448446
Oh pensivepine. You so crazy

>>22448051
You write much much better then I do.
Good stuff..

And here's part two: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS98LFMFHSg

>>22448454
golden bush

>>22448391

>devshirme-like system

rather than take the effort to use google, I'll just ask.

What is that?

>>22448464
It's up

>>22448051
I don't usually enjoy fanfiction in these threads (probably because 90% of them involve shipping), but that was really good; I actually got a little misty-eyed. I'm looking forward to more.

>>22448446
THIS is a REAL G3 episode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxS1yKUy9yA

And it's even worse.

http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony#p/a/u/0/aS98LFMFHSg

part 2

Viewing and Download link list:
http://tinyurl.com/383op4s

>>22448473
FFFFFFFFFF-

>>22448454
Celestia and Luna both had their marks when they realized they would spend the rest of their lives guiding the heavens.
They're visible on the inside because they glow through. If celestia got really pissed, you'd be able to see the mark throught the palace walls.

PART 2 IS UP!! ILOVEYOUPENSIVE!

Part 2 is live bronies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS98LFMFHSg

>>22448512
No, that's ALSO G3.5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A2Yg3iOFFM&fmt=22
^ This is some authentic G3.

PART DEUX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS98LFMFHSg&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

>>22448502
Holy Fuck just when I thought Pinkie Pie's songs couldn't get any catchier.

>>22448534
or it was just a careless animator who didn't use the clone tool correctly

>>22448454
Her legs are transparent.

She can turn invisible in sunlight!

She's always there, watching over Ponyville...

Watching over EVERYONE...

>>22448546

The macro text for that picture works a little too well, due to the facial expressions.

new Pinkie song confirmed!

>mfw multiple Pinkie's at once

It's canon bronies

Pinkie inverts reality

>>22448502
Thank you so much.

>>22448351

>a foal was raised as a child-soldier?

Hmm, GrimDark WriteFag here. (Maybe I should just go ahead and become a tripfag).

You may have just given me the idea for my new story. Earlier today some rube claimed I'd never be able to come up with a grimdark story about this whole cutie mark thing. We'll see, sir, we'll see...

>>22448551
Don't forget the very first G3 cartoon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtrQJI90-LM

Someone use the buzz/woody template to make "Cupcakes, cupcakes everywhere".

>>22448454
Flash animator duplicated the leg component for the character, forgetting to remove the cutie mark on the duplicate.

>>22448624
Eh, most modern militaries break down their recruits before they build 'em back up.
If Celestia does this with magic, it's not unthinkable it might affect cutie mark, or even fur colour.

>>22448518
why do we need another one of those? the links are available from like 4 different places...
the plus4chan thread
mentos' google doc
derpyhooves.com
and /rs/

>>22448624
Make it end with Mickey Mouse song, FMJ style.

AHAHAHAHA

>>22448676

That IS the one from the plus4chan thread (which has 404'd)

I can't stop seeing puberty parallels. I want to believe I'm just crazy and projecting on it, but Jesus if the show didn't pin down exactly how girls will treat each other over who got their period first.

>>22448720
was that supposed to be the burnt cupcakes? is that why she spit it out

why would pinkie put those out

>>22448741

Was that archived by any chance?

>>22448765

Pinkie Pie liked them

OVERLY PROTECTIVE PARENT PONY DRINKS PUNCH RIGHT OUT OF THE BOWL

THAT'S NOT VERY SANITARY

>>22448446
I tried watching it after I saw this post, and I had to stop at 1:21. Oh God that lack of animation. Everything is jerk and you can see the individual frames. They cut away to still pictures a lot. Then one of them tells everyone else to go into the playhouse and nobody moves an inch. When they crawl, only their front legs move. The music is also terrible and they don't even try to change the cymbal pitch or even place it where it would make sense.

Why does she keep looking up when she has her picture taken? Why can't her VA try to emote? Why is everyone laughing like they're higher than Mt. Everest? Why do they never change their facial expression to match their mood? Most importantly, how did they even make a whole episode of this series when it's so obvious that nobody, and I mean NOBODY, gave a shit?

I'm barely three and a half minutes in. I don't think I can finish this episode within the next two hours considering how much I'm typing here bitching about this "cartoon".

>>22448753
dude, it's obviously about puberty

>>22448753
why does an obese man know so much about girls first periods

>suddenly girls out of nowhere
>that have had no relevance to anything at all up until this point
Fuck this shit.

SWEETIE BELLE AND SCOOTALOO

>>22448708
FUND IT

>>22448753

>thatsthetheme.jpg

/r/ing a picture of the cutie mark crusaders all decked out like knights in shining armor

>>22448708
That scene always gets me..Hell my squad and I sang 'lean on me' in Iraq..

Anyway..ponys!

>>22448786
Wait a minute, I thought you were talking about Newborn Cuties since that was the only other series pensivepony has on the channel. I'm not sure what 3.5 is like, and I don't wanna know.

All ya gotta do is take a cup of flower
Add it to the mix
Now just take a little something sweet
Not sour
A bit of salt
Just a pinch *wink*
Baking these treats is such a cinch
Add a teaspoon of vanilla
Add a little more
And you count to four
And you never get your fill-a!
CUPCAKES!
So sweet and tasty
CUPCAKES!
Don't be too hasty
CUPCAKES!
CUPCAKES CUPCAKES CUPCAKES!!!

did Applebloom say "fanart for your"
what was the rest? I couldn't understand

>>22448820
Fucking awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXjXmvy-c34

Y'know, watching the second half, at the party where AB is trying to hide, it becomes obvious to me that her special skill is stealth.
First in Bridle Gossip, now here...
Am I crazy?

Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle.

I think you all know where I'm going with this.
>mfw

>>22448831
Newborn Cuties IS g3.5

>outshined at your own cutecinera? can you imagine how embarrassing that would be?

SEE THIS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ROLL A 20 AT SPEECHCRAFT

>>22448861
Solid Apple

>>22448861
Apple bloom confirmed for Solid Snake

>>22448861
Apple gear Solid...

That new Pinkie Pie song made me laugh my ass off.. Appearing twice on screen along with the usual defying gravity.. It's sure madness!

secret butt fun i lold

I had to pause out of disbelief

>>22448893
>>22448896
>>22448894
Applemind

those two other markless ponies are so obviously Applejack/Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie/Fluttershy that it hurts

>>22448786

This episode's animation is horrendous in comparison to the first 11. As is the voice acting. Why, this is the very first time in which either could even could be considered less than amazing.

Apple Bloom's voiced by a child for one. As for the animation, this is obviously done by the Philippine studio or something. But even then, they're usually pretty good.

I dunno what's going on here.

>>22448894
>>22448896
>>22448893
>Solidmind

>>22448861
We need a drawfag to make an Applebloom version of Sam Fisher

Applebloom's pupils dilate when Sweetie Belle brings up cookies.

It's kind of creepy.

>>22448861
>her special skill is stealth

snake will be her cutie mark!

>she could be a great scientist
FUCK, SCIENCE IS ACKNOWLEDGED AND NOT RIDICULED

THIS RUINS ONE OF MY FANFICTION PLANS UTTERLY

what the fuck is silverspoon supposed to be

This episode is probably best in the series so far. Hope the Cutie Mark Crusaders become a recurring item in the show.

>Apple Bloom under the table

METAL GEAR???

>>22448855
SONG IS IN MAH BRAIN!!!

the ponys sure do like to put their hooves in others mouths after walking around in their own filth all day

>>22448927
>Apple Bloom's voiced by a child for one
what's wrong with that? I think her voice is kinda adorable

>>22448982
Why the hell would she be hiding from Johnny?

>>22448971

Their VA's are quite prominent in the show's credits. Right up their with the regulars. So I expect we'll be seeing much more of them.

>>22448868
>>22448868

>>22447638

Those are propped against the fireplace, and Applejack is merely holding them in place.

Your argument is invalid.

>>22448927
That post you're replying to was talking about the gen 3.5 cartoon.

>>22448868

Best be getting to work on that right now Frollo!

I didn't enjoy this week's episode too much (I didn't hate it though). Too preachy, too whiny, too bitchy, too LOLMORALS, not enough wit, not enough references, not enough left field. The slapstick felt forced (she falls over, we get it). AB seemed very one dimensional, the story focused on her far too closely to the point where other characters were seemingly merely there to enable her dialogue. AB's VA got kinda annoying, sure AJ's sounds stereotypical, but this ads to the fun; AB's just didn't sound very good.

/r/ Cutie Mark Crusaders sacrificing to their deity, wearing robes and drinking blood.

>>22446899

Finally?

We've been obsessing over it since its launch.

....why are there adults at a children's/teenager's party?

MFW "Blank Flank"

>>22449084
This episode, and the sleepover one, cater to younger audiences. plain and simple.

>>22448927
He's talking about 3.5 you knob, not today's episode.

>>22448961

She's a bitch. When she realized she was going to be a bitch-lackey, that's when she got her silver spoon cutie mark

>>22449101
Overprotective Parent Ponies.

>background

Her cutie mark should be a cardboard box

>>22449101
Parents/Chaperones/Ponies who saw the party and figured "hey free food"

By the way, Twister is secretly in love with Applebloom.

>>22449132
I noticed that too.
Celestia and Luna are the creators of Pony Karate.

>>22449084
Definitely agree.
I think AJ and her family just get too much screentime in general, in the whole series. Rarity and Fluttershy don't get enough.

>>22448927
I talking about Newborn Cuties

>>22449132
So, Dash's belt immobilizes her wings, yet she bitches about the dress that Rarity put on her?

>>22449132
I really liked the storybook style they used in episode 1. I kind of hope they find a reason to use that again.

here one of the request from the morning
sorry for the delay

>>22449210
Using your wings when you're trying to teach an earth pony kinda defeats the point.

>>22448961
Spoiled brat born into status.

>>22449210
WINGS HAVE NO FUNCTION IN KARATE, DANIEL-SAN

>>22449165

Fox hound logo would be god too

goddamn, the hipster tennis pony was the best thing ever.

my roommate and i were simultaneously like HOLY FUCK because there's a guy down the hall who has a beard and wears shorts exactly like this.

Cutie mark crusa... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>Forgetty Forgetterson
God damn it, Pinkie Pie

>>22449220
other one

Did anyone else laugh at this guy? He cracks me up. Possible names?

Sharpie / Poker / Popper / Poppy /
Cherry Poppin Daddy

a pony named Pincushion would be fun! Would have spiked up hair.

earth ponies aint got no magic so how do they get a mark

is fluttershy not in this episode?

I require an mp3 of the cupcakes song, but lack the technical knowledge and motivation to make one.

Anyone?

>>22449290
Even if they're earth ponies, they're still descendants of divine beings.
Magic isn't necessarily flashy at-will stuff.

>>22449289
Is his cutie mark/stud stamp a fishing hook? We should call him Pointy McGee.

>>22449289
>mfw when i noticed the pin cutie mark

Anyone got the list of writers/episodes? I'm interested in who wrote this one and what she had written before.

>>22449101
because the party was supposed to be a parody of a quinceñera.

Basically it's a mexican tradition when girls come of age, and it's a big party with friends and family--including adults.

>>22449027
In Winter Wrap Up the ponies used their mouths to clear snow from their roofs, but in the next scene they hold shovels with their hooves. I guess that they're just less proficient with them.

tunk

>>22449269
hipster pony needs more love
Look at his hair. LOOK AT IT.

>>22449334
It's a safety pin.

>>22449334
>Is his cutie mark/stud stamp a fishing hook?
It's a safety pin.

>>22449296
wait, is this comic real?!

>>22447702
Naw more like boobs, girls care way more about getting boobs once girls in their class start getting them. Most girls do not want to get there period and aren't excited for it

>>22449353
Like a bar mitzvah. Or a sweet sixteen.

You know, coming of age parties are common around the world.

>>22449289
what the hell was his deal anyway? who goes to a party and pops all the balloons FOR NO REASON


maybe he was drunk or something

i guess this confirms the ponys are over age 18 since this ep show they are all out of highponyschool

>>22449341
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_is_Magic

>>22449341
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_is_Magic

>>22449418
No, but it's been established Gabe is a fan of "Barbie Horse Adventures", so it might as well be real.

>>22449418
Non.

>>22449418
Nope.

I'm glad Applejack wasnt a bitch in this episode

Maybe this will allow the AJ haters to finally let go of that moment in winter wrap up...

>>22449431
yeah, but it was specifically referred to as a "cutieceñera"
hence why i immediately thought "quinceñera"

>>22449289
Autismo DownsChild

What a freak.

the buttmark bunch

APPLE BLOOM

SO CUTE

ANGRY CUTE PONY OH MAN

>>22449466
I thouhg they said it was a cute mitzvah, or something along those lines...

>>22449289

He looks like a male version of Trixie

Long lost bro perhaps?

We should call him Pinnie