The louder I yell, the more people believe I am right.


- Twilight Sparkle

Dear Princess Celestia

Eat shit and die.

Sincerely, Twilight Sparke.

Today I learned that the younger the pony, the less of a fight they put up when I stick my horn in them

-Twilight Sparkle

>>22398687
Come on Vorked, teach those fuckers, come on!

Dear Princess Celestia...

I've been thinking... about all the worms out there. Did you know each end of a worm is male and female? It's fascinating you know. They eat through secreting saliva through their bodies, breaking down the nutrients in the soil around them. They don't excrete anything, they just recycle it back into more saliva. I feel like that. Just... eating soil. This life is the soil, you see. I secrete my energy, my life to this soil around me, and I take it in, absorb it, and it replaces me little by little until eventually, I'm part of it. I'm part of the soil. Do you understand, Princess? I'm part of the soil.

don't put twinkies on your pizza.

Dear Celestia
/co/ is fun to troll, just post ponies and watch the butthurt flow in.

-Twilight Sparkle

>>22398687
RIP AND TEAR

Dear Princess Celestia:

Today I discovered the joys of lesbianism!

-Twilight Sparke.

>>22398749

Dear Princess Celestia

Today I learned that any society with a long term ruler is bound to stagnate without new ideas or policies.

>>22398816
Have the "Chocolate Chips" macro?

>>22398774
>>22398741
ID BETTER GIF IT SO THEY KNOW I MEAN BIDNESS

Dear Princess Celestia...it's me again, Twilight Sparkle.


Today was just a normal day, until that Bully Rainbow Klotz came up to me while I was trying to talk to Pinkie Mayonaise....

Dear Princess Celestia,

Speedballin' is not for amateurs!

- Twilight Sparkle

>>22398836

Dear Princess Celestia,

I don't love you, I never did. My army of unholy, demonic horsemen shall overthrow this pitiful land.

Love,
Twilight Sparkle

Dear Princess Celestia...it's me again, Twilight Sparkle.


Today was a great day. Until that pussy Spike swallowed all my friends.

Bitch ass nigga.

Dear Princess Celestia...

What are you wearing right now?

Love, Twilight Sparkle
(and not Spike)

Dear Celestia, Just fucking IM me.

Here letter for /co/ I think!

Dear Princess Celestia,

I cried today. I cried for the first time in what seemed like forever. I don't know why, either. I wasn't sad, lonely, or depressed. I think...I think it's life. This life. It's taken it's toll on me. Here I am, learning and absorbing all this information about my fellow ponies, but I have no life to call my own. I have no happiness to call my own. I am living vicariously through them, and I think I realize that now. This isn't how it was supposed to be. I thought I was going to amount to something, but I now know that I am wrong, and I only wish for death. It can not come soon enough.


Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Princess Celestia
Spike is dying, I think all the letters are having a negative impact on him, I'm not sure how much longer he will last. In the interest of time I have forced him to send this.

-Love Twilight Sparkle.

My dearest favorite board /co/.
STOP FUCKING WRITING POINTLESS LETTERS TO ME.

dear Celestia, I wanna come molest ya, slowly undress ya. yo bootie's the best, ya.. no that sucked *crumple*

Dear celestia.
Why must /co/ have some RolePlaying faggots like >>22398980 ?
No one should roleplay Derpy Hooves, she is unroleplayable.
Love.Twilight.

PONIES HAVE HOOVES, HOW DO THEY WRITE?!?!

Fixed

And I'm still working on the Mass Effect comic dude.
I was under the impression that someone stole that request but I guess not.

Dear Princess Celestia.
You got a pool in yo castle?
Yo man. I could really like use a swimming pool.
Let me chill with you and Luna for sho nigga. Aight? Holla!

>>22399076
They don't. That's why TS always dictates to that fucking dragon. Because it has thumbs.

>>22399076
1) Dictation.
2) Unicorn magic.
3) Pencil in mouth.

>>22399076

Twilight Sparkle's Journal

Bunny carcass in alley this morning, hoof print on burst stomach. Equestria is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their friendship and frolicking will foam up about their legs and all the horses and unicorns will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." The pegasuses will also die somehow.

Dear Princess Celestia,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM

-Twilight Sparkle

>>22399076
Spike does it for them.

>>22399024
My most faithful student Twilight Sparkle

It's ok, he is easily replaced

-Princess Celestia

Dear Princess Celestia,

THATS MY HORSE!

-Rolf

Dear Princess Celestia,
This isn't from Twilight, its from Spike.
Twilight is always using big words.
I have no one to ask. But what does sodomize mean? Okay bye.

PS. Did you get that present me and Big Mac sent you?

YOU GOT DA MAIL BRO.

Dear Princess Celestia

Ponyville Has died, all hope has died. I sent this letter with Spike's Final Breath.

Your Once Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle

Dear Princess Celestia

Today I learned that I need to buy lots of gold, and that the free market will solve everything, and the worst person in the history of the universe is Woodrow Wilson, and that the terrorists are out to get me, and that Barack Obama hates America. Also, government-backed education is bad; and since you are the government, I don't want to be your student anymore.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>22399232
......its times like these that make me wish I didn't browse some many pony threads. Then I wouldn't be able to get this.

>>22399078

>My request fulfilled

Haha, Diabolical, it's perfect man! The picture came out ten times better than I expected it to. You got the background, the text, the pose, everything completely on-model. Excellent! No question asked that I picked the right drawpony for the job. Thanks again bro!

Celestia.
I'm writing to report the success of my initiation.With the help of Brother Angel, I have succefully slayed Mayor Cougar and drank her blood, thus ascending to winged unicorn form.
Now that I'm in power, I'm ready to raise an army in Ponyville to support yours in the future war to conquer the rest of the world.
Please tell me if you have any other objectives to accomplish beforehand.
Twilight.
PS:Apologies for the lack of color, the artist of this picture attempted to flee, so I had to kill him.

Dear Princess Celestia,

I come bearing great news! I'm pregnant!

Your not-so-faithful floozy,

Twilight Sparkle

>>22399316
Its no prob dude! Thank you!
>>22399297
Okay this one made me laugh

Dear Princess Celestia,

Did you know that ear wax turns orange, almost brick red, when it turns rancid? I usually clean my ears every day, and there might be a little bit of yellow. But I ran out of Q-tips about a week before winter break, and I didn't have chance to get to the store. Then I was on break for like two weeks, and I was staying with family, and they didn't have any in their guest bathrooms. So I finally got a chance today, and it was totally covered with like this dark brick red wax. I thought at first my ears were bleeding. I mean, both ends of the Q-tips, both ears, several Q-tips were needed. It was pretty gross.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>22399410
>Gay shit
>Twilight
Know the difference.

>>22399432
fuck that's nasty

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that making movies is so much easier using computer animation on a green screen than using models, or puppets, or real people or scenery.

>>22399445
Oh you like Twilight?

>>22399432

To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle

Twilight, stop using q-tips to clean your ears. Doing so only pushes hardened wax further and further into your ear canal, potentially causing hearing loss and ear damage over prolonged use. I know q-tips feel good, but you should never, ever use them in that way.

Your immortal ruler, Celestia

>>22399297

On a related note:

Dear Princess Celestia?

How do tides work? I don't know and neither do you. Nobody does. It's a mystery. And don't give me any of that magic shit. God does it.

Yours faithfully,
Twilight Sparkle

I REQUIRE LYRA

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that it may be possible to make money in the stock market regardless of direction utilizing leveraged ETFS and a careful spread of options contracts to leverage both with and against the current market direction in order to minimze losses but let gains run following an indicator that gauges the speed and acceleration of the market's movements.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>22399491
No, I'm a straight male.

Dear Princess Celestia

No longer can I bear the guilt. As of this morning, I have told the mayor of ponyville of what was done that night in the palace and even instructed on where the bodies were buried in the Everfree forest. No doubt she has already asked the Apple family for help in exhuming their shallow graves. If you wish to deny the justice you have fought so hard to avoid, that will be your choice to make as I can not bear to stand trial and relive the horror again. I have already taken the poison and so did Spike though he thought it was left over juice. Know that until now, I was your ever faithful student but the one lesson I couldn't learn from you is how to live with being a cold hearted monster. I will see you soon, burning in the lakes of fire in pony hell.

-Twilight Sparkle

You're gonna want to take a seat, your highness.

>actually want to draw something decent in flockdraw
>Too many people in room, you can only watch.
>Everyone in the room except Shuffle is just spamming words across the screen.

ALL OF MY HAAAATE

>>22399584
http://casfire.com/flockdraw/flockmod/

>>22399419
Hey diab, ya still here?
Can you do this one now?
With either spike, or gilda again (laughinggriffin.jpg) ?

>>22399564
well then what the hell is their purpose?

>>22399564

You don't know shit, Immortal ruler.

Now stop nagging me about.

Dear Princess Celstia

Today I learned that males enjoy anal because they have prostates. Why females enjoy it, seeing as they have no prostate, is still a mystery.

I will continue to research and experiment in this field.

Love,
Twilight Sparkle

>>22399631
Fuck that, do it with Pinkie Pie
(By the way, the filename is "Laughingelfman" that's Link from the shitty CDi Zelda series)

Dearest Princess Celestia,

Today OP was a faggot.

Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.

>>22399652
It still feels good even without a prostate
Lotso' nerve endings down there bro
Though a prostate is apparently way fucking better

Dear Princess Celestia

Today I learned about the effects of alcohol and that it can cause vomiting, headache and for some reason ass pain.

Dear Princess Celestia,

A chain letter was sent to one pony. He decided not to follow its instructions to copy it and send it to 12 other ponies. That pony was killed by a stampede of cows.

A unicorn did the same thing. That unicorn was struck by lightning.

If you don't send this chain letter to 12 other ponies, you will suffer an ill fate.

P.S. Love your little sister and make your little sister lots of yummy peanut butter sandwiches or your ears will be chopped off.

>>22399656

I gotta second that for Pinkie Pie.

>>22399656
I know.
But with Pinkie, she haz NO FINGERS!

>>22399049

NEED FULL RES OF DURPY WITH GLASSES

>>22399726
back here, brony
>>>>22398384

Dear Princess Luna,

I understand you've been pretty sad about ponies not coming to your moon-related festivals. But really, you should have expected this. YOU NEED TO SEND OUT INVITATIONS. We didn't even know there WAS a Winter Moon Festival until it was too late.

P.S. You really need to socialize more. You can't just hide in your palace forever. Plus, your crying keeps us awake at night. And I keep hearing this rhythmic thumping from Spike's bed when you start crying.

Okay. That would suck until you figured things out.

"Holy fuck. Okay I'm Twilight Sparkle. This is really weird. I have hooves, I can't handle things. I don't have any fingers. What do I do? Oh right, I use my mouth... Umm how do I write with my mouth. I have to learn about friendship of all things, and write letters to a pony princess. Oh wait, I have magic. How do I magic. I don't know how to magic anything, I can't- okay hold on, I think I've got the- and the quill is out the window. Oh I am so FUCKED."

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that no matter how much it seems like you get along with somebody and they are comfortable they are with you and attracted you are to eachother, a surprise kiss on the lips can drive your friend away and leave an awkward silence between the two of you from now on.

- Your Faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.

*sob* Oh Dash...

ROBOT HAND. NO MORE ARGUING

Dear Princess Celestia

All I've done today is browse pony threads, so I guess I didn't learn anything.

Your faithful student
Twilight Sparkle

Help me name her /co/

>>22399930
nice power fist, although i think you may need to turn it on first

Dear Princess Celestria,
I'm afraid that I'm a bit too worried to give a proper report today. It's just that I haven't been in contact with my parents since I came to Ponyville. I know that they're often busy with their magic research but I was hoping for at least a letter. The last one I recieved from them mentioned that they were close to discovering the true origins of unicorn magic. They believed that they could find a way to give all ponies magic. Could you imagine? Giving an earth pony or pegasus magic! It would be amazing! Father said they were going to show you their research. Did they?
Well, if they didn't, is it alright if I postpone my studies in Ponyville to visit them? I haven't seen them in quite some time after all.

-Your faithful student
Twilight Sparkle

>>22399950

Clover

Dearest Princess Celestia, today I've seen horrors … horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that… but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face… and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Pony Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the fillies. We left the camp after we had inoculated the fillies for curses, and this old stallion came galloping after us, and he was crying. He couldn't see.

(continued)

>>22399950
Nosey

dear celestia

today i used my magic to spy on big mac while he was jacking off and you were right he does have a huge cock

>>22399950
dank nugs

>>22399950
She's clearly weed pony.

>>22399950

NO. Fuck off with this OC shit. PLEASE.

>>22400003
about two leaves off that bro

>>22399652
Dear Twilight Sparkle

The interior wall of the rectum shares tissue with the interior wall of the vagina. Thus, the large number of nerve endings therein, when stimulated by anal, will produce similar, though not identical, pleasurable sensations.

See enclosed, my beloved student. Had to use ancient reference material featuring extinct species, but anatomical similarity to ponykind is sufficient for practical purposes.

Continue your studies.

Sincerely,
Princess Celestia

>>22399978

We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated hoof. There they were in a pile. A pile of little hooves. And I remember…I …I …I cried. I wept like some grandpony. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized… like I was shot… like I was shot with a diamond… a diamond magic spell right through my forehead. And I thought: My Celestia… the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not meanies. These were ponies … trained cadres. These ponies who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had fillies, who were filled with love… but they had the strength… the strength… to do that. If I had ten divisions of those ponies, then our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have ponies who are moral… and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling… without passion… without judgment… without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us.

Your faithful student, Col. Twilight Sparkle.

>>22399682
Dear Princess Luna

congratulations you just won a free timeshare, on the moon.

>>22400006
MLP is a franchise based almost entirely around OC
Deal with it or GTFO

Dear Princess Celestia,

I don't know what happened last night. I was drunk off my hooves for the first three hours. Everything after that was kind of hazy. My head hurts like hell... but the scariest part is that when I woke up this morning, I found dried blood under my nose, and my back hooves were caked in the stuff. My horn too.

I... I think I might have killed somepony in a rage. But I don't remember for sure. What should I do?

it needs to be bigger

>>22398980
>drawwhore of derpy
you sure you can handle that man?
it's a dark road, full of shitty speed drawing and hatred

>>22399950
Ivy

Her cutiemark even looks like poison ivy.

>>22400122
Just about to post this. I second it.

>>22400100

I'll say.

No wait, I was beloved by thousands

Dear Princess Celestia,

This is an epic thread. Please go to the 4chan archive. Select 'request interface' and post the OP's post number into the form to request for archiving.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

Dear Princess Luna:

Don't be sad, ponies can have fun at night too.

Pinkie Pie

>>22400100
>drawwhore
ah man it's like my /b/ days all over again...

>>22400206

Only Pinkie Pie could get away with doing something like that to Rainbow Dash.

Dear Princess Celestia,

ur a faget

Your faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle

>>22400206
Dear Pinkie Pie

I am confused by the picture you enclosed with this letter, please do not throw me a party.

-Princess Luna

>>22400158
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
My most faithful student. Stop being a faggot.

Sincerely,
Princess Celestia

Seriously, this does not deserve an archive, at least not yet.

>>22400030

Dear Princess Celestia,

Does that mean that it feels good when girls poop? Because it feels good when boys poop, eh?

Love,
Snails

Dear Princess Celestia

Today Iearned that the OP is indeed a faggot.

-Twilight Sparkle

>>22400149
>mfw you think that's the real EFG

Dearest princess Celestia.

I need your help. Something has transpired and I don't know what to do. None of the books here are of any help in this matter.

Two days ago, Ponyville's mailmare was taken with fever, and unable to do her proper rounds. Three other mailponies had also contracted the virus, and were unable to work. This effectively crippled Ponyville's mail service.

In desperation, local businesses pleaded with me to let them use Spike for mail delivery purposes. I refused at first, but finally relented, when it became clear that Ponyville's local economy would suffer without mail delivery.

Initially, everything was fine and Spike was unaffected. Yesterday, he began to get dizzy and fatigued. After noontime he suffered three episodes of narcolepsy and began to vomit blood. I will send this letter and I dare not send any more until I have found a way to cure him... I'm worried your response may leave him catatonic.

Also, I'm pretty certain a local stallion named Big Macintosh has begun to stalk me. I seem to see him everywhere I go. It's that time of year again and I'm going into oestrus... I may need to take a brief hiatus from my work here in ponyville. This is scary.

Your dearest student,

Twilight Sparkle.

>>22400318
>>22400158
Hey dear morons,

We have are own archive system stop being retarded.

-Someone smarter than you.

>>22400047

Dear Celestia,

I found out today everything I have ever known is a lie. The sun you raise is a pale imitation of the real sun in which our world revolves around, not the sun revolve around us. The moon you and Luna raise is nothing but a pretty glass globe. The real moon is massive, even larger than Equestria. You planted us in a pocket dimension; to hide us away from your sin. The sin you and Luna committed thousands of years ago. I've been on the other side; the ruins, the metal carriages they rode around in, and their remains. I looked at photos of you and Luna slaughtering them by the thousands. What could have done to deserve your terrible wrath? Why Celestia, why did you kill them all?

Dear Princess Celestia

Andross has declared war! He's invaded the Lylat system, and is trying to take over Corneria!

>>22400278
Oh god a drawfag needs to do the "dante sends a letter" comic but instead with twilight to celestia.

>>22400372
THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE ENVELOPES

>>22400376
Dear diabolical
>>22399631 ?

To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle

Regarding >>22399920 I know this may hurt, but you might want to check out >>22400206 You should confront both of your friends and apologize to Rainbow Dash for not considering that she may have been closer to another pony. Love triangles hurt everyone.

Or, alternatively, only one could get hurt. Play Pinkie a "visit". You're my student, and I didn't teach you to back down. I shall not have my favorite pupil be a beta.

I trust you know what to do.

>>22400373
>We have are own
>are
>Someone smarter than you
HAH

>>22400422
Dear Celestia

Stop reading my god damn mail

-Your sister, Luna

Dear Princess Celestia,

I learned something today. We thought we could make money on the Internet. But while the Internet is new and exciting for creative people, it hasn't matured as a distribution mechanism to the extent that one should trade real and immediate opportunities for income for the promise of future online revenue. It will be a few years before digital distribution of media on the Internet can be monetized to an extent that necessitates content producers to forgo their fair value in more traditional media!

>>22400419
>>22399631
I just stepped away for a second and came back.
Sorry I didn't notice that earlier!
Sure I can give it a shot.

Dear Princess Celestia, People didn't realise that this was also a general thread until the pic limit was reached again, thus proving these /co/lts never learn.
Sincerely your bitch, Twilight.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Twilight Sparkle is currently asleep. Then again, few ponies stay awake through my "Ten Second Flat" Special. And I've always wondered, what flavor is the candy vag of a Goddess Princess tastes like?

Your Interested "Student", Rainbow Dash.


P.S. Your sister is single, right?

Dear Princess Celestia,

I know you're still angry at me for holding that orgy in the palace garden. But I can't help myself. I've been all alone for a thousand years. I haven't spoken to, or... touched anyone in a thousand years. Then dozens of willing suitors come to my door, and you expect me to turn them away? Do you have any idea what it's like to be completely alone for a thousand years? I wasn't sleeping all that time. I was fully wide awake. I actually began to hear voices and see ghosts after the first hundred years. If it weren't for Twilight Sparkle's magic, I would never have returned to my old self... but I miss the company of other ponies so much, that's why I did what I did the other night.

Please let me out of the dungeon... I'll be good.

>>22400320

Dear Snails

It means that when a pony poops, she can stick a... hoof into her vagina and press to feel the poo slide against the other side of the flesh wall.

Faggot

>>22400006
>>22400135
>>22400122
Ah, well suggested anons, looks like we have a winner.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that even when cooped up in my house with a cold, I can still play with my friends online.

I also learned the Assassin's Creed Brotherhood is a simultaneously awesome and terrifying experience.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>22400320
>>22400544
STOP THIS

>>22400544

Dear Princess Celestia,

That's really hot.

Love,
Snails

P.S. You didn't really answer my question, eh?

>>22400392
To my most faithful student Twilight Sparkle,

This is a very serious matter that deserves my personal attention. I will be arriving shortly to tell you everything and answer any questions you may have. Please wait alone in your home until my arrival. Do not attempt speak to anyone about these matters. If you have already spoken to people about them, please prepare a list of those people for my arrival so that I may speak to them as well following our discussion.

Your loving ruler,
Princess Celestia

This thread is full of shit! I hope there is another MLP General cuz this one sucks

Dear Princess Celestia,

Could you please send the pony general pic, as well as the list of links? I haven't got it all, for some reason.

Sorry!
Twilight Sparkle

>>22400392
>>22400629
JESUS FUCK

>>22400536
Dear Rainbow Dash,

Luna has told me on occasions that I taste of strawberries and cream, and on other days of blue raspberries. I suppose it changes depending on how... 'in the mood' I am, so to speak.

I am glad to hear that your abilities are improving to even surpass that of my own student Twilight Sparkle - that is quite an accomplishment indeed! However, I must disappoint you to say that no, Luna is not single. You know how Royalty is. However, I could perhaps convince her that an open relationship or a threesome would be acceptable.

All my love,
Princess Celestia.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Your faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle

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>>22400206

Dear Pinkie Pie,

I have discovered your picture of questionable content under Luna's bedroom pillow. It would seem she has become rather attached to it. I am sending my royal entourage to your location within the hour to retrieve you. Please cancel all of your immediate plans as you will be spending this evening within my own private quarters.

All of your accommodations such as food and lodging will be taken care of. However, I'd advice you to pack accordingly as you will be catering to my night's entertainment personally. I trust that I will not be disappointed.

Sincerely,
Princess Celestia

Dear Celestia.
Are you responsible for all those dead bird across the human world?
Is it "that time" of the month again?
Your faithful lo- students, Twilight.

Current flockmod.

Whoever drew Precious, can you draw him in a higher quality picture? He's so cute ;-;

I wrote a letter from Twilight to Celestia yesterday.

Someone asked me to write a reply from Celestia to Twilight, but it turned into a story instead.

Here's the letter from last time:
<--

>>22400688
Dear Princess Celestia

I am sorry for reading Rainbow Dash's letters, but intrigued by something that you wrote.

>Luna has told me on occasions that I taste of strawberries and cream, and on other days of blue raspberries. I suppose it changes depending on how... 'in the mood' I am, so to speak.

How does she know? Does this mean incest is legal in equestria?

Applejack.

Dear Celestia
Am I black?

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I went black, and I'll never go back.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>22400971
are you going to write more of the letter series?

I'd like to see Celestia, Rainbow Dash and Rarity replying

Post the story anyway

>>22400978
Go for it Applejack. Put Applebuck to the test.

Applebloom gets second dibs.

Granny Smith gets to watch.

>>22400981
>>22400982

>>22400971
And now for the repurcussions!

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The Mirror Of Impossible Dreams
Spike was out of the house for once, away on an adventure with Apple Bloom, and Twilight Sparkle was making good use of the time to get as much study done as possible. She sat on her bed reading a book called “The Ursa Major in its Natural Habitat” – it was a fascinating book, and she was so deeply engrossed in it that for a long time she didn’t realise there was somepony knocking on the front door of the house.
“Is that Spike back already? Why doesn’t he just come in – the door’s unlocked for goodness sake! Oh Spike...” But when she got up and went to the door, she saw that it wasn’t Spike – it was one of the Pegasus ponies who took travellers between Ponyville and Canterlot. Few ponies made the journey regularly, so she was surprised to see him arrive at her house unannounced.
“Uh, yes? Can I help you?” she asked, and the Pegasus pony bowed and replied:
“Her majesty Princess Celestia would like to see you immediately to discuss a matter of great importance!” he said. “A Pegasus carriage is waiting for you as we speak.”
“Of... of course!” Twilight closed the door and went with him. She would have loved a chance to have brushed her mane (it must look a sight!) and get herself presentable for the Princess, but the stern look on the Pegasus pony’s face prevented her from asking.

>>22400981
>>22400982
blacktwilightmind

Could some drawfag draw a picture based off of this?

>>22399631
Spike: How about a kiss? For Luck?
Rarity: You've got to be kidding me darling.
Spike: roflmao

Dear Mods

This thread is fucking creepy and everyone in it is a furry and a pedophile

Please remove it.
Sincerely, /co/

>>22401013
I will be, but maybe some more unrequited love letters first: like from Rarity to AppleJack.
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Soon she was in the carriage, lofted up high over Ponyville and on her way to Canterlot. It had been a while since she had seen the Princess, and even longer since she had been to her old home. She looked back on Ponyville and sighed. The problem must be a serious one for her to be summoned so quickly to Canterlot. Unless maybe – Twilight thought – I’m in trouble? But what could I have done to make the Princess want to see me so ....
Uh. Oh no. Oh no. Not THAT. It COULDN’T be THAT.
Now the flag-topped spires and filigree towers of Canterlot filled the sky, and the carriage swept up and over the battlements, landing in the Outer Courtyard of the capital of all of Equestria. Twilight’s heart beat hard in her chest. She got out and, with a nod to the Pegasus pony who had pulled the carriage, she started towards the great gate to the Inner Courtyard. She bit her lip and broke into a nervous trot. Some unicorns that knew her greeted her, but the sound of their voices was tinny and strange, like she was hearing them from far off, and she couldn’t bring herself to reply to them.

>>22401065
1 person =/= /co/

>>22400978
Dearest Applejack,

I am deeply upset that you would breach your friends privacy. That is not how the magic of friendship works - there should be trust. But at least you were honest.

As for your question, I'm surprised that you of all ponies would ask me that. You live on a farm, don't you? Surely you should already be aware of Equestria's views on such matters.

Like I said, Princess Luna and I are Royalty. Our behaviour in the bedroom is not unlike yours.

With all my forbidden love,
Princess Celestia.

>>22401065

>>22401086

The guards bowed to her as she came through the mighty archway that led from the Inner Courtyard to the throne room. Every other time previous, when she had walked under that arch, she had been filled with joy – the thought of seeing Princess Celestia, her beloved teacher and mentor and... Well, now all that joy was transmuted to fear as she walked through the far end of the archway. She almost jumped out of her hide when she heard the guards at the entrance shout: “Twilight Sparkle, Unicorn Pony of Ponyville!”But somehow she kept herself together and walked into the throne room where the Princess awaited her. And there, high atop the throne itself, flanked by her Elite Guards, Princess Celestia sat in all her Unicorn Pegasus majesty. Her multicoloured mane swept about her, coursing with Rainbow Magic, and her horn glowed with her great power. But the Princess had her face turned to one side and Twilight couldn’t make out her expression. But as she approached the throne, the Princess slowly turned her face, and Twilight could see that her eyes were soft, and that the warmest of smiles lit up her mouth.
It was as if a sudden load had been lifted from Twilights back. She let out her breath, which she only now realised she had been holding as she’d walked down the great red carpet, and bowed deeply to her teacher and mentor.

Could a drawfriend please do a better version of my original character?

Come back from work, see this thread.

>ponies don't write Spike does it all for them
>Spike reads all of these

What.

>>22401114“Twilight Sparkle, thank you for coming to see me at such short notice!” The Princess’s mighty voice filled the throne room, and it was warm and loving and seemed to Twilight to envelope her as an almost living thing. “I apologise for having caused you concern, but I could not come to Ponyville personally to see you. For you see, this is a matter of a personal and private nature.”
“Personal?” Twilight asked, raising her face from the floor. “Princess, is everything alright?”
Princess Celestia shook her head. “Alas, I wish I could say that everything was alright. But come,” she said, stepping down from the great throne, “Let us retreat to a less formal place to talk. I have something to show you.”
She approached Twilight and as she did, her horn began to glow more and more intensely. And with a sudden flash of purple light, and a surge of heat, they were transported by the Princess’s magic to a room deep in the Castle. High vaulted ceilings were lit with torches that spilled out a soft orange glow throughout the huge room. It was almost empty, except for something in the far right corner, something metallic that glittered and flashed with the orange light from the torches.

>>22401065

Dear /co/

You are a pervert for thinking anything in here has anything to do with children.

Please leave and let the people have their fun.

>>22401065
Dear Fuckface

Suck my balls

ohwaityouarealreadysuckingballs

>>22401142

Minister Frollo, you're into ponies too? That's... unexpected. You're not having impure thoughts about them, are you?

>>22401145
How did this greentext get here I am not good at computer

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“Let me show you something, my beloved student,” said Celestia, leading Twilight towards the object in the far corner. “As you know, in ancient times past, long even before the time of Meagan, many magical treasures were created.”
“I remember, Princess,” Twilight replied, “Unicorn magic was even stronger then, and many Princes and Princesses of Canterlot channelled their magic into objects, to help pony-kind and to protect Equestria.”
“You remember all my lessons well, Twilight Sparkle,” Celestia smiled and nodded. “Many objects were made, some with abilities that even now we are unable to identify. Some of the objects were made for personal reasons as well, for even Princes and Princesses are not immune from the everyday problems of pony-kind. This is one such item.”
They were close enough now that Twilight could discern behind the bright light flowing from it the shape of a standing mirror. It was burnished gold, intricately decorated, and in the shape of a heart. As they got closer, she could feel waves of magic flowing from it. The mirrored surface seemed to move and ripple with a life of its own, and soon it went flat, and Celestia and Twilight were looking at their reflections in the mirror’s glistening surface.

ORIGINAL DO NOT STEAL.

BEHOLD THE WONDER OF CAPE MAN.

STOP
SHIPPING
PONIES

THEY
ARE
NOT
LESBIANS

THEY'RE JUST FUCKING FRIENDS, GOD DAMNIT /co/ YOU'RE NOT EVEN JOKING ANYMORE THIS IS GETTING CREEPY

>>22401180
I own horses. I do not find them arousing. But I love the show.

I do enjoy drawing human versions and making them lesbians.
>and then I was a lesbrony

>>22401184

“Is this the Mirror of Imp...?”
“So you have already guessed, Twilight Sparkle? Yes, this is it. The Mirror of Impossible Dreams. Do you remember the story behind its creation?” the Princess asked. Her eyes grew sad, but Twilight was delving into the memory of her studies for the information and she didn’t notice.
“Long ago,” began Twilight, “A Prince of Canterlot fell in love with an Earth Pony. He brought her to Canterlot to be with him, and they lived happily for a long time together.”
“Yes.” Celestia said, “That’s the story. They lived happily for a long time but...”
“But soon the Prince became obsessed with his lover. He spent all of his time thinking of her, of entertaining her and making her life perfect, so much so that he forgot about his duties as ruler of Equestria.”
“That is right,” said Celestia. “And even though he knew he was doing the wrong thing, even though he knew he should have been dedicating his time and energy to protecting Equestria, he couldn’t stop thinking about her. He tried sending her far away, but that just made the situation worse. He found he had lost the will to do anything, and his days and nights were filled with pining for her.”

When is episode 12 supposed to be out?
I heard something about it like, 3 threads ago. But haven't been in a pony thread since.

>>22401226

“And so he created the Mirror of Impossible Dreams,” continued Twilight. “But, I don’t understand what all of this is about...”
Celestia came closer to Twilight, arching her neck over the smaller pony’s and nuzzling her flanks. There were tears in her eyes, but Twilight could not see them – she was in bliss, the warmth and sweet scent of Celestia washing over her, making her feel safe and happy, and filling her heart to bursting with a strange, burning joy that threatened to explode out of her chest.
“My beloved student... my beloved Twilight Sparkle,” Celestia mutter, her voice soft and deep with emotion, “I know how you feel about me. I know about the letter that you wrote...”
Twilight’s eyes flashed open. “The letter?” she gasped. “But I gave the letter to Derpy Hooves to keep... Did that Derpy actually deliver it to you? That air-headed pony! Princess Celestia, I never meant...”
“Derpy did not bring me the letter,” said Celestia, stroking Twilight’s neck with her lips. “So please don’t blame her. The blame is all mine. There is another Mirror, the Mirror of Eternal Vigilance, that is only known to the ruler of Equestria. Whenever any pony writes my name anywhere, it reports the information directly to me. Some of the cruel rulers of old used to have trouble with rebellion, and used it to spy on their subjects. But I have found the Mirror useful in the past for learning about the needs and concerns of all the ponies of Equestria. And when I saw you writing a letter to me, rather than a scroll to send through Spike, I was worried that something was terribly wrong....”

>>22401186
FUCK YOU
HOW DO YOU KEEP LOSE YET STAY ON MODEL
TELL ME YOUR FUCKING SECRETS

>>22401221
>just friends
>mfw that's how all lesbronies start out

>>22401247

Twilight broke away. “You read the letter I wrote?”
“Yes, I am ashamed to say I did. I’m sorry, Twilight...”
“All of it?” Twilight slumped down on the ground. “You ... you must think I’m sick, Princess. Crazy and deranged...”
Celestia shook her head, “Never. Never, my dear, sweet Twilight Sparkle. I would never think that about you. Those words you wrote were so beautiful, and honest, and true to your heart that I could not stop reading them as you wrote them. And as I read them, I realised I had not been true to myself. For you see, my sweet Twilight Sparkle, I love you too.”
Twilight’s eyes filled with tears, and she almost couldn’t raise her face to look at Celestia’s. But she found the will somehow, and she saw that her teacher’s eyes were also tearful.
“Can it be... true?” Twilight whispered. “Do you.. truly love me... that way?”
Celestia brought her face next to Twilight’s and kissed her, once, quickly, on the lips. “I do. For a long time I have. And because of your letter, I understand that now...” And she kissed the tears that fell from Twilight’s eyes as the unicorn pony heard the words of the one she loved, and believed them.
For a long time they lay there, the smaller Twilight surrounded by Celestia’s body, nuzzling and kissing each other, Celestia’s mane swirling about them with its many colours, as if they were floating above some magical rainbow sea. And to both of them, it seemed that it would stay that way forever, a sweet and beautiful dream, here, alone, down deep in Canterlot Castle, far from everypony else, in a universe only populated by the two lovers.

>>22401224
Hey Frollo I tried my hand colorin' a thing of yours!

>>22401221

If you can't tell that Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack have a love triangle going you are blind and foolish.

>>22401273

At last Twilight opened her eyes. Next to her, Celestia was waking up as well. But something was different. Twilight looked about her and realised that they were no longer in the high-vaulted room. Instead, the two of them were lying on a green meadow, sunshine dappling over their backs, with an endless blue summer sky arching over them. And another thing was different. Celestia...
“Princess Celestia! You’ve shrunk!”
Celestia looked at Twilight with sleepy eyes, then surveyed their two bodies nestled together. Twilight was right! They were exactly the same size. And that wasn’t all.
“I’ve lost my wings!” Celestia exclaimed. “Oh, I should have used them more. But now I suppose I’ll never get the chance – the magic of the Mirror must have stripped them away. Oh well.”
As the two of them stood up, Twilight rubbed her eyes with her hooves. “I don’t understand, Princess! What just happened?”
Celestia put a foreleg over Twilight’s neck, and gently directed her gaze to the right. Not far away was the mirror – but it had lost all of its glow and magic now longer coursed through it. In fact, as they watched it seemed to slowly lose its shape, becoming fainter and fainter. But on the mirror’s face they saw themselves – not as reflections, but as if looking through a window. Celestia was her old self still – tall and regal, with her Pegasus wings, which were covering Twilight Sparkle as she cried into their pink feathers. Celestia was crying too as she held Twilight, the mighty tears wetting her nose, while behind them the glowing torches still filled the huge room with fitful light.

>>22401108
Dear Diabolical.
I LOVE YOU.
Anon.

>>22401303
I saw and saved it- you should color my other stuff, since I am terribad at it and you are good.

I'll dump my Lyra and Bon Bon stuff in a bit. Trying to find a pen that works to ink.

>>22401258

Fuck, I don't even know... I do it intuitively. Keep practicing.

>>22401306
Have Applejack and Pinkie Pie actually ever interacted outside of the baked bads baking?

>>22401314

“Don’t you remember the rest of the story of the Mirror of Impossible Dreams, my dearest one?” asked Celestia, as they watched their old selves in the dying mirror-image.
Twilight looked on at amazement. “The Prince took his Earth Pony lover to look into the Mirror of Impossible Dreams – and from that day ever after, they no longer loved each other. Their love faded away, and the Prince was no longer obsessed, and the Earth Pony returned home to her own people, and Equestria was saved. Their love had been captured by the mirror...”
“More than just their love,” Celestia explained. “The part of them that loved each other was caught in the mirror’s glass, and split off from them. The destructive fire of their love, the obsession that had threatened to overthrow peace and order, was contained. But it wasn’t extinguished. It lived on in the mirror, in a different world where the Prince and his Earth Pony lover were permitted to love each other as they wished, for no matter what happened, it would not bring destruction upon anyone else.”
In the fading mirror, Princess Celestia was slowly walking away with Twilight Sparkle. Suddenly, she turned back and seemed to be looking straight through the mirror at the two of them in the sunny meadow. And a sad smile played over her lips, and stayed there as the image finally drifted away into mist on the soft summer breeze.
Twilight looked at Celestia. “So, my old self will no longer love you?”
Celestia shook her head. “She will love me as a teacher and a friend and as a mother, but the passionate love of a lover will already be starting to fade, just as my original’s love will return to that of a teacher for her favourite student.”

>>22400971
I... Stole your thunder?
I'm... I'm sorry bro!
I'm sorry!

I love this thread.
Saving it!

MS here. Sporting a new name and trip now.

Any requests?

>>22401125
NO! This is my original char APPLE BUTTER. she was fired from the ranch for stuffin dynamite in the chicken butts and dropping cows from clouds. She's incredibly mntally unstable and has escaped from the Equestria Asylum multiple times. Her IQ is HOOJ

>>22401340

I don't know. I haven't even watched the show, I was just repeating the only names I could remember from the rest of the thread.

>>22401125

Someone? Please?

Dear Celestia.
Here's a secret snapshot of you just before you.... "frolick", with Fluttershy.
Did she finally gave in?What was her taste?
Love, Angel.

>>22401352

Galloping griffons that's long - I'll jpeg it next time
----------------------
“I feel sorry for them,” said Twilight, and she lowered her face.
“As do I, Twilight – but things are better this way. Somewhere there will always be a home for our love, and that somewhere is here.” She looked about the meadow that surrounded them. Far in the distance she could see a wisp of smoke rising – a town! “Wherever here is.” She turned to Twilight, lifting the pony’s sorrowful face with her own head and kissing her eyes. “Would you like to find out about our new home?”
Twilight smiled, and kissed Celestia back. “Of course. But Princess, is this world the same as ours, or is it completely different? Will all our friends be here?”
“I think it resembles our own, and I have no doubt that our friends will all be here in one shape or another, but I’m sure everything will be different in many strange ways. And please, Twilight,” She leaned over and rubbed her lips along her beloved student’s neck as she muttered “My name is just Celestia from now on – no more being a Princess for me.”
“OK... C-Celestia.” The name felt strange on Twilight’s lips, but as she said it, the realisation of what had happened struck her, and joy ran up through her heart, a joy so fiery and resplendent that it felt as if all the magic in the world was coursing through her. And she leapt up and galloped away through the meadow, looking back at Celestia, shouting “Catch me if you can, Celestia!” And Celestia galloped after her, laughing and leaping through the green grass.

>>22401086
>>22401086
>>22401086

>>22401380
This >>22401404 in human form?

>>22401394
>haven't watched the show
You're missing out, bro. Keeping up with the show really helps you with these threads.

HI EVERYBODY
Dear Applebloom

The results are in, you are indeed daughter of Applejack and big Macintosh

Love
Doctor hoovert

/r/ing Pony version of an >implying image.

Dearest /co.

The other day, I was watching My Little Human when Pinkie Pie burst into my room. I tried to hide it, but she saw what was on my screen and she threatened to tell evrybody and ran out laughing. Also, you people told me to to buy the My Little Human toys and not worry about what everypony thinks of me, and now they're all making fun of me. Thanks a lot for ruining my life.

Sincerely, your bro-ape,

Twilight Sparkle.

>>22401360

I RAGED when I read that letter you wrote because I'd just finished mine. So it forced me to actually post my stuff - publish or perish etc..

pic related - it's how I looked

>>22401221

I agree. If you're going to ship the ponies, it should be with original characters that you come up with. Also, heterosexual. Except for Dash. She's a lesbian. And Pinkie Pie's pansexual.

>>22401472

>>22401412

>Pony_tears.jpg

>>22400971

>>22401412

>>22401413
That image is FUCKING SAVED

>>22401247
>possibly interesting story
>turns into lesbian shit, again
oh god damnit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGBvbrXNjs0

/r/ing an image of Dash singing this to Applejack.

>>22401334
Dear Frollo

Please post the Rainbow Dash/Pinkie Pie pic I requested


love
CANDYVAG

Anon, you are my new favourite person.

Now to ditch the tripfaggotry and get back to writing the Final Battle between Trixie and Twilight

>>22401553
>turns in to lesbian shit
brb reading

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that applying for a job is not as hard as my panic attacks this morning made me think it was.

I also learned that I do not like Homestuck smut.

- Twilight Sparkle

>>22400536

screencap this

>>22401306
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE ZUTARA BUT MORPHED INTO AN ENTIRE SHIT-DRIBBLING FANDOM
god damn, i can become un-brony? i don't want to be a part of this anymore

Dear Celestia,

I had a wonderful chat with Luna. I never realized you were such an outgoing pony in your youth. You made your armor yourself, she said. My my, such craftsmanship. We have decided it would only be right for Luna to have some armor of her own, and are already learning the arts needed to make something fashionable yet functional. We agreed also that once we do hers she'll make one for me too!
I have also learned that Luna is quite knowledgeable in other useful studies, and hope to have further cross-training (she is a bit out of the loop, as it were).

P.S. I see why you gave spike to Twilight Sparkle. He really is a pushover. I just had to bat my eyes and now he delievered this without even reading it!

>>22401306
How does Fluttershy fit in?

>>22401619

You mad, brony?

>>22401506

Cool thanks. Also more if there is any.

>>22401603
Write Rainbow Dash's response plz

>>22401435

>This in human form?
>>22401404

Do want! Seconding this, fund this please MegaSweet!

>>22401435

On it.

>>22401688
You missed >>22401394 bro.
Funny though, because if there's any love triangle with RD, it's with those two.

Dear Princess Celestia,

I took it from him.

I took his innocence, Princess. I can't even dare ask him to send you this... so I leave this on your doorstep.

I don't know what to do Princess, I love Spike... but how could I stoop to this level? He's always told of his love for Rarity... so why did I do it?

Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle

>>22401605

It's just fluffy lesbian shit. Not the hot kind.

>>22401684
It doesn't.It's Dash's sexual fantasy.

Dear Princess Celestia,

I think this would be a good thread to post in /b/. For the lulz.

-TS

>>22401746
Meant for >>22401619

>>22401303

Lyra's eyes are gold, not purple.
And Bon-Bon's are teal.

D:

I'll just leave this little musical tidbit for you here, bronies.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/v0ycgb

>>22401772
>>22401684

These are funny and all, but the joke is kind of gross.

>>22401761
I'm from /u/
I cum buckets with fluffy shit

Waait. If I were Twilight Sparkle ... just MAGICALLY, I would not fucking right a goddamned letter. I'd do magic shit like all day long.

It'd be badass.

>>22401829
>Implying the rest of this thread isn't.
I don't know why, but this thread is one of the naughtiest (though light in rule 34) ponythreads ever.

>>22401619
This part of a fandom will always exist. Not everyone likes it. Not everyone takes part in it. And not everyone who takes part in it does so sincerely.

You can leave if you want, and I for one won't blame you for doing it. But another option - one that'll probably serve you better as a general policy when dealing with People Who Like Things On The Internet - is to try to turn a blind eye to the things that squick you out, and continue to discuss the things you like.

>>22401699
OK anon.

Do you want it hot or fluffy?

>>22401872
This works for these people too

>>22401892
HOT!
This is Rainbow Dash, NOT Celestia or Fluttershy!

>>22401571
My two ink pens ran out today : ( I may run by the store tonight and pick up some generic stuff to finish inking- it's in the upper part, the rough sketch.

Rest is Lyra and Bon Bon soon-to-be

>>22401872 squick

old, old fag detected.

>>22401871

I think it's one of the best generals in the last 12 days. Maybe because we've got a theme to work with, instead of totally random shit.

>>22401871

Most of it mostly innocent text jokes.

This is explicit pantomime of pony rape.

.>>22401892
Fluffy! Peease?

>mfw almost all good writefags are now basically writing
>AND THEN ___ ADMITTED THEIR LOVE FOR ___ BUT IN THEIR OWN WAY SO ITS DIFFERENT AND THEN THEY FELT WARM AND BUBBLY OR SOME SHIT AND POSSIBLY FUCKED(?)

what happened to the characters acting like they normally would, and not being outlets for bizzare and somewhat creepy fetishes

>>22401892
I DON'T KNOW
can it be both?
If not, i'm leaning more towards fluffly

>>22401935
ok then

>>22401967

>all the good writefags

Who, in your opinion, are the good writefags.

>>22401969
I'll do one of both then.

Like a choose your own adventure. With ponies. Lesbian ponies.

>>22401953
Or it could just be a guy who browses TVTropes.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick

Go on. Go to that link. You won't lose hours of your life to that site or anything. Really.

>>22402029
I'm partial to ButterscotchSundae.

Also, please don't check for samefaggotry. One of the Elements of Harmony is TRUST, remember.

>>22402032

>>22402047
Thanks anon.

I haven't read squick since the age-old days of alt.tasteless, Usenet's proto- /b/

>>22401967

I agree. So for those bronies against all the porn, I'll post this non-porn image I made of Rainbow Dash.

GOD BLESS EQUESTRIA

>>22401892

But more over she is also tough that adds to it

>>22401751
I WANT TO PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME DAMMIT! IT NEEDS TO EXIST!

Um... Excuse me everyone...

But... I just thought...

Perhaps you should know...

Lyra raped my bunny...

>>22402086

I don't even know how, brony.

>>22402175

That critter raping bitch.

>>22401967
Let's post some in-character fics, then. Ones that could fit in the canon instead of messing with it.

Here's one of my faves.

>>22401963

Uh, what? Looks like pantomime pony cunnilingus to me.

>>22402175
Angel is an ass anyway. you deserve better.

>>22402175
... did... did you watch?

>>22402175

First quilavas and now bunnies, something needs to be done about Lyra.

>>22402222

Am I doin it right? Nice quads, btw.

>>22402086

Wait.

>Generosity
>Laughter
>Kindness
>Honesty
>Loyalty
>Friendship/Magic

...you lying motherfucker.

>>22402262
*ba dum tish*

>>22402283

>>22398687


>>22402170
I guess Pyhon Tail's will have to do. Looks promising.

Either that, or we could convert whoever did the Twinkle Revue flash game.

>>22401953
I picked up the terminology on Livejournal, actually.
Yeah, I know. Only slightly better.

>>22402222
Probably my favorite out of all the fics that have been posted on here.

Dear Princess Celestia

REV UP THOSE FRYERS

Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle

>>22402175
shut up you unfaithful whore

>>22402130
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
WE TRUE BRONIES RIDE TOGETHER

>>22402148
SO AWESOME!

>>22402175
What scene is this from?

>>22401404
>>22401435

>>22402222
see, THIS is good. it;s only just outside the realm of possibility, only a bit darker than the show, and the characters are portrayed correctly

>STOPFAPPINGTOHORSES.jpg

Dearest sister,

I know that you are busy with your duties as monarch over Ponyland, but I invite you to my palace for a tea party tonight. I haven't seen or heard from you since the wonderful festival celebrating my return, and I want to catch up with a sister-only tea party! Remember the tea parties we had when we were foals? I even got some peach tea, I remember that was your favorite.
I haven't seen any ponies since I returned except the guards, and they never want to talk very much... Nobody responds to my letters or invitations. Isn't that funny? Please just send some sort of response, anything... I know it's silly, but I've been feeling a bit lonely lately.

Yours always,
Luna <3

>>22401944

This pleases me! Finish it up as soon as you can!

>>22402447
>It's daytime.jpg

lol

Can I request something yuri with rainbow dash and pinkie?
human forms of course

>>22402394

IT'S YOU AND ME BRONY

>>22402516
I know, I'm so pissed that both the pens died : (

Also bronies, there is an IRC
irc.rizon.net #pony

>>22402447
>File name

>>22402543

I'll see what I can whip up.

Celestia,

I put something special in your vegetables.


~ Ainsley

>>22401807
http://images.wikia.com/mlp/images/0/0b/Bonbon002.png
http://images.wikia.com/mlp/images/e/eb/Lyra003.png These were the references I used and I don't know who to believe anymore.
Here's the colors you said were right anyways.

>>22401413

>Any requests?

Could you take a shot at this one MegaSweet when you get some time?

>>22401380

Brokeback Ponies is maximum feels good with Applejack and Rarity. Humans please, thanks a whole lot!

>>22402447
Dear MS,

Your stuff is awesome.

Love,
anon.

Tablet acquired,need pony tutorials.

Current Flockdraw.

Someone is tempted to draw Big Mac violating Precious.
uhh

>>22402595
Wait you said Bon Bon's were teal, whoops whatever.

>>22401944
bravo.

I fucking love you

>>22402645
best one I have

>>22402484
Now I'm trying to imagine a regulr drunk Rainbow Dash. I'll have to find a screencap suitable for that.

>>22402608

I have something similar I drew up earlier today, actually.

>>22402130
A fine poster.

>>22402032 fukken sav'd

Also, here's a story that was requested this morning. The request was about Cobra Commander going to Equestria, but I couldn't really think of much comedic stuff, so I just wrote something that had a Cobra Commander that was a mixture of his cartoon self and his comics self.

>>22402731
Wow. I can't take some time to sleep ad I end up missing awesome new art, dammit.

>>22402731

Sweet Lord! Did you post that before? No way I'd have missed this beauty! Wow.... awesome man, very smooth!

>>22401493
I'm sorry. I didn't really now you had written one.

Dear Princess Celestia,
Why won't my pony friends let me join them in their games.
- Spike

Dear Spike,
Their games are for girls only. You should join some male ponies in their games.
- Princess Celestia

Dear Princess Celestia,
My ass hurts.
- Spike

>>22402731
Anything Lyra and Bon Bon.

I do prefer fluffy though.

>>22402771
>>22402731
Also, awesome boobs. You really know what you're doing, eh?

pony tutorials, coming up.

Oh yeah, I'm opened up to a request.
Just remember that I'm not that good of a ship writer.

>>22402771
>>22402789

Fresh off the press and un-posted til now. Drew it after work today.

>>22402148
I'm not impressed by a someone beating John Cena.
I mean, it's just John Cena.

>>22402032

>Like a choose your own adventure. With ponies.

Ok.

>Lesbian ponies.

AWWWWWW YEAH! Hot please, with sexy time!

second tutorial.

>>22402847
Oh, sweet!

>>22402483
TO PRINCESS LUNA,

WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT THE RECIPIENT OF YOUR LETTER ["PRINCESS CELESTIA"] IS CURRENTLY DETAINED BY MATTERS OF ROYAL IMPORTANCE AND WILL BE UNABLE TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE AT YOUR EVENT ["TEA PARTY"].

TO THIS MATTER WE WISH TO GIVE YOU OUR SINCEREST CONDOLENCES AND WISH YOU AN ENJOYABLE PERIOD OF THE STATED TIME ["EVENING"].

SIGN,
THE ROYAL STAFF

>>22402807
Just kiddin', AMANTHATSHALLKEEPHISPROMISES.

No raging was involved. Just competitive jealousy at your writing skills.

>>22402846
Story about Spongebob Raping Pinkie Pie.

>>22402768
Oh is there more? please continue!!!

>>22402962
....No.

>>22402846
Luna's motivation for casting eternal night was due to seeing various cosmological events and wanting the rest of ponydom to see them too, and become interested in space exploration

go

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned how to think with portals. Also, I want to be a godlike supercomputer sociopath when I grow up.

Your faithful test subject I mean student,
Twilight Sparkle

>>22402973
See
>>22402807

New MLP general?
>>22403011

>>22402998
Sounds...
Like a good idea actually.
Space...
Maybe have Doctor Whoof have some sort of relation to her...
Yeah, I can do this.

>>22402847

You're a good man Charlie Brown.

Image limit reached, thread is autosageing.

>>22403011
New General.

>>22403012
>>22403064
critique on your cobra thing promises;
might want to clean up those interjections that occur between the quotes...they sound kind of...forced? they don't flow well, it's hard to pin down

Dear Princess Celestia
Today I learned that even when one pony thread dies on /co/ another one quickly takes its place.

>>22402933
Shouldn't Luna be Stocking and Celestia Panty?

>>22403324
Nah, it's Luna who always gets screwed over.

Dear Princess Celestia
I learned that 30 year old Stallions still play with dolls.

>>22403324
that's what I was thinking too
>>22403389
Well, you could have Luna be Nightmare Moon with her stabbing Celestia.

Requesting archive
anyone else?

>>22402846

Please write about Celestia trying and failing to mend her lost time with Luna.

It doesn't have to end in complete disaster, but maybe have Celestia as a sort of Twilight Sparkle and be all awkward. The other cast can play a role - maybe have Celestia stage something with them to try and make Luna smile

End on a happy note

>>22403509
It's already on the pony archive.
http://arch.413chan.net/co22398651.html

>>22403509
>Why.jpg

This thread had the general image, it will already be in our archive..

So is it that everyone in ponyville wants to fuck Rainbow Dash, or does RD just want to/already fucked everyone?

What kinda seductress are we talking about here?

>>22403903
RD's already done it in TEN SECONDS FLAT.

>>22403903
Well, they need some sweet loving, and she's there to give it. No need for fancy math'matics.

Dear pesky princess,

The dragons and I have taken over Equestria.

Your faithful student is now a permanent guest at one of my seven dragon hotels.

I dare you to find her if you can!

>>22402731
YES.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today, I learned Explosive Runes.

>>22404230
>BOOOOOM
LOL good one

>>22404230
Isn't the joke from order of the stick and it goes "I prepared explosive runes this morning." ?

>>22401412


aw man...that was too good...I seriously need to up my writing for the bronies...I have to do something as awesome as this...

>>22401542

SAVED!

>>22404652
There was a joke like that... someone should use that template coic where Celestia gets a message and gets pissed.

>>22405030
yeah, it was well written
but the concept was creepy as fuck
A.J, plesae don't start writing creepy lesbian shit as a stable

butterscotch, cut it out

>>22405195
pussy

>>22405195

all my stuff has been very subtle with the whole lesbianism thing...except for the stuff that sounds like it could have been an episode...

grr -ruffles hair in excited frustration- Jimbo and Butterscotch are kicking my ass and I can't stop loving their awesome writing!

>>22401142
Twilight and Celestia have both been seen writing their own shit, Twilight just likes to make Spike write for her so she can express her inner grammar nazi bitch.