>King

But she's a mare...

Needs more rule 88.

You're a fag.

>>22382284

as far as you know

>>22382312

Son you have no idea the hell you just unleashed...

So I've been getting random flashes of ponies in my head for some time now, i don't even watch the show that much. what's happening to me?

>>22382247
Cum and shit everywhere.

>>22382247
Silly anon! Pinkie Pie is a Princess, not a king!

>>22382354


Souns like a helluva party.

>>22382345

as far as I know

>>22382346
You've been on /co/ too long. Do something else that involves plenty of visual attention, like a video game.

>>22382346
Ponies now control your mind. This is how you will be dressing a year from now.

>>22382346
The sickness, it's devouring your mind.

It won't be long now.

>>22382354
Fuck, now I can't unsee.

Does anyone else care to comment on my opinion that unicorns are the master pony race?

Again, only seen the first episode.

Applied some coloring. Will add background later.

So many mlp thread, I don't know where to post anymore...

>>22382346

You're probably dieing

More reaction pics from this episode. Like Twilight snapping.

>>22382402
Pretty good...

>>22382407

Someone rang?

>>22382397

They are all equal and everything is sunshine and happiness

You are watching My Little Pony

>God Tier
Any episode where the ponies leave ponyville
>Shit Tier
Any episode that takes place completely in town

I'm counting Griphon the brush off as god tier since they went to dash's house which is outside of town.

>>22382433

OH MY GOSH IT'S DEATH

COULD YOU BRING MY PARENTS BACK?

Did anyone manage to save the Fighting is Magic thread that was on /v/ earlier?

>>22382397
Pegasus unicorns are the master race.
Unicorns are the aristocracy.
(except for Snips and Snails - what's with those guys?)

>>22382468

>>22382468
Any reasoning behind this? Watching Ponyville get destroyed was fun and the slumber party passive aggressive war was hilarious.

>>22382455
I've seen one non-unicorn pony that can fly. The rest can't do shit.

Unicorns are goddamned telekinetic. How are they *not* the master pony race? Plus as far as I can tell, the normal ponies live in ponyville and the unicorns live the the badass castle that Twilight was in at the start of the first episode.

>>22382407
>dieing
Where have these spellings been all my damn life? This shit just pops up out of no where and BAM it's not marked as incorrect in spellcheck because it's a REAL spelling of the word!

I swear if I wrote that on a paper in highschool I would have gotten marked for a spelling error.

>>22382489
Do you notice how small they are?
They're kids!

New art, fixed. Forgot those eyeleashes.

>>22382397
Unicorns could fly and do pretty much anything an earth pony can do with the aide of magic.

There must be some downside.
Maybe they're horny all the time?

>>22382475

Question for anyone who bought the pony shoes:

Are these male or female? It's important that I get the correct sizing, since you can't return these things.

http://www.zazzle.com/bashamo/gifts?cg=196657557626152945

>>22382504

Actually, pretty much all of what you just said is wrong.

Watch some more show

Well King Pinky can go fuck herself. All that ever happens in these threads is talking about the same things over and over again, constant reposting of image macros, the same tired theories, and then the people who hate the show come around and bitch. This goes on for hours upon hours, and the end result is that everyone has wasted their time either celebrating or complaining over a show about horses, and it NEVER FUCKING STOPS.

The ponyfans never talk about anything, and ponyhaters never shut up. It's madness. It's annoying. But most importantly, it just keeps going. You people are like living representions of Zeno's Race. Right when it seems we've gotten to the halfway point of all this nonsense, the halfway marker is moved up another notch. You all refuse to stop or slow down. You all just keep going like the demonic bastard children of the Energizer Bunny. ENOUGH ALREADY.

In short: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Baby Loop-De-La.

Yes, I know Loop-De-La was an Earth Pony. So was Rainbow Dash.

Donning tripcode only to post my writefaggotry.
------
In all of Equestria, there’s no pony quite like the Mail-pony of Ponyville. Her name is Derpy Hooves, and as the Ponyvillians say “Derpy by name, Derpy by nature.” But they love her all the same, despite the mail sometimes being delivered late or to the wrong pony, because Derpy is the one pony you can tell your secrets to, and expect them to be kept.
Sometimes a pony of Ponyville needs to get something off his or her chest: but they don’t want anyone to know about it. So they write it in a letter and give it to Derpy to deliver. And Derpy can tell, by the wistful look on the pony’s face as they hand her the letter and by the fact that the letter has no stamp (for the Ponyville Post Office gives every pony a page of stamps the day after every Winter Wrap Up with their own unique cutie mark on them to use throughout the year), that the letter isn’t meant to be delivered. So she puts it in her saddlebag, separate from the one with all the other letters and the one with all the muffins, and keeps it and its secret safe. And never once in all her time as the Mail-pony has she ever mixed the letters up!

Just bein' a Grammar Rebel, y'all

>>22382468
Winter wrap-up?

Either yes it sucks or point out where they left town.

So, do you guys seriously watch this or is it just one person spamming the place with it?

Also, the images posted here look like this series has terrible flash animation, does it? I hate stiff flash animation.

>>22382504
Snips and Snails are walking proof that unicorns are not the pony master race.

Remember that Twilight may be hax magic but she's the exception not the norm, and earth ponies are pretty damn strong.

Pegasi can CONTROL THE WEATHER

>>22382547
Torrenting the first 10 episodes. Seed, you assholes.

>>22382555
Scootaloo was apparently an Earth Pony in G3.

Now she's a pegasus.

And also a baby.

You're good.

>They are all equal
All ponies are equal but some ponies are more equal than others.

>>22382589

watch in on youtube, or hey how about the god damn hub website

>>22382527
They have their cutie marks.

>>22382565
But what if we could read some of those letters ourselves? I’m sure that like Derpy, you can all keep a secret, and besides – humans haven’t been able to travel to Equestria for a long time now, so there’s no harm in knowing a secret that you can’t tell anyone, is there? So why don’t we sneak a peek in her hidden saddlebag and see what secret thoughts and dreams we can find!

-----
I've only written three.
Spike to Rarity
Twilight to Celestia
Pinkie Pie to Rainbow Dash

>>22382615
They're adolescents

>>22382615
Yes, but that doesn't instantly make them grown up

>>22382612
Hub website link?

Youtube has sucked for streaming video for me the last year. I have a 20 Mb/s internet connection, but youtube's latest throttling scheme has killed my ability to stream.

Is this show exceptionally funny or something? I don't see why people would be talking about a My Little Pony series here.

Who wants a free cutie mark? Takes seconds to apply, and impresses everyone when you show it off.

>>22382631

You don't grow up from getting a cutie mark but you do get a cutie mark from growing up

>>22382631
>>22382627


Are they older then Apple Bloom?

Where's hers?

>>22382484
I think it was requested enough to archival.

just gotta see if it gets it.

>>22382648
I just watched the first episode today. I can't explain it, but once you've watched one you desire more.

>>22382589

Download Links
---------------
Episode 1: Friendship is Magic part 1
MKV [191 MB]: http://www.mediafire.com/?yjy09a2yg8x7zv8
AVI [175 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ADIKIWFW

Episode 2: Friendship is Magic part 2
MKV [292 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6077YZGC
AVI [175 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TTHUXV52

Episode 3: The Ticket Master
MKV [273 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LKR9GYE2
AVI [175 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8JTFFEHZ

Episode 4: Applebuck Season
MKV [195 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UD386VHZ
AVI [175 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2J295VAJ

Episode 5: Griffon the Brush Off
LQ MKV [85 MB]: http://www.mediafire.com/?6m4xklwwacz9jts
Resized AVI [175 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=69HRGUZ3

Episode 6: Boast Busters
MKV [272 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3G8ZSRMM
AVI [175 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=wc9crawk

Episode 7: Dragonshy
MKV [262 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VPBBZ80A
MP4 [111 MB]: http://www.mediafire.com/?93tit316huil3kt
AVI [175 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PDHE8V2B

Episode 8: Look Before you Sleep
MKV [303 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I4RDHVD4
AVI [175 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BM1ZDAG0

Episode 9: Bridle Gossip
MKV [286 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XZ9WMYES
MP4 [119 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7UGU4G6Z
AVI [175 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0Z5YQCNY

Episode 10: Bridle Gossip
FLV [309 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RW9I5CZI
AVI [175 MB]: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3M53Z7DS

>>22382644
the sad part is, that the hub took down most of the episodes.
try on derpyhooves.com

>>22382644

http://www.hubworld.com/

>>22382648

If you liked Powerpuff Girls, odds are you will like MLP FiM

>>22382655
Yes, and we'll be seeing this this Friday probably proving small ponies can have cutie marks too

>>22382657

1. Yes
2. She goes on a quest to get it next episode

>>22382678
>>22382683
>>22382687
How many episodes are there?

>>22382644
You could just use jDownloader to batch download from the megaupload links
MU usually has good speeds

>>22382607
>Animal farm reference
NNNNNNNNNICE

>>22382648
It's fun.

>>22382711
11

>>22382592 filename

fuck i lold

IM NOT DONE. The rampant hostility between fans and non-fans is ridiculous on so many levels it's not even half-funny.

This is a show about horses. HORSES. Why is everyone making such a huge fucking deal about horses? If you like the show, fine. If you don't like the show, fine. There is no excuse to wage a constant flame war over My Little Pony. The fact that this is what's happening is the most asinine thing since Superboy Prime punched reality with his fist.

Why argue over this? What's to be gained from this conflict?

JUST SHUT UP ALREADY.

Ok. Now I'm done.

>>22382715
Eww, I hate random browser addons. You sure this is legit?

>>22382702
>If you liked Powerpuff Girls, odds are you will like MLP FiM
I always hated Powerpuff Girls but I love MLP FiM

>>22382751
jDownloader isn't a browser add-on, it's an external application that runs on Java.

And it's as legit as anything that runs on Java.

>>22382648
No, it's just well made and has a classic feel to it.

The community is more fun than the show.

Just watch it and let yourself adjust to the burning hot flames of how astoundingly girly it is.

After the integrity of your being has burned from the inside out you will make your decision.

Anyone got high-quality download links for the episodes?

>>22382720

Who says ponies can't be literary related?

>>22382752
>>22382752


Well at least youre only half a faggot.

eat it. We want these ponyfags the hell out now.

>>22382617
Pinkie Pie to Rainbow Dash
To my dearest, most favouritest ever pony Rainbow Dash,
This is a SUPER IMPORTANT letter filled with a SUPER IMPORTANT secret, and I just had to write it. It was like that time I ate that double-cream strawberry cake with my favourite hot-sauce icing (you know how much I love hot sauce icing!), and it got stuck part way down and my stomach went “Ggggrrrbbbbbbllll!” and I had to sit down really quick so that it didn’t come back up (which would have been HORRIBLE!!!! Especially ‘cause I’d already gone to the trouble of eating it, and I’d already started eating those SCRUMPTIOUS apple danishes!!)? Well, the secret I want to write down is kind of like that – except that instead of my stomach going “GGGbbrrrrrrllll!” it’s my heart that’s doing it (but with a more “Thumpa! Thumpa! Thumpa!” kinda sound).
I KNOW I can be a bit crazy and zany and out there at times (remember how I kept feeling like somepony (who WASN’T a PONY!!) was secretly watching us all and our adventures and you said “Pinkie, that’s just not possible!” and I said “It totally IS possible!” and you said “No it’s not!” and I said “But it IS possible!” and we kept arguing until I got all pooped out and you shook your head and said “Oh Pinkie!”, and flew away up into the sky to your little cloud castle?) – but when I’m with you, I feel like everything just starts to make more sense – you know? All the energy and craziness kinda gets sorted out somehow.

>>22382748

Were you arguing earlier or something?

>>22382752
So I guess you don't remember the mayor at all?

>>22382775
>The community is more fun than the show.
I respectfully disagree.

>>22382751
You don't need the plugin part, the plugin is useless, you just need the stand alone software part. It will monitor your clipboard to see if you have copied download links, and will add them to a list.

Please, someone who downloaded the highres version of this episode<(swarm of century) please post a screenshot of this scene in it's original resolution instead of stretched.

>>22382770
I hate java, too. Downloading now.

>>22382791
I just WISH I knew how to say this to you in person. But it’s like when the Poison Joke zapped my tongue and I was all like “PPpppbbbttt!” and “Pssshhhbbt!” and nothing came out properly or made sense – all the things I want to say to you seem to get all tied up and muddled and tangled and stuck, and I can’t say a thing. And so I just smile at you Rainbow Dash, and when you smile back it’s like a million fireworks exploding in a billion parties and a zillion balloons and streamers and confetti everywhere! But it’s all still tangled up inside, and so I have to write this letter even though writing is hard (especially with a crayon!) to try and get less muddled up. Because I know I’ll never, ever, ever be able to say “I love you Rainbow Dash!” without you thinking it’s all just a big joke. And if I said it and you looked at me and said “Oh Pinkie, you big kidder!” I’m so sure I’d just tangle up even more, so much that it could never get untangled, and I’d never be able to laugh and joke and party again. And what’s Pinkie Pie without a party? I’d JUST DIE!!!
So I’ve written those crazy words and it feels just a teensy bit better. And even though you’ll never see it, I’ve written your name below with love hearts around it because you’ll always be next to my heart, even if I can never shout it out in the middle of Ponyville so that everyone can know, which is the one thing I’d love to be able to do more than anything else in the world. (Well, maybe except for KISSING you!!!)
♥Rainbow Dash♥

Love and kisses!!!!!
Pinkie Pie

>>22382805
I expected so. I didn't feel like bothering to say, IMO, but yeah, it's just my opinion.

Moar Derpy plox.

>>22382805
Seconded.

>>22382748
you've asked the very same question i've asked myself way too many times.
i can see why some people hate it, these threads have recently derailed into racism, porn, and rping.
that shit is wrong, but I like the show enough to not pay attention to them, most of them are probably bad trolls trying to stir up trouble, but these threads have a different state of mind, i honestly have never seen such a thing anywhere else on 4chan, there's little to no hate and bronies all get along magically.
they never see anyone as a troll unless its blatant. and even then, the ones that are trolling and no one realizes fails anyways, since it gets ignored or nothing of consequence happens.

>>22382813

>>22382830

you are a god damn disease

>>22382775
>Just watch it and let yourself adjust to the burning hot flames of how astoundingly girly it is.

Actually, I think most of the positive reaction has been because of how NOT girly the show is.

Think about it. The last My Little Pony cartoons were fucking pink and purple EVERYWHERE.

And there's no shopping or boys or catty gossip or any shit like that.

>>22382814
>By installing facemods...

RAGED

>>22382882
If your definition of "girly" is "shit-tastic 30 minute commercials" then I agree with you.

>>22382830
If weren't for Pinkie Pie, MLP wouldn't have not been so funny

Hey guess what /co/ I made a pony fan character! DO YOU LIKE HER!?

Who was the guy assembling a MLP pack?

>>22382882
>The last My Little Pony cartoons were fucking pink and purple EVERYWHERE.

are you trying to say this one isn't?

TWO OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE PINK AND PURPLE.

It's a girly show. It was MEANT to be a girly show. The creator has even said she specifically wanted to make a girly show.

Not a single person has any right to say this show isn't girly as fuck, because it is. It's meant to be.

>>22382797
No. I'm just tired of all this pony nonsense. These threads are pointless and nothing of value happens in them. I actually watch this show. There's nothing to fucking talk about. So why are there so many threads? SO MANY. WHY? GYAAAAAAAH!!!!

>>22382933
She's fat. Like you!

>>22382879
Would you like to read Twilight's letter to Princess Celestia next? Or maybe Spike's letter to Rarity?

>>22382748
>This is a show about _______. ________! Why is everyone making such a huge fucking deal about _______?

Exploitable.

>>22382964
Spike's Rarity letter. Totally.

>>22382944
i think that the massive amounts of drawfaggotry that supports the show on here drives a lot of it. i've never seen so much OC for a show in such a short amount of time outside of pixiv

>>22382941
What about the blue one?

>>22382678
Anyone have a MU for the 11th episode to toss into jDownloader?

>>22382944
>These threads are pointless and nothing of value happens in them.
Hello, sir. You are in 4chan, all is pointless and deprived of any value at all

>>22383001
hd hasn't been released on the hub yet sadly

>>22382997
what about her?

>>22382939
That'd be me

>>22382986
Spike is fun to write. I hope we see him go on his own adventure later on in the series.

Spike to Rarity
Aw gee, writing this letter is so embarrassing. I’d better just try and finish it as quickly as I can. I sure hope what everyone says about Derpy being able to keep a secret is right....
Dearest Rarity,
Ever since I first saw you in your boutique, I’ve been in love with you. Your grace, your elegance, your fashion sense, your beautiful indigo mane that smells like purple froot loops....
I know that your eyes are set on Princess Celestia’s nephew, and I know that I can never compare with him. He has some real big horseshoes to fill. I know I’m not as rich as he is, or as dashing, or as thoroughbred. I’m just Twilight’s assistant. But everyone has to start somewhere, right? One day I’ll be a big guy in Canterlot, one of Princess Celestia’s head honchos, just you wait and see! Someday all of Equestria will know my name.
But maybe you think I’m too young? Well, I won’t be a baby dragon forever. Remember the sleeping dragon you guys convinced to move away from Ponyville? One day I’ll be as big as he was. And remember that huge pile of jewels and gold he was sleeping on? One day I’ll have a hoard just as big! I’ve already started on it. It’s not much to look at at the moment, just the allowance I get from Twilight and some glittery rocks I found in the river, but one day it’ll be GIGANTIC. And I would give you the biggest, most sparkling jewel of the whole lot as a symbol of my everlasting love.

>>22382944

>Threads on 4chan are pointless

You don't fucking say? Listen here you nigger, I come to this board for pointless discussion of cartoons and comics. Go to fucking facebook or something if you want to be SERIOUS about your PONY SHIT god damn.

>>22382535
Unicorns only have magic related to their natural talents. Only if their natural talent is magic do they actually become WIZZADS N SHIT and start replacing all the other ponies' usefulness

You know, like Twilight Sparkle, who everyone would think is a huge bitch if ponies thought like people.

>>22383037
But please don’t think I’m obsessed with treasure! I’d give it all away, all of it just for a single sparkle of your azure eyes, a single smile, a single kiss from your lips.
But right now, I could never tell you how I really feel about you. I’m scared you’d laugh or, worse still, just stare at me like I was crazy. And I can just see how Twilight would react: “Spike, don’t be so silly. Rarity’s a pony and YOU’RE a dragon – a baby dragon! You’re completely mismatched. You should meet a girl dragon your own age.”
But I don’t want a girl dragon! I want you, Rarity. You’re all I’d ever want or need.
Yeah, I know it’s impossible. But you can’t blame a guy for trying, can you?
Your ever faithful servant,
Spike

>>22382876
Thank you,
may you dream of ponies tonight.

>>22382791
>>22382830
HNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG...

THIS IS SO FUCKING SWEET.
I'M SMILING LIKE A FAGGOT NOW, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

Thanks a lot, needed my dose of diabetes.
I fucking love you

>>22383037
I was expecting a bit more natural crudeness and mustache style suaveness. Like him not articulating so well and using more simple words and childish analogy's and descriptors.

But i've never write-fagged in my life and it's my first time even passing a comment on one, so I'm not in a position to make statements here.

>>22383059
So unicorns have higher potential than regular ponies? You're all but proved my point.

>You know, like Twilight Sparkle, who everyone would think is a huge bitch if ponies thought like people.

Probably; but after watching the first one she was my favorite one. Any pony that drinks is a /bro/ny in my book.

>>22382941
Fuck you, seriously.

>>22383009
I refuse to accept that. 4chan, while full of shit, is supposed to be a place where people talk about stuff while posting amusing images. It's supposed to be fun. Endless repetition is not fun. IT'S BULLSHIT.

Walmart typos are funny.

>>22382830
Cuteness overwhelming

>>22383125
Facebook is that way.

>>22383125

EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN BUT YOU ASSHOLE

HOW DOES IT FEEL?

>>22382814
>Start using jDownload
>Download at 2 MB/s

Yeah; thanks for that.

>>22383112
Once AGAIN.

>>22382918
>>22382918

>>22383084
Thanks anon!

>>22383107

I basically try and listen to the way they speak on the show itself and write in a similar voice. But obviously I need to pay closer attention. Thanks for the critique anon!

>>22383148
IT FEELS BAD. .... AS WELL AS BORING. HORRENDOUSLY BORING.

http://www.kidtoonfilms.com/

Now what do we have here?

>>22383112
is that supposed to prove to me the show isn't girly somehow?

because it doesn't.

>Endless repetition is not fun. IT'S BULLSHIT.
For some people is fun.Get over it, fag.

>>22383188
GO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT SOMETHING YOU LIKE THEN
ATTEMPT TO HAVE FUN WITH OTHERS WHO SHARE YOUR TASTE

>>22383108
Everyone knows Earth Ponies are useless shits kept around only because they're stronger than other ponies, but no. Potential is just the same. Most unicorns can only do stupid shit, like exclusively play instruments with their minds or Rarity's hair magic. A unicorn being as powerful as Twilight Sparkle is hugely rare, indicated by the uselessness of THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE and the fact the ruling unipegaearth Princess has taken specific interest in Twilight.

>>22383037
>>22383062
>>MFW i read it in Spike's voice

>>22383189
aw the closest one to me is across the state, how sad. i would totally go too

TheWritefagWhoAlwaysKeepsHisPromises kinda stole my thunder on this one. In fact, if he hadn't posted his own letter from Twilight to Celestia, I probably would have waited to post the whole lot. Anyway, I hope my letter bears comparison with his.
----------
Twilight to Princess Celestia
Dear Princess Celestia,
It’s been almost a year now since You sent me on my mission to Ponyville to rediscover the Elements of Harmony and to make new friends and report back to you on the subject of Friendship, and I hope that the information I have been supplying You with has been useful to You. My new friends here in Ponyville have taught me so many things that I wish I’d known while I was studying in Canterlot, things like being true to your feelings, not being afraid, and being honest to those you love.
The truth, my dearest Princess Celestia, is that despite all my adventures here in Ponyville with my new friends, my thoughts always seem to come back to You. As my teacher and mentor, it was You who taught me how to harness Unicorn magic and how wield it responsibly, to aid others and to maintain Your peace and order throughout Equestria. This role as Your servant was all I ever wished for.... until now.
Now, I fear, I am compelled by my feelings to do something rash and foolhardy – oh, I remember how many times as a young and enthusiastic filly I was admonished by You to always look before I leapt. “My dearest student, magic,” You would say, “Is a mighty gift – and a grave responsibility. With it you can do not only great things... but also terrible ones as well. So you must always ensure that you consider carefully the repercussions of anything you might decide to do.” I’m afraid that, in order to be true to my own feelings, I have had to forget about this lesson of Yours – just for a little while at least.

>>22383165
Have you posted the letter from twilight to celestia ?

So there are only 10 episodes? Or is that the first season?

Please, tell me it's the first season.

>>22383212
Again, only seen the first one.

I still stand by my original thought: telekinesis used for trivial things is still better than no telekinesis at all. It's not my fault that most unicorns lack the motivation to put it to something useful.

>>22383274
there's 11 episodes out so far.

season 1 has been confirmed for 26 episodes.

>>22383165
That blinking fluttershy...I just melted away

>>22382484

>Pinkie Pie flow chart

Oh man, I wish I saw that thread. I'd have lost my shit for sure.

>>22383274
There's twelve episodes, like nearly every American cartoon's first season. The last episode of the season is about Applebloom getting a cutie mark.

>>22383260
The truth is, my dearest teacher, is that my feelings for You extend beyond those of an affectionate student, or those of a faithful servant. I worship You, not only as my Princess, not only as my teacher, but also as my dear, dear Celestia. I worship and love You as the beautiful, radiant and compassionate pony who took pity on the little mousy-maned unicorn you found crying in the hallway of Canterlot Castle one morning after she was bullied by the other unicorns for being unable to do even the simplest magic. I love you as the one who believed in me, when I didn’t believe in myself, the one who loved me and taught me how to love myself, the one who had the patience and kindness to help me, even though I was the bottom of my class, conquer my self-doubt and succeed. And when I cried from fear or loneliness or the pressure of my studies, it was you who nuzzled me and licked away my tears and wrapped me up in your mane.
I love you, Celestia, and every day I imagine myself curled up safe and warm and loved, wrapped up in your mane just as when I was a little filly, your scent in every breath I take, the beat of your heart next to mine.
But I know Your feelings for me are those of a teacher, or maybe even those of a mother, and that even if I master every aspect of unicorn magic, I will never be able to wish into existence the one thing I truly, truly wish for: for you to be my lover and to live with me and never leave me.
And so I will write this letter, not on a scroll for Spike to send to you as you sit on your throne in Canterlot Castle, but on ordinary paper, with an ordinary pen, and soon, when Derpy Hooves the Mail Pony arrives, I will give it to her and maybe, just maybe, for a few moments the heavy weight of my feelings will be lifted from me and I can rest without the light of your eyes and the warmth of your scent haunting me, as it has every other night.
Your faithful student (oh how painful it is to write that now!)
Twilight Sparkle

>>22383295
it was a great thread.

probably one of the best MLP threads there's been in a long while.

>>22383309
Links to episodes 11 and 12?

>>22383156
It's entertaining, fun, and amusing. Like when you were a kid, remember how you enjoyed watching cartoons and/or moviesOH RIGHT, YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE A SAD SAD MOFO.
Besides, if you don't like it, don't watch it. You've already made your point clear that you don't enjoy it so why don't you go back to your halos and geers of was and look at your "manly" cartoons like the faggot you are.
Now excuse me while I rewatch the Trixie episode.

>>22383292
Holy shit that is fucking awesome! Thanks!

I love me some ponies!

Sigh. I give up. So, how does Pinky Pie know all about Parasprites while almost everyone else (Including Twilght and Celestia, a scholar and the friggin Queen!) has never once heard of them?

>>22383281
I still firmly hold that YOU CAN'T FLY BY LIFTING YOURSELF.

>>22383312

>Go to flockdraw
>Think all drawfags are girls

fluttershy pics

>>22383344
Jedi have force jump. Don't tell me they can't lift themselves.

>>22383343
her grandma told her about them.

>>22383281
No, it's not a motivation thing. Their magic works exclusively for certain very narrow pursuits. The magic-string-plucker can never use it to do laundry or fight bears or whatever.

>>22383190
It's a girly show

And there is nothing wrong with that.

>>22383312
The extreme generation gap makes this rather creepy.

>>22383392
Naw, bro. Hey kid, wanna /ll/ is beuno.

>>22383328
You made that whole argument for nothing.

I am arguing that the show IS girly because girly DOESN'T mean "shit-tastic 30 minute commercial". because the show isn't.

Follow the whole discussion chain dammit,
and feel free to delete your post.

>>22383375
It's because they limited themselves to that. Again, not my fault ponies are simple.

Quickie

>>22383411
Basically, I like the show and you're so eager to throw food at trolls that you jumped on someone who was arguing in the show's favor.

I'd put this on my car

can you post the applebloom about to get cutie mark in a tatoo parlor strip

>>22383428
Awesome!

Draw Twilight drinking! I'll love you forever.

>>22383408
There would be no better time and place for the third panel of Apple Blossom's masked-wrestler "bueno" comic right now.
Unfortunately, I do not have it.

>>22383414
I don't think you're understanding this. It's not a limit they set for themselves. It's a natural limit to their magic that cannot be broken. Just like not everyone can be a math genius that changes the field, not everyone can be a hyper-wizard unicorn master race. Not even Twilight Sparkle knows all the magic. She can't make erself fly. (even though she can teleport and that's pretty badass.)

Also, there's more than Unicorns in Celestia (that big city in the first episode.) There's Earth and Pegasi ponies too.

>>22383366
Her Grandma must be some kind of mystical sage if she possesses information that apparently isn't taught in schools, and is unknown to Equestria's resident monarch. Has Pinkie's Grandmother appeared yet? She must be like an equine version of Yoda.

>>22383347
Holy crap! Thanks for that!

>>22383392
It is weird, but I've known a few lesbian relationships where a mother-daughter thing was obviously going on.

And now I shall retreat back into anon mode until I have something else to post. Any requests welcome (maybe it'll actually make me write something for once).

>>22383457
>even though she can teleport and that's pretty badass.
OMG SPOILERZZZZ!

People use the "not everyone can be good at math" excuse because they don't want to study algebra. I contend that, with a healthy adult, the only limiting factor to their ability to learn is their desire to learn, much like unicorns and their ability to not be useless.

Alright, so somepony in the last thread wanted to see Derpy bring back penguins, and my mediocre drawfag skills deliver.

>>22383361

Oh hi, Pinkie

>>22383359
she is prone to nervous breakdowns

>>22383260
>TheWritefagWhoAlwaysKeepsHisPromises kinda stole my thunder on this one.

Wait, he wrote if after all?
where can I read it?

Also, this one is awesome, I'd like to see celestia replying to this.

Thank you for being awesome

>>22383359
Bam

>>22383573
Right back here
>>22380592

I wanted to request a fic from him where Stocking crosses over into Equestia. The ghost of the guy who turns ponies into monsters to drive his chariot is a plot device. Panty & co. struggle to get her back. (Or not, I dunno. Panty probably doesn't really fucking care)

Can anybody help an anon out?

>>22383512
>>Come on /co/
>>First image I see as I scroll down

>>22383505
Well, that just shows further ignorance. I am done with you, sir.

>>22383586

>>22383411
Fuck you, man.
I'm gonna keep watching MLP as much as I want and you can do Apple Jack SHIT about it.

>>22383623

>>22383485
see
>>22383573
>I'd like to see celestia replying to this.
pretty please?

>>22383643

>>22383641
see
>>22383431

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MAN?

>>22383573
Thanks for the kind words.

As for AManWho etc. , you can find his letter here. >>22380592

It sounds like he's pretty sick at the moment.

>>22383618
What, are you telling me it's a genetic limiting factor? My extended family are dumb as posts, yet I've been more successful than them (intellectually and fiscally) simply because I put more of an effort than they did.

Again, I still need to watch episodes 2 to 12, but I can't help but think this should extend to ponies.

My Most Prized Student Twilight Sparkle,

Keep to your studies.

With Grace,
Princess Celestia

>>22383680
>friendzone'd

>>22383678
Effort is a factor in everything, but it's not the sole factor. There are limits, physical limits, for everyone. Not everyone can be exceptional. The bullshit they fed you in public school isn't true. Working hard just gets you to your limits, but you can never surpass them.

>>22383651 >I'd like to see celestia replying to this.
pretty please?

Will do. Expect it same poni time, same poni thread tomorrow.

>>22383680
BEAUTIFUL
HOW DO YOU DO IT FANFIC WRITER
TEACH ME THE MYSTICAL WAYS BEHIND THE WORDS

Twilight Sparkle

Why does everyone just LOOOOVE Trixie and Gilda? You guys have noticed that both of them are total bitches, right? Not even the good kind. Is it their designs? Because digging that hat is certainly understandable.

RAINBOW DASH UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER

>>22383737

A GREAT and MARVELLOUS Trixie is fine too.

>>22383740
Who the fuck likes Trixie and Gilda? They're the closest thing to villai--
OH DEAR GOD IT'S DRACO IN LEATHER PANTS
EXCEPT THEY'RE ANIMALS
AND NAKED

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

>>22383586
more pinkie please

I propose we move the general here, they lack friendship

http://2-ch.ru/c/res/2646.html

>>22383713
You keep telling yourself that; I'd done pretty well under the mentality that any challenge I've failed to meet is a learning experience and applied it to future endeavors. But if you want to think that unicorns have some sort of mental limitation preventing them from becoming anything more than a social burden, well, that's fine.

>>22383724
The key is subtlety. Also, talent and skill you can never possess. Because I am just better than you. Believe it!

>>22383773
O LAWD

IS DAT SUM PARTY CAT?

>>22383740
I don;t like Trixie or Gilda. It's just opinions and preferences.


Also to the people arguing about unicorn abilities: Twilight explains it very clearly in Boast Busters.

>>22383791
Holy cow, you have some amazing issues. I would love to pick at your brain. You realize that there is no relation between your potential and the theoretical limits to a fictional race of talking magic horses with horns?

>>22383764
>>22383740
I don't know why I love Gilda, I think I feel bad for her, everyone laughed at her on that party, yeah she was abitch, but that was just to impress Dash

Read this shit right here
<--
You might understand

>>22383815
Bitch, that's what I've been saying. The guy hasn't even seen that episode yet.

>>22383815
Haven't seen it.

>>22383666
What are YOU! doing.
It's a good show, just leave if you hate it that much.
I'm not going to answer any more attacks against the show from you, so you can go troll shome other board.
Unfriendly bastard.

Nearly done making the MLP starter kit.
I just need to sort fanart and I'll be done

>>22383761
boner achieved

>>22383843
Well then please watch it before arguing further.

>>22383790

Can anyone post on 2chan? I think the Japanese would love MLP:FiM since it's really just pony moeblob (nothing wrong with that!).
And if they start buying the merchandise, we'll be assured of a second season with the return of Gilda and Trixie who join forces to exact revenge on Ponyville.

>>22383826

I can't wait until there's like, a TON of porn of this.

any draw request?

>>22383871
yes, we actually have a semidecent general going there, come join us. These are Russians by the way.

>>22383894
Twilight drinking. Please.

>>22383862

>>22383894
Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash kissing(humans), cute way, no "HAWT SECKSY" please

>>22383883
like there isn't already?

>>22383790
>Stupid pig americans. Your ponies can not into Russia.
>All American pig dogs

These confounded ponies drive me to draw!

>>22383881
Haha, classic backpedaling. Get painted into a corner and your response is "just kidding guys, trolololol". Well, at least you've had to admit it to yourself even if you can't admit it to me.

>>22383894

Wesker pony saying "Complete Global Ponyfication"

>>22383921
Fulfill this request.

Hey everypony.
/co/ said they want us gone, so let's go to Russia!
http://2-ch.ru/c/res/2646.html
http://2-ch.ru/c/res/2646.html
http://2-ch.ru/c/res/2646.html
http://2-ch.ru/c/res/2646.html
http://2-ch.ru/c/res/2646.html
http://2-ch.ru/c/res/2646.html
http://2-ch.ru/c/res/2646.html
http://2-ch.ru/c/res/2646.html
http://2-ch.ru/c/res/2646.html
http://2-ch.ru/c/res/2646.html
http://2-ch.ru/c/res/2646.html

Cut out the Porny stuff.

>>22383833
Look, I don't mean to be dismissive, but you're offering a fan-fic as evidence that I should feel sorry for an antagonist who while on-screen, showed nothing but petty jealousy, rudeness, and clingy behavior. Until she comes back in a future episode and offers a backstory that makes her slightly sympathetic, she's still a bitch, and that's the end of it.

>>22383946
Clearly I'm unintentionally the greatest troll of all time.

>>22383804

Oh hey, there you are. Um, where do I go to make my request or is here on /co/ fine?

>>22382846

Hey brony, I'm pretty sure you meant more of Derpy's secret letters (which are SO cute!), but here's the fanfic I've written for Derpy Hooves. Only two chapters so far; thanks to the brony who capped it for me! C:

>>22384023

>>22384014
Do it, bro.

>Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash kissing(humans), cute way
I approve this as long as it's free of porn.

I've heard rumors of Derpy making a full appearance in the show. Is this true? Because it needs to be. Winter Wrap Up seemed to make reference to her.

>>22383904
Apparently I'm the only one who approves of pony alcoholism.

I'll just leave this here.

>>22384098
Unicorns have rainbows in their asses?

>Decide to get high and rewatch every episode in order
>My face the entire time

Also it made me notice how each character is lovable because theyre all flawed in their own way. (Extreme OCD, ADHD, Anti-social disorder, etc.)

>ITTY BITTY
>LITTLE LITTLE
>TWINKIE PINKIE

>teenie weenie
>string bikini

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD3s__hWS8o

>>22384144
I was going to post the "Applejack grab my tail" picture as proof, but Dash is a pegasus.

still it might be a common thing, who knows

>>22384087
Yeah, Faust said that reference was just for us. It's her canon name, but she'll be forever an extremely background character.

>>22383988
THAT WAS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22384087
>>22384173
Not exactly.

Can we get an epic all out magic battle between Trixie and Twilight going on up in here?

Preferably their older battle hardened selves with epic (lolwow) armor and wands and shit casting meteors and summoning black holes.

The backstory is Trixie's hostile take-over of canterlot (and assassination of celestia), with twilight being her final obstacle.

>>22384201
It is now, there's two of the CommyDerpy stories now

>>22384201
kinda funny

>>22384201
Wait, did someone fully colour this comic?
Post please!

>>22384244
>mfw my CommyDerpy story is apparently funnier than I think it is

>>22384147
I always laugh at Pinkie's shit eating grin at the end of that gif.

>>22384317
>The answer is magic?
>magic?
>?

>What I am yer personal clown?
>What I am yer
>What I am

No redeeming qualities whatsoever in this shit-strip.

>>22384471
>That I am yer personal clown?

>>22384172
Psst, pic related

>>22384492
Also that should be a question mark, she's asking if her answer is right

>>22383988
:/

Hey guys. I dropped by my local walmart today and found they had some ponies for sale at not ridiculous prices! So I bought be a Pinkie Pie and an Applejack, both the brushable hair types.

I know this has been asked a million times, but anybody know how to make the hair more on model?

>>22384471
>Do you think:
>this is some kind of joke?
>that I am yer personal clown?

so boooooooooored and sleepy

HOLLY FUCK THE RUSSIAN THREAD IS NOW A PORN THREAD!

.....well???

>>22384624
I SURELY DO!

For Applejack you just need to brush down her front hair, Pinkie Pie needs more work.
http://hubpages.com/hub/How-to-Wash-and-Curl-My-Little-Pony-Hair

>>22384624
So this is what I'm going to turn into when I eventually watch all of this show. Fuck.

>>22384666
Well, ya know, it's a different country over there.

>>22384669
Not necessarily.
Different people enjoy the show in different ways.

>>22382247
Space Marine riding Durpy Hooves, for the brony who asked for it maybe 5 hours ago.

God I am so slow at drawing ;-;

>>22384759
Yeah, but I have what's called an addictive personality. That's why I drink regularly, and loved that Twilight drank in the first episode.

meru meru meee!

WHY AREN'T YOU COLORING?

also if people want blanks of the human ponies I've done: hybridfetish.deviantart.com

>>22384786
what? the ponies don't drink anything alcoholic, (word of god says so) that was soda pop or punch.

bamp

>>22384839
I know what I saw.

>>22384810
I coloured this!

Right now I'm working on my fan fic!

This show needs PPG style fight scenes.

>>22384778
That is TOTALLY AWESOME

Can you draw Trixie and Gilda having a bitch fight?

>>22384810
im not coloring because im currently posting from my laptop in bed, also i was practicing my drawing today so i didn't work on anything, well anything postable

>>22384894
I would punch your fic in the face.

But okay, only because I love you.

>>22384317
OH Gawdd I`m that bad at wrrrriting, sorreh......*harakiri* ughhh

>>22384668

Yes! Thank you!

I think it was you who also got a Pinkie Pie. Is that yours?

>>22384778
thank you i appreciate it

>two active MLP threads, both claiming to be the new general
>trolling 2-ch.ru with a pony thread and setting up /co/ for a raid
>mfw

Goddamnit, bronies... What the hell is wrong with you today?

>>22384910
Thank you!

I could give it a try later on. I'm super tired after this, so I might give it a break for now.

>>22385066
/r/ing the same thing I've requested from every drawfag: a picture of Twilight drinking. I fucking *need* it.

Love,
--Anon

>>22384778
This is wonderful

>>22385077
It's fucking late over here.
I'm not surprised

>>22385077
You are right.
I'm leaving now, you never should fuck with the Russians.

giddy-up!!

>>22385005
hows the pack coming?

>>22385077

Friendship knows no bounds.

>>22385057
It is!
She doesn't look perfect, but I did it without shampoo, conditioner, or any idea what I was doing.
And it still turned out okay.

For some additional info: I put two "curlers" in front, four in the back, and three in the tail.
I then left them in for 18 hours.

>>22385077

Sabotage bro

He-Man-Pony-Haters club trying to make us look bad

>>22383790
For some reason the thought of us bringing Russia the power of friendship through ponies made me laugh really hard.

>>22385077
Im wherever pacce is, that other thread is...*****

>>22385169
No reason to claim conspiracy.
It's a dull Tuesday and neither thread has the general marker.
Also, who can resist a Russian Pony thread.
That is until the porn started...

>>22385215
porn started on the second post

>>22385119
>Implying they won't just build a wall or spam our /co/ with Harley Quinn

How come no one posted the communist pony?

>>22385215
>that is until the porn started
Проблема американской?

>>22385263
...
...
...
Shut up.

>>22385169

Actually, i was casually browsing /v/ and i found a thread about going to russian /v/ and stiring up some luls.

I looked into their /co/ board and saw a lone post in english about ponies.

Apparently they don't like ponies very much. :/

>>22385331
those aren't g4, we don't give a shit
>>22385348
WHAT?! THE RUSSIANS GET SEPARATED BOARDS FOR COMICS AND CARTOONS?
MOOOOOOOOT

Аноним Срд 05 Янв 2011 09:00:53 №2772

Hey, this is /c/ - comics. Not your /co/ - comics and cartoons. And MLP is a cartoon. So. Stop. Doing. This.


Ответы: >>2773


The ruskies are right, they have /c/ not /co/

Are you ready to rev up your Harley, bronies?

Reposted!
For Yari!
In Color!

>>22385374

moot is a fag, we discussed this in the Russian thread.

>>22385331

>>22385393

Sort of want.

>>22385374
I don't think they have A cartoon board.

Lauren just responded to like 3 weeks worth of shit on her DA
i guess she had some catching up to do or something?

>>22385448
Seems they at least want us to move it to /tv/ they have no cartoon board :I
>>22385403
Yes we did...

>>22385448
wait,.....
cartoons?
in soviet russia?

bad idea Tim,,,

>>22385508
...and take their Harleyfag with us. Seems they have their own problems to deal with.

>>22385556
Back to ponies here then...
Should we move on over too >>22382319
This one's hit autosage and image limit already, I didn't even notice...

>>22385500
lauren's busy working on the show, last time i checked, she was running ragged working on it. she totally loves how we like the show and it gives her hope for the future of the show.
(i might have embellished that a little)

>>22385556
they also solved there fur problems, they have a /fur/ board

Pacce did you ever finish up that Gilda - Dash fic?

>>22385660
I added another part today and I'm working on the next.

Sooooo, not yet. Prolly have the fifth part done in the morning.

Since that's done, I'd like to point out the baked bads thread is still here
>>>/ck/2477676

>>22385716
their board is slow as dirt

>>22385660
>Poccy of the Many Candysticks
...Heeeeeeeeeey!

>>22385617
You an associate of Ms. Faust or employee of the show, then?

>>22385737
And I'm loving it

>>22385739
:D

>>22385759
no, and i never claimed to be. she mentioned how busy she was in one of her DA posts.

"Went on a vacation for Christmas and Santa got me a fantastic little cold I can't seem to shake. But this nice New Year's surprise was a happy little consolation prize! I have a sneaky feeling /co/ helped make sure this happened--- and thank you to them and to everyone else who voted!!"


SHE KNOWS
>the horror.jpg

Inb4 404.

Rainbow Dash: Hey big mac! Care for a roll in the hay? *wink nudge*

Big Macintosh: whuh?

Apple Bloom: Whats a "roll in the hay" *wink nudge*? Can I do it too?

RD & BM roll their eyes and roll over into some hay; AB joins in, giggling

>>22387915
>andthentheyfucked.jpg