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>>22359487 Bitch, he's goddamn Optimus Prime! If I could bright slap you through the internet, I would. Optimus Prime's gonna be all like, >Bitch, I'm here to end your dictatorship, by giving you the touch! And that Celestia Buster? Gonna be all like, >Blah Blah, I'm evil and maniuplative, you can't stop me! Then Optimus is gonna bring out dat Matrix of Leadership, and be all badass and heroic with this playing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764 And then he's gonna make Celestia penetrate her own ass and poop all over her own horn, because he's OPTIMUS PRIME, LEADER OF THE AUTOBOTS! And then he's gonna summon Rodimus, and they'll do some cool Double Prime attack, with a mix of The Touch and Dare playing in the background. And just when Celestia is near the death point, Prime'll pull out his gun and just shoot the bitch to death, like BANG BANG BANG BANG! And then the sun will rise, and Rodimus will be all like >Just as Cybertron has entered a golden age, so has this planet freed of lies! Where's next Optimus? And then Optimus? Optimus'll just drive into the sun set, getting ready to kick the ass of whatever over alien dictatorships there'll be, because he rolls like that. Till all are One |