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Letters from "Derpy" 5
!J8wKEZOcc2 12/29/10(Wed)20:35 No.22240686 File1293672940.png-(148 KB, 445x360, I can haz snakz.png)
To Whoever Wants to Laugh at Me Some More,
The shock of being granted an audience with Princess Luna quickly became uneasiness, then dread. I had no idea what to do or say! Twilight gave me some tips on protocol, but as Princess Celestia's favorite she'd never followed it herself, so I wondered if she was the best teacher. Her friends helped too. Flutteryshy'd heard about the flowers and took me to find the best ones by her home.
After me and Rarity awkwardly exchanged apologies she insisted on giving me a beautiful sash and a few accessories to go with it. As is often the case, she refused payment. (How does she stay in business?) I noticed that she never said my name. Maybe she worried she'd accidentally say "Derpy" or she was still mad.
Applejack was more sensible about money, but she picked out the sweetest, most delicious apples for me. They were for the cake Pinkie Pie insisted I bake for the princess. She said it was better if it was made with love... and a little brandy. Actually, she sang a whole long song about it while dancing all around the town square. So much for keeping things quiet. (When everpony found out there was a lot of, "Princess Luna wants to see Derpy! What did she do now.")
The next day I flew across the Everfree forest to Princess Luna's palace, which was being rebuilt. After waiting in an antechamber for fretful eternity the courtier summoned and announced me. I crept forward slowly, just in case of what I don't know.
Princess Luna descended from her throne and trotted to me. I immediately bowed. "Your majesty, please accept my humble gifts in honor of your..."
She raised a hoof to cut me off. Then, after contemplating me a bit she smiled. I was relieved.
... until she said, "So, you're the one they call 'Derpy'?"
BROODMARE INSEMINATOR!
Deeply Disheartened, Bubbly Shines |