ponies are kinda cool i guess

I want to chew their bubblegum anus rings.

I'm still waiting for someone to draw Pinkie Pie dressed like GIR in dog form, with Rainbow Dash saying "Pinkie Pie, you are so random!"

quick give me a reason to hate my little pony so i can make fun of pony fags, i've never watched the show but i think its stupid and the people who like it are equally stupid for liking it!

i need reasons gogogo

I asked for this image in the last thread. Thanks to the friendly brony that showed where to get it, even though we had reached image limit.

ok. how about them background ponies. we got

>derpy
>dr whoof
>lyra

there are some more but i am unsure of names.

>>22175283
And now that's a Rainbow Dash thread.
SO AWESOME

We probably should have ridden out the autosage, but I guess it's fine because we hit image limit.

Official image is still un-404'd from 3 threads ago. I don't know the links.

>>22175312
Well, the best way to mock somebody is to know more about their fixation than they themselves do. Go watch the episodes thoroughly.

>>22175312
well
the first two episodes are really hamfisted...
but they might as well be part of a separate series, they don't reflect the rest of the show at all

>>22175312
Because the show is for girls.
Say this a lot, it's on my filter list, it'll make it easier for me

Anyone got that one GIF of Fluttershy spazzing out when she first meets Spike?

I'm watching the sleepover episode
holy shit that bed scene.

>>22175312
No.

>>22175318

Apocalypse Now Pony?
Overly-Protective Parent Pony?

Also, Trixie's evil twin sisters...

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How did they pull rarity away from twilights crappy nest?

>>22175354

>Lauren Faust directed only the 2 first episodes
>fanbase says that episodes suck

>>22175381

That's the one. Thanks!

>>22175365

>>22175304

I'd be content just to see GIR and Pinkie Pie in the same picture.

>last thread
>Lyra was confirmed for awesome once she was shown slouching like a fucking boss.
Where?

>>22175344
I hear this a lot. Personally, apart from the latest episode, the two first were my favourites. It's really sad she wasn't allowed to make a long arc out of it.

>>22175343
Don't do this! It's a trap! You watch that shit and you never come back! YOU NEVER COME BACK I TELL YOU

>>22175363
is his cuite mark jalapeno peppers?

>>22175363
Confirmed for maximum pony playa.

>>22175393

>>22175383
>suck
Most of the fanbase says there isn't a such thing as a bad episode so far.
Besides, she also wrote The Ticker Master

>>22175402

I think they're grapes

My little sister doesn't like MLP but she likes lame shit like Invader Zim, how do i knock sense into her?

>>22175374
Is that Twilight standing beside the Trixie clone in the upper right?

>>22175402

I think they are grapes, but jalapeno peppers would be the tits. Can't really prove it either way, so I guess it's whatever you want them to be.

>>22175343
>I see what you did there.jpg

>>22175423
That scene is so cute, Rainbow Dash with that "i'm waiting for you!" pose
AJxRD is my OTP

>>22175437
Tell her Pinkie is lol so random xD

>>22175465
The sex scene would be the most awkward voice recording session in the history of mankind.

>>22175437
give up, she have a shit taste

fucking ponies
this is how they work

Someone was mentioning background ponies at the end of the last thread, including Overly Protective Parent Pony

Well, her she in appearance collage form

>>22175437
With a hammer.

>Invader Zim haters

Come on now, I know it's the edgy thing these days to hate on that show, but you have to admit it was amusing.

>>22175507

>Overly Protective Parent Pony

How do we know she's a parent? Maybe she's Overly Protective Sister Pony, like Applejack?

>>22175485
funny you said that, Dash used to have a crack-tomboyish voice in first episodes, weird how she don't have it so obvious now

>>22175547

probably because the colors between her and the munchkin are so close. colors between siblings seem to vary far greater, see Applebloom-Big Mac-Applejack.

>>22175465
So far, I've seen 8 episodes.

I think PP & RD suit better
but there's a lack of fanart

Don't forget Music Meister/Blues/Maestro

>>22175553
Whoa, what? I can't remember that from anywhere

>>22175526
WAFFLES! XDDDDD

>>22175507
>>22175531

I wish Lauren would give these ponies names, it's not hard and I can probably make them up by myself but I just need to know.

Carrot Pony is the cutest background pony ever though.

Show sucks

Lauren Faust
-Friendship is Magic (Part 1)
-Friendship is Magic (Part 2)
-The Ticket Master


Amy Keating Rogers
-The Ticket Master
-Applebuck Season
-Bridle Gossip

Cindy Morrow
-Griffon the Brush-Off
-Winter Wrap Up


Chris Savino
-Boast Busters


Meghan McCarthy
-Dragonshy


Clarlotte Fullerton
-Look Before You Sleep


M. A. Larson
-Swarm of the Century
So bronies, who's your favorite writer so far?
Reposted for fucked up spacing. I doubt this is better though.

>>22175526
no, no it really wasn't

>>22175547
Her baby is a unicorn, though. SIblings would likely be the same type, but she might have a uni baby if the father was a unicorn.

>>22175569
Chase scene from Ticket Master, probably.

>>22175598
>uni baby

>>22175566
He needs a fellow music pony..pic related.

>>22175595
Amy Keating Rogers is god tier

>>22175598

yeah, thats one big question that will probably never be addressed, whether the various pony types can breed with one another. I'd say OPPP and the little guy imply they can though.

I had no idea ponyville was such a rural backwater. I'll bet they aren't prejudice against magic during wrap up in Fillydelphia

>>22175562
Sadly, the only good fanart is Fluttershy x RB what is abnoxious, i hate that Zutara people. "They are different, so they are in love!"

>>22175595
Amy has been knocking them out of the park.
I don't really want to judge anyone else until they get 2 or 3 episodes under their belt, though.

>>22175446

>>22175595
Meghan McCarthy so far, because fuck yeah Dragonshy.

>Captcha: Fecord godlike
GODLIKE.

>>22175343

>Well, the best way to mock somebody is to know more about their fixation than they themselves do. Go watch the episodes thoroughly.

NO! This doesn't fucking work! I tried to do that with Dragon Ball. Listening to people talk about balls all day pissed me off, so I sat down and watched the Frieza Saga so I could bust on them later in detail. I ended up loving the show and couldn't bring myself to make fun of it.

>>22175595

GOD TIER
Amy Keating Rogers

HIGH TIER
Lauren Faust
Cindy Morrow

SHOULDN'T JUDGE THEM YET BECAUSE WE ONLY SAW ONE EPISODE WRITTEN BY THEM TIER
Chris Savino
Meghan McCarthy
Clarlotte Fullerton
M. A. Larson

>>22175595
Cindy Morrow ftw

>>22175667
Pretty much.

ok so
idea;
Celestia is not the true deity or even ruler here, equestia used to have a god emperor of ponykind, a monstrously powerful psychic being who is the source of all magic. his daughter celestia got greedy and locked him away to rot, while still keeping him alive enough for magic to still exist. she erased all trace of him and brought about prosperity with her iron hoof

but some believers still exist, and are trying to break him free

y/n?

>>22175625
Oh god I haven't read axe cop in forever. Are they still making comics?

>>22175654
>Implying Implications.

>>22175653
Boast Busters wasn't writtebn by Cindy

>>22175569
I second this.
Where is that from?

>>22175595
GOD TIER
Amy Keating Rogers, Lauren Faust

HIGH TIER
Meghan McCarthy

GOOD TIER
Cindy Morrow, Chris Savino, M. A. Larson

MEH TIER
Charlotte Fullerton

>>22175595
Clarlotte Fullerton confirmed for shit tier.

>>22175692
The chase scene in The Ticket Master

>>22175507

Speaking of background ponies, have some Carrot Top

>>22175595

Winter Wrap Up is my favorite ep, but Cindy's other episode was kind of meh for me, so I can't give it to her.

I guess Amy Keating Rogers wins for me. Applebuck Season and Bridle Gossip are both classics. She seems to favor wacky comedy more than other writers, but she's really good at it.

Of course, if this show is run like most American cartoons, one writer gets credit for actually banging out the script, but the whole writing staff contributes to each episode, and the showrunner (Lauren) oversees the whole thing. So it's hard to pin down exactly who wrote what line.

>>22175662
Don't worry, there is no way you're going to like it. I promise.

Theres also another male pony I call Lucky

>>22175676
That's heresy.

>>22175682
yes. but, its not really as funny as it was. it seems to have worn off.

>>22175676

I think Celestia is more like some kind of seperate order of being than the ponies, akin to a Maiar/Valar from Tolkien, who took a liking to the ponies, incarnated herself as one of them (though unique and vastly more powerful) then created a pocket magical realm for them to exist in, separate from the cold, harsh realities of the rest of existence. Equestria is pony Avalon/Lothlorien all rolled into one, and Celestia is their Galadriel. Luna was her co-conspirator and same type of being. They are sisters after all.

>>22175676
What about Luna?
If for /tg/, I'd advise against making this explicitly true.
Maybe it's the belief of some strange masculist/religious cult, like pony Wicca.

>>22175701
>all 3 of the people in good tier, second to worst tier
>directors of Swarm of the Century, Boast Busters, and Winter Wrap Up
What is the meaning of this

Anyone got a screencap of the other timeponys? Saw them near the end of the Winter wrap up episode. skating on the ice and all.
I say they are the companions of Dr.Whoof.
The doctor never liked to travel alone.

>>22175715
That was the Gilda episode.
You didn't like the Pinkie Pie centered episode?

I really like that the show has several writers. Especially since they haven't made a bad ep yet

>>22175770
>not liking Pinkie Pie
only two possibilities
1. No fun
2. Rarity fanboy/girl

>>22175683

>implications of implying implications

>>22175562

>I think PP & RD suit better but there's a lack of fanart

These two make an adorable couple, I agree. Rainbow Dash isn't exactly patient, but she seems the most tolerant of Pinkie Pie, even when Pinkie Pie fucks up. If it was anybody else, Rainbow Dash would immediately get snippy.

>>22175770
>Jelly Pinkie Pie
Implied lesbianism :3

>>22175747
I thought about moving Cindy Morrow up to high tier for Winter Wrap-up but Griffon the Brush-off wasn't as good. Neither Chris Savino nor M. A. Larson had a really spectacular debut, but they weren't bad. We'll be able to judge better when we have more episodes, though.

>>22175783
>2. Rarity fanboy/girl
I'm a Rarity fanboy and I love Pinkie Pie.

Though, stereotypically, Applejack is also one of my least favorite Ponies. I like her, but I like her just a bit less than the rest.

>>22175595
First two, even though I think it should've been an arc, and Winter Wrap-Up. Swarm of the Century was also very good.

>>22175787
Wait.. Wat?

Did anyone screencap that suicidal anon that owes his life to mlp? I read it last night and it was so funny/sad

To Whoever Gives an In-Air Mating,

After my whole get-a-manticore-to-eat-me thing failed my wings were too icky to fly, but I wasn't in a rush to get home. It was nearly dark but everypony saw how pathetic I was. It was worse than the trot of shame. They stared but didn't say anything, which was worse.

Suddenly Twilight Sparkle was there. "Are you okay?" she asked then made a yuck face. "Ugh, manticore drool!" Next thing I know she's butting me into the library while hollering, "Spike!"

He was putting books away then saw me and whined, "Hey! I just washed the floor."

She yelled, "Never mind that! She got attacked my a manticore! We have to clean her up and make sure she's okay!"

He tripped over himself getting stuff then was washing me right there in the middle of the library. "Wow! How'd you get away?"

I started to cry.

"Not now, Spike. She's too upset, so give... Hey, what is your name?"

I actually thought I said 'Derpy,' but I guess not.

"That's a pretty name." Then she got all serious. "Bubbly, this is very important. Did it follow you?" I shook my head. "Oh phew!"

Then she was saying, "There there" and "It's okay" while they washed me. They were being so nice it was humiliating, like I was a filly who'd wet her haystack.

Then Rarity sauntered in. "Oh Twilight dear, I just made you the most adorable... Whoa my!" she snorted. Then she glared right at me. "Well! What in Equestria's name have you done now, Derpy?"

I reared up and screamed.

There was a thud - an awful, gut-wrenching thud. I instantly realized I'd bucked Spike off me. Next thing I know Twilight's shouting and I ran away blubbering.

My one chance to have friends was ruined, and it was all my own stupid fault.

BREED MY LIFE!

With deep regret,
Bubbly Shines

>>22175811
>applejack
>least favorite

>>22175662
No, no, it's not at all like that with Friendship is Magic. You'll hate it. Just watch it and you'll see.

>Pinkie
>In ANY sort of relationship

I don't think that's possible, try again.

>>22175824

I knew i should have screencapped that, it would have come in handy.

take all my rape dollars if someone made a cap of it.

>>22175854
Pinkie is possible in every sort of relationship as long as it's fun

>>22175835
Updated again..

>>22175837
I just like all the other ponies better.
Twilight's a lovable antisocial bookworm.
Rainbowdash is fucking extreme, the best lesbian I've ever seen.
Fluttershy is a pony made of pure hnnngggg.
Pinkie Pie is... well, Pinkie Pie. There's no better way to describe it.
Rarity is a FABULOUS OCD pony.

Applejack is, well...

>>22175837
Ignore her. She's probably some rich, trust fund kid who's never worked a day in her life. She wouldn't know a good character if it kicked her in the ass.

>>22175863
Requesting the "rap dollaz" version of this

>>22175730
no
that was the god emperor
celestia just recently took over (recently at in several thousand years) and took credit too

EQUESTRIA:
>communism everywhere

Carrot Top's voice in this scene was ridiculously adorable. I want that person to be her VA from now on.

I also like the ongoing implication that the Ponyville ponies aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the shed, collectively speaking.

inb4 >implying

>>22175881
That reminds me of the fic where she shares marshmallows with RD mouth to mouth because it's fun

>>22175854
>implying I wouldn't want a girl like that.

>>22175886
Applejack has delicious Texan accent and a fucking HAT.

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

>>22175886
Hard working and intensely loyal to others. It's like she's in a competition of who can commit the most to others.

>>22175824
This what you're looking for?

>>22175940

>>22175929

>>22175896
Well that wasn't very nice.
I thought we were all bronies here.

>>22175942
But she made twilight cry ;_;

>>22175948

Thanks brony, i will cherish it forever.

>>22175886
>Applejack is, well...
The one with a helluva work ethic?

>>22175931

I would not be surprised at all if it turns out that most ponies are rather... slow. It would help explain the immortal sorceress sovereigns and manual weather in Equestria... its needed to keep the inhabitants from going extinct. The ponies are all essentially pets of Celestia, kept in the world's largest ant farm.

>>22175948

Yes lol. I don't care if it was a troll/brony but that was hilarious reading it a few hours ago

I want to address something brought up in an earlier thread about Big McIntosh raping Celestia. One problem and it isn't her powers: you can't rape the willing. Think about it: any being that can threaten Celestia would be too powerful for her guards to protect her from. They're there to address Celestia's other needs: her insatiable sexual appetite. They're true duty is to be stallions for Celestia's male harem. Big McIntosh's attempted rape would result in Celestia sexually dominating him (femdom) and then making him another boy toy for her to enjoy.

anybody have the applejack fake snoring gif?

also
>>22175951
>my face.

>>22175931
Twilight probably saved their lives telling them to redo the banner before celes saw it

>>22175942
>and a fucking hat
And yes, this is why I still like her.
It's just that I still like the other ones more.

Like, on a scale of 1-100, Applejack would be like an 87 for me. Everyone else would be from 91-95 for me.

>>22175989

>>22175951

Uh, where'd this drawpony go? Because, uh yeah, wow.

>>22175989
guards may as well be cereminial, like the vatican swiss guard

So when it comes to raw, unbridled strength, which pony takes home the glory? Is it Applejack, or is it Rainbow Dash?

>>22176029

Or, maybe the armor the guards wear works something like Celestia's, and grants them considerably more power than would be expected.

>mfw I just realized in the Winter-Wrap episode during the argument near the end, the featherbrained Pegasus pony they were talking about that went west instead of south named "Dixie Doo" is really Derpy

>>22175942
Applejack might almost be my fav.. im a sucker for that whole blonde hillbilly EllyMay Clampett feel.. Mmmm.

>>22176029
*ceremonial

>>22176051
physical strength or commitment to a task?

>>22175792
I don't know why, but I really like human Gilda. If it were anywhere close to halloween that would be my next costume.

>>22176051
Big Mac. Duh.
Seriously though, I think they're about equally strong, but AJ has higher con.

>>22176055

It's for show. Celestia's guards are nothing more than her personal male harem for her to ravage when she's in heat.

>>22176051
>unbridled

I come home from vacation to find ANOTHER pony thread?

You guys really are my very best friends

>>22176091

>>22176051
applejack.

dash is about speed.

heaviest thing she lifts are clouds.

applejack spends all day working.

earth ponies seem to have the most physical strength. pegasus ponies's wings are fairly small, so they would need to be light. they might have hollow bones like birds. unicorns use magic for everything, so maybe they could as strong as earth ponies, if they worked at it.

>>22176029
It's sorta sad that you think the Swiss Guard is cermonial.

They are fucking hardcore.

http://msmagazine.com/blog/blog/2010/12/24/my-little-non-homophobic-non-racist-non-smart-shaming-pon
y-a-rebuttal/
Posting again for awesomeness.

>>22176070
Hillbillies are from the deep swampy south.

Applejack is clearly southwestern plains. (Oaklahoma, Kansas, Texas)

Oh you guys. None of you know how to run a dictatorship and/or fascist government. What you need are an elite force to intimidate and keep the masses in check, like the SS in Nazi Germany (Schutzstaffel). Clearly the guards are meant to do her dirty work and peasant handling.

Pic related: Dungeon-taking

>>22175931

What episode/scene is this from again?
I'm curious to hear her voice, now.

>>22176091
another hundred of them
check the archives, lol

>>22176091
This is actually the continuation of another thread. There was another thread before that.

There has been at least one major Brony thread all day, every day.

>>22176128
Another one.

>>22176083

Well, even though they got their asses handed to them (as expected) they DID attack Night Mare Moon on sight, and survived her counter attack with what looked to be just a headache.

>>22176132
Swarm of the Century

>>22176091

Who thinks Lyra and Dr. Whoof would make a good couple?

>>22175951

I like this.

>>22176152
Oops wrong pic.

Posting the request again:

Professor Layton riding Rarity, both of them saying "You Ruffians!" or something.
Layton holding a shotgun.

can a drawfag please do this? Pretty please with pinkie on top?

>>22176159

>mfw ponies on the rise

>>22176118
>Additionally, I’d just like to assure anyone who might still question the guards at the foot of the Princess’s throne that their colors were picked arbitrarily–and they are paid for their service.

Equestria confirmed for capitalist totalitarian state.

>>22176207
Every pony needs their vidya counterpart

>join the /co/ pony steam group
>somepony made a tf2 server
>its a 2fort server

i wanted to ENJOY playing with you bronies.

Princess Celestia seems so nice. I find it funny that /co/ paints her as this dominant ruler.

>>22176245
we do because its funny to paint her that way.

>>22176132
It's from Swarm of the Century, near the beginning when Twilight is inspecting the decorations and just before she goes to the Cake's shop.

Carrot Top and OPPP fuck up the welcome banner due to incompetence.

>>22176245
That's why we do it.

It's funny.

>>22176207
I second this request.

>>22176231
I think it's more of a constitutional monarchy.

>>22176245

It's a joke. Evil tyrants don't waste their time teaching ponies about friendship...unless she has a split personality.

>>22176275
>mfw he thinks Equestria has a constitution

>>22176275
except there's no indication of any type of constitution. it's more of an enlightened absolutism

>>22176313
twilight brought that to life, and it tried to plow her.

>>22175931
Just watched this scene and I d'awww'd so hard.

I like this guy. I call him Chocolate and I like to think he's Caramel's brother.

>>22175711
>But we couldn't fit it all in!

>>22176335

I am pretty sure if Equestria had a constitution, it would simply read "Kneel before your Gods"

>>22176356

I'm straining my eyes to see what kind of Cutie Mark he has.

>>22176367

>"Kneel before your God."

Fix'd.

So, has this Caramel pony been in the background of any previous episodes, or is he brand new? It seems odd that a pony I don't recognize got a name AND more screen time than Big Mac in a single episode.

>>22176334
You are pitiful.

You should be open about MLP, especially because you can really troll your friends if they DON'T like it.

Like I am.
I can't wait to take them with me to get the Happy meal toys.

>>22176334
They aren't your best friends then.

Equestria is communist utopia. From each according to her abilities, to each according to her needs.

This is still the greatest reaction image from the show.
Just look at that face.

>>22176334
i joined the steam group a while back, and changed my avatar to
>>22175837

not one comment from anybody. then again, i named by degreaser "My little pony: friendship is magic" for shits and giggles back when there was only 3 episodes. /co/rades get it, everybody else just laughs at it.

>>22176367

I'm still curious to know what Celestia's normal form looks like when she isn't in super shin God Empress mode.

Hey guys, any suggestions as to how to make the dialog better in this before I close out the .psd?

>>22176393

I think "Caramel Apple' was one of the ponies introduced in the first episode.

Heres a reaction image I made for you bronies

>>22176335
Absolutist monarchs tend to be a lot more busy than Celestia, though.
>>22176390
That was only while Nightmare was locked up.

>>22176424

If so its probably a different pony, the Caramel in WWU didn't have an apple related mark, but three horseshoes. All of the apple family seems to possess apple related marks.

>>22176390
No, it's two. You bow before one during the day and the other during the night. Of course, one of those gods better do as she's told by the other one, or spend a thousand years in isolation and endless night on the moon, without outside contact with other living beings.

>>22176367
1. I am the Lady your God, you shall have no other gods before me.

2. You shall not make for yourself an idol,

3. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the Lady your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and fourth generation of those who reject me,

4. but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me.

5. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lady your God, for the Lady will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.

>>22176441

After episode 2 ended she was imprisoned again.

So has anyone made a vector trace of this?
I really want it on HR.

>>22176466
>his
Looks like the royal scribe missed a pronoun.
Flogging time!

>>22176399
But they are my best friends. They're the only friends I have left anymore after my old group left me because of the one's gf not liking me

>>22176394
But I'm not pitiful :<

>>22176334

Just go for it. I changed my icon and name to Twilight Sparkle and all my steam friends don't give a shit. One of them even changed their name to Pinkie Pie with me. Anytime someone in TF2 says "that's a really gay name" I just spam the "thanks" and "yes" voice command in reply.

Feels good man.

>>22176374

I have no idea. I thought it might be mushrooms but it looks more like some tan thing on a stick

I continue to lol at the Political Pony discussions. It's like debates about how Smurfs reproduce.

I do hope everypony involved isn't taking this seriously and is just discussing it for fun.

>>22176451

"not again..."

>>22176441
>Absolutist monarchs tend to be a lot more busy than Celestia, though.
Tend to be? Have you met many absolutist monarchs? She likely has most things working smoothly, relying on a well-oiled bureaucratic machinery.

>>22176490
damn captcha made me forget pic.

>>22176509
I like politics and I like arguing. It is fun to analyze the political climate of Equestria.

Carrots is my favorite background pony.

>>22176514
Well I'm mostly thinking of Louis XIV, since he was the Sun King.

>>22175598
She looks fairly young for a mother, though.

In b4 grimdark fanfics about how she got teen pregnant.

>>22176539

This

>>22176495
oopsie

This, according to AJ in EP1, is Caramel Apple.

Wut.

>>22176546

Pony society is different from human society. Teen pregnancy may be more acceptable in their more laid-back society.

>>22176559

Well they did just call him Caramel, not Caramel Apple. Maybe his name is just Caramel, or Caramel something.

>>22176295
No people are /evil/.
Celestia must think she's doing what's best for the peopl-... sorry, ponies.

Congrats, MLP fans. The 4Chan FIlter Greasemonkey extension is so hard to use that it's no use installing it.

your age guesses?

Rarity: 20
Twilight Sparkle: 19
Applejack: 18
Rainbow Dash: 17
Fluttershy: 17
Pinkie Pie: 16

>>22176519
Best quality available. Unfortunately you're unlikely to see a real vector trace (I would love one too).

>>22176546
>>22176563

Baby ponies come out of magical mirrors until we're told otherwise.

I hope there will be some kind of FiM video game, I'd really like to go on awesome adventures with these ponies.

>>22176546

>she looks fairly young for a mother though

so does everypony. we have seen a grand total of two "old" ponies. Even the grey-haired mayor looks pretty young, just die her hair pink and remove the glasses and she would look like any other background pony. So either Equestria took a page out of Logan's Run, or they age pretty well. OPP could be in her pony thirties for all we know. Then again maybe she did get pony teen pregnant. She seems to own a nice sized house though, so I doubt it.

Alright, guys, since we know Faust won't focus on the males too much (and that's okay, that's the point) I think it's up to /co/ to put together the Pony Boys Club. I think the founding members would start with Spike and Big Mac, with others like Dr. Whoof, Caramel, Mr. Cake, Snips & Snails, and possibly Garcon joining in as we allow.

what do you think?

>>22176599
Much, much, much, much younger.

>>22176576
You sure? I am almost certain they said Caramel Apple. All other ponies on the farm have something relating to apples in their names.

>>22176559
Caramel was turned into a boy pony by someone else's unicorn magic. It's the only logical explanation. Or maybe Caramel was a boy pony to begin with, and sometimes has a unicorn friend turn him into a girl pony.

>>22176599
Apple strikes me as older than Twilight and I wouldn't put Pinkie as the youngest.
Otherwise it looks alright.

>>22176615
Nightmare fuel

>>22176622
A "adult" Friendship is Magic game would be fucking amazing. It's extremely unlikely, though. We're more likely to get mods, but only if we can brainwash enough bronies.

>>22176599

It seems like RD would be younger than that imo. The rest seems about right.

>>22176631
>boy pony's club
excuse me?
gentlecolt's club, please

>>22176599
Dash and Fluttershy have important jobs, so I think they must be a bit older. You don't get to be captain of the weather team before you're a legal adult.

>>22176601
>Saddle
!
Pony society implications, go!

Morning /co/.

I'm getting ready to scalp this pony in the name of Lyra. Problem is, I have no hair for her, so this one will take, I figure, quite a bit longer than Derpy.

Earth and Peg are still undecided...

>>22176615

Applejack has a brother, sister, Grandmother and extended family including cousins. We have been told otherwise.

>>22176657
Genderswapped/tg ponies? Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if that were possible with pony magic.

>>22176723
Well in the game on the HUB site, Twilight gives you wings for one part...

I dare you to find a more adorable image.

>>22176702
Also we've seen a married couple - the Cakes - plus Rarity fantasized about getting married. I think ponies in this universe are made the old fashioned way.

Besides, the magic mirror explanation strikes me as something that would make Faust cringe.

>>22176702
She just considers everyone at her kolkhoz family.

why did twilight have a "stop eating food" spell?

i know it was just for the sake of the gag, but still.

>>22175783
Im sorry but why is it that some people have the impression that Rarity fans don't like the rest of the ponies? I am a Rarity fanboy but I still like all the ponies, granted I like some of them less but thats only natural.

Another "I watch it for the plot" macro.

Hey Everypony! Look what I ordered yesterday!

>>22176702
Well she obviously has her Granny, her brother and her sister. And it's heavily implied (in my opinion) that basically everyone on the farm is related to one-another.

>>22176754
Because why diet when you can just magically starve yourself?

>>22176754
Well, more a Mass Suggestion or Compulsion Spell.

>>22176754
You just answered your own question.

>>22176700

I don't suppose theres a tutorial for improving ponies, is there?

>>22176765
that macro is only reserved for that one anime who's name escapes me

>>22176766
Good news, everpony!

Someone ponify this

>>22176695
>Taking care of little animals
>job
>Important job

>>22176736
>twilight has the magic ability to give you wings
>can't give herself wings to help Dash during Winter Wrap up
Not like it matters though. With how big of a fuck up twilight was that episode she probably would've caused the pegasi sky drill destroy half of equestria.

>>22176745
I love how Pinkie has that "I'm sick and tired of your bullshit" look in that episode, by the end.

Also, >Fillydelphia

>>22176745

>I dare you to find a more adorable image.

I'll take that dare!

>>22176805
Seikon no Qwazer, or something

>>22176745
Ok I will accept that challenge.

>>22175929
There are separate social classes in Equestria, and labor group leaders.
>>22176231
This is closer.

>>22176805
seiko no qwaser

>>22176818
It's implied the animals wouldn't be able to care for themselves otherwise. Also, she ran the bunny census, so she probably works for the government department of natural resources or something. They do hire people to do that sort of thing in real life.

>>22176835
>>22176876
>post adorable ponies
>challenge other to post better ones
>receive more adorable pony images
justasplanned.jpg

A pal finally convinced me to watch this show today. I have zipped through all of the episodes. Why is this so enjoyable, my god.

>>22176890
>>22176839

>Seikon no Qwaser

Oh lawd, what a miserable, miserable show. It's getting a second season too.

>>22176700
Oh, shit.

It's the HEADLESS HORSE!

I think it's time we make a list of all background ponies with their (fan) names and descriptions of color, hair and cutie marks. I'll start.

Derpy Hooves: grey - blond - 7 white bubbles
Carrot Top: yellow - orange - carrot
Desert Rose: beige - dark/light red - red rose
Lily: reddish pink - blond, with lily in it - 3 white stars
Daisy: pink - light green - 2 daisies

Feel free to add/correct.

>>22176946
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>>22176946
One of us, join the herd, gooble gobble etcetera

>>22176990
Dr Whoof

Pyro and MLP, which somehow evolved into Pyro and Heavy versus Celestia.

“So anyway Twilight, that's how they can grow both oranges and apples on the same tree, with a little help from a unicorn.” Pinkie Pie had a brain-dead expression on her face from the long explanation Applejack had made when she said apples and oranges weren't that different when Twilight Sparkle had rose the comparison when Pinkie Pie asked what the differences between fiction and nonfiction books were.

“Uh Pinkie Pie... Are you okay?” Twilight had asked. Pinkie Pie only responded with foam coming from her mouth. Suddenly, when Twilight's door was knocked, Pinkie Pie returned to normal.

“I'll get it!” Pinkie Pie said as she rushed towards the door. Opening it, she began to scream at the sight.

Standing there was Fluttershy... and some large red thing with a black head. The large red thing waved its hand and said “Mmmph, mmmph mmph mph?” Pinkie Pie continued to scream.

Fluttershy walked up to Pinkie Pie. “It's only my new friend.” Pinkie Pie stopped screaming.

“Oh. Nice to meet you...” Pinkie Pie began to say, although she couldn't finish the hello due to not knowing the large red thing's name.

“Pyro.” Fluttershy said.

“Oh! Nice to meet you Pyro! How are you? I'm Pinkie Pie!”

“Mmmmmmph. Mmph mmphph mmmmph!” Pyro said, and he started doing a little dance, which Pinkie Pie quickly joined in with.

>>22176990
Daisy's actually her official name, Twilight calls her that.

>>22177029

“Uh, Fluttershy....” Twilight said as she approached her friend, “Are you sure this... guy?... is safe to hang around with. I'm reminded of a creature I read about once called a human. Celestia got rid of them due to them apparently being dangerous.”

“Pyro would never harm a fly. In fact, I found him picking flowers and giving them to my little friends. Pyro, even if humans were dangerous, is completely friendly.” Fluttershy refuted.

“No. He's a danger to every pony alive!” Princess Celestia said, appearing through a puff of smoke. “All of you, get out of here! I'll stop him!” Obeying their princess, Twilight, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie left. “You. The one named Fluttershy, why didn't you leave when your princess ordered you to?”

Fluttershy looked at her. “Because Pyro is my friend.”

“He's a monster! He must be disposed of!”

“But he's my friend. I can't let him be killed!”

“Then you shall die along side him!” Princess Celestia yelled as she dashed up to Fluttershy and stabbed her through the chest as she was floating. Landing back on the ground, Celestia turned her attention to Pyro. “You're next!”

Pyro yelled “MMMMMMPPPPHHH!” Pulling out a flame thrower, Pyro began to try to burn Celestia with the flames of JUSTICE. However, Celestia simply smiled at him, the flames weren't working at all.

Rarity is gonna wreck your house

then she's gonna clean it for you

>>22177042

“Why do you think of your race could ultimately triumph over their greatest creation? You're doomed to die here, and so will your species!” Pyro scratched his head at that statement.

“Mmmph mmph mmmmph?”

“Yes, as you are the last of your species!”

“Mmmph.”

“You're... You're not?” Celestia asked. This surprised her, and worried her. If there were enough humans left, then they might be able to overthrow her, and that was the thought that led Celestia to originally try to make the species extinct.

These were about to become the least of her concerns however, as an iron fortress on wheels burst through the walls. “'Ey Pyro, Sword Van ready to go! We'll give bitch bad time, real bad time!” Shouted a large muscular man driving the Sword Van.

“Mmmmph!” Pyro gave the large man a thumbs up, and jumped up onto the Sword Van.

“You fool,” Celestia shouted, “you're simply making another creature to turn humanity into a god or devil. And I know that man will always become a devil, and rape this green world!”

“Mmmph! Mmmmph, mmmph mmph mmmmph mphmphmphmph mmmppppphhhhh!”

“No! That's too much of a risk to give to such an evil race! I'll kill you here and now! Your Sword Van cannot stop me!” Using magic, Celestia greatly increased the size of the library and herself. Teleporting to one end of it, and Pyro and the Sword Van at the other end, she shouted, “This ends now!”

>>22176946
hah a fran pony, i just found who that character was a few days ago.

>>22176946
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Don't worry, Brony. It's the same for all of us. I'm a 25-year-old male that started watching about a week ago. I cannot explain it either.

>>22177055

“Mmmph. Mmph mmph mph mmmph-mph.” Pyro said to the large man.

“Pyro... I thought you said it was too dangerous to use... Bu I understand! I'll drive you up to that babby bitch, and you'll cook her a new one!”

The Sword Van and Celestia began to race towards each. Pyro stroke a pose and placed his own hands next to each other. Flames started to pop up on them.

“You'll go as far as that to even slightly have a chance of stopping me? I do admit you do have some courage! Not enough to stop me, but enough for the human race to be recognized as truly arrogant! Prepare to die!”

This was it. An even larger Celestia was rushing straight towards the Sword Van, and what Pyro was planning was the only chance to kill her. Placing all of his hopes and the dreams of humanity in it, Pyro shouted “MMMMMPH” and fired a massive fire ball at Celestia, instantly sending her up in flames. Then, Pyro took a few steps back and then ran and jumped up at Celestia with an axe, jumping high enough to raise the axe above Celestia and swing it down, chopping her in half, and killing her.

“You did good Pyro, you did good.” The large man said as Pyro landed with the chopped burning corpse of Celestia. Chopping of the horn of Celestia, Pyro rushed over with it to Fluttershy, who was barely hanging onto life. Placing the horn back in the stab wound, Pyro managed to release the remaining magic and heal Fluttershy, saving her life.

“Pyro... You... you saved me.” Fluttershy said weakly to Pyro.

“Mmmph.” Pyro then picked up Fluttershy, and walked out of the now burning library towards a better future. A future where mankind and ponykind can coexist, where there's no monarchial ruler, just a figure head who raises both the moon and the sun. Where there's a well developed constitution creating a republic where every sentient being was granted freedom and rights. A better future for all.

THE END

What about hot accent pony?

>>22176615

It would be a cop-out if they did.

>>22177076
Yes hot accent pony for the win.
Some said she was french others swedish ( i guess cause she runs the baths), but her accent sounds more french to me.
Is her cutie mark a lotus? I couldn't really make it out.

>>22177073
What the heck did I just read and why did I enjoy it?

>>22176808
Good news, ev'rehpony~!
Mah friend Pinkie Pah done invented a device what makes ya read this in yer head, in mah voice!

>>22177076

I want to see Dora toss little Apple Bloom into the hot tub for some /LL/ lovin'.

>>22177076
My name vote goes for

dora or ilsa

>>22176990
Don't forget Lyra.

Minty Light-green unicorn with very light green-bluish mane, with a Lyra (similar to a harp) as her mark.

>>22177124
Looks to me like a lily pad flower.

>>22176990

Dr. Whoof - Light brown - Dark brown - hourglass
Blues - Light blue - Dark blue - blue music notes
Lucky - Light grey - Dark grey - 3 green clovers
Caramel - Yellow - dark brown - 3 blue horseshoes

>>22177124

She was a Canadian pony trying to do a German accent.

Just like Applejack is a Canadian pony trying to do a Texan accent, and Rarity is a Canadian pony trying to do a Southern egalitarian accent.

To be honest, I really like the work the voice actors are doing. But the accents are pretty far off. Except for maybe Apple Bloom.

>>22177076
>>22177161
>>22177155
She looks like she has a Lotus blossom as her cutie mark and Kamikaze headband around her neck (with a pink sun instead of a red one).

I'll let the rest of you work out the implications to that.

>>22177076

I call her Olga

>>22177088
I think thats one of those retardedly 'girlish' things from the old series Faust wants to get away from. This show seems to be built around family units related by blood.

>>22177151
it doesn't work when you change spellings and add extra punctuation to force an inflection.

of course it's going to be read in a southern accent because you wrote it that way dipshit.

>>22177076
She wishes she was as fabulous as Rarity.

Its finally Happened /co/ these damn adorable ponies invaded my dreams last night. Can't remember any details but I know that they were there. Just thought I should share this.

>>22177124
Even though her accent doesn't sound remotely swedish, I still like the idea of her being swedish.

Twilight's horn movement in the Zecora episode looks like a penis.

>>22177197

she already did get away from it. Equestria is ruled by siblings. Applejack has siblings, cousins, and a grandparent. Pinkie Pie works for a married couple. There are male ponies for a reason.

>>22177215
>dipshit.
Well that's not very friendly.

>>22177233
It's a unicorn horn.
That's the point.

>>22177233
Agreed.

>>22177060

Actually, it's one of my characters. But I get the Fran thing pretty often, so no complaints.

>>22177197
But then how in the world haven't the ponies gone extinct with the minimal amount of male ponies?

>>22176745
That Rarity is ridiculously adorable, both in that ss and the one where shes looking back at Dash.

>>22177233
oh god, why is the idea of Pinkie being the town bicycle so funny?

>>22177144
The result of me playing SRW J for most of the day so far, and me being influenced by the pony threads.

>>22177297

check out how horses work in nature. Minimal number of male ponies doesn't seem to be a problem. Plus, there were actually a ton of males in the background of both Boast Busters and Winter Wrap Up. They are around somewhere, just not often seen.

>>22177297
Polygamy.

Since there's an apple farm, do you think there's also a carrot farm? A grape farm? Maybe even an oat farm ran by Quakers?

I love how Applejack put it. Pinkie's a few apples short of a bushel.

>>22177366

Whenever they show the Apple barn, the yellow structure next door has a carrot on top.

>>22177366
>carrot farm
Isn't there a house or farm that's usually in the background of Applejack's farm with giant carrot decorations?

>>22177366
Well, there is a Fillydelphia.
I can imagine ponies purchasing bags with a pony version of the oatmeal guy on it.

>>22177297
Cloning facilities.

>>22176761
Rarity fans do hate every pony.

It's a truth. It just is, don't question it.

All the male ponies are obviously busy working.

In addition to everything else, Equestria is clearly a genocracy. Feminism gone mad!

>>22177297
well in wild horses there is only one male to a heard of females. The rest of the herd is a matriarchy, with other males roving around in bands of their own. Occasionally a male will challenge another for access to the heard.

Maybe Pony society is a little more civilized version of this system with some males living in vicinity of large groups of females and the remainder living service to the military or in hermitages. Too many males living too close together around females brings out their violent and competitive side. So maybe they only show up seasonally like during winter wrap up or get rotated in and out of the military on regular basis. To keep the ratio of females to males in one place relatively high.

>>22177366

I think some of that is taken care of by some small scale communal farming. Note the outfit.

>>22177366
>Maybe even an oat farm ran by Quakers?
That would be amazing. But we are unlikely to see such themes.

>>22177420
Don't forget Stalliongrad.

>>22177366

I still find the idea of ponies milking sentient cows that can talk, awkward. Clearly they get off on it, as one of them made a cat-call (or in this case, a cow-call) to Twilight after she milked them with her magic.

>>22176761
>>22177374
>>22177432

Well, I tried starting on a list of minor/background characters at the /co/ MLP wiki. It looks like shit so far but it's just a rough start.

http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_background_ponies

>>22177432
>>22177432
Rarity fan here I like all the ponies except Applejack and rainbow dash

>>22177444

>>22177215
Awww. You're just mad because I found a way that works, silly!

>>22175368

Didn't work for Spider-Man either.

>>22176615
I don't even know how to respond to this.

My mind is breaking.

treble

>>22177492

You best be trollin...

>>22177366

Remember when Pinkie said something in one of the earlier episodes along the lines of "and then I said, Oatmeal! Are you crazy?"
Oatmeal is actually a pony. He is a traveling oat salesman. He has an on-again-off-again relationship with Derpy.

How the hell does everypony keep up with these threads?!

They move so goddamn fast!

>>22176125
If they were from the deep, swampy south then they would hardly be "hill"billies.

>>22177233

>>22177519
>>22177519
rainbow dash is too cocky and applejack is a jerk

People who grew up with ADHD love Rainbow Dash. That's how it works.

>>22177493
big mac / fluttershy is my favorite pairing.

>>22177468
Well, I guess it's a win-win situation.
Maybe the meat bulls are masochists who enjoys the "cheerios" placed on them for the two weeks until their dick falls off.

>>22177546

http://www.determinismsucks.net/archive/mlpgeneral/

Use this.

What I love about pony threads is that everything is discussed. Even the fans are discussed.

Does Pinkie Pie sell her body for crack money?

>>22177492
>applejack and rainbow dash
>the two best ponies on the show

>>22177583
Meat bulls?
>Ponies do not work that way.

>>22177546
do you have an unaltered version of this image? i want to caption it "I don't feel good. whats going on? what did you put in this drink pinkie?"

Bronies...

This thread hasn't been saged once so far.
What's the deal?

>>22177631
I doubt they're all vegans.
Where they get protein from?
Milk?

>>22177653

go crazy

>>22177615
No.

Pinkie Pie sells drugs for more drugs.

>>22177612
Yeah
Much better than ME Generals where only waifu shit is discussed. Sure that's in the MLP thread but it's nowhere near as prevalent or bad.

>>22177546
Well, i think i spend a good 2-3hrs a day on pony threads, even more when i'm at work.. I just can't get enough

>>22177659

Perhaps they've all given up?

>>22177695
>>22177615
You're both silly. Pinkie doesn't do drugs.
She does sell her body for cake money though.

>>22177664
What.
Of course they're not vegans, they're HERBIVORES.

>>22177150
>>22177150
>>22177150
Holy crap, I've never seen that Travis Touchdown pic before. Does anyone have that just on it own?

I wonder what happened to Trixie? Her traveling show was destroyed, she has no money,home, friends.

>>22177493
>pony-shaped plane

lol'd uncontrollably

>>22177692

>>22177743
Then why they drink milk?

>>22177732
>Pinkie doesn't do drugs

Chyea, okay.
You can't know that much about parties and party that hard without some sort of substance.

And magic/friendship only goes so far.

>>22177750
Got raped and ate by a bear.

>>22175990
In before image limit.

>>22177770

Herbivores still drink milk from their mothers when they're born, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER MAMMAL.

>>22177775
What about Andrew WK?

>>22177775
Magic/friendship is the drug

>>22177750
Well, when you put it that way... ;_;

>>22177150
>>22177150
>>22177150
We need the Heavy and Pinkie image or the Kenshiro and Pinkie image added to this and then it's the official "MLP on /v/" general image.

Oh, also needs to be colored.

>>22177815
PARTY PARTY PARTY!

>>22177770
They probably have a mutation Earth horses don't that lets them digest lactose after they're grown. Y'know, like humans.

>>22177815
He doesn't drink? Get outta town.

>>22177815
Andrew W.K. is the physical manifestation of partying. His bloodstream naturally contains all the substances required to maximize partying potential.

>>22176418
Looking good enough for me. Awesome art, too, real expressive.

>>22177664
>Where they get protein from?
BigMac, IYKWIM.

>>22177833
and don't forget professor layton
22176207

>>22177746
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>>22177746
>>22177746
>>22177746
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>>22177746
>>22177746
>>22177746
Anyone?

>>22177868
So they ask him for cup cakes?
CUP CAKES HAVE NO PROTEINS!
DO YOU NOT KNOW DIETARY VALUES OF FOOD?

>>22177692
>>22177768
>>22177770

>>22177966
>>22177966
There should be a pony version of the goth kids from south park in FiM

>>22177864
>>22177849
Who the fuck is Andrew WK?
I heard of him before i saw him being advertise don that one CN REAL show, but I just can't remember.

>>22177966
>so edgy and hardcore

>>22177995
A short lived musician who only had songs about partying.

>>22177966
Shit like this will ruin the fanbase.

>>22177995
a musician whose every single song is about partying, as his twitter feed, who also inexplicably hosts a kids show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg

his twitter feed is the funniest god damn thing ever. you will never love something as much as Andrew W.K. loves to party. No not even Applebloom.

So what episode names are references, and to what?
So far I know:
>Call of the Cutie
Call of Duty
>Swarm of the Century
War of the Century
>Look Before You Sleep
Look Before You Leap

>>22177995
The PARTY PARTY PARTY guy in Aqua Teen

>>22178121
So hoping Call of the Cutie is actually a reference to Call of Cthulhu.
Not gonna happen, but that won't dash my hopes.

>>22178121
Call of the cutie is a reference to Call of Cthulhu

>>22178087
Now we need a gif of Pinkie and her Trombone.
Ill reward whoever makes it with a Rarity Wallpaper.

>>22178041
He can totally get away with it. Did you see his other stuff?

>>22178121
>Call of Duty
Nope.

I think it's more along the lines of Call of the Wild and while it may not even be that, It's definitely not Call of Duty.

>>22178087
HAVE TUBA, WILL TRAVEL

I don't think that 9-minute long Pinkie thing on youtube is even enough to capture her awesomeness.

>>22178200
>>22178200
>>22178200
FUCKING LINK