hey OP do you know how to ride a bicycle?

hey op do you know how to get on a bus with other degenerates?

You can't buy the shits online?

>Friends found out I like MLP and rip on me endlessly so I can't go with them without one of them screaming "HE LIKES MY LITTLE PONY" in public

pffffAHAHAHAHAHA!

The answer to all of life's little problems:
Don't give a fuck.

Just fucking admit you like it and be proud of it. I was a big PpG fan and was always open about it. I've only once had people ask me why I was so interested in the show and I said what was the truth: that it's just a really funny and enjoyable show.

Where's that Coraline toy comic when you need it...

>>22069937
>>22069959
This some new "LOL IMMA TROLL" shit I haven't seen yet?

Don't remember anyone replying in threads with this shit.

>>22069914

Why don't you just stop being a total FUCKING FAGGOT THIS SHOW IS FOR LITTLE GIRLS AND MY LITTLE PONY DOLLS ARE FOR LITTLE FUCKING GIRLS YOU FREAK

If you told them you had a little sister or a daughter, that would have covered your ass right there.

Bought it at Walmart, didn't give a fuck.

>>22070018
No, they're right, just take the bike or a fucking bus if you're that lazy. Fucking Americans and their reliance on cars.

Put on shades.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Don't even pay for the toys.
Upon your exit, you will meet up with three beautiful women, who appreciate your cock.

If that doesn't work, say you're buying for your girlfriend. Be embarrassed because she's into this sort of thing. Don't tell them her name is Fluttershy.

Order online.

PROTIP:

Unless you are directly asked about the nature of your purchase of questionable items, never offer up the explanation that it's "for your little sister" because you will look and sound guilty as fuck

>>22069914
>Friends found out I like MLP and rip on me endlessly so I can't go with them without one of them screaming "HE LIKES MY LITTLE PONY" in public

Who cares? You're already in a fucking Toys R Us. That alone betrays your power level. It's not like you'll see anyone you know anyway. Just take the ribbing in stride and buy your shit.

>>22069914
this is so priceless. This made my day TY OP

Man up you fucking pussy.

>>22070055
We don't have public transportation in every town and village and city in America.

Because our country isn't the size of the state of Ohio.

>Be on /co/ when MLP surfaces
>mite b cool
>End up adoring the show
>Tell my friends
>"mite b cool"
>They watch and end up loving it
>We watch it every friday night

LATER...

>See gift set
>mite b cool
>Go to Walmart and buy gift set

It really isn't that hard OP.

>>22070044
Friends know I have no sister. I'm an only child.

It's not buying them that's the problem. I'm going to buy the set when I find it. It's how to deal with the reactions that I'm wondering how people handled.

>>22070035
Go back to your LOL XDDDD RANDUM Adventure Time bullshit.

>>22070116
Take the fucking bike, you sack of lard.

You know they probably wouldn't make fun of you as much if you just watched the show, instead of trying to buy all the toys and shit.

Seriously. Am I the only person that enjoys the show without having urges to collect anything affiliated with it?

>>22070122
Tell them you're a sadistic pedophile and you want to buy the set so you can play with it in front of your most recent victim.

>>22070122

>Go back to your LOL XDDDD RANDUM Adventure Time bullshit.

>IMPLYING THAT THIS TOO IS NOT A SHITTY SHOW FOR FUCKING KIDS GROW THE FUCK UP YOU HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE

Oh, the transportation thing. I see what you're trollin' about now.

No buses around here travel that far, and it'd be like a 3 hour bike ride. It's quite a ways away.

>>22070140
Though I'm not the op, and the op probably could bike there, once again I must point out to you that we're not a small European country. I for one live about 30 miles from the nearest walmart/retail outlet that would sell toys. And it's very poorly stocked.

So although that is entirely feasible for some people, it isn't for everyone.

>>22070168
At first I didn't want the set and I'm still iffy on it, but if I see it, I might pick it up. This thread was to see what others went through .. And troll bait for the 16 year olds who needed something to do inbetween fapping to Lumpy Space Princess.

As for people ripping on me about it, they'll forget about it eventually.

Damn, you people are fucking assholes when it isn't about Adventure Time. Also, how does MLP make me a pedo? Could someone explain this without tossing an insult in?

>>22070140

The nearest Toys"R"Us might very well be twenty or thirty miles away from where he is.

Though he should just suck it up and go with his friends, or live without the little pony dolls.

He should really be able to live without pony dolls, they don't even HAVE a Nightmare Moon or anything.

ATTENTION, ITS ONLY A FEW FUCKING DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

there you have it. you can buy some shit and nobody will give you funny looks, because they assume its for a little girl, not the actual person buying it.

if they offer a free wrapping service, get that too. it could be like a present to yourself.

>>22070207

Not OP either, but I live in TN and the closest Wal-Mart is a twenty minute drive away, and there is absolutely no public transportation in any of the cities in my county, let alone the city closest to me.

I never realized it was so hard for people to understand that there are still a lot of areas where public transportation hasn't caught on very much. Hell, even when I go up to Murfreesburo I only see like one or two cabs and maybe a small bus the entire time I'm there.

I still haven't seen a valid reason why he doesn't order online.

At least if he's being serious.

>>22070267
I don't mean to criticize, but if you're going to like ponies, you're gonna need a thicker skin.

My advice is look at it from the following perspective:
When was the last time that listening to someone on 4chan was a good idea?

>>22070117
>>22070117

Are your friends 5 year old girls? Fuck off with your horse shit stories.

How Do I Call Taxi?

spiderderp.swf

tell them since it's christmas ur gettin it for ur friend's sister who's dying of cancer because she knows that ur cancer killing /co/ with mlp

>>22070297
THIS. ISN'T. THE. PROBLEM.

I don't give a shit what some checkout fucktard thinks of me. I was more curious on how to handle it if the parents ever found it.

>>22070298
Don't bother, people ignored my post about it.

>>22070292
Of course I can live without them. If the TrU here doesn't have it, then I'm not buying it at all. It isn't a "I NEED THIS" thing. It'd just be cool to have Twilight and Pinkie Pie on my desk. I'm not obsessed over buying it - If anything, you guys are making me realize the reason I wanted to only love the show in the first place and NOT BUY THE TOYS EVER: This shit right here. Only 2% of replies have been from bronies and it's very obvious which ones.

>>22070387

Did your dad ever watch cartoons with you when you were a kid?

Mine did, still does, so I introduced him to FiM and told him Faust was heavily involved when he gave me a strange look.

We watch new episodes together now.

I don't know, maybe I just have a manchild father.

>>22070168

I'm with you, bro.

Until I see a Fluttershy figure. Not the one with brushable hair though. Fuck that shit. It doesn't even look like her.

>>22070387
If you wanted replies from just bronies, you probably shouldn't have started a new thread and gone to the pony thread. I mean, with an OP like yours, you're just baiting trolls.

How well do your parents know your friends?

If not very well, ask for a ride and tell them you're buying it to give to the little sister of <insert random friend>.

I'm a 31 yr old male... drove myself.. went to toy isle... 3000 people shopping for Xmas time,.. walk right to Pony section,.. grab one for me and & friend,.. smile at clerk lady, she smiles back, pay with plastic, drive home. Now Spike guards my bong and Applejack it on my night stand,... cant wait for Rarity and Fluttershy. Good luck with that being young thing. Polite sage to keep the non-pony types at ease.

>>22070387
people already make fun of you for it so why would you want to put one on your desk?!

if it's not something you can rationally show to people, WHY DO YOU WANT IT

WHAT IS THE REASONING

>>22070482
Meh.

This has already made me decide to go back to how I was before and

ONLY LIKE THE SHOW AND NOT BUY THE SET.

Mostly happy now, asshats?

tell them u watch it cuz u think sparkleshcok is hawt n stuf yo

>>22070583
Who?

Man, I told one of my friends who's a girl that loves PPG about my FiM love and Faust yet she still won't give it a try. Goddammit

>>22070387

Don't make such a big fucking deal about the toys.

Place them in a spot in your room with some other figures you might have. Like a dinosaur or someshit.

Then people would just think you're being funny. If you put it on a pedestal, with pink roses and incense around it, and a photo of the pony on the wall right behind it, with cum stains scattered around, THEN people might start getting suspicious.

>>22070600

Trick her into watching it. If you have any friends who are also FiM fans/that you think might like it, invite them over along with her and tell them you bought some new movie they're interested in seeing.

Burn off a DVD of all the current episodes, pop it in, sit back, and wait.

You might also want to practice an evil smile.

>>22070600

Just rape her already. GAWD.

>>22070604
>If you put it on a pedestal, with pink roses and incense around it, and a photo of the pony on the wall right behind it, with cum stains scattered around, THEN people might start getting suspicious.

You've seen my shrine on facebook then?

>>22070542
not the same guy but the reasoning for me is i don't give a fuck. i'm not a teenager anymore and as long as i have a beard on my face and a dick in my pants that's all the proof anyone needs of my masculinity. time to throw off the shackles of conformity and do what *i* want for a change.

>>22070600
PPG is manly as fuck, it's normal to like it

I mean seriously they punch out satan in the opening theme song

obviously she has good taste and will never watch your shit

There is some missing info here.. But you need to level with your bros. Be like, "guys, we're friends, and I trust that you trust me, because that's what friends do. Trust me, this show is far better than you think."

Also, why do you want the gift set? I mean, I like this show and think it's pretty great ( funtastic community of bronies definitely helps) but I don't really see a need to buy the toys. What are you going to do with them, anyways?

Just relax, brony.

>>22070689

It's actually quite well made. Kudos.

>>22070707
Exactly right.

>>22070720
>I don't really see a need to buy the toys. What are you going to do with them, anyways?

With that logic, why do ANY collector's items exist?

I don't play with my collection of Superman toys. I have them scattered around my room and shit. Looks awesome.

>>22070533
This is so fucking pathetic that I actually feel better about myself.

>>22070707
like a goth only with ponies and flowers instead of darkness and eyeshadow?

>>22070720
Pinkie Pie and Twilight will join the other figures on my desk. Everyone else will stay in the box put up somewhere.

>>22070810
*glances one foot right of my monitor to the shelf of random figures and other little collector pieces*

I concede to your argument and withdraw my argument.
Well played.

All the Sea Ponies:
Shoop-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo
Call upon the Sea Ponies when you're in distress
Helpful as can be ponies - simply signal SOS
If you find you're past the drift and haven't got an oar (oar)
Count upon the Sea Ponies - they'll see you to shore
Shoop-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo
Seawinkle:
Are you sinking fast?
Wavedancer:
Had some nasty shocks?
Sealight:
Feeling like all hope is gone and washed up on the rocks?
All Sea Ponies:
Washed up on the rocks
Shoop-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo
Call upon the Sea Ponies when you're in distress
Helpful as can be ponies - simply signal SOS
If your rudder runs aground or seeweed holds a grip (kelp)
Count upon the Sea Ponies - they'll see you get help
Sea Ponies, Sea Ponies
Simply signal SOS, simply signal SOS
Sea Ponies, Sea Ponies
Simply signal SOS, simply signal SOS
Oh, yes!

My friends rip on me for liking Phineas and Ferb. They haven't seen the show so they don't actually know it's awesome. I'm sure your friends do all the joking in good spirits.

Get it online. If you really don't want to / can't, just get to the store and buy the thing along with some other things, people will think it's Christmas gifts for the family, and that's what you can say. Chill the fuck out, act normal, it's not a big deal. You're not the only older-male cartoon fan in the world.

I bought some pretty cool MLP merch the other day
for my fucking little sister.

>>22071145
>so i could fuck my little sister
ftfy

>>22071145
>fucking little sister

Woah, incest AND pedophilia?

You're sick man.

>>22071145

You're an only child, Batman. Quit playin'.

>>22070387

Let me get this straight. You're going to buy ponies and put them on your desk, where your parents will inevitably see them...and you're worried they might find out before you own them?

They're toys, kid. It's not like you're coming out of the closet in some hyper-Catholic family.

>>22071145
I bought Black Ops the other day for christmas.
for my little brother

>>22069914

>For anyone here who's actually bought the thing, how'd you get it?

I'm 27, own a car, and drive it. Drove my ass over to Toys R' Us last Friday. The item wasn't hard to find, plenty of Gift Packs were there for the taking. I bought two, they'll make nice presents.

>>22071292
COD is for faggots
are you gay for your little brother?

So what are you gonna do with them OP? Jizz on them like those weeaboo in squintchinktown? That's 5 levels of faggotry. I hope you get caught by your father and he doesn't say a fucking word. Just closes the door behind him as he silently weeps and hangs himself in his bedroom.

>>22071349
>lol imma trollololololololol

>>22071200
First you.

Then, everyone else.

>>22071384
The same thing I do with my Transformers and Star Wars figurines. Place them on my shelf.

>>22071384
Goddamnit you fucking people can't read.

>>22071270
Good point.

I'm not buying the thing now anyway. I'm just sticking to being a non-toy-buying brony.

>>22071441
You're not me replying, but you're right with what I'd do anyway.

Chris-Chan likes MLP.

Op, you are a faggot.

>>22070006
I'm intrigued sir

>>22069914

Thats like the most pathetic and depressing thing I've heard since I learned about Kurdistan

>>22071526
Chris-Chan hasn't ruined FiM for us bronies though.

Yes, there's a difference.

>>22071526

Not OP, but Chris chan can love whatever the fuck he wants, and I would not give a single rat's ass.

It's pretty easy not to obsess over a person. Especially someone like him. Stop caring so goddamn much about that faggot.

>>22071526

If he hasn't ruined Pokemon for me, why would he ruin ponies?

OP here.

I'm done. Don't bother calling me a fag because I'm closing the page.

See you bronies on Stable 2 when it's done, if it's named that.

>>22071655
If CWC likes MLP, all of the fans are like him. Fat neckbeard omegas with no chance of love. Ever.

It's not worth it. Stop liking this piece of shit girls show.

>>22071863

And all black people are good at basketball and all Asians are good at math.

>>22071863

>>22071938
Fine. Just know that you faggots are not only ruining the /co/ board, but the world's laughing at you.

>>22071927
i see you posting facts but i don't see the relevance to this thread

>>22072024
I see you windin' and grindin' out on dat floor

>>22069914
told them i was dating a rather busty bitch who liked the show and i was getting it to get buttsex. but then seriously that excuse works for just about anything.

I had to buy my ponies and get them shipped overseas. Thankfully, I can sit down with my machismo-laden, beard-wearing male friends and enjoy this show, because it is cute and amusing and distracts us from the godless winters of Northern Sweden.

Then I go outside and shoot a reindeer in the fucking face, because the damn thing ran into the only goddamn car for thirty kilometers. So far, this show has not increased my girliness and I'm a goddamn woman, so I don't think anyone here needs to worry.

And if you are worried, shoot something in the face. That always helps.

27 y/o male here. When I'ma buy a toy I'll just make an excuse its for my sister/daughter or something. The clerks dont usually mind. Some of my friends know I watch MLP but they dont really make a big deal off it, they were just surprised.

187 yo dead body here. I'd buy the toys and s ay fuck you I'm dead. don't judge.

OP, the solution is simple.
You get a gun. You make sure it has a full clip, in case the first one is a dud. You shoot yourself in the mouth - this is important, because depending on the caliber of the gun, it might not penetrate your skull properly, so you're better off shooting up through the roof of your mouth. Then everything will be right with the universe.

I just have friends who aren't dicks.. you should try it:)

>>22071863
who cares about finding a girlfriend when you've got ponies

>>22072735

>make sure it has a full clip
>full clip

Guys if you like the show and watch it, fine, but geez don't buy the toys.

I bought them to stuff into my pony hating older brother's Christmas gifts. Then I keep them afterwards.

Everyone wins.

>>22073163
It's an M1 Garand.

>>22070006

I just realized the irony of what woudl happen if you lost this image macro among several others.

Having a love for MLP isn't exactly something you should make public.

You know, outside of /co/.

>>22069914
sup OP, I tell ya how I got mine. I went to Wal-Mart, picked it up, also picked up a coke and some pretzels, and fantasia, bought it. Got some shit at the register about adorable ponies. "They're for Christmas"
BAM.
Drove home, brought them upstairs, unpacked em, shipped off Celestia to someone who wants her. Ponies now hang out with my other figures on my desk.

You deserve to be ripped on by your friends. You should not like MLP.

This gives real meaning to SON YOU WATCHING YOUR GIRLY CARTOONS AGAIN?

Why, yes. Yes I am.

Bronies and /co/lts, here's how you do it.

1. Get some cheap but decent shades. +5 confidence.
2. Walk into T'R'U as cool as fuck, walk straight to where the Ponies are, pick them up, take them to the register, pay, and walk out. You just leveled up. (If you did it without the shades, and without blushing, you just took two levels.)
3. If anyone tries to mock you, tell them this, word for word: "I dare you to watch one episode. It's available for free online. If you get it, you get it. If not, it's no skin off of my back."
4. If that same person mocks you in front of others, your response is, "This petty jeering is coming from someone too scared to watch one episode of a 'girl's show'." Then walk away.
5. If the same person watches an episode and doesn't become a bronie, and still mocks you in front of others, call him a "Gilda" and repeat step 3 for anyone else in the immediate area.

Kind of an interesting thread, I will not lie.

>>22069914
>Want to see if Toys R Us has the Gift Pack
Call them on a phone and ask. Do it before lunch if you want to avoid being a hassle.

(prying powned)

Your gif gave me a raging boner OP. Thank you.

Thisis my point, OP.

You KNOW there is something wrong with liking MLP to the extent that you do. YOU KNOW IT.

What, are you 15 OP? Got a bank account and/or a credit card? Then you're halfway there:

http://www.amazon.com/My-Little-Pony-Entertainment-Gift/dp/B003I85UYW/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&am
p;ie=UTF8&qid=1292991089&sr=1-1

>>22070006
Here it is.

>>22074938

Or, you could just say you're buying it for your little sister, like a sane person would.

>>22075270
Anon with 10 years of retail experience here.

Protip: We don't give a flying FUCK about your purchase.

If the clerk knows about e MLP phenominon they will understand why you're getting it and won't judge.

If they don't know the phenomenon they will assume you're buying it for a niece/daughter.

Number of fucks given: zero

>>22070544
Nah... don't be like that.
Applebloom said something in the last episode that applies here. "Did you let those sillybillies get into your head?" Don't let what people say here affect you... people are often rude on the internet. That's a given. Folk will make fun of people and their problems, especially embarrassing problems.

If you want the figures, get them... my advice to you would to simply not worry about what other people think.

If your friends are making fun of you, either they're not very loyal, or more than likely, they're just ribbing you and expect you to laugh along. If you just take the piss and don't care about it they'll forget about it soon enough.

Don't let anybody dictate what you should like and what you should buy. Just do what you want.

I walked in the store, took it off the shelf, brought it to the cash register, and paid for it. Didn't get any weird looks, didn't ask for a gift receipt.
I am eagerly waiting for stores by me to get the ones with hair, I know where the pony aisle is now, and I even learned the names of the shelfwarming alien ponies.

Again, don't let anyone dictate to you what you're supposed to like or buy. Do what you want.

In fact, you know what? I wasn't going to do this, but because of this thread I'm going to buy some of the toys now. And if anyone wants to ridicule me for that, you know what? Go ahead, because I don't give a damn. I have better things to occupy my mind with than worring about than the opinions of complete strangers on the internet.

>>22078284
Youtube didn't occur to you? Try doing a search.

>>22070191

AT is better than pony shit, you fucking faggot. kill yourself

Oh look. Another MLP thread. Keep it to one thread faggots. Also OP, your friends are right to make fun of you. You are a grown man who not only likes a show aimed at toddlers, but you also want toys from it. Ones that are in the girls isle. Have fun prowling the isles like a pedophile for your Ponies you gigantic furfag.

>"is this all, sir?"
>"THEY ARE FOR MY NIECE. YES, MY NIECE, CAN I HAVE A GIFT RECEIPT IT'S A GIFT FOR MY NIECE THESE PONIES AREN'T FOR ME, NOPE"

Hey op do you mind if we move the MLP main thread here?

>>22078370
FUCK YOU
this thread has a topic.

Go crawl back to the anti-mlp thread.

>>22069914
TAKE this shit to /toy/

>>22078370
Trying. General got to imagelimit, two people jumped the gun and made "hurpa durp couldn't find it on page 0" threads.

That said, looks like it'll be this one.

>>22078429

Yeah. And it could have been in your MLP thread. And it's about fucking toys. As much as I'd hate to see it on /toy/ it doesn't belong here. Go fuck yourself.

>>22078446

>Four MLP threads
>Can't see why people are getting sick of MLP threads.

>>22078467
It's being dealt with.
Don't get a hard dick.

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Pony threads are so shitty.
I can't figure out why ponytards keep responding to obvious trolls.
Maybe they really are that stupid.

>>22078550

This is a terrible thread for a new general.

Why would you guys pick this one? Half the posts are trolls.

holy crap, i just tried to go to pensivepines channel, and its gone.

when the fuck did this happen

>>22078602
We'll ride this one until we hit the bump or image limit, and then make a new one if we have to. The trolls will get bored and go away, they always do.

well ok
this picture is adorable

>>22078679

Ugh. Ok.

Poastin a request from the last thread. I hope the requester(s) are still around.

>>22078652
Apparently sometime today... Ponies are comin' back quickly, though:
http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony

>>22078652

After I reported it for copyright infringement.

>>22078652

>>22078679

Trolls never get bored when idiots keep responding to them.
Yet ponyfags ALWAYS respond to trolls all the while claiming that "haters gonna hate".
If they really thought that way, and weren't insecure about liking a show for little girls, then they would stop giving the trolls any attention.

>>22078652
Some issue with a television show that wasn't MLP:FiM.

>>22078729
thanks for posting it here, fag

I'm being sarcastic

>>22078726
Well I was one of them so thanks! there were like 4 of us though lol

>>22078726

Awesome.

You forgot the lines in her hair though.

THIS THREAD SUCKS

TAKING DRAWING REQUESTS. KEEP IT SIMPLE.

>>22078782
WE CAN TELL FUCKWIT

>>22078726
i wasn't one and i love it

>>22078758
Maryoku?

>>22078756

Fucking jewtube.

>>22078796
PINKIE PIE BEING DRESSED UP BY RARITY

>>22078726
even if they aren't here, we'll gladly hold onto it and repost it again should the need arise

also, thanks for more dash art with dash being baller as fuck

>>22078757
Hey, not all of us respond. Unfortunately the bigger the fanbase, the stupider the fans.
Back in the earlier threads, trolls wouldn't get a single reply at all most of the time, and even the gorespammer got bored.

<-- unrelated, and yet somehow is.

>>22078828
okay

>>22078714
>implying using your sister for free manual labor is "cute"

fuck you. if I was your sister I would fuck the shit out of you at night when you were a virgin so you'd wake up in a pool of hymen blood.

just postin some ponies

>>22078726

How about, rather than wasting your money on these useless toys you donate it to charity? There's a lot of kids who would kill to get those ponies for Christmas this year so I think you should stop feeding your weird obsession with this show for a little bit and help an underprivileged tot out.

>>22078726

>>22078789

oopsies

>>22078833

The gorespammer was banned and was also too stupid to evade it.
He was in the process of doing his shit when he suddenly stopped posting.

>>22078828
Already done. It's here: >>22074804

>>22078868
>implying 95% of "charity" donations don't go to the executives overseeing the organization and the corporations supplying these "charities"

Sure is fucking moron in here. If you want to give back you have to literally do it yourself, not be a lazy fuck and throw money into a bucket.

>YouTube account pensivepine has been terminated because we received multiple third-party notifications of copyright infringement from claimants including:

> * American Greetings Corporation
> * American Greetings Corporation
> * American Greetings Corporation

it is a sad day for all bronies

>>22078884
what a cool pony
im pretty impressed

>bought ponies with parents
>parents don't give a fuck
>dad loves dreamworks, has his own figs
>mom loves disney
>only issue, buy with my money
>mom likes show too, dad more Batman guy
>fuck yeah

>>22078868

Most charities use donated money for other shit.
That or they squander it completely.

>>22078944
don't worry about it, we've got it covered 6 times over

If you're a grown man buying MLP toys, I'm pretty sure the cashier will assume you are buying that for a daughter or a niece or something. Because that makes more sense than a grown man buying that for himself, unless you look creepy and that connection makes sense because of your looks.

>>22078907
oh.

>>22078985
Of course, now that I think about it, that doesn't mean it can't be done again. Pinkie getting dressed up by Rarity is a pretty broad topic.

>>22078942
>>22078956

Sure is libertarian in here. So that justifies the OP wasting his money on useless plastic junk rather than doing something useful with it? Or even, I don't know, buying a toy with the money and donating that?

>>22078918

A Pony, what do you think we'd ask for.....

>>22078918
PONIEZ

>>22078884

One of the original requester(s) reporting in. This is awesome! Smooth move man, very well done. Dash lookin' slick!

>>22079015

I'm not saying that OP is doing anything useful with his money.
I'm just saying that donating it to charity is just as useless.

Also, it's his money, so he can spend it however the fuck he wants.

>>22078888
Damn, nice quads.

>>22079015
That, and there are in fact plenty of charities that do lots of useful work and don't use most of the cash for administration. More often than not they're more locally based-- working in your city (if you live in a city) and nowhere else. Charities like those are also more likely to be in touch with the _actual_ serious problems people are facing, and will have a better idea of how to work to solve/alleviate them.

Takes a bit of research, though.

>>22079066

Donating it to charity isn't useless. There's multiple ways to donate money and if you properly research where you're giving it to you can ensure you're doing something worthwhile with it.

And while the OP can spend his money however he wants I can also call him on spending it in a needlessly frivolous and selfish way

>>22078918
For the first time in 15 years, ponies.
None of the stores have them yet...

>>22078884

radradradradradrad

You still doing requests?

>>22079109

Okay, you sound reasonable.
What if OP regularly donates to charity (an actual charity that does some good), but just wants to spend a little on himself for once?
Is there something wrong with that?

>>22079115

I'll take another, but it'll have to be done tomorrow. I gotta get to bed.

And I guess I'll probably have to namefag for the sake of simplicity.

>>22079165

There's just something about a grown man buying children's toys for himself this close to Christmas that seems wrong to me. If that's the case he could at least wait until after the holidays to buy them...They'll probably be cheaper then anyway

>>22079109
>implying being on the internet isn't frivolous
>implying having a bed isn't frivolous
>implying having more calories than required to survive isn't frivolous

etc etc

Charities? You niggas are smalltime.

Every year, we load the back of the ol' El Camino with gifts we gather from generous folk in our neighborhood, spend a few days wrapping and preparing them, then deck that fucker out with holiday cheer and drive down to the poor part of town.

>mfw blaring christmas music through boom-bass
>mfw little kids runnin' like we're in an ice cream truck
>mfw when this happens every year
>mfw I AM SANTA
>mfw santa isn't real, so I have no face

HAHAHAHA FAGGOT

>>22079172

Something involving dash and fluttershy.

You will never go to Equestria and frolic in the meadow with the Ponies

>>22079198
You know what? I've bought myself maybe fifteen dollars worth of coffees this week. A MLP toy costs what about seven bucks? It's not that critical.

>>22079212
The argument actually makes it sound more like spending money on most luxuries (Buying comics, for example) is a waste of money if not given to charity or some such.

I can't take it anymore guys. I need to prove to myself that this show is either as amazing as you make out to be or the meh I think it is. Where do I watch it? Torrents?

>>22079198

I agree, and yes, almost everything is cheaper after Christmas.

>>22079172
Feel free to join deviantart simply to join the My Little /Co/mrade group to post your stuff... You've got good stuff.

>>22078904

>The gorespammer was banned and was also too stupid to evade it. He was in the process of doing his shit when he suddenly stopped posting.

Oh is that what happened to that faggot? Yeah, now that I think about it, it would explain the gaps in his routine. I guess the mods do actually run out of patience after all.

>>22079237

Okie dokie. I'll have something in the next thread I see.

i need to draw more
i am quite rusty, even an eyeball-trace looks bad

>>22079277
All gone. You'll never see it.
Now you'll have to live your life in despair, always wondering about the mystery of what could have been...

Or you could just search Youtube.

>>22079289

What's the link to that by the way?

>>22079306
I like to think they're right there watching the streams with us every Friday.

>>22079277
see >>22078550 for the basic info.
Eps are on /rs/: search for MLP.

appitizer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJmTeS_cPCE

Why is the G & P T mai favorite character?

Hey...uhm..

First time requester here..
I wanted to ask if a drawfag could...uh..

Draw the ponies at a bar..?
...*squeak*

>>22079317
In the thumbnail it looks like he has his dick out.

>>22079317
Just keep at it.

Uhg this took way too long for how crappy it is

>>22079354
http://mylittlecomrade.deviantart.com/

>>22079417
I'm gonna carry that weight

>>22079417
waitjustasecond, is it spike spiegel?

>>22079429

I approve of this

>>22079443

Cool! Thanks.

>>22079429
Omg it's some NEW DERPY! :D
Yaaaaaaaaaaay. \o/

>>22079506
That's not derpy, that's pinkie pie.

Anyway, taking another request.

>>22079452
you are not me

>>22079429
>pinkie with straight hair

>>22079506
Nope, it's Pinkie Pie.

>>22079429
I-is that Pinkie Pie?
HNNNGGGG

>>22079517
that's not pinkie pie that's the mayor

>>22079429

What kind of party is she going to, exactly?

>>22079429
Oh god that is so adorable
thank you so much

>>22079545
probably some kind of fancypancy rich pony party Rarity weedled herself into.

>>22079517

Uhm..uh..
>>22079240

>>22079545
a fancy one
one with CLASS

This is what happens when you watch too much MLP and then play too much Battlefield Bad Company 2: Vietnam, or as I know think about it, 'My Little Ponyfield Friendship Company 2: Ponyville' at 2 PM:
♬Some ponies are born to wave the clouds,
Ooh, they're pink, purple and blue
And when the birds sing 'Winter Wrap Up',
Ooh, they point the dragon at you
It ain't me, it ain't me I ain't no Mayor' filly,
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate filly, no
Yeah!
Some ponies are born friendship in hoof,
Oh Celestia, don't they help themselves, oh
But when the Tax pony comes to the door,
Celestia, the house looks like a muffin sale, yes
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no Princess' filly, no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't Princess' filly, no
Some ponies inherit rainbow colored eyes,
Ooh they send you down to buck, Oh Celestia,
And when you ask them, "How much should we share?"
Ooh, they only answer More! More More! Oh,
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no Wonder bolt's filly,
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate filly,
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate filly, no no no,
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate filly, no no no,♬

>>22079517
My little pony meeting Pokemon!
We have a bunch of TF2 pics, I figure why not.

dat some drawfaggotry up in here?

anything rainbow dash x fluttershy- I saw the upper one but nose bump would slay me, please!

>>22079607

Derpyhooves.com improvements for the night... Forum board has a new and better looking template, made a full logo for the forum, and we now have a fully operational chatroom system.

>>22079429

God damn that's nice! I never pictured Pinkie Pie with straight hair before. She looks great!

>>22079575
I'm sure pinkie could throw a classy party if she wanted to

>>22079517
Derpy offering Luna a muffin while cheerfully declaring "balanoposthitis!"

>>22079638
I meant more along the lines of iconic Pokemon, like Pikachu, Jigglypuff, etc.
Pic related, slightly wanted to avoid that area.

>>22079673
what

>>22079688

>Ponyta
>not iconic but Jiggly puff is

>>22079598
Anyone have the horizontal version of this picture?

>>22079429

dressing up to go a 'key party' probably

Fuck it, I'm watching the first episode.
I'm also taking every measure possible to keep anyone I know from ever figuring out that I did so.
I will destroy this computer if necessary.

See this? It's strawberry milk.

It's what I drink when I watch My Little Pony.

>>22079783

you're livin' the dream brony

God DAMNIT /co/!

You're making me want to watch this so bad.

But i'm scared i'll enjoy it! I must resist!

Augggh!

So have we come to a consensus that "LOLRANDUM" Derpy is absolutely ridiculous yet?

I, myself, like to imagine that, sometimes, she's not a gimmick or an object to be interacted with, and has a personality.

>>22079735
Jigglypuff is the one in the SSB series, singing every other episode in the anime, and belongs to various NPCs. Hell, there's a pre-established song.
Ponyta is barely featured in the anime, isn't in smash, and is a rare sight in the game. And she has no song.

I mean, I like Ponyta and all, but still.

>>22079783
awesome.

Also I don't want to draw any of those. keep requesting~

>>22079783
is there vodka in it

>>22079778
>>22079817

>>22079840
Apple Bloom having a picnic with Spike

We need more adventures of these two:

Showers trying to find the colt of her dreams

Derpy trying to keep her dreams turning into reality (and boy, are they crazy)

>>22079828
Everyone seems to have their own derpy headcanon. I see a cheerful yet a bit airheaded derpy

>>22079840

Apple Bloom kicking a tiny apple tree with like one or two apples attached to it.

>>22079720
The word works with Derpy's aphasia, what can I say?

>>22079817
so twat if u enjoy it! who gives a fuck?

>>22079870
at first i was horrified
but then
i saved it

Rainbow Dash as a 'dashing prince' rescuing the shy Princess Fluttershy, carrying her in her arms?

>>22079817

If you do not like the show, than it's all good. As long as you don't turn into that crusading idiots that try to bring these threads down, and accept that it's just something you don't like.

The pros of liking it would be this awesome little community we have built around it. At the same time, you'd also have to deal with all the uber adult content and troll posts, but you're an adult (or can at least act like one sometimes) and you can just ignore it with the rest of us actual fans.

>>22079888
here

Disregard that, I like >>22079867 better.

>>22079867
okay

>>22079878
Gonna draw these two next.

>>22079870
I lol'd heartily. Someone upload it to DeviantArt so Lauren can see it.

>>22079878

yes, yes we do

>>22079956
It's already on dA.

I got mine at Wal-Mart. Some of the moms in the aisle looked at me a little funny because of how closely I was inspecting the box; but I just smiled at them and carried my ponies to the front.

The cashier didn't say anything beyond the normal "hi, how are you?" / "thank you, come again".

and now I have pony's on my desk.

>>22079817
here.

FINE. I'll watch it, but ONLY to see what the fuss is really about.

Where's the nearest means of doing so.

>>22079901

>Rainbow Dash as a 'dashing prince' rescuing the shy Princess Fluttershy, carrying her in her arms?

I have to put my support behind this one. God wills it!

maybe a stream could be started to help?

or pinsivepine channel at youtube

>>22080081
streaming links
Episode 1 - Friendship is Magic, Part 1 (webrip) [mentos] - http://www.megavideo.com/?d=ADIKIWFW
Episode 2 - Friendship is Magic, Part 2 (webrip) [mentos] - http://www.megavideo.com/?d=TTHUXV52
Episode 3 - The Ticket Master (webrip) [mentos] - http://www.megavideo.com/?d=8JTFFEHZ
Episode 4 - Applebuck Season (webrip) [mentos] - http://www.megavideo.com/?d=2J295VAJ
Episode 5 - Griffon the Brush-Off (webrip.resize) [mentos] - http://www.megavideo.com/?d=69HRGUZ3
Episode 6 - Boast Busters (webrip) [mentos] - http://www.megavideo.com/?d=WC9CRAWK
Episode 7 - Dragonshy (webrip) [mentos] - http://www.megavideo.com/?d=PDHE8V2B
Episode 8 - Look Before You Sleep (webrip) [mentos] - http://www.megavideo.com/?d=BM1ZDAG0
Episode 9 - Bridle Gossip (webrip) [mentos] - http://www.megavideo.com/?d=0Z5YQCNY

episode 4 is a good starter

>>22079429
Pretty friggin' cute. I approve.

>>22079901

I also support this.

>>22080081

http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony has the first two (three?)

>>22080129

Fuck that, watch them in order. Then keep watching them.

Applebuck is one of the best but you really should see friendship is magic before anything else.

>>22080116
a little slow, aren't we

>>22078652
>>22078944

>>22078729

SUDDENLY
CHRISTMAS

>>22080324
Absolutely adorable.

>>22079828
Who says she can't be both random AND a legitimate, developed character? These things are not mutually exclusive.

>>22080338
Accidental alliterations?

>>22079783

That looks pretty tasty! The only beverages I have in my house now is orange juice and New Jersey tap water. I knew I should have gone to the store earlier, fuck.

>>22080324

>>22079778

Here.
It was interesting... I guess.
Might watch next episode later.

>>22080350
Lately it seems that whenever someone criticizes Space Cadet Derpy as being shallow or gimmicky, someone posts that fic as a counterpoint.

imokaywiththis.jpg

Man, talking with that idiot in the pony hate thread is fun. It's not even arguing or anything.

Anyway, what are you folk up to tonight?

>>22080081
here again.

And i just watched an episode.
I knew this'd happen...i enjoyed it, GOD DAMN.

sdfsdgfh

>>22080351
Conceivable conclusion!

>>22080350
i swear to go i'm going to drawfag this some day

>>22080431

Damn it. Stop that. This story, that other pic, more pics of the two.

I DON'T WANT TO BE A SHIPPER!

>>22080431
sooooo cute!
you've done two of my requests now
i thank you once more

>>22080431

>>22075241
Shit this keeps on pissing me off every time I see it.
My LCS ran out of Coraline toys before I remembered to get one.

Was anyone ever really serious about having a pony waifu?

>>22080418

Quit that. It's not that big of a deal.

>>22080431
I couldn't d'awww any harder even if i wanted to

>>22080431
Oh gawd that's adorable.

>>22080431

HNNNNNNNNNNG!

Well done!

>>22080375
It's not for everyone, really.

I rather like the show and was able to jolly some friends into watching it. Most of them agree it's an okay show, but nothing terribly special.

But one of them, he's even more into MLP then I am now. He's trying to get me to run an RP game for our tabletop group.

i request a picture of luna getting gifts from the other ponies, shit is making me depressed on how sad it is.

>>22080487
you are a good requester thanks.
then again I'm totally biased about requests.

uhhg I'll draw derpy later i guess, more requests please~
If you want a better chance of it getting draw, ask for something cute lol

>>22080431
Oh fu-

>>22080431
CUTENESS LEVELS HAVE REACHED CRITICAL MASS! ABANDON SHIP! ABANDON SHIP!

So...

Which pony is the best kisser?

>>22080431

That is ridiculously adorable!

>>22080431
>applebloom tea party
HNNNGGG

>>22080431

hhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg

>>22080524

I think I'm more like your other friends.
It's a fun show, but not as awesome as most ponyfags make it out to be.

>>22080536
Rarity dressing BigMac in drag

Weeapony. If you would be so kind, I'd like to see Twilight and Luna at a telescope. Twilight is looking through it, and Luna is obviously very happy.

Someone needs to draw Derpy guzzling Red Bull, I see her as being very hyper.

I'd make a pun and say "Red Pony" but then someone is going to connect Big Mac to it and then things will go badly.

>>22080528

Seconding this.

>>22080431

>>22080528
after that cute bomb, I see this? goddamit, Luna needs more happy art

So why WAS Rainbow Dash being forced into that frilly outfit by rarity for the event?
Her parents must have a lot of Pull in the community.
I wouldn't be surprised if she was blue blood

>>22080569
Half the fun is in the threads.

I just started watching this...
I love this show so much
Fuck you /co/ you've turned me into a faggot
Fuck you all.

>>22080599

I think...I need a towel.

>>22080528

You had to post that soul crushingly sad picture now?! Just after I got done looking at that Apple Bloom and Spike picture? Just when I was about to go to bed? God damn it, I mad!

>>22080503

IT IS TO ME, DAMNIT!

I shouldn't enjoy this. God damnit i just shouldn't!

>>22080536
Rainbow Dash going adventuring with Fluttershy!

>>22080615

Welcome to the party, motherfucker.

>>22080549

Pinkie Pie. When she kisses you, she does it with all her energy and focus, all with the sweetness of a strawberry cupcake.

>>22080576
I can try this.

>>22080536

Rainbow teaching fluttershy to fly higher without being scared.

>>22080615

liking MLP doesn't make you a faggot, having sex with men willingly makes you a faggot.

>>22080536

Yotsuba and Pinkie Pie being energetic together.

>>22080635

It honestly isn't that big of a deal. If you're really ashamed of it, than don't watch anymore.

>>22080664
inb4 another adorashitstorm

>>22080549

Rainbow Dash. She'd do it full force and fucking mean it.

>>22080549
>>22080644
>>22080738
I think it's a matter of your taste in women, tbh.
Also
SPOILERS

>>22080664

Thank you very much.

>>22080738

You're not fooling anyone.

There's a pink pie image I really want to do, but I don't have my tablet pen. Should I sketch it up, webcam it, and try to edit out the nonsense in photoshop? I am not good at any of those things.

>>22080638
baww
>>22080691
What am I then?

>>22080549

Rarity for sure. Anypony that takes so much time just to tuck herself nice and neat into bed, certainly cannot disappoint when it comes to a proper kiss.

>>22080800
A flamboyant, yet heterosexual male.

>>22080635

>>22080549

Fluttershy wouldn't be all that good. She'd give you a quick peck on the lips before turning away blushing, and while cute that's hardly a kiss.

>>22080549

Fluttershy, easy. Soft kisses are much more fun than heavy ones.

>>22080730

Uggh. I want to stop but just..they're adorable.

>>alliterations
Do you remember the last episode, when Pinkie was playing all thost instruments and leading the parasprites away?

Like, she was the Polka Playing Pinkie Pied Piper of Ponyville?

You see all those P's I used in a row?

That my friend is alliteration.:) The repetitive use of words starting with the same letter in one sentence.

>>22080800
You're a pony fan who also visits /co/. In some circles, known as a /co/lt or a brony.

>>22080800

A Brony, plain and simple.

>>22080602

Really?
Because the threads seem pretty shit to me.

>>22080823
I am now imagining this.


Fuck, that was so sweet I think I just caught diabetes.

>>22080402
I'll admit, anytime someone posts it it makes me a little giddy.

>>22080484
Also, anyone drawing anything from it would rule so damn hard.

On that note, I am going on a long plane ride tomorrow, and I freaking hate flying. But writing always calms my nerves. So if anyone has any writefag requests, I'll be happy to honor one or two. With luck, I may have something decent banged out by the time my plane lands.

>>22080823

And then you go in for Round 2, and she just won't be able to say no. Gradually she'd relax and get more into it...

Sorry, I lost my train of thought.

>>22080854
Well, of course with that attitude.

But I dunno, I guess I'm just bias. I only started watching the show because of the threads, not the other way around. Maybe that affected it.

>>22080892
Whoops, forgot mah tripcode.

Has someone drawn a 6 legged pony shooting stars out of its eyes and [insert the rest here] yet?

>>22080800
Just a dude, dude. One who, after thinking about it for a little while, will probably realize that it's okay to give different things a chance, even if they look silly. You'll probably even be a better person for it. Chances are pretttttty slim that you're gonna start wearing pink and painting your nails.

>>22080854
It's a shame that you've gotta dig a bit to find some of the fun threads now, but they do exist amidst the crap and trolls

>>22080934
here you go

>>22080937
It's pretty fun when you make a draw request and the result is utterly adorable and everyone in the thread stops to have a heart attack

>>22080892
Do one about Fluttershy conquering her fear of flying. :)

>>22080937
It's total luck of the draw.

You might have the most awesome pony thread and an incredibly shitty one on the same day.

>>22080985

I think that's where these threads really shine. This show is a font of adorable-ness.

>>22080892

I wouldn't mind a strange adventure where Derpy accident brings one of the other ponies along through one of her "Adventures" where they end up meeting cryptids and stuff.

>>22081013

The same day? Hell, you could have them going at the same TIME!

>>22081034

I wonder what would happen if Derpy met Cthulhu.

>>22081004
Real life phobias? In MY ponyfics?

That idea made me smile. I'll see what I can do.

>>22081013
Not only that make it a two-parter.
Do the second chapter on the return flight.

>>22081013
>>22081035
>you could have them going at the same TIME!
For example, there is a thread on the front page right now that is basically just shitposting and trolling.
Yet here we are, having a rather nice thread.

>>22080959
ooooohh

>>22081046

She would go mad at the mere hint that he truly exists, and subsequently become blissfully unaware of her slow and painful demise.

>>22081074

I'm having so much fun posting in that thread right now, though. It's not even a troll thread anymore, to be honest. We're all just picking on this one guy who won't drop his weak troll disguise,

About kissing ponies... guys I OWN a pet pony. They do this greeting thing that involves sniffing at your nose, and they expect you to sniff back. As far as horses are concerned, that's a proper introduction. I guess the scent of each others breath means a lot to them.

So, my pony has done that to me, and he kinda glommed on my face and I tell you his breath was horrid.

The same goes for other horses, they usually don't glom at you but some do, and I've never met a horse with good breath.

These ponies, do they even have a concept of sanitary dental hygeine? Do they brush their teeth? We know they eat hay, what else do they eat?

I don't think I'd want to kiss a pony. :P

>>22081067

Hmm, perhaps. The return flight isn't for several weeks, though...

>>22081092
I'm sure there's a boat or two around Equestria to take care of Cthulhu.

>>22081110

Well if they brush their hair, wash their clothes... and, I guess, wear clothes, than they probably brush their teeth.

>>22081108
Me too. I almost feel bad for the guy, because it seems like everyone is having fun except him. Well, if he's an actual troll then maybe he is having fun, since we're still answering. In that case, everypony wins.

>>22081092

Keep in mind this is Derpy we're talking about here. Knowing the kind of crazy shit /co/ likes to make her capable of, she'd probably end up domesticating him.

>>22081132

Cthulu isn't an object or a being as much as he's a force of the universe. He doesn't actively try to cause madness, he does by merely existing.

The crew of those boats wouldn't even get to him before the alien geometry and impossible landscapes absolutely crush their minds.

>>22081110

You know, I'm gonna be completely honest. One of the best things about this show is how well the characters stick out. They aren't just prop pieces designed to sell toys. And I find myself being attracted to those personalities. So when I, for example, think of kissing Pinkie Pie, I'm not thinking of the Pony but the Personality.

meehhh

>>22081170
No, see you're already unaware of the current score between boats and Cthulhu.

>>22081170

But canonically he had his ticket (temporarily) punched by a shitty old clipper ship.

Also seeing Cthulhu doesn't AUTOMATICALLY drive you crazy. It gradually grates on your mind until you inevitably go nuts, but depending on how well you roll your SAN checks, you can last a respectable amount of time in his presence.

Of course, that doesn't take into account the fact that he eats 1D6 investigators per round. He could off the entire FiM cast at once if his rolls were lucky enough.

>>22081175

That is damn adorable. And happy Luna is so cute. Thank you for fulfilling my request.

>>22081092
I think you have that backwards.

Derpy will speak to him in the Long-Forgotten tongue of the Unknowable Ones. And in that tongue, she will speak but one sentence. But it will be the one thing in all creation which he fears. And with that she will purchase his oath, that he and his kind will leave Equestria alone for all time.

When asked how she knew what to say, Derpy will say something about babershops for lobsters and fly off.

>>22081152

I was the dude acting like some kind of tutor or something to the poor guy, but I'm done. It stopped being fun when everyone started spamming ponies. Weak trolls, trollin' weak trolls. Ah, well, good times were had I guess.

>>22081203

I know about boats. I'm just a bit biased, is all.

>>22081175
happy luna yay!

>>22081175

Yaaay, happy Luna! <3 Well done!

>>22081236

That's because the stars weren't right. When they are, you can bet we're all fucked.

>>22081173
Ehhhh...

Maybe it's different for a horse owner, and someone who has had their face repeatedly glommed at by horse mouths.

>>22081175
Not just adorable, but heartwarming. Luna made a friend!

fucking ponies how do they work

>>22081281

Basically. The problem with that, I guess, is that there's probably some ultra-powerful hermit pony that can fuck with the starts or something, so he'd be gimped forever.

>>22081269
Alright, I'm just having a laugh anyway.

I just think it would be humorous how a being like Cthulhu could have a weakness to boats and all.

I watched 8 minutes of this show.
It is bad and you should feel bad, /co/. ALL of you.

>>22081302
this is how

>>22080431

>>22081302
I love this for all the reasons

>>22081175
thank you this will offset some of her sadness pics for now.

>>22081269
>I know about boats

I WARNED YOU BRO! I TOLD YOU ABOUT BOATS!

>>22081327
that'swhatimdoinggodamnitt

I think I'll draw a better pony tutorial, brb.

>>22081315

The stars were off, but yeah. Think of it this way:

It took a boat to bring his ass down for a short while. Someone had to hit him with an entire boat.

>>22081269
Aha! Yeah, it's gettin' a little boring now. You did well, though. I added a little of the ponyspam... not that much, but I'm kinda new at the trolling game. Still, a good training wheel thread. Babby needs to learn someday.

>>22081358

A shitty old one made of wood. Now imagine that replaced with a cruise liner or an oil tanker.

And just for the sake of argument we'll assume that the stars aren't right again.

>>22081344
fuck if i know i just saved it because derpy was at the bottom and it made me smile

>>22081327
>>22081327
>>22081327
wait
was this image made by faust?

>>22081358
Yeah, what if we had a bigger boat? Cthulhu would be obliterated!

>>22081416
i don't think so no

>>22081416
no it's mine

it kinda sucks now. I've improved my ponies

>>22081417

You can't really obliterate Cthulhu. But a bigger boat would probably make him take longer to regenerate.

>>22081327
now i just have to get some artistic talent and i will be set.

This thread is turning into porn fast
Does this happen to most threads

>>22081416
No Weeapony

>>22081302
Yo.

Good question.

>>22081403

Alright, but for the sake of the argument, we'll also assume the ship has a gigantic hole in the side. Fair's fair.

>>22081387

If only it was a good troll to begin with...

>>22081468
Whoops, image.
That's better.

>>22081451

Woah, what? I haven't seen any porn posted in a while, bro.

Has anyone else been reading the comments and giggling?

Weakness to ships... took a ship to bring him down... assume that the ship has a giant hole in the side...

>>22081451
if by porn you mean lovecraft then yeah, this is exactly how every single pony thread ends up