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NAW, HERE'S HOW YOU FILLIES GET SOME GIRLY TOYS FROM MCDONALDS, LISTEN UP, Y'ALL >KICK OPEN THE DOOR TO THE STORE AND HOLLAH >MOONWALK DOWN TO THE REGISTER, SHOVING ANYONE IN LINE TO THE SIDE >HAND THE CASHIER A ROSE, AND ASK; >"YO, DO YOU GOT ANY MOTHERFUCKING PONIES!?" >"GIVE ME TWENTY OF EVERY KIND YA GOT, BUT THESE AIN'T FOR MY SISTER, OR MY NIECE, THESE ARE FOR ME BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE MY LITTLE PONY!!" >THEN THE CASHIER WILL TOTALLY GIVE YOU A FIVER AND BE ALL LIKE "OH HELL YES MOTHERFUCKER I WATCH THAT SHIT WHILE I SNORT CRACK OFF A WHORE'S ASS, HERE, TAKE EM FOR FREE, BRONY!" >THEN YOU TURN 360 DEGREES AND WALK AWAY And then you enjoy the ponies you acquired while still retaining your dignity. |