Nope. Take it to the other pony thread. >>22013146

You see?

That's what happens when we move to troll threads.

>Sup, guys! Here's my latest Original Character (Do not steal!), this time based on Hasbro's My Little Pony series. His name is Mischief Edge (Those are my initials, LOL!), and he is Rarity's brother from out of town. He has a cutie mark that changes shape every day, his hair can change length whenever he wants, and he is part Unicorn and part Pegasus.
>He's also Princess Luna's boyfriend, helps Pinkie Pie throw parties, assists Twilight with her studies, managed to get Rainbow Dash into the Wonderbolts, and even got a scar from fighting off a dragon that was scaring Fluttershy. Princess Celestia herself gave him the grandest of all royal honors after that last event, mind you. He's even managed to clear Applejack's entire apple orchard during Applebuck Season by himself… twice!

>Anyway, My Little Pony © Hasbro
>Mischief Edge © !bgREVLN8FU

>>22013969
I ain't touching that thread with a 10 foot pole.

Bronie mobile.

>>22013994
Well, now you have two active pony threads. Which is retarded as hell.(Same old /co/)

>>22014025
This one has the image. This one is the new general.

>>22014017
my little lolcantturn

>>22013921
>>22013994
Especially not after the last thread got nuked. I suggest sticking to trusted posters as opposed to latching on to any thread tangentially related to da ponies.

>>22014025

tryin to ignore the other one...

>>22014017
Why would we want a chick car?

new general is here

>>22013146

>>22014039
lolcantturnawayfromponies

>>22014059
Fuck you.

I bet you are the OP of that specific thread.
Go choke on a million dicks.

Before the old general got nuked, I believe Dr Freeze was asking for humaniform ponies soooo I'm gonna post those.

>>22013984
Why make new threads when we just keep posting the same shit over and over.

All I ever see are MochaDelight reaction images, old screencapped witefaggotry, and the same artists posting their own art work for the 20th time that day.

saw this on the last thread that 404'd

>customs of Dicey

That sounds pretty cool. I didn't think you guys liked Dicey too much because I kinda suck at drawing her. This has made my day a little brighter.

>>22014055
Nah that's the GT. the chick car is the V6 convertible. the GT is just for people who don't enjoy turning.

>>22014080

Man, go fuck yourself. I just woke up, that is the thread I found. You know why I'm pointing it out as the General? Because it has more posts. You fuckers in here are the reason people keep bitching that we have multiple threads.

What exactly has your dick in a knot in the other one? Is it name fags and trip fags? Here's a goddamn thought. FUCKING FILTER IT. Don't make a goddamn new thread because you're a pussy.

>>22014107

>>22014147

>>22014158

Hey troll, thanks for deleting your thread. Not only did you clean up your posts, you also allowed me to re-post the gifs. Yay!

>>22014158
>>22014154
>>22014147
>>22014107
Thank you! If you have any rarity, she's my favorite thus far!

this anime needs more grimdark and lesbians.

>>22014170
I only have a few more...

>>22014134
We post on those threads, they get nuked halfways. Easy as that.

Ignore it and it will go away eventually. It's not like 2 threads are taking a lot of space. The rest of /co/ still has 158 threads to post in.

>mfw there's two active Pony generals on the front page

yeee haw

>>22014193

SEE. This is what I'm talking about. We're gonna catch hell *again*, and it's YOUR fault this time.

>>22014188
Strange, I don't have Applejack or Rarity from that style.
>>22014184
Also, THAT'S FRIGGIN AWESOME!!!!!!!

If anyone would be kind enough to help a bro out, I need the download links to episode 8.....

>>22014219
It's not our fault a troll deleted our last thread. We are not posting there, and that's it.

First Gen Satan wants you.

>>22014117
I dunno about other artists, but a few of us don't repost unless asked

This is the general thread now.

>>22014193
Thank God there's a website dedicated to directing everyone to the same MLP General.

http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

>>22014219
My fault? I just didn't know which pony general is the real pony general. Both have the normal general discussions, copypastas, pictures.

>>22014132
So does that mean Derpy is a Mustang?

GUYS I HAVE A SOLUTION

IF ANYONE COMES IN THE THREAD COMPLAINING ABOUT PONIES AND PONY THREADS

WE IGNORE HIM COMPLETELY. AND CONTINUE AS USUAL.
no harm done, no one feels bad for "angering /co/" because ignoring them is the most effective and the thread won't get derailed.

>>22014225

>>22014219
We piggybacked onto a troll thread a little bit ago and it got deleted. I don't wanna do that again. We're using the General logo and directing general discussion into this thread. We're not the damn Pony police. We can only encourage folks to use a General thread, not enforce it.

Also, Pony Police. Someone get on that.

>>22014288
And I'm outta humans.

>>22014287
I want to post "haters gonna hate" though.

Spamming with my shitty human Spike.

>>22014337

That's almost liefeldian.

>>22014225
nigger Twilight makes me sad

>>22014344

More Spike....

Captcha: the emossig

>>22014225
>human Twilight=black
>mwf i realize she'd basically be that cute black girl who volunteers at the library at my school

Anybody got some line-art I can color? I'm kinda bored, and I need to brush up on my coloring.

>>22013984
Ya know, this is the first time I actually read the description.
My god, you've made the most perfect example of a Black Hole Sue. It barely is even obvious that it's a parody, which means it'll get posted in the future as "proof" of our depravity.

>>22014362

Big Mac, and I suppose that'd be enough.

.>>22014288

Just.. curious, but what exactly is the difference between posting in a thread that gets deleted, and posting in a thread that autosages into 404, with the exception of "time spent in the thread"? Both options lead to making a new thread.

> So, what do you see the ponies doing in 10 years?

Twilight: Leader of Equestrias Monarchist party and Chief of Celestia's secret police
Rarity: fashion designer, mostly for the richest of Equestrias elite but is occasionally brought in for government redesigns
Dash: Commander of the Air Force hurr
Applejack: Is able to take over the most expensive farms in Equestria though her connections with Twilight, becomes the John D Rockefeller of the 'farmers market'
Fluttershy: becomes a hermit
Pinkie Pie: Minister of Propaganda, consists of throwing parties and parades everyday, keeps the pleps happy

>>22013921

way to use a random image to screw over people who identify pony threads by sight when skimming. 10/10, good troll.

>>22014363
She seems more brown to me... Which just makes me think of Sari who was also voiced by Tara STRONGEST OF THEM ALL.
>>22014365
Go nuts!

>>22014282
Derpy is a Mustang II. the derpiest of all mustangs.

The Mustang 2 came during the 70's fuel crisis. It was based on the ford pinto economy car. It is largely considered to be the worst mustang ever made by enthusiasts due to it's weak engine, and herritage. it does however, have a small, yet strong, devoted, die-hard fanbase

What is this obsession with drawing the ponies as humans? No disrespect, some are quite good, but why is there so much all of a sudden?

Troll thread died, gee, I didn't see that one coming.

>>22014211
God dammit /co/ you broke me on this picture.

A billion internets to whoever drew it. As it melted my icy heart about thinking "I would love to date someone who looks like this and have Pinkie Pie's attitude."

>>22014415

OMG

>>22014225

>Twilight
>Black

No. Just... no.

>>22014363
Dude, you should talk to her. And mention that she reminds you of a pony from a cartoon marketed to six year olds. Bitches love that.

>>22014440
One of the animators from the studio in the Philippines made it.

>>22014288
pony police

>>22014515

awesome. troll thread, complete with racists.

>>22014525

I love it.

>>22014525
Oh, wow.

That's pretty cool.

>>22014525
that is awesome!

>>22014525
now we need an anarchist pony

>>22014525
That's fantastic!

Moving my "ten years later" thinger over to the non-troll thread.
*
*

Spike (voice-over): Yeah, I'll never forget the summer I spent with that great bunch of friends. But before long, real life began to intrude, and we all went our separate ways...

(the song "Stand By Me" begins to play)

TWILIGHT SPARKLE's magic continued to grow and is now incredibly powerful. Celestia has finally revealed to her that she is being groomed to take a place as the third of the three sisters. Like twilight, which occurs between night and day, she will be the balance between the two.

APPLEJACK, always loyal to her family, still lives in Apple Acres with her kinfolk, but is now head of the family with the passing of Granny. Lately she has been worried about Apple Bloom, now a grown pony who is more interested in having adventures with her friends Sweetie Bell and Scootaloo than in her farming duties. Deep down, though it reminds Applejack of a similar time in her own life...a time she misses dearly.

>>22014537
Not racist, he can't just see Twilight as black. I can't either. Doesn't seem rite to me.

>>22014525
Excellent.

>>22014373
Thats basically his gimmic. he makes these for homestuck and adventure time and other shit too.

>>22014585

RARITY became a billionaire fashion mogul, she is also a well-known socialite. She has yet to settle down, mostly because no stallion can meet her impossibly high standards. She has not forgotten her roots, however, and donates generously to Ponyville charities.


FLUTTERSHY is still caretaker of Ponyville's wildlife. She has also started her own preservation program for more scarce creatures. She has even made many expeditions into the Everfree Forest to study its bizzare biology, and become close friends with Zecora in the process.

>>22014593

Because when you think 'black" you instantly jump to a stereotype. Your brain can't picture an articulate individual who happens to be black. Racist.

>>22013984

>>22014525

>you will never be arrested by a pony

;_;

>>22014659
It's a parody...
I think...

>>22014593
I think it works well. It didn't surprise me at all to see her drawn black. Why do all the characters have to be white?

>>22014655
You have my attention.

Wow! Thank you everyone for all the great humanized versions!


Just some ramblings.
Rarity-Maserati Gran turismo. Luxurious, Powerful, Stunningly beautiful.
Pinky Pie-Caterham 7. A tiny hyperactive little shit.
Twilight Sparkle-Mercedes 124 Diesel, A sensible shoes, Ultra reliable vehicle with impeccable craftsmanship
Fluttershy-Honda Civic Hybrid. Never stands out, Never even makes a noise, but quite nice once you get to know her.
applejack- Ford bronco.Reliable, Rough and tumble, Nothing ever breaks on it, because nothing's there TO break.
Rainbow dash-Subaru Legacy wagon. Because both are lesbians.


Nightmare moon-Panoz GTR-1(Pic). This car is trying to kill you.

>>22014585
>>22014632
Continue, would you kindly.

>>22014672
>>22014659
It is a parody.

I was there when he made it last night. He was asking us for ridiculous things to do to him.

I remember someone suggested that he get TWO horns and FOUR wings, and I'm a little disappointed he didn't go that far.

>>22014525
hehehe so cute!

>>22014687
Thank god

>>22014632

RAINBOW DASH became the youngest ever pony to be accepted into the Wonderbolts. Once she joined them, however, she was quickly disillusioned with the team, finding them to be far too egotistical and show-offy by even her standards. She left and formed her own rival team, Grand Prism. The two teams are always competing for the top spot, and making each other better in the process. Dash refuses to admit, however, that her main motivation is to impress the leader of the Wonder Bolts. Refusing to show weakness in front of anyone, she sees everything, even love, as a game of winners and losers.

TRIXIE realized her mistake after her embarrassment in Ponyville, and decided to begin back at square one, learning the fundamentals of magic. Yet in studying Twilight's power, she realized that truly powerful magic came from friendship: something Trixie herself had never experienced. She decided to settle down in a small town and make a group of friends of her own. Her still-mammoth ego sometimes gets her into trouble, but she's learning. One day, she wishes to be Twilight's pupil...though part of her only wants this so she can surpass her.

>>22014653
I don't see Twilight as black, nor Caucasian.

If she was human, she'll be more Oriental.

>>22014249
Agreed.. aside from one thread where I posted a link to all my MLP art, I don't repost. My stuff just seems to pop up, and I think that goes for almost all the other artists.

>>22014225
>Twilight Sparkle is black

Strangely, I'm okay with this.

>>22014720
>oriental

really? That's not a polite term, educate yourself.

>>22014694
This is Oglaf territory.

>>22014733
Do you prefer mongoloid?

>>22014653
There's something just so... wrong about how Spike looks there.

Also, it's funny, because of Adventure Time I got the 4chan toolbar installed (to hide whole threads) and now because of MLP I got Greasemonkey (to hide singular posts).

>>22014679
I never said they had to be white. I just said I couldn't see her black.

>>22013921
I see a couple talking... about a herd of beautiful ponies running free across the plains.

>>22014733
Okay Asian then.

*which is odd, I work a few people that actually moved from China to here in the US and they call themselves Oriental and don't get mad when anyone else calls them that.

>>22014720
Might as well say how you see the ponies as cars >>22014684

It's completely subjective, unless you go by the voice actors.

>>22014761
>There's something just so... wrong about how Spike looks there.

>>22014684
awesome, just awesome.

>>22014761
4chan filter is too slow on my computer. The thread loads, then there's a pause, then the posts are filtered. I decided it's less annoying to just ignore posts than filter them. I can't stand having to wait for a page to load twice.

>>22014773
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_is_the_term_'Oriental'_offensive_to_Asian_people

>>22014771
One day I need to buy the Daria DVD set. That was a damn damn fine show.

If there's ever a guest star on MLP:FiM, I want Conor Oberst as Bright Eyes. Unless we're keeping the "Bright Eyes" origin for Derpy.

>>22014775
Aside from the horn, this is like the most perfectest Twilight Sparkle human.

Twilight can't be black. Notice how perfect Ponyville is? No crime, no poverty, and everyone is at peace. Considering all these things, there can be no black people in Ponyville. Ergo, she is not black. Check mate.

>>22014709
PINKIE PIE decided to leave Mrs. Cake's shop one day to pursue her true calling. She has no idea what her true calling is. And, since she's interested in so many things and has the attention span of a baked potato, Pinkie has found herself switching careers at an astonishing rate. She's been a baker, an architect, a landscaper, a motorcycle, star forward for the Fillydephia 76ers, a DJ, a master spy, first female president of Afgeldingstan, a sea captain, and a cat. Lately, she's been thinking about joining the Mafia. No matter what she does, though, she falls in love with it completely; until something else distracts her.

DERPY HOOVES continued to deliver the mail until, at Twilight's urging, she underwent a magical ritual to have her brain fixed. The ritual failed, as it detected nothing wrong with her brain at all. Derpy hypothesized that this meant that Italians had stolen the great earwax shield, and only the Cinnamon Adjusters could stop them. She then ran off. Derpy is currently one with the universe, but tomorrow she will take the day off to look at silt.

Spike: And as for me? Well, I'm currently-

(a little baby dragon bounds up to him)

Baby Dragon: Spike? You promised you'd take me out for ice cream!

Spike: That's right, I did! Let's go!

(they walk off as we fade to black.)

>>22014814
Fuck the Yankees and their over-sensitivity to racial issues.

>>22014851
This is one of those trolls I've heard so much about. LOL.

>>22014814
Well, fuck me...I never knew.

Okay, I apologize for my racist remark.

Still, to me, Twilight is of Asian decent. Mostly as she reminds me of a woman I work with who is Asian and has the same personality as Twilight is portrayed.

>>22014775
Could you be less anime? I'd find it more enjoyable to fap to you then.

>>22014881
No problem, you learn something new every day.

also WTF Mustang hate? The new Mustang handles pretty well actually. Try being open-minded about cars the way you are about pony cartoons.

So, the other day, someone pointed out to me that this pony is apparently an updated version of a character named Bon Bon (pic to follow).

One of the toys getting a pony in the next wave, Cheerilee, is also apparently an revamped version of an older pony as well.

So, if any femanons (or maleanons) who are familiar with MLP as a franchise are here, have there been any other background ponies who are based on classic characters?

>>22014878

If it's not trolling if it's true
>points towards any African nation, ever

>>22014907
Dare to compare.

>>22014906
>Mustang handles pretty well
compared to what, and 18 wheeler?

>>22014907

FiM Rose is G1 Desert Rose.

>>22014525
so adorable

>>22014932
Haha, G1 ponies have such weird flat faces

>>22014939
Rose being one of the three bunny victims in Applebuck season?

Or is she in this one?

>>22014861
I would have ended it more like casino.

Spike: As for me? I wound up right back where I started. I can still send magic scrolls to Princess Celestria and all kinds of people back home. Why mess up a good thing. And that's that.

Say, does anyone have the original Derpy-as-mailmare fic? I want to show it to someone.

>>22014919

>>22014861
Pinkie Pie
>She's been a baker, an architect, a landscaper, a motorcycle, star forward for the Fillydephia 76ers, a DJ, a master spy, first female president of Afgeldingstan, a sea captain, and a cat.

Well my coffee just went all over my keyboard from laughing, thanks.

>>22014937
compared to YOUR MOM. woo, trolling is fun, I see why you guys do it so often!

>>22014679
>Why do all the characters have to be white?

Why does one have to NOT be white? To fill a quota? Having one be black just for the sake of being black seems equally racist as excluding a race.

>>22015001

>>22015008

>>22014861
>>22014709
>>22014632
>>22014585
Preserved for future generations.

Also, snooch to the nooch. And one of them should have been drafted and killed in Vietnam.

Hey,I've been away for a couple days. Did anyone ever draw Apple Pie (Pinkie's mom)?

>>22015027
Thanks!

>>22015026
No one said one HAD to NOT be white, but you can bet your ass if all of them had been depicted as white no one would have said anything like "WEIRD PINKIE PIE IS WHITE? I IMAGINED HER HISPANIC."

>>22014814
I disagree with this crap completely. Oriental is a pretty polite term, putting something pretty ordinary in an exotic light. It also sounds nicer and circumvents that annoying problem of asian actually referring to people as far west as the middle east.

>>22015072
Are you Asian? I am. It's offensive. Back off.

>>22014986
That carrot pony is mai waifu...

l don't see what the big deal is about the word Oriental. It's basically the same as calling them Asians.

>Asia = the Orient, aka "the east"
>Oriental = from the Orient
>Asian = from Asia

I grew up with my grandparents calling people from "the east" Orientals and they weren't racists, it's just the word they learned. Seems nitpicking to me.

>>22015063

just imagined Pinkie Pie in a sombrero talking random nonsense spanish to various ponies from the main cast

...possibly with a rose in her mouth.

>>22015033
Well, actually Big Mac WAS drafted. He came back alive, though.

Alive, but not the same.

>>22015063
Having a black pony is kind of silly, though. Black ponies are already depicted as Zebras. I wouldn't be surprised if eventually there were representatives of every race in the form of species.

>>22015103
It has become over time an offensive term. Words' meanings change. I know the etymology.

>>22015021
Now you're in big trouble

>mfw I see all of the Ponies being white due to the location in which the show takes place.

And I'm a latino living in Latin America

>>22015106
Someone draw it please?

We only see the ponies as white because our culture dictates that white is the "default" or "normal" race for a person to be. All the others are deviations from that norm.

If we were having this discussion in Africa, Korea, or Ecuador, to name just a few, then it would be different, and someone would probably ask "wait, why do we have to make one of them white? To fill some sort of quota?"

>>22015114

An episode where Rarity falls head over hooves for a dashing Hugh Grant style Stag?

>>22015103
"It doesn't offend me, a white person, it shouldn't offend you!"

whiteprivlage.txt

>>22015114
If black ponies are zebras, does that mean Fillydelphia has a large zebra population? Because it should.

>>22015118
Maybe it has, but I'm just saying I don't see how it's offensive. Where I live I've never heard it used in a negative context.

>>22015033
Thanks! You know, I love how the Clerks parody of Stand By Me is now more well known than the movie itself.

>>22014861
>>22014709
>>22014632
>>22014585
Read it all in Richard Dreyfuss's voice.

>>22014393

>MFW someone posted that pinkie pie sketch i showed once.
>I have no face, but if i did it would be happy.

>>22015028

>>22015013
I wonder if there are any drawfags dedicated enough to draw all of Pinkie's future jobs.

If not, I'd just settle for Pinkie the Motorcycle.

>>22015206
just because the zebra was from africa dosen't make her black. Egyptian's are african and they aren't black.

>>22015206

Not as many as in Zebtroit

>>22015213
well you see anyone that has a different way of speaking is evil, especially if they are white

Alright, since this is the new general...

If you like the show, what was it that got you hooked?

Personally I adored Spike and Pinkie Pie and find them hilarious, so I just started watching for more scenes with them.

>>22015246

>>22015304
>not animated

>>22015261

Egyptians are Camels.

>>22015191
The architecture seems pretty European to me.

>>22015292
For me, I seen all of these threads and decided to watch the show off the Youtube channel one night I was bored.

How the characters are portrayed, the voice actresses, and the colorful animation are what made me start enjoying the show.

>>22015111
Made me think of this...

>>22015322

>>22015228 Read it all in Richard Dreyfuss's voice.

Then my work here is done. :3

>>22015013
Thank you! I hope your keyboard is okay.

So

How did the whole thing of Derpy being a mail-carrier happen?

>>22015237
Animooted.

colored.

Alternate texts could be:
"IGNORE THE TROLLS"
"STOP REPOSTING THAT"
"SHE IS A PONY, NOT YOUR WAIFU."

>>22015350
>Pony-shaped Plane

Gets me every time.

>>22015204
Well it doesn't offend me as a white person, and quite honestly I don't understand how it can offend anyone. Wikipedia:

>The Orient is a term which means "the East." It is a traditional designation for anything belonging to the Eastern world or the Far East, in relation to Europe. In English it is a metonym describing various parts of Asia.

>The term "Orient" is derived from the Latin word oriens meaning "east" (lit. "rising" < orior "rise").

Saying someone is oriental just means they're from the east, aka Asia. It's the same as Asian to me, I don't get it, sorry. If an "asian" called me a westerner I wouldn't get offended.

Asian here, never heard Oriental used in a racist way, personally I like the term somewhat.
I also view all the ponies as white because of the architecture, climate, animals..

>>22015292

I have to agree with you there. They are what drives the humor. But for me it's also getting to watch more DAAAWworthy scenes of Fluttershy.

I really want another episode with her as the focus.

After a long night of partying and watching movies with friends, we decided to sleep at our friend's house, since all of us were too tired to go home.

I passed out first.. And just so you know, I have a habit of talking in my sleep. Apparently, through the night I was shouting about bows, and talking to someone named Spike. My friends got a good laugh from it, though they had no idea what I was talking about (and neither do I, since I don't remember the dream)

>>22015406
>If an "asian" called me a westerner I wouldn't get offended.

That's because you're not allowed to be offended, you fucking honky.

>>22015397
>police
>not white, red, and blue with black hat

OBJECTION

>>22015406
>>22015409
Nobody cares. Let it go.

>>22015353

I'm out of Deal with it images.
.....fuck

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, GADGET
NEXT TIME

>>22015406
Except that "oriental" refers to objects from that area, not people. For example, an oriental rug.

Would YOU like being referred to as an object? No? STFU then.

>>22015464
I don't know what your police look like, but I associate a deep blue.
The hat used to be black, but when I changed it to blue, it suddenly looked way better.

>>22015483

>>22015397
I friggin love how something said at the end of a rant has become a full coloured picture.

Seriously, despite the trolling (or maybe because of it) these are some of the best threads.

>>22015502
Yeah, I like the blue color scheme too. It reminds me of their uniforms.

WTF @ red white and blue. Does USA police the world now?

>>22015464

Law and Order ponies...

I don't watch the show but the objection in response to the police made me think of that

Police Pony has a sister called Bobby who is white with her main and tail in braided stripes to look something like this.

>>22015483
Animoeted

>>22015538
I'm now thinking of how other shows would be if there were ponies in it.

>>22015501
A word can apply to more than one thing. It doesn't EXCLUSIVELY apply only to objects. It describes anything from that region

>British food
>British people

works for both

Tried a white mane, it looks better I think?

Too lazy to make any more changes, you're free to keep whichever version you like.

>>22015581
Forgot image

More alternate text:
"STOP ARGUING ABOUT WHAT'S RACIST OR NOT"

>>22015483
>implying you're me

>>22015598

>>22015502
I can assure you there's not a single police force in the universe that wears purple.

>>22015571
Except that the meaning has changed over the years. It may have been okay for your grandparents to call everything from that area "oriental" but I have been told by a Japanese person who teaches the culture to white people in USA that "oriental" refers solely to objects that are imported from Asia.

You need to accept that your grandparents are stuck in the past and you need to get with the times. Referring to ANYBODY with the same word that refers to inanimate objects is disrespectful.

If you can still think of an argument after reading this, you're better off keeping it to yourself, because we don't need racism in pony threads, thank you very much.

>>22015350
Dex: Sky Captain! Come in, Sky Captain!

Sky Captain: I'm here Dex....more or less.

Dex: Oh, thank God! The last thing I saw, that missile was right on top of you! I thought...

Sky Captain: Sorry, old boy...they got me. Blew my wing clean off. Don't have long. But I've already signaled...for him.

Dex: You...you mean....

Sky Captain: My replacement. The one I've been training for this...eventuality. From now on, HE is Sky Captain. Don't worry. If anyone can stop this invasion of giant robotic scarab beetles, it's him.

Dex: But....Sky Cap....Joe.

Sky Captain: It's been an honor, Dex. No...it's been a pleasure. Oh! And help yourself to that last piece of chocolate ca-

Dex: Joe! Joe, come in! Joe, do you read....do you....goddammit.

....

Dex: No! Wait! Another signal! Someone's coming in fast! And...did he just knock two of those beetles out of the sky? Hello? Are you the new Sky Captain? This is Dex! Repeat: is this the new Sky Captain? Over!

Voice on the radio: ........................yup.

>>22015538
If we can have a law and order with muppets, then damn right we can have a law and order with ponies.

>>22015571
That's a terrible example to use. Britain is a country. There's no country called "Orient".

>>22015623
LOVE POLICE DISAGREE.

Finished my sketch.

>>22015093
Or what, you'll eat a cat?

>>22015671
This is incredibly well done, but subject matter wtf.

cmon people this is /co/ right?
lets post some comics

>>22015634
Yeah you're right, pony threads aren't the place for this so enough of this. I don't know anything about this japanese teacher you know, but for all I know that could be his/her own personal belief. They could be wrong too, or under a different interpretation of what the word means. All I'm saying is when my grandparents use it they're not thinking "all people from China are objects". It's not like we support slavery or anything, jeez.

>>22015593
Nah, the other one looks better to me.
OPINIONS.

Captcha: frelite FRIENDS

>>22015623
Where are you getting purple from, brony?

I see shades of blue.

>>22015671
BUNNY NIPPLES!

>>22015727
No, but you should take what you've learned here into consideration and start making better word choices before you say the wrong thing to the wrong person IRL.

It's not like most racists actively go out of their way to be doucheknockers, jeez.

>>22015707
Somepony should redraw that with Celestria and Luna.

>>22015653
The orient is a conglomeration of many different countries. Like European, only not quite because Europe is a named continent while the orient is a region of a continent.

>>22015623
Our screens or eyes must be different, it looks pretty blue to me. It's more towards "periwinkle" but it's definitely not purple yet.

>>22015613

>>22015671
Tommy, you're a mad genius.

>>22015613

>>22015760
>It's not like most racists actively go out of their way to be doucheknockers, jeez.

what

seven milennia in photoshop

>>22015792
eh I would place it at about the halfway mark between blue and purple

>>22015292
I started watching because it was cute as hell, and because for a dude, I've always had a soft spot for cute and/or girly for whatever reason.

As I started watching episode 1, I found I really dug Twilight Sparkle because she's such a NNNEEERRRDD.

But I wouldn't say I was actually HOOKED until Pinkie Pie GASPS when Twilight tries to talk to her, and then THIS. ENTIRE. FUCKING. SCENE: http://www.endlessvideo.com/watch?v= ZkeLzQv7Mn4

>>22015707
this one is from the morning I think
but it seems that the guy who make those (also the CSI one) is a total JERK

>>22015807

>>22015819
Color theory shows that deeper blues have bits of red in them, but it takes quite a bit for it to turn to purple.

How has this not been posted yet?

How about we cut all the chatter about races and racism?
We already had one utterly idiotic blog article about black ponies being slaves and how MLP has "no brothas"

Here's the plain and simple truth; There are only 3 pony races in MLPFiM. Earth Pony, Pegasus, and Unicorn. Then there's Princess Celestia and Luna, who are both Pegasus and Unicorn.

One color of pony is not equivalent to one race on earth, because Equestria is not Earth. You can draw comparisons, but that's not the point. They're just colorful ponies and only colorful ponies.

>>22015792
http://www.perbang.dk/rgb/7C6EC3/

"Greyish indigo"

You need to calibrate your monitor =P

>>22015821
Dammit, that didn't work.

THIS ENTIRE SCENE:
http://www.endlessvideo.com/watch?v=ZkeLzQv7Mn4&start=2m58s&end=3m52s

>>22013921
Man, that's like your opinion.
I see nothing but bright, flashing colors.

>>22015847
Really, any blue can be "deep" if it's got a low value and high saturation. But yeah, "royal" and deep blues are more towards the red side than the green side.

But eh I'm not gonna claim to be any expert

>>22015842
>Implying Snake wouldn't just snap her neck then call Otacon.

>>22015910
I'm not either, this is just an observation I've made from mixing acrylic pigments. Maybe the bronies who are seeing purple are more sensitive to reds.

>>22015898
oh hey sweet bro where is hella jeff

>>22015821
>>22015875
i totally relate to that. first pinkie pie bit is hilarious and flattershy is unbearably hnnnnggg

Hey!

Explain to me why there's all this buisness about ponies.

I honestly don't get it! It's making my head spin!

Ok, I decided to give this a second try.

>>22015962
Colorful reaction images.

>>22015874
But indigo is what we perceive as blue that isn't cyan, dude.

In the 7-color rainbow, there's red-orange-yellow-green-blue-indigo-violet. "Blue" in that case is cyan. Indigo is also blue. The problem is that our language is way too broad about colors. Indigo and Cyan are both "blue" when you ask a layperson. In japan, Cyan is often referred to as green! It's all about color in languages.

... I'm not sure what I'm arguing anymore. The color I used was slid a bit towards purple, but it's not purple. Police uniforms are indigo. Less towards red than my image is, but still indigo.

>>22015962
Decent but severely overrated show. It's best to ignore /co/ utterly and try it on your own. Of course, that goes for everything /co/ gets way to into.

>>22015994
Then again... one may argue that both indigo and violet are both in the spectrum of purple, but, ah fuck english

I'M ABOUT TO WRITE A RAPE FIC, AND THERE'S NOTHING /co/ CAN DO TO STOP ME!
HA HA HA HA!
Unless they happen to have some coupons.
That would help with Christmas shopping...
BUT OTHERWISE, YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

>>22015292
Still trying to figure that out. Here's my list of reasons so far
-Great animation
-Interesting world
-Likable characters
-Genuinely funny
-Feels sincere with it's execution (does not talk down to the audience or seem too childish)
-Occasional obscure references

I originally watched out of morbid curiosity after seeing so many bronies getting worked up about it. I found the storytelling really enjoying and I found it all really entertaining, especially with the expressions and the level of emotiveness they pulled off with over-stylized cartoon ponies.

>>22015989
like a minute to catch this one
good one.

>>22015613
>>22015598
>>22015525

>>22015994
>Police uniforms are indigo
In Japan?

>>22016043

I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO STOP YOU WRITING IT, BUT I CAN STOP MYSELF FROM READING IT!

Actually, I have terrible self control, so I probably won't.

>>22015962
So I guess Mr. Burns asking about ponies is your personal daily dose, eh?

Trixie ran gallantly as she tried to get out of Ponyville as quick as possible. New town, same run-out night, that has happened so many times before. But something different was going to happen tonight, something she was unaware of.

"Stupid Ponyville! Oh well, I'm sure Fillydelphia will be more appreciative of the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie!" Despite a claim of such, Trixie was kicked in the ribs right afterwards. It wasn't enough force to break them, but it did knock her down. Looking up to see who did it, Trixie saw a male red pony, with a muscular build.

>>22016043
Please god no, here is all i've got.

http://www.techbargains.com/?r=1

>>22016043
NOT SO FAST, I *DO* HAVE COUPONS!

http://www.couponcabin.com/s/coupons/site-59/?fromKey=1

>>22015707
I also vote for this one with luna and celestia, tell the CSI guy to do it if someone can find him.

>>22015646
YYYYYESSSSSSS.

>>22016092
Okay so I googled it and some of them are more cyan and some of them more indigo ffuuuuu make a decision you guys

I probably went a bit TOO indigo
...but it's still not purple

>>22016124
>>22016148
FOOLISH TRIES MORTALS--
but thank you anyway---
FOR I HAVE ALREADY BEGUN!
>>22016123
-------------------------
"What do you think you're doing!?" Trixie yelled out. "I'm just gonna teach ya' a little lesson about small town places like Ponyville. Yep."
"I don't need any lessons, for I am the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie! I have enough magic to turn you into a frog!"
Suddenly, the red pony took out a cupcake and stuffed it down Trixie's mouth. "I'm also gonna teach you a lesson about not tying up a man's younger sister. Name's Big Mac, and you're about to learn why they call me 'Big'"

Watch this
>>22014180

With this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q27un903ps0

>>22016230
Sir please, I don't have much, but here is one of my favorite threads from /co/. Please take this and leave us be.

>>22016230

last one, I promise. White mane and a slightly altered blue, because I love you guys anyway.

As an apology for arguing about colors, I'll take one sketch request.

>>22016296
as i frequently seem to forget my images

>>22016230

Swallowing the cupcake, Trixie instantly started to feel weaker. "What have you done to the GREAT and Powerful Tri-" Suddenly knocked out, Trixie was dragged by Big Mac to a secret location.
When she came to, Trixie found herself tied up in a poorly lit room. Trying to talk, Trixie found herself incapable of doing so due to a cupcake being used as a gag on her. "That's another lesson you should learn. Never swallow things from strangers, but it's not like you'll have much of a choice not to tonight."

>>22016314

>>22014522
Are you now... NO! Goddammit, leave Aplle Bloom's innocence alone!

>>22016314

>>22015949
SO CUTE

>>22016314

Running up to her, Big Mac took the cupcake out of Trixie's mouth, and instantly replaced it with his 'Big Mac'. Placing a hoof behind Trixie's head, he began violently moving it back and forth.
"Tastes like apples, doesn't it? Yup, all the others would agree with that."
Feeling the cock move halfway down her throat, Trixie began to cry due to it being so hard to breath. Looking up at Big Mac, Trixie finally received some pity.

>>22016244
That's... so wonderful.

>>22016188
Can we all agree that whatever color the pony actually is, is in both the blue and violet spectrums, but in this context is blue. It is a monochrome picture with a little bit of hue thrown in to shake things up.

>>22016426
Dude, fuck you, seriously.

Did the Cupcake contain a Potion of Silence or something?

Is "Silence" the correct term if Ponies don't seem to have any words associated with spellcasting?

>>22016426
I don't like this.

>>22016426
> and instantly replaced it with his 'Big Mac'

These euphemisms kill the entire thing. Your fapfic is so ridiculous that I doubt I can even use it as a bad example.

>>22016476
BOO! YOU STINK!

>>22015111
>>22015033

For Princess and Country they called it and I believed them too. I was young then, just older than a colt. We all where.

I got my nickname “Big Mac” in BT as a joke. Paradise Island was a tough and brutal place, but that's where I meet Shadowfax, Artax, Bill,Hidalgo and Boxer. Best group of friends a pony could ever have. No matter how tough things got, I could always count on those brave ponies.

I tell ya, the things we got into. I remember the time we where stationed in Posidon and.. Errr, let me tell you about Boxer, he was a country pony like us, came from a farm too. He never wanted to talk about his old life, it seemed like this was an escape for him. He kept telling us about when he got out, he was going to buy his on farm and get a bunch of other animals to help him run it. He wasn’t the smartest pony I’ve ever meet, but there is no one else I would want watching my back in a fox hole.

>>22016426

"Oh, how did you know I had a soft spot for crying ponies?" Big Mac asked as he removed his cock from Trixie's mouth. Trixie started to gasp rapidly. "Hey now, don't tire yourself out right now. Just because I'm being easy on you doesn't mean you're free. In fact, I think I'm gonna make you a part of the family."
Big Mac moved behind Trixie, and started to mount her as she started screaming refusals at the top of her lungs.
"No use refusing, honey. I'm sure you'll start to like it soon, and besides, you get to be my beautiful bride afterwards."
Big Mac started thrusting in and out of Trixie's pussy, which was of a tone that fitted with her otherwise blue body. "Just Relax and take it easy. Tell you what, you can be a house wife, and take care of the kids."
Trixie began crying again. "Don't cry darling, I promising you that everything after this will be a lot better. If it helps now, I'm telling you that I'm getting no pleasure from this."

>>22016534
I can’t tell you how horrible it all was, I’ve blocked out the worst. You learn to do that when horror and death is everywhere you look. We laughed, smiled and joked as we walked past the fire and blood; once again into the breach.

In our third year we where dropped into the jungle as part of Operation: Forever Rainbow, Twilight Sparkle should have a book on what happened. Our orders where to find and take out the chimera’s support base. Artax was sure that we where lost and the coordinates from command where bogus. But Shadowfax kept us going north, he reminded us that we had a job to do and other ponies where counting on us.

Some how the chimera’s got the drop on us and everything went bad. I remember Hidalgo going down and never getting back up and Shadowfax telling us to run as he held them off. I remember running for my life and not looking back, Bill disappeared and we couldn't stop to look for him.

I thought I was going to die, I am going to die in this jungle far away from home and for nothing. Than I heard the wings of angels, the Thunderbolts where coming! If we made it just a few more yards, the jungle would break and we would be in the clear. Than it felt like something reach up and bit me and I feel down. I wasn’t in a lot of pain but I couldn’t get up and I couldn’t move.

Boxer pulled me out of the jungle, he grabbed me by my mane and dragged me into the clearing. He said he had to go back for Artax, he smiled at me before he went back. “After this is over, its the farm life for me!” He raced back into that war zone and I never saw him again.

>>22016552
For a long time I was a very bitter and angry pony. I felt cheated out of my youth and my best friends. I felt like all the sacrifices we made where for nothing. But now I know it wasn’t all in vain, I have you and your little sister and granny. But most of all we have Ponyville, I nice safe place where ponies can live in peace and quite. Whenever I having one of my “bad days” I try and find your friend Fluttershy. She is such a quite, shy and gentle pony, and she won’t ever have to experience any of the things I have learned. I am comforted by the knowledge that I have given someone so gentle this place.

The war changed me Applebuck, I know you know that. I’ve kept a lot of the reasons why to myself and your right to tell I shouldn’t. So that's why I am writing you this letter, letting you know why I won’t be around tomorrow for the big Equestria Foundation Day party. I know you want me to be there with you and your friends. But I’ve got to go out of town and see some old friends of my own.

Your big brother
Big Mac.

P.S. Tell Applebloom I had to go help our Aunts and Uncles with an emergency. Granny already knows.

>>22015404
>mfw the thumbnail looks like Pinkie Pie has a gigantic Oscar-The-Grouch type frown
>I have no face

>>22016556
Reported!

>>22016556
What is that in her poop?

>>22016570
>my face when you have no face
>oh god it's contagious!

>>22016476
see,like that!

>>22016123

>>22016534
>>22016552
>>22016565

>>22015404

>>22014408
>>Fluttershy: becomes a hermit
More like a manager of Equestria's Wildlife and Nature department.

>>22016551

No.

>>22016655

>>22016551

Although only ten minutes had passed, it felt like a year of pain when Big Mac finally came inside of her. Big Mac, after slowly removing his now soft penis, walked around and loosened the rope around her legs. "Now don't try to run away. That cupcake was magic, and it absolutely guaranteed you would become pregnant with my child. I don't think a pregnant unwed pony can make it in this world, so just come with me."
Trixie slowly moved towards Big Mac while trying to repress her tears. "It's okay to cry. It's painful to be torn down, but I'm sure me and the rest of my family can rebuild you into a great wife."
And rebuild her they did. Five years later, Trixie was happier than she ever was as a traveling wizard, for she was now a happy mother of five.

HAPPY END

------------------------
So, what do you guys think?

>>22016704
You need to get punched in the dick.

>>22016704
My Big Mac was in Nam fanfic was better.

>>22016704
I hope you're ashamed of yourself.

This is how you do a rape fic!

Hey let's, uh, talk about last episode or something. It only aired two days ago, even.
Get some conversation going to offset the crap.

It wasn't my favorite, but rewatching, I loved a lot of the little things like Dash hating being dressed up, but doing it for Celestia anyway. I imagine all the ponies have this adorable love of Celestia and would want to impress her, like a japanese schoolgirl in an all-girl's school loves their class president.

>>22016704

It was a good story, but it neglected to account for the fact that female ponies eat the males after mating, thus explaining why we haven't seen anypony's father yet.

>>22016750

Yeah, it was pretty good.
Does anyone have a gif of Celestia's face when she saw the "parade"?

>>22016704
That's not how baby ponies are made!

>>22016778

>>22016704

It was, um... different.

>>22016792
That's not how they're made at all!

>>22016792
That's G1.

Also, that rape fic is really discouraging me from posting my Spike/Applebloom fic, even though they're completely diffrent.
Just... It feels wrong now.

Can't we come to a conclusion about where Ponyville would be, based on the Solstice festival and the passing of seasons r something? I remember this being discussed in length.

>>22016845
Somewhere in Europe.

Posting good stories to counteract the rapefic.

>>22016845
Probably in the South/Mid-Western states.
Most likely the south though.

Stop posting fanfics.

>>22016814
Better than two rainbows touching

>>22016626
>>22016743
Capped for future generations.

>>22016901

pacce I'm pretty sure you've capped all the good ones...

>>22016953

I must post this in response

>>22016827
I remember that one. That's the one that ends in the Applebloom-as-Rarity picture, right?

That one was cute.

>>22016845
> based on the Solstice festival and the passing of seasons r something

To be fair, a vast number of religions, if not every religion, celebrate astronomical events such as solstices a fair bunch. So we can't really track down Ponyville based on such a ritual.

>>22016928
Pacce is Equestria's official archivist.

>>22016827
If you don't post it here (and I don't blame you) please post it, like, first thing in the next thread.

>>22016987
Wait there's already one?
....
DUH-NUH-DUH-NUH-DUH-NUH-NUH-DUH-NUH
CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR SLOWPOKE EVOLVED INTO A SLOWKING!

>>22016845
does it even makes sense in the world where seasons are regulated by divine intervention?

>>22016994
Imeant, doesn't it happen in different seasons on different hemispheres or something?

trolls...

>>22016953
...but...

Parts...

HOW

>>22017043
>>22017016
>>22016987
>>22016928
I'm just trying to do my part.

>>22017036
Despite my feeling of being a Slowking, I'll see.
It's still a W.I.P, but I'll be sure to post it eventually.

>>22016845
given its proximity to Canterlot (capital city) and FillyDelphia, I'd say it's somewhere along the East Coast, between Washington D.C. and Philadelphia, obviously.

>>22017069
Motherfucking friendship all up in this bitch.

>>22017043
Sweet, a Slowking. I always keep getting Slowbros.

>>22017043

last bit of writefagging I did by request...seemed well received...

art by MochaDelight

>>22017069
I guess the drawfag said that wasn't their love child, oddly enough. But Fluttershy looks totally motherly there to me, and the baby pony sure has elements from the two of them.

>>22017169
To be fair, Fluttershy looks motherly to almost anything that's smaller than her.

>>22016987

With all this writefaggin' going on, I feel like I should do some myself.
Any ideas or requests?

I think it's time for the pony procession to migrate.

I want to see a Celestia/Mayor of Ponyville fanfic. writefriends go!

>>22017229

Fucking badass.

>>22017217
Fair enough. That's part of why we love her, eh?

>>22017273
The Annihilation of Monsteropolis, but with ponies.

>>22017273
Pinkie Pie's first encounter with the parasprites and how she learned their weakness, perhaps.

>>22016953

>>22017273
There is a lack of Rarity ITT, fix that.

>>22017323
Pinkie's parents were eaten by parasprites, right in front of her. Her grandmother knew that music can stop them and saved her. Writefag, do this.

>>22017315
Rainbow Dash as megaman.
DO. IT!

>>22016953

Why don't you do both the Pinkie Pie idea and the Rainbow Dash vs Airman idea, and then made a crossover between both, because a Batman-Pinkie Pie and Mega Man-Rainbow Dash team-up would be awesome.

Pinkie Pie - Batman
Rainbow Dash - Megaman
Twilight Sparkle - Link
Applejack - A Battletoad?
Fluttershy - Dr. Mario?
Rarity - ...Bill from Contra?
...NES Childhood force... go?

We need more Luna arts~
Especially of the happy kind..

>My face when sad Luna

Cheer up, Luna...

People DO care.

;_;

>>22018136
By the way, did No-Ink drop by since he left this pic?

>>22018215
Don't think he's been back, yet..

About to start on that Pinkie Pie's first encounter with the Parasprites fic.
Anything else I should include in it.

It was quiet. Too quiet.
The ponies were close, I could feel it.
We'd been stuck here for close to two months now. There used to be so many more of us. So very many. Now only a few.
We laughed when we first saw them. The absurdity of them. But our laughter just goaded them on. Before I realized, several of us were already down in the field. Frolicking. Frolicking with the ponies.
I remember that at that moment, I thought there must have been something wrong with those men at the start, that they had no business being here in the first place.
But now, there's only a few of us left. All the rest are out there. Out there laughing, singing, playing, and brushing the ponies manes. I'm starting to think maybe we're the ones who are insane.
I look up. And she looks at me. She has a brush in her mouth. She drops it at my feet. I barely notice that I'm crying as I loosen her tangles and straighten her ribbons.

>>22018311
Be sure to include her Granny Pie and trying to laugh at them to defeat them.

>>22018312

You have my attention.

Go on...

>>22018312
>WhatamIReading.jpg
But please, do go on..

>>22018377
Sorry, I didn't really have a plan. I just noticed that thread was quiet and I just started typing.

But yeah, it's a metaphor for 4chan. Or something. Damn, I'm tired.

Requesting more flutterdash draw/writefaggotry.

What would a Pony Combiner look like?

write a story about a lesbian girl in the 80s
who killed herself beacause bulleing in her school but
but then when she killeddd herself she beacame rd
in equestra

>>22018615
I always being tempted to write something about Equestria as a promised land, or some shit like that, as a parody.

But I'm a terrible writer.

>>22017278
That reminds me, did anyone ever do a human Gilda?

>>22018932
Yep, I've seen a few floating around. I was even gonna post Weeapony's, but image limit doesn't like you.

I feel like I should link the apparent new thread that everyone is probably in:
>>22016636
just.. for the sake of continuity.