>>21989075
SHE'S A ZEBRA WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

That Zebra there has no place in Ponyville.

She did enough in the previous episode.

>>21989098

Read in his voice.

Action Hank all up in this motherfucker.

It's on the bottom of Page 8 and about to run out of images soon, so I don't think that many will mind.

>>21983813

Nonononono.

When you make a thread about Zecora you need to rhyme.

Let's try and get it right this time.

I like this show more than I should. It's definately best at 4 AM.

>Twilight Sparkle - Superman
>Rarity - Darkseid
>Applejack - Batman
>Pinkie Pie - The Joker
>Rainbow Dash - Wonder Woman
>Fluttershy - Ares

Discuss.

Does every episode have the cliched cartoon lack of logic, cognitive deduction and common sense and end with the ponies eating crow?
Also, Zecora doesn't seem to be very helpful.

>>21989075
Zecora was just like. "Fuck if I know."
Also anyone got an image of her doing all that jedi balance on a pole thing?

>>21989149
Nope.

>>21989150
>eating crow
...what?

Oh, so the African one is a booga-booga-voodoo stereotype. How novel.

>>21989177
It means that whatever ponies made mistakes in the episode admit at the end that they were wrong.

Or it means that they love delicious crow meat, especially when it's seasoned and fried, mm-mmm!

>>21989191
From what I've heard she's supposed to be a blend of various stereotypes.

You now realize that the pony world is an extreme matriarchy in which males compose a lower class than the females. This is hardly surprising, seeing as their world has always been ruled by an immortal female. Males pull wagons for females and go about this task without conversation. Spike is Twilight's servant, despite his young age.

>>21989191
>Hi I didn't watch the episode!
Seriously, no need to make arguments where there is none.

Zecora was awesome.

>>21989177
>>Eating crow (archaically, eating boiled crow) is an English-language idiom meaning humiliation by admitting wrongness or having been proved wrong after taking a strong position.

>>21989210
What do you mean "now realize"? This theory's been floating around for a long time.

>>21989230
Since the first episode, I'm pretty sure. Someone's a slowpoke.

Attention please, attention please. I'm about to sing y'all a song that I was supposed to sing to you all, mah beloved ponies, last week, but I got booted off the stage. It's a song I wrote called "Don't trust them zebras over there !" Sang along if you know the words.
~

Don't trust them new zebras over there
Leaving they zebra essence in the air
Them voodoo, cuckoo head zebras
While they spew on their pony stew
Don't trust them new zebras over there
Don't trust them big mohwaks over yonder
They dig up so much dirt it'll make you wonder
Don't them trust new zebras
With they striped little zebra figures
Don't trust them new zebras over there !

link to new episode ?

Updates on the Pony RPG:

There are now two distinct versions: the basic game, and ADVANCED PUZZLES AND PONIES. The basic game is just that; the original image released by me and attached to this here post, assuming it's not gonna give me a duplicate image error.

AP&P, however, adds a whole slew of new options. Included are:

- A newly-created combat system and a new stat, called Spirit, used like HP in other games
- Rules for playing Zebras, Griffins, and Young Dragons
- Several sample NPCs
- Rules for starting the game as fillies without cutie marks
- Re-written text and better explanations of how experience works
- Character sheets for AP&P

Items currently being considered:
- Statistics for important items and bonuses
- A sample adventure that has you solving a mysterious mystery with the help of friendship

As soon as I've finished playtesting some more of this stuff with my regular group, I'll try and get things into a short pdf, as it's getting too long for a single image. If anyone wants to help with art or layout, it would be appreciated, as a blank pdf would be boring, and I would feel wrong pulling random art from the internet.

>>21989246

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAi5R4sqfMM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qExN8im7exU

Twilight Sparkle - Arcane Mage
Applejack - Arms Warrior
Pinkie Pie - Assassination Rouge
Rarity - Holy Priest
Rainbow Dash - Retribution Paladin
Fluttershy - Beastmaster Hunter

>>21989191
The whole point is that she's not like that, but the others thought she was.

Mixing herbal remedies /= voodoo.

>>21989296
>Trixie not Arcane Mage

So how would one play a pony RPG in which Thanos comes in to steal the six soul gems..or..whatever they are callled.

>>21989239
Somebody do a Runckus pony.

A fat zebra who think he's a normal pony.

And who's got striplitigo, where he'll have more stripes, and more stripes.

I think it would make me very happy to see Fluttershy with Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls.

I got voodoo
I got hoodoo
I got things I haven't even tried!

>>21989599
And you have friends in Ponyville, don't forget that.

>>21989599
Ok, I have mixed feeling about this series. But I have to admit that a zebra who also a shaman is awesome.

>>21989154
A pony general thread is what I'm looking for.
But I can't find it in the locator no more.

>>21989599
That's so wrong.

>>21989667
'
well-played

>>21989263
Awesome! I remember reading this over a few days ago, but I didn't save the image.

When I heard someponies were running an RPG using Risus, I cringed. This is slightly more cumbersome, but more preferable in my book.

Also, since you seem to be having some issues with formatting this flat image, might I suggest using OneNote? It allows for the full fancy word-processing of MS Word but makes it easier to arrange fancy looking documents, and it lets you save as a PDF.

>>21989494

Here's how I brake it down:

Blossom - bff Twilight Sparkle

Buttercup - bff Rainbow Dash

Bubbles - bff Pinkie Pie/Fluttershy

I'm not sure which works better for Bubbles, really. There was some fanart of the PPG as ponies, but the above ponies specifically.

Pinkie was awesome.

Twilight's breakdown was hillarious.

And Fluttershy (still my favourite) just brought doom into Ponyville.

Can't wait 'till Angel unleashes hell upon the ponies when Fluttershy is not watching.

>>21989239
Anyone still got that picture of Thugnificent as a Zebra ?

I just absolutely love how Rarity never gets any screentime in the show and the only conversations we have about her are about how under-appreciated she is and that the show needs more of her.

What was this yellow thing on Fluttershy's neck?

>>21989760
When Twilight broke down. I'm thinking there was a spoof somewhere in there. Something about Blazing Saddles but my mind his hazy.

>>21989805
you mean her wing?

>>21989805

Her wing. It's a weird angle.

>>21989794
I think that most of the time the writers just aren't sure what to do with her.

>>21989760 And Fluttershy (still my favourite) just brought doom into Ponyville.

And then Twilight Sparkle cranked it to eleven with her spell.
I almost wish that next week we could see this episode's aftermatch instead of Winter Wrap Out. Remember, the Apple family was left homeless and the cartoon kinda hinted that Pinkie Pie is the adoptive daughter of the Cake's.

>>21989733
Rarity- bff Princess
Apple Jack- bff Fuzzy Lumpkin

>>21989805

It's her ass, behind her wing.

Well you can't win them all, it was bound to happen that one of the characters would be much shittier than the others.

I just hope Rarity gets replaced with someone more interesting at some point, maybe Zecora or Applebloom

>>21989860
I'm telling ya..Pinkies parents are DEAAAD. Batpink...
Hell I bet the Sprites killed her parents.

>>21989760
Yeah, Pinky's getting another level in Bard in the eyes of her fans.
They were cute bugs for some sort of nickelpede/tribble crossbreeds. But can Celest retake Fillydelfia without Starship troopers?
I can't wait untill they: I hope there's a Spike/Angelous fight.


As for Zecora, I can't place the scene.
To balance on one hand is now a Jedi trick.
Did the woman balance on a pole in the Conan movies?

I like how the town was shitting its pants trying to impress Princess Celest but she was totally happy with JUST Pinkie Pie's goofy performance. Stupid pones!

Show needs a Guybrush Stallion if we gets Voodoo Zebra

I'm glad that my favorite background Pony got some decent screen-time in this episode. Usually she only shows up from front-view, which is always kind of weird looking in this show.

And hey, Carrot-Top got a speaking role. That's kind of cool.

There was some questionable animation in this one, though. Rarity running sideways into her house, for instance.

>>21989885
No, her father killed her mother and then himself.

>>21989875

Fuck. You.

I do welcome Zecora as a recurring character, though.

a question, tough. What kind of civilization come up with a name sush as "Ponyville"? picture related.

>>21989927

LOL

>>21989965
Same kind of civilization that somehow comes up with Fillydelphia. Really, Canterlot is the only one that makes sense.

>>21989925

Isn't her name Bonbon or something?

Also this is my favourite background pony, twin ponytails pony

You know I just noticed.
Zecora knew what a parasprite was.
Did she just not know how to get rid of them
or was she just trolling Twilight not telling her the secret because she ruined her meditation?
For some reason I don't think Zecora didn't know how to get rid of them

>>21989925 There was some questionable animation

And then was some interesting animations with the ponies behaving more femenine than usual, case in point: Rainbow Dash.
This is the first time ever I've seen her striking a girlie pose.

I felt bad for Rarity this episode. It must be hard to sew new dresses without hands.

Zecora didn't know how to get rid of them, she is just a witch. You can't expect her to know every damn thing.

>>21989912
Celestia actually seems like kind of an unusually down-to-earth sort of character for royalty.

They said it was an informal visit. I imagine she was expecting business as usual.

Maybe pop by Mr. and Mrs. Cake for a muffin or something.

>>21990009
Why do you think she left her home country?

>>21990005

That's Waffles Honey. She looks similar to Apple Fritter, except her hair is brown intsead of green, and her cutie mark looks a little more like waffles than fritters.

>>21990021
she can instantly transmute fabric into finished products

I think she'll be fine

>>21990030

machete wielding rape gangs.

>>21990009

She's not perfect. I think that's what the writers are trying to show with that. Even pros at something can fuck up and not know everything in their field of work or knowledge.

>>21990027

She's actually a pretty cool lady. Used to fix carriages during the war.

>>21990030
To escape Princess celestia's evil domination campaign against zebras and to hide in the forest in secret plotting to later take her revenge on Canterlot?

>>21990042
too soon!

>>21989906
Blazing Saddles they build the fake town, but can't say if that's directly a reference to that.

>>21989821
Yoda makes Luke balance like that during his training in the swamp.

>you will never be kissed in the cheek by Rainbow Dash
;_;

>>21990009

I think she didn't know.

I mean, all the music did was allow Pinkie to put them in trance and send them back to the forest.

I doubt Zecora was aware music had an effect on them.

Quick grimdark pony storytime.

Log file of Questrian Search and Rescue pony, Comfort.
"The town was in much worse shape then we thought when we first arrived. Thankfully there were no sign of the sprites to be seen. But the damage has been done. The town was completely destroyed. Only the remains of houses and...and the bones of ponys were found. The sprites first ate their food. Then anything that was not nailed down. But their hunger still kept growing. So they set their eyes on the ponys.
The streets are littered with the bones of ponys. Bleach white bones. Not a single scrap of meat was left..But..there was some good news. There were a few survivors who took shelter and were able to hide from the sprites. To our surprise we found a tiny foal out in the open. She was sitting by a pile of bones. Sobbing, all she had was a harmonica next to her. The survivors told us that her name was Pinkie Pie..Still they are even more surprised that she was alive. They all swear they saw her and her parents get swept up when the sprites began their rampage.
No one should have to lose their parents at such a young age..

>>21990027

It's like inviting God to come down and share a cup of coffee with you.

I thought that was odd, but cool.

>>21990021
Her unicorn magic is geared toward fashion.

Just point her at some fabric and stand back.

>>21990005
Is it? Where did they say that?

I think your pony is one of the Apple family, though.

>>21989927
>Spongebob parody featuring sea ponies
>Samurai Jack parody
FUND IT

>>21990009
She's a Voodoo lady she cannot give you the whole solution and Twilight bugged out before she asked her about for other things before she was either given the item to fix the problem or the hint that would lead to the solution. Time to go back to Neighlee Island.

>>21990067

I'm more intrested in Fluttershy.

I thought the animation of this episode was fine. Pinkie running backwards was awesome.

requesting "TEAM HAS PONY NOW PIC" the team fortress one.

The plot hole this episode seems to have been "How did Pinkie Pie know how to get rid of the Parasprites?"

There was another episode with a similarly unanswered question at the end, but I can't remember it at the moment.

>>21990111

>>21990110
>Pinkie running backwards.

I expect that to be the first .gif from this episode once the HQ comes out.

>>21990110
Pinkie Pie can do the impossible because she's too busy to notice that what she's doing is impossible.

By the same token, she should easily be able to fly even though she's not a pegasus.

And she could beat Batman.

>>21990136
Granny Pie told her about them.

She lived through the time when the FIRST Ponyville got infested.

Decided I'd make a calendar of all the known upcoming air dates. It's set to GMT-7 because that's my time zone.
http://tinyurl.com/mlpdates

>>21990027

Celestia sounded different, though. Much younger than before, perhaps she got a different VA?
When she first appeared she had a firm woman voice, now she sounded almost as a girl on her late teens.

I can't wait to see Luna again, too. Perhaps for late January? After all, Laurene confirmed she would return, but it would take a while.

>>21989263
ok this sounds damn awesome.

we need this in a PCgame.

>>21990016
Don't forget the pic right after!

Fuuuuck this took me way too long. Made a template for myself for ease of arting because screw it I'm lazy.
Themed ponies: Breakfast.

inb4 whatever

>>21990171
Needs toast pony.

>>21990166

She's wearing a bee kini?

>>21990171
It would be cool if Bacon 'n Eggs had streaks of red or pink in her mane and tail.

>>21990150
Why would she beat him? She IS Batman

UPDATE!

I have acquired a DeviantArt for the sole purpose of having a stable, central place to put up images, gain critique and suggestions, and work with other bronies on the various things that need to be done.

If the original artist of the board ponies is around, I'd like to ask permission to use /tg/-pony as an avatar. Partially because I'm actually a ca/tg/irl and think it would be amusing, and partially because I can not draw for a damn. If anyone knows where that image is hosted and who drew it, I'd love to check with them.

All updates will be placed there first, and suggestions can be directed there.

Someday, someone will show this to Lauren Faust, and she will get a great laugh at how hilariously ridiculous her fanbase is. And then she will sigh a deep sigh of regret.

So, bronies, let's keep making this better. Just head over to http://puzzlesandponies.deviantart.com/ and let me know what you think!

Twilight is now Aquaman.
Zecora know what the bugs were, but only that when they show up that it was time to surrender. What musical instruments did the tribal africans have? Drums and zuvulas? I think flutes were rare, due to the amount of time taken to hollow out the bone.
Luke balanced on one hand, but I remember seeing a african woman balance upside down on a pole? The conan movies? I don't know, my brain is full of Dash's bug bikini. Sha la.

Hooooee!

Merry Christmas, Ponies.
What do y'all think of my new hat? Designed it myself for the holidays.

You can have one too! Acourse, seein' as my contract with Mann Co. states they decide to how to git one, you have to take part in their Australian Christmas Campaign...

But hey now, you may just git lucky!
Now, who wants to gimme the lowdown on the latest episode?

>>21990242
Alternate universe Batman where he's a human. Work with me here.

>>21990223
Ha I knew I forgot something.
Change Waffle's cutie mark and maybe make the wibbly bits yellow like butter. bam, toast.

>>21990166

>>21990088
>>21990005
>>21989925
Hmmm. She got her hair done, but I'd buy it.

>>21990171
>Waffles

Derpy and Waffles confirmed for otp

>>21990009
Even if she did know how to get rid of them, she would have been needlessly cryptic about it.

>"Oh monster of so little size, is that a parasprite before my eyes?"
>"I don't know! Is it?"

>>21990239
Red or pink? What for? I was actually thinking of pink just for aesthetics, but decided against it. Maybe if her mane had more white..

>>21990270
Goddammit, that was the first thing I thought of when I saw that scene.

You've corrupted me, /co/.

>>21990171
Reminds me of Miu's stuff

>>21990291
If you make the hair the right colors, the wavyness of it will make it look like bacon.

>>21990291
I just thought she looked very eggy, but hardly at all bacon-ey. That, and a little red would look nice on her. So much yellow there.

>>21990285
MUFFINS

>>21990309
Oh I see. Really I was just going for "eggs" as the prominent theme, bacon is... the eye color? "Eggs 'n' Bacon" just isn't as natural a name.

>>21990303
Who?
Thanks for the feedback, guys.

>>21990320

SHIT you're right.

weeapony, make a Muffins pony!

>>21990171

Crepes Suzette.

>>21990342

Name her Omelette.

There, added some bacon to her eggs if you know what I mean
Looks better, actually. thanks

>>21990404
The breakfast ponies need their own restaurant.

>>21990375
But I am le tired.

You do it, here.

>>21990404

The first pony will die of cholesterol overdose before next year.
The second pony studied to be a nurse and will travel on merchant ships to prevent scurvy.

>>21990404

You dick. Now I'm hungry.

muffins!

You ponies are destroying me!
All I want to do is watch this show and draw fanart and design my own ponies and RPing and write bad self-insertion fanfics! I hate doing this stuff! What kind of subliminal brainwishing have you guys been putting in this show?!

>>21990465

Ok fine. Anyone have specific muffin suggestions?

>>21990555

The "W" gave huge testes to the cape guy there.

>>21990565
Incorperate blueberries somehow? Possibly go with a muffin-y texture like how I did Cereal.

>>21990555
TrueCrypt is your friend.

Haha, ok so I was rewatching the Dragonshy episode and I couldn't stop wondering... "What would that big red one look like as a baby?" So using spike as a template I drew me up a baby Dragonshy!

I think he's pretty darn cute!

I second the motion, Depry's best friend shall be Waffles!

>>21990636
Haha cute!
Now I'm just thinking of a bunch of differently-colored Spikes.
It resembles a group of Yoshi, kinda.

>>21990603
That's "The Flaming C"
Conan O'Brien's superhero persona.

>>21990667

Well, OK. But Waffles Honey is not herself retarded. I know. She's mai waifu.

>>21990861

Well, I'm not a fan of the utter retarded Derpy, I put her more into the area that she's as smart as the average pony but its cluts due to her wall eyed vision and her mind tends to wander due to heavy lsd usage in her past. She'll have a good conversation with you, then suddenly go quiet for a moment followed by MUFFIN!

>>21990893

>>21990088
Remember how she made herself an evening gown from Trixie's curtain in under three seconds using magic?
And Twilight Sparkle tells Spike that every unicorn's magic is set to augment her/his special ability.

Damn, as far as shipping, I'm more for Rainbow Dash X Derpy, after all the other girls rejected her because they are straight.
That way, we have our obvious lesbian with our fan favorite !
Also, don't forget http://msmagazine.com/blog/blog/2010/12/09/my-little-homophobic-racist-smarts-shaming-pony/ ...
How do you think that bitch would have reacted to last week's ep?

>>21990893
>>21991028
Same, I like the idea of her being spacey and absent minded, but full retard is displeasing.

Be needing the DL links for ep. 9, if you have them.

>>21991080
What the fuck am I reading?

There are no black ponies? THE PONIES

WHAT THE FUCK

THE PONIES ARE IN TECHNICOLOR

WHAT

YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH

AND HOW THE FUCK IS APPLEJACK NOT TOMBOYISH!?

I hate this type of person, I hate them with the hate of a thousand Donalds.

>>21990636

what about his wings? Thats something that struck me as odd in the episode too, the big dragon had wings, spike doesn't. Means there are both winged and wingless dragons running around.

I think of Derpy like Wash Out from Hot Shots. She's earnest and helpful and wants to do her job...

But God love her, she can't see all that well.

Yeah I read her "four" personalities last night, here's a good example of how I see her, spacey but there most of the time, kind of hyper like Pinkie Pie when talking but then just suddenly going off...

I hear Waffles Honey being kind of sweet, like Waffles, and obviously not retarded.

>>21991080
>much of my understandings of femininity and heteronormativity come directly from my childhood interactions with cartoon ponies.
lol wut

>>21991175
they had a Chinese dragon as well so i am sure there are many kinds of mythical dragons runnin around

delicious brown

>>21991167
Read the comments. They'll warm your heart. Even Faust herself replied!

>>21991175
I was wondering this too.... Maybe they grow wings when they're a bit older? Like shedding skin and bam.. stubby little wings! Really I have no idea.

I...I feel so silly asking but is there a female equivilent to this page?

Aaaand the previous thread officialy died.
So maybe now we can fix the locator again!

>>21991203
What have I done

Meanwhile, I see Derpy as cheery and friendly, yet forgetful, clumsy and a bit slow. Goes into lazy-eye mode when she doesn't understand something.

>>21991237
i want to lynch whoever drew this monstrosity

>>21991272
You're a dummy and should feel like a big meanie dumb dummy pants

>>21991272 monstrosity

> black twilight
> black image macro
> lynch

how klantastic of you

>>21991237
Does Twilight look like an ebonic speakin, fried-chicken munching, welfare having, baby popping, pill popping, gun popping, negro to you? she is definatly above that sort of brutish race

>>21991245

I would doubt that, as wings are limbs after all, that would be like someone growing arms when they get older. That would be more of a metamorphosis than anything, especially in something as complex as a dragon. I find it more likely there are just both types of dragons in the series, as their was in the tolkien setup.

>>21991344

Think of Tadpole to Frog change.

Don't think I'm gonna finish


Thats what he said

>>21991377
Yeah, mostly I was thinking frogs... I mean they're still reptiles but.. ehhhh It's a cartoon what more needs to be explained?

>>21991267

You've created the pairing of the best duo ever to behold all of Ponyville, beyond Amos and Andy.

I do like that take on Derpy, its kind of how I heard her when I was writing that line out, but with a dash of tourette like outbursts at time.

Sup, bronies. Wrote this last night on a whim, proofed it today.

Feedback is welcome. Please be merciless. It's the only way I'll learn.

*****************

“Twilight! Hey, Twilight! Did you hear abou—wait. Are you crying?”

Twilight Sparkle looked up from the book she had been reading, and quickly turned away from Spike. She should have known better than to read it around this hour: it was about then that Spike usually woke up from his nap and ran into her reading room, all excited about nothing in particular. But she couldn’t help herself, and now he’d gone and found her in the middle of an emotional moment.

“Twilight, what’s wrong?” Spike said, worried about his friend. “Is that book really sad?”

“No,” said the unicorn, turning back to Spike. “it’s not sad at all! It’s…it’s just so beautiful! This writer, Summer Breeze, has got to be the most talented pony poet in all of Equestria! The things she does with words, it’s just…magical!”

Twilight threw her hooves up in the air for emphasis, causing Spike to raise an eyebrow. Upon seeing this, she blushed, and instantly returned to the composed state expected of Princess Celestia’s favorite student.

“Anyway,” Twilight said, in as dignified a tone as she could muster, “Her new book of poems is coming out today! I was so excited I just had to read her old collection again! I pre-ordered it, so I’ll get to be the first pony in town to read it!”

She hopped up and down giddily, giggling with anticipation. This time, Spike raised both eyebrows. Twilight laughed awkwardly and instantly calmed down.

“Actually, Spike, do you know when the mail gets here? I haven’t been in Ponyville long, and you usually bring the mail in to me, so I don’t think I’ve ever even seen the mail carrier!”

>>21991328
>>21991272
Is that really how you see black people?
There are more constructive ways to criticize this picture than to be a stereotyping racist. It's kind of goofy looking, but I see now reason to start throwing out slurs and being a total doucheclown.

Get out of our happy thread until you learn to be less of an embarrassment to everyone around you.

If anyone's interested, the IMDB page for MLP:FiM has its own message board now, though it's currently pretty empty: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1751105/board/threads/

Just if for some reason /co/ becomes unavailable we have another outlet now.

>>21991443
“Oh right, the mail carrier…” said Spike, rubbing the back of his neck. “Well….”

“GOOD FRANZIBALD!” came a voice from outside. “Did you see the beets? They shouted mail!”

This was followed by frantic pounding on the door. After a moment, the pounding stopped, then started up again, then somehow segued into a rhythm, not unlike a swing-style drum solo.

Twilight, confused, made her way to the door and opened it. “Yes? Is everything alri-?”

Sitting on Twilight’s welcome mat was a huge pile of letters, all addressed, stamped, and sealed. The pile was almost twice as big as Twilight herself. Then, without warning, the pile spoke!

“It’s transient! Deeds to be carried!! Letters to be prided! Don’t tell the hash!”

A pony slowly lifted her head out of the pile of letters. Her mane was the color of a newly-blooming daisy, and her fur served as a light blue counterpoint. She smiled broadly, but Twilight barely noticed this. The first thing she noticed were the pony’s eyes. One seemed to be looking at the floor. The other seemed to be looking at the the window on the upper-left corner of the room. After a second, they moved, and then continued moving about, almost at random. Neither eye ever looked straight ahead, and they always seemed pointed in opposite directions. Twilight was so taken aback that it was a moment before she noticed the awkward silence that had settled in.

>>21991469
“….um….hi?” she said.

“Hippos!” said the odd pony. “It’s a mission! I will bring her the goose!”

The pony waved to her, seemingly unwilling to budge from the pile of letters. Twilight felt Spike nudge her.

“That’s the mail carrier,” Spike whispered to her. “She’s…different.”

“You’re joking, right? Her?”

Spike clapped his hands, in a gesture that seemed almost official. Then, in a loud voice, he announced: “Twilight Sparkle, meet Derpy Hooves, Ponyville mail carrier.”

The strange pony got up, casually strolled out of the letter pile (tracking envelopes into the house with her) and held out a hoof. “A friend!” she said “A friend is the best topping! More than voles!” She seemed very happy.

Twilight shook her hoof gingerly. “Yes…friend. Good to meet you, Derpy.” She found it difficult to talk to someone who did not look her in the eye.

Derpy shook Twilight’s hoof, then continued holding on to it for a good thirty seconds while staring at…well, it was hard to tell what she was staring it. She was still smiling, and Twilight couldn’t tell if she was deep in thought or if her brain had just shut down.

“So…Derpy,” Twilight said, while mentally fumbling for a conversation topic. “Ummmm...how long have you been delivering mail?”

>>21991485
“Long ago in Paraguay, the Ice Cream Baron gave me a riddle: if scarves, why not? The answer was twelve.”

“Uh....huh.” Twilight wondered for a moment what ‘Paraguay’ was, resulting in another long silence. Finally, she decided to cut to the chase. “Yeah, so I’m expecting a delivery. Do you have it?”

“Chives! Better water that saxophone!” said Derpy, dropping Twilight’s hoof at last. “I seek the colonel’s handkerchief!”

Her expression turned serious, and then, with speed and determination to rival a soldier called into battle, she dove into the letter pile, rummaging around in it while scattering even more letters about. Twilight whispered to Spike, “Can’t this town afford a REAL mail carrier?”

“Don’t be fooled,” said Spike, “she’s a really good mailpony. I’ve never heard of anyone getting a package late or having it delivered to the wrong address. The mayor even gave Derpy an award for exceptional service once!”

“Hard to believe…” said Twilight.

“Anthony! Bulb wrench is complete! Free the gardner!” said Derpy, emerging from the pile with a box sitting on her back like a saddle. It was tied shut with a big red ribbon.

She trotted over to Twilight and kneeled, letting the box slide off her back, down her neck, and onto the ground in front of her. Then, with a motion that could almost be described as elegant, Derpy cut the ribbon with a single snap of her teeth, and the box popped open, revealing a beautifully bound, hardcover book. Above the title was a small picture of a pony’s silhouette, presumably that of the author. The cover read:

Infinite Skies
Poems by Summer Breeze

>>21991377

That would be completely retarded. No need to bend over backwards and find a retarded solution when there is a perfectly reasonable one in front of ones face. Spike doesn't have wings. Hes a dragon. Some dragons don't have wings.

>>21991497
“It’s HERE! Oh thank you thank you thank you!” Twilight squealed, jumping at least three feet into the air. She was so happy she didn’t even check for Spike’s reaction this time. Instead, what stopped her giddiness was something completely different: both of Derpy’s eyes were focused directly on her. She wore an expression of calm joy. Twilight landed, and Derpy looked right into her eyes.

“Pure sun,” she said, in a quiet, sweet tone. “Microwave fresh even in the fridge. Perfect bagels every time! Warm...like a friend’s smile.”

Twilight stared at Derpy for a moment, feeling like she’d just learned something. Then Derpy blinked, and her eyes returned to their normal chaotic state.

It was only then, when Derpy had spoken to her in such a calm manner, that Twilight had truly noticed her voice. It was high-pitched, almost squeaky, like Pinkie’s, but with an oddly harmonic, musical quality to it. Twilight wasn’t quite sure what to make of it.

“Derpy, listen...umm...thanks again. I’m so glad you brought me this book! It’s going to make me really happy.”

Derpy closed her eyes, and smiled broadly. The comment seemed to mean a lot to her.

Then the clock rang to signal the hour, and Derpy’s strange little eyes popped open again.

“Blast processing!” she said. “Lots more rectangles to deploy!”

Holy shit. Those cymbals almost cleaved Rainbow Dash in half.

Pinkie as fuck.

>>21991512
She spread her wings, and it was only then that Twilight realized Derpy was a Pegasus Pony.

“Keep your taters clear!” said Derpy. She then leapt up into the air, and, in a blur of speed which would almost but not quite give Rainbow Dash a run for her money, Derpy gathered up every last letter from the floor, then landed gracefully on the welcome mat. The letters now sat neat and secure in her mailbag. She turned to Twilight, gave her a sweet smile, and flew out the door.

“Wow. I guess a mailpony’s work is never done, huh?” said Spike.

“What an odd, funny little pony,” said Twilight. “But you know? I’m glad she’s our mail carrier.”

Spike nodded. “So what’s so special about some book of poems, anyway?”

“Oh, Spike,” said Twilight, knowingly shaking her head. “You just have no idea how pretty Summer Breeze’s poems are! Plus, some of her stuff is really famous. Here, I bet you’ve heard this one: ‘like a forgotten leaf dancing on a fleeting zephyr...’”

“‘...so too do I dance through the lives of those I love, hoping to catch their brief but brilliant gaze.’” The voice which completed the line belonged to Rarity, who poked her head in from the still-open front door. “Terribly sorry to interrupt, dear, but I heard you reciting a Summer Breeze poem and I simply adore her work. I hope I’m not imposi-”

Her polite overtures were rendered meaningless by the sudden appearance of Pinkie Pie, who leapt into the room from outside, carried along by sheer enthusiasm. “Twilight! Spike! Yay, everyone’s here! Let’s play charades! Can you guess who I am? I’m Pinkie, silly! You win!”

Wait a minute... How does a traditional mail system fit in with the fact that dragons are mailboxes?

>>21991525
Rarity looked like she was about to apologize, but Twilight gestured for her to come in, thrilled at the prospect of discussing her favorite poet with a friend. “Good to see both of you! And Rarity, I just got Summer Breeze’s latest book in the mail! Maybe we can read it together. Pinkie, do you like poetry?”

Pinkie turned to face Twilight. Only she turned the wrong way. She couldn’t see, since she had placed the box the book came in on her head. “This is a good box for playing cave explorers,” she said. “Did Derpy bring this?”

“She did,” said Twilight. “I’d never met her before, but, well, she’s really something, isn’t she?”

“Awwww, we missed her!” said Pinkie. “No fair, I love Derpy! She’s so silly! And she’s got such a pretty voice!”

“Indeed,” said Rarity, “I will admit, I did not care for her much at first, but I must say the way that Pony speaks really grows on you. Her speech has a strange sort of...rhythm to it. Hearing her talk is like...hmm...like listening to free-form jazz...or...”

“Or...poetry.” Twilight said. Her eyes widened.


High above Ponyville, a lone mailpony was taking a break from her rounds. Sitting on a cloud, she took in the landscape with an expression of utter contentment on her face. Meeting new friends, and making them happy with her work, was the greatest joy possible to her.


It warmed her heart, like a summer breeze.

------

Hope you enjoyed.

>>21991543
dramaticcelestia.avi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSZaC_W7eyE

>>21991548
dragons are only mailboxes for royalty, they're kind of rare

and also it might be that it's a special ability unique to Spike, or more likely a spell cast on him by Twilight or Celestia

I doubt dragons are just naturally designed to send and receive faxes.

>>21991445
Around blacks, never relax man. It stopped being a happy thread when you brought the negro into it

>>21991548
how many mail dragons have you seen in ponyville? Also, Spike seems to only be able to deliver mail between Twilight Sparkle and Princess Celestia.

>>21991500
Haha, ok ok, no need to get snippy. We're just brain storming some fun. But it makes sense there would be more than one type of dragon, there is more than one type of pony after all.

>>21991500

Lesson on how not to be retarded by the person who replied to his own post a few moments ago. Just saying frog like change would be in a more "acceptable bullshit" level. Don't drag real science into a kids cartoo.

>>21991548
dragons are email, there is still snail mail. not everyone can have there own dragon butler

>>21991630

You mean "completely unnecessary bullshit".
Hurr durr spike has no wings he most be a tadpole dragon and I will use cartoon physics to justify my retarded conjecture even though its completely unneeded as the character has always been a wingless dragon. derp.

>>21991549

AWESOME. Just AWESOME.

Derpy needs more fanfiction.

>people especulating for fun

>>21991731

>"durr durr how you dare to have fun! im gonna call you names because you stink!"

You sure showed us.

>>21991549
>>21991525
>>21991512
>>21991497
>>21991485
>>21991469
>>21991443
Capped :D

>>21991731
Whoa dude no need to get angry.
It's just ponies.

>>21991777
I concur with Lucky 7's here.

>>21991798
Your dragon racism is disgusting and hurtful. Not all dragons need to have wings! Just because you think it's "fun" and "cute" to engage in horrifying eugenic fantasies doesn't mean everyone else does.

>>21989149
>>21989149
>Rainbow Dash
>Not superman

LOOK AT HER!

>>21991549

I'm not huge on the pony fanfiction cause it usually gets creepy, but that was great. Really enjoyed it!

>>21989263
Super late but YAY my little RPG!

>>21991237
I wish I knew who drew this. :(

>>21991469
>>21991443
>>21991485
>>21991497
>>21991512
>>21991525
>>21991549
While this isn't my preferred version of Derpy, it was a really enjoyable read. Thanks mate!

>>21991817
I'm not sure where this is going anymore.

>>21991770
>>21991792
Thank you. =3

I always saw Derpy as a combination of the Osaka and the Full Retard. Like, when she's "in her own little world," she's in full retard mode, but returns to just being absentminded and spacy as soon as someone gets her attention.

For example, let's say she's walking into the wall like a windup toy, with her eyes crossed. Twilight Sparkle comes up behind her. "Hey, Derpy. Uh, what are you doing?" Suddenly, her eyes snap back to normal. "Ah. Hey, who's talking?" She turns around. "Oh, Twilight, how are you doing today? Did you get the mail okay?" After their conversation is over, she goes off, trying to remember what she was doing before she met Twilight. Eventually, her mind wanders, her eyes cross, and she returns to accidentally delivering the mail.

Something like that.

>>21991802

Wait until you see the Lucky38 pardner.

>>21991882

somewhere like this i imagine

Okay, little bit more news: group of friends finished up a game earlier as decompression from some of their finals. As has been suggested, for when players don't want to think of a real game, work has begun on a "Random Adventure" table, made by rolling dice. So far, I've got the d10 version of it, ready for critique:

1 - Mysterious creatures are eating all of the apples during the night! You'd better stay up late and check out what's going on.
2 - Twilight Sparkle needs a book from an old library. The only problem is, the only map to the place is missing pieces!
3 - Somepony's been re-arranging the flowers in the town square. It's up to you to solve this mystery!
4 - Rarity needs someone to help organize a gala. Track down ponies for modeling work, arrange refreshments, and find a place to hold it.
5 - Princess Celestia is coming for a visit, and you need to think of something interesting to do for her
6 - Pinkie Pie has discovered caffeine. Solve this problem before she vibrates out of reality.
7 - Applejack needs help building a new barn.
8 - A plague of butterflies has settled on the town and has no intention of leaving. Convince Fluttershy to speak with Rodolfo, the Largest Butterfly
9 - Ponies have been turning invisible for some reason! Try and figure out why it's been happening
10 - A large diamond is in a museum nearby. A dragon refuses to leave unless you get him that gem. Heist-like antics ensue!

Further ideas appreciated.

>>21991877
Oh, good! I was hoping someone who doesn't prefer this version of her would comment. Last night people were arguing over different versions of her and I was trying to make a post that showed the different versions have a lot in common. I ended up with this instead. Glad you enjoyed.

Anyway, thanks, bronies. Off to watch the new episode.

what sibling of applejack makes the apple alcohol?

>>21992039
Apple Schnapps

>>21992039
Tipsy Cider? Probably an old noisy aunt.

>>21992039
Hard Cider?

>>21992038 national anthem is now "Song That Doesn't End"

Let's just pray Stalliongrad never wins gold at the Olympics.

>>21991882
Oh hi Mocha Delight

http://www.tubeum.com/tube2/gallery/190d0026/252155/index.html

>>21992039
....applejack?
thats the name of it anyways.

>>21992118 Hard Cider

Sounds like Big Mac's larger, scarier, very manly cousin.

He likes guys.

>>21992129
I know better than to follow links! Pfffff...

>>21992127
>looks up the song
>motherfucking LAMB CHOP

holy shit I just had a nostalgia aneurysm

>>21992178

>>21992226
is that an owl on his ass?

...A lot of love for Derpy, but has she actually had a major part, or even a minor part instead of cameos, in the episodes?

>>21992001
It's surprisingly hard for me to think of situations that would be both interesting to play and still be in the right My Little Pony tone...

>>21992178
Hard Cider. One of Celestias royal guards as well..hmm...

>>21992259
...She said "Muffins" once.

But yeah, she's just a background character we've latched onto.

>>21992259
just a background character that had fucked up eyes once or twice and said one word.

thats it

LOOK AT MY HORSE
MY HORSE IS AMAZING

>>21992287
that is the only thing that is needed to be a major part to get a fan base

>>21991080 clueless liberal arts bitch flapping her gums

The smackdown in the comments section is delicious

>>21992259
Basically she's a blank slate for us to kind of cooperatively develop, she doesn't even have a name on the show.

>>21992313

Does anyone else like this show because of it's 90's carton rhythm and styling.

Also,
>You will never softly nuzzle in Fluttershy's hair as she whispers to you.

>>21992278
Gilda..should you really be doing that in public? Everyone is watching you..

>>21992354

I can in my dreams. I will dream of this tonight.

>>21992299

GIVE IT A LICK
MMMM IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS

>>21989925
We only have 3 weeks to animate each episode. There's a butt load of these darn parasprites so some sacrifices had to be made. We often have to work long hours to get the show done and were not rolling in the cash either... sometimes you gotta let it slide.

>>21992394

That fact that you both admit to, and aspire to dream of that makes you a sad, sad person.

>>21992354
was i the only one that was creeped out by that bug when it first appeared?

drawfag back on duty

>>21992417
>We only have 3 weeks to animate each episode.

woah really?

Why didn't Twilight Sparkle use her magic to turn the Parasprites into cannibals?

>>21992001
I think I got... something:

There have been reports of strange singing emanating from the nearby ocean and recently several ponies have even gone missing! Who is taking these ponies and why? How can you solve a mystery in a place where ponies were not meant to go? Is it possible that there's truth to the old pony tale of THE SEA PONIES!?

>>21992353
> My face when a /b/tard thinks he's arguing with a feminist

>>21992453

>>21992443
What kinds of suggestions are you open to? Single characters, group stuff, crossovers?

Hooray drawfag.
Still wondering if anyone ever drew a pony version of the Starwars rocking out picture..

>>21992313
I go to a liberal arts college. We do have a couple of people like this, but generally anyone who tries to act like that will get ideologically bitchslapped by the rest of the group. This is true even in Women's Studies courses (my girlfriend could tell you stories of this one bitch. Suffice to say, she could have written this article, and everyone hated her.)

tl,dr: Stupid assholes can come from any academic discipline.

>>21992394
I have a very hard time figuring out if you're either a very dedicated troll or just a super fan.

>>21992537
Forgot my pic...

>>21992453
I first read that as
>Why didn't Twilight Sparkle use her magic to turn the Parasprites into cannabis?
I think I know what to do now

>>21992462
Namor won't alllow it.

Zecora 's theme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYFQwbsg0cM

>>21992563
Really? The "Vagina Monologues" or whatever at my college seem to reinforce that kind of alarmist censor-happy thinking, and all the hipster chicks fucking love it.

BLURR DURR THIS RAPE CULTURE IS INFRINGING ON MY RIGHTS

>>21992589
i like plan B, can we just make that plan A

>>21992462
Oh no! Some of the younger ponies have gotten into a patch of Poison Joke! It's up to you and your pony friends to gather the herbs needed for the bath to cure them.

>>21992313
Don't forget to check out her feminist webcomic guys.

>>21992001
Another idea!!!!!!!!

Some vandals are putting bizarre posters and signs claiming Celestia as a tyrant! Can you find these conspiracy theorists and convince them of the truth?

>>21992621
I guess it varies by school. At my school some of the students actually organized a counterpoint to the Vagina Monologues called Dick Talk, where males come up and read personal stories or testimonials about why it can be difficult to be male and some of the issues that come with having a penis.

It's a really popular event each year, and it's sponsored by the Women's Club.

>>21992699
>suppressing freedom of speech

fuck yes you are the best campaign ever

>>21992657
That style looks familiar.... is she the whale that did the gamestop wet t-shirt comic?

http://www.nickandmore.com/2010/12/16/best-new-show-of-2010-final/

lets show more support! (I sill think the voting's fixed, Big Time Rush? gimme a fucking break)

>>21992657

>>21992434
You're not the only one. I still think they look like disgusting oversized flies.

>>21992265
It is a challenge. Think goofily, try to imagine what you'd like the ponies to be doing, and let it flow naturally.

I'd like to keep this as kid-friendly as possible. As easy as it is to inject more mature themes into this, it's my hope to send this to Lauren Faust and not get a "Why have you perverted my creation so!" response in return. It's a lighthearted game, so the basic material will be lighthearted.

I do promise that I'll help create a more grimdark setting however. Using the ideas presented by the good people of /co/, I shall gather them into a short file with all the details that you need, and maybe even a few optional rules for you guys.

All in all, thanks for being willing to listen and bounce ideas off.

>>21992720
I like MLP and all, but don't you thing A:EMH needs more support?

>>21992712
But they're vandalizing the town! Besides, as alternate path you could just convince them to express their opinions by making newsletters and organizing rallies or something.

I'm just coming up with basic ideas, not trying to dictate the entire "story".

>>21992716
it was funny when she snapped

>>21992354
This this definitely this.

I thought no one else felt the same

>>21992717
What ever the fuck that picture is, it just gave me shivers.

>>21992703
That's pretty cool, though you gotta be careful, a common logical fallacy among feminist-related disagreements is the "but what about the boys problems?" argument.

Funny, we actually had a Vagina Monologues thing at my school, it's not really a club, but this comedian lady came down for a few nights, and it was pretty good. Though >>21992621 's comment bugs me a little. I'm unfamiliar with the phrasing "rape culture" and it's connotations, but I'd think there's a difference between being "censor happy" and the problem of people using a word like that outside of casual internet speak.
Do correct me if I'm mislead in my assumption.

>>21992443
Draw Derpy galloping of through the Ponyville square, her mane flowing behind her and streams of tears rolling down her cheeks while behind her in the distance is a gathering of ponies representing /co/ who busy roaring with laughter and yelling things along the lines of "DERP!" or "I GAVE BIRTH TO AN ASTEROID".

An expression of excruciating pain on Derpy's face as she realizes that this diligent, hard-working mailpony will forever be thought of as a raving lunatic and no one in Ponyville will ever see her for who she truly is ever again.

>>21992657
I should have known better than to open that thumbnail,but I did why?!?! thats 5 seconds of my life im not getting back

>>21992720
>Big Time Rush
>Premiered in 2009
>Best new show of 2010

Yeah, something tells me someone is stuffing votes.

>>21989191
indeed
but she isn't portrayed as negative, in fact she's an incredibly powerful and knowledgeable practitioner of tribal magic, also a bang-up herbal medicine expert

>>21992703
Your school sounds like some kind of heavenly bastion of reason and equality.

>>21992529
singles or pairs cuz groups take waaaaaaaaay too much time

>>21992703
Femanon here. I wish my school had a thing like that.

It's good that women are able to talk openly about their bodies more these days, but it seems like guys feel less and less comfortable to do so. But that just makes it harder for girls to figure guys out, and it makes guys repressed.

Feminism should be about lifting BOTH sexes up. The fact is, we're both oppressed in different ways, and treating men like oppressors doesn't create equality any more than keeping women in the kitchen does.

/co/: Come for the ponies, stay for the social theory.

here the request of nanako and apple bloom

>>21992748
I did come up with a couple of ideas...
>>21992462
>>21992699
>>21992759

>>21992791
>a common logical fallacy among feminist-related disagreements is the "but what about the boys problems?" argument.
>logical fallacy

And why do you think addressing the needs of both genders as opposed to one is a logical fallacy?

>>21992313

>mfw my smackdown has a bunch of recs
>mfw I have no face

>>21992791
>I'd think there's a difference between being "censor happy" and the problem of people using a word like that outside of casual internet speak.

What? Please elaborate.

>>21992807
To be fair, it debuted at the ass end of 2009.

A good friend of mine commissioned a wwoec artist to draw a pic for me as a present.

Today, I will share it here. Enjoy, my fellow bronies.

I'll start with a practice sketch, a bit off-model.

>>21992443
How's about Derpy having been chased up a tree by Applejack's dog, not realizing she could just fly away.

>>21992889
Then, the first raw sketch.

>>21992809
>>21992589
"Yes! I've got it! I'll cast a spell to turn them all into cannabis!"

Twilight Sparkle could definitely do with a few tokes.

>>21992842

D'awww <3

>>21992904
...followed by the completed sketch version, including the background.

>>21992889
>A good friend of mine commissioned a wwoec artist to draw a pic for me as a present.

That's... kind of weird!

Anybody else underwhelmed at the interior of Fluttershy's house?

>reset IP
>Clear private data
>vote vote vote

>>21992921
Then the color test.

>>21992856
Oh no, I totally agree that both sides of the gender-expectations spectrum need a lot of work. It's just bad when doing so draws away from the topic in question. (Think like, if someone was telling you about their bad day and you interjected with your own problems)
It's no problem to talk about the troubles of men, as they are completely valid! I was just giving you a friendly "watch out for this" as the topic reminded me, and I see it a lot. I know I used to do it without realizing it.

Man I wish I had boys and girls clubs like that!

>>21992842
>>21992842
KAWAII SUGOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>21992757
Respectfully disagree,dont wanna get into it cuz this is a pony thread,but I've never liked Marvel cartoons very much.
I trully believe this is the best show of the year, I wasnt this excited for a cartoon in a long time

>>21992779
Cheese with eyes. Reference to said comic. Artist was too lazy to draw people, so she drew a yellow wedge with circles.

>>21992893
this i like

>>21992943
... background included

dont mind me im just about to do something epic

>>21992904
>>21992921
>>21992943
>>21992966
It doesn't make sense for this to look this good. Damn you. I am conflicted.

>>21992792
Did you read the fic that was posted further up? Derpy can be silly and still diligent and respected. They're not mutually exclusive.

Good choice for saddest picture idea, though.

>>21991731
I like the consept of Dragons growing wings, later.

I mean, if they have common ancestry with lizards, it's normal that in their early stage of development, they are more lizardish and only get dragonish later...

>>21992976
DOWNLOAD.
NAO.

>>21992938
Ballot Stuffing is pretty lame, bro.

FiM is back in first!

>>21992976
What the fuck is this omg what are you doing you fool omg

>>21992976
needs a character customization engine

>>21992976
WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!?

>>21992883
I mean, the difference between "Baww this doesn't appeal to my strict pseudo-feminist sensibilities, stop oppressing me!!" and "Hey, don't use the word rape so casually in public, I think you forget to notice it's lost meaning to you and your subculture, but not most people"

Mostly I'm wondering in way too many words wtf kind of phrase "rape culture" is supposed to mean, and if it's actually something to be taken seriously or just loony bad*feminists running their mouths.

>>21992842
Okay, that is just ADORABLE.

By the way, is MLP on late at night now? Because last night it was raining, and I must have left my TV on because I could have sworn I saw MLP come on right at the stroke of midnight. What's weird is, only Apple Bloom showed up on the screen. How about that?

>>21993021
heheheheh
(>>21992938)

>>21992976
That engine's still around? I remember playing it back before it went P2P. I heard they eventually released it as free since they weren't getting enough money to support the server.

>>21993029
Read that in PB's voice

Hey guise, what if there's an episode where Derpy gets bonked on the head by a coconut. And she finally gains full consciousness and can get on with leading a normal life. But then the effects slowly start to fade and she panics as she slowly reverts to that hellish quasi-retardation. Kind of like in that Robin Williams movie "Awakenings."

>>21992966
... and the final version.

>>21992443
I colored this in five minutes flat: I think it looks shoddy but its all I have time for before work.

>>21993088

>>21992757

>scanning through thread
>see this
>imagine pony saying "Please state the nature of the medical emergancy."
Do want.

>>21993075
That's called a "Flowers For Algernon" type of story. I'd kind of like more stories where she's just a bit odd, but not retarded.

Also your idea would depress me...

>>21993110
Oh...now I see why. There are no whites around those eyes. I wondered why they looked weird!

>>21992842
dat humongous head
>>21992943
I've seen pony rule 34 and tought not much of it. dont like it dont hate it. But ponys kising ?! I dont know why its freaks me out so much,its just weird....anyway here's a little drawing from me tellme what you think

Kind of late and non sequitur to the general topic flow but I'll just leave this here anyways.

>>21993126
derp

>>21992001
uhh i can come up with a few things
-theres been an accident at a diamond mine near the village. the heroes must help rescue the trapped and help heal the injured.
-one of celestia's cartographical expeditions has been lost in the nearby mountains. players have been ordered to investigate the disappearance.
-a royal envoy has come to town and requested a survey of the local flora and fauna. players must work with local botanists and biologists to make a catalogue of the local life.
-a recent flood as taken out the bridge into the village. players must help repair it.
-along a path to the village there has been a monster forcing those who travel the path to pay a toll. players must convince or force the monster to stop.
-a blight has consumed a huge percentage of local crops. players must find out what the blight is and how to cure it.
-a senior member of the village is going to retire. the players have been requested to plan a celebration for the retiree.
-a village citizen contracts a deadly disease after wandering too far into the forest. the only pony that knows how to cure this rare illness is a long journey away, and the players must decide how best to get there before the sick pony expires.

>>21993033

Yeah, it's bullshit. They're suggesting that society and culture support rape because it's so difficult to prosecute the crime. Because some people tend to blame the victim. To a lesser extent, they're talking about rape porn. Or, for example, how rape is handled in comic books, which is discussed here rather often.

>>21993054
its free now Download here:

www.freemmorpgmaker.com

1. do Sprites
2. implement Pony RPG rules
3. ???
4. PROFIT

character customisation should be possible with this paperdoll thing

>>21993114
YES.
FUND IT.

And then later, he moves to Ponyville when he realizes he's the only interesting person on his ship.

>>21993085


Nice work dude

>>21993187
Spike_raping_Zecoras_hair_after_she_got_turned_to_a_gold_statue.jpg

>>21993177
>character customisation should be possible with this paperdoll thing

nice
make a library of cutie marks and hair styles
-color main body
-color hair
-cutie mark
-type of hair

should result in enough variation

also pony types are classes.

>>21993228
>incredibly_extensive_overly_long_file_named_after_mai_waifu.thisfileextensionisntreal

>>21993228
Nonono. She was giving him a blowjob when she spilled a potion that turned her into gold. Spike's dick got stuck in her mouth in the process.

Has anyone started making a Friendship is Magic style Flash pony maker yet?

The one in the ADVENTURES IN PONYVILLE game is too limited and annoying.

>>21993238
wait what?
why me?
i just wanted to troll a bit ;_;

>>21993183

To many little girls nowadays aren't aware of the lesson "Just because something was artificially created by ponykind doesn't mean it can't hold the copyright of any original work it produces."

I think this show should change that.

>>21993279
Not yet and I can't imagine why.
I mean we already have a base in Flash CS3 and everything.

Well its not a base yet. But take and configure like the Rainbow Dash one and you have a perfect Flash Pony template.

.>>21993314
And that's what you get. This is the main reason why they abandoned the project and opensourced it. Everyone wanted everything in it. At least the client's stable now. It had a huge memory leak back in the beta.

>>21993075
Awakenings both de[ressed and frightened me, I do not want to read anything similar.

Takin' requests.

Also, if I made a .zip of all the MLP drawings I've done thus far, would anyone want it?

>>21993492
Revolver Ocelot pony. Make him frustrated that he can't do his revolver tricks without fingers. If you wanna add your own quirks as well feel free

>>21992893
winona just wants to play

>>21993492
>Takin' requests.
"Ponies Playing Poker"?

>Also, if I made a .zip of all the MLP drawings I've done thus far, would anyone want it?
Yes, *te precor dulcissime supplex!*

>>21993492

I request a drawing plz. Of Rarity having joined the next rodeo that came to town, and Applejack, who didn't join the next rodeo that came to town.

>>21993562
>>21993562
WONDERFUL! Now I'mma gonna colour it!

>>21993492
God like red eyed Twilight Sparkle (and knife weilding evil Angel) VS all the other ponies + gilda+ derpy?
Yeah, I still have the mental image in my mind for some reason...

>>21993492
Draw a pony suitable enough to be named "Grumpy Gus."

With an appropriate grumpy mark.

K-On girls as FiM ponies

>>21993661
This is my favorite request so far. On it.

Late to the party for requests but..eh ill give it a shot.
Just wish for a pony version of a picture. Dont have it on me.
Its a spraying bottle of diet coke and on one side has some dude with what looks like orgasm face going.

Anyone have the copypasta for all the episodes so far?
/rs/ is fucking up or something for me.

>>21993492
I humbly request Music Meister and Pinkie Pie singing a duet.

Old thread is autosaging, new thread at

>>21993224

I asked last night but couldn't wait up. Did anyone parody this in the end? My idea was that it would be pinky pie and apple bloom, a trombone strapped to the pulse rifle instead of the flamer, and a menacing shadow of a parasprite in the foreground.

>>21993892
Nope.

>>21993085
I now have a new favorite ship.

>>21993892

we aren't even at image limit yet

I'd like to pick >>21993466 for next thread, but I'm afraid the lack of "pony" in the name will make it not appear in the detector...

>>21993907
In the thumbnail I almost thought that it looked like Chewie hugging Han.

>>21994030
Over here Bronies.. When this thread reaches max..
>>21993968

>>21994021

with mlpgeneral.png it will
the rest are obvious samefag trollin anyways

So, who else noticed Nightmare Moon in the Hourglass, I didn't 'till my third watch through..

This thread is getting kind of dense with conversation..
I don't know if we should switch over yet, but I don't know which thread we should switch to.

>>21993466
Is talking about horse shoes and the way the hooves are overly stylized.

and >>21993968 is empty.

I'd rather wait til this thread completely fills before switching over. We've got a bad rep with making too many threads as it is.. It's almost enough to make me consider the idea that we may need our own imageboard.

>>21994185
I didn't know until it was pointed out

>>21994185
I've seen that episode 4 times now and I didn't notice until someone played an AMV in the synchtube stream.

>>21993907
this i like

>>21994246
I'd say leave
>>21993466
as not a pony thread.

the other one is probably fine

>>21994185
Woah. I had to go open it up and double take, it's totally there! Neat! Thanks for pointing it out.

>>21994138
These threads are hilarious.
I don't know if PoE is talking to himself, or he does with another failtroll, but the level of fail these troll threads have is amazing...
I hope it will only boil down to these now, it seems it finally calmed down, we had only 1/2 pony threads active the whole day!

>>21993672
I think that's been done already.
Didn't save it tho.

always helpful for new bronies

>>21994185
>Twilight has a NMM collectible Hourglass.
>She has no merch of Celestia
Twilight confirmed for a NMM fan.

>>21994490
Except when she walks by the hourglass it's a random unicorn head statue XD

>>21994490
The face only appeared while Twilight was talking about the prophecy.

Clearly, the hourglass has plot-sensitive FOREBODING capabilities.

>>21990465


WELP. Finally got around to doing this.

Clean line art in Flash takes me fuckin' forever. I'm pretty OCD when it comes to getting the lines just right, but the autosmoothing screws me over sometimes and I end up redrawing the same line dozens of times. Hate that shit.

I really need to try that SAI one of these days.

>>21994547
>>21994533
Uh HELLO?! Collectible? It only shows NMM at certain times! Theres not been one in the world made anywhere else! Twilight payed 30000 ponymoleons for it!

I just want Twilight to love Luna ;.;

>>21994604
SAI is wonderful to have. OMG Love it! The speckles and the teeth? Ahaha, too cute!

>>21994604
oooh, I love the tooth and tail accessory, very clever. Great job, your time was well spent!

>>21993562
Coloured!

Thanks again!

/r/ Pinkie Pie dressed like GIR with Rainbow Dash saying "Pinkie Pie, you are so random!"

>>21993661
Grumpy Gus delivered

Sooooo I got that scat thread deleted. 3 times.
Then I hid the image.

>>21994841

haha thats fantastic

>>21994845
*bro hoof*

>>21994841
Haha, I can picture this guy being a jerk. He'd be sitting up on this storm cloud as it poured down on little Mocha who is standing there looking up at him very angrily. He's just all smirking. Hahaha.

Good job portraying him Applebuck!

>>21994845
You sir are a brony. Thanks!

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EYP13PLE
Link to all my MLP drawings, if anypony wants it.