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12/17/10(Fri)20:00 No.21973561>>21971801
kinda late but,
Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Will you just hold still
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Ponyville
In west Fillydelphia born and raised
On 4chan was where I spent most of my days
Postin’ and streamin’ and being all cool
And still getting’ A’s up in school
When a couple of trolls
With no sense in their head
Startin making posts in my pony thread
I got in one little fight that was such a thrill
Then my mom said “You're movin' with Granny Smith in Ponyville”
I neighed and whined with her day after day
But she packed my saddlebags and sent me on my way
She gave me a kick and then she gave me a lick.
I put my coolface on and said, “That was sick”.
First class, yo this is ain’t bad
Drinking apple jack out of a pony’s ass.
Is this what the people of Ponyville living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait, I hear the fillies, like to neigh and jolt
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool colt?
I don't think so
Well we’ll just see but still,
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Ponyville
Well uh, the chariot landed and when I came out
There was a stallion who looked like a mod standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get banned yet.
I just got here!
I fled with the quickness, like Quicksilver disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
Their helmets said Love and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab fit the bill
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Ponyville’
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbies 'Yo Bronies smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was dressed to kill
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Ponyville
also, was that Katamari ball the ponies made up of Parasprites what rolled into Fillydelphia? |
