What the hell is homestuck?

>>21425615
its shit

>>21425615
Never heard of it. OP is probably just the creator trying to plug it.

>>21425615
it's about people, stuck in a home!

HAHAHAHAAHAH

>>21425615

He means Homosuck, of course.

a few days from now there will be a flash.

on it, we shall see orangeDave die with his bro as well

it will be because of jade's prototyping herself

no

>>21425615
A webcomic about kids and fun.

>>21425615
KIDS AND FUN

>>21425653
>>21425642
>>21425637
>>21425615
Love you /co/

goddamn its like im going through withdrawal here holy shit

how does /co/ cope with the wait

It's what this is from

Alright same drawing game from the last thread.

Post the request in your post and draw the request for the post above.

starting request. Vriska holding a spider

Rose is the worst kid out of the four.

Discuss.

>>21425774
>Rose

That's a funny way to spell Jade.

>>21425730

Next Request: Karkat flipping a table.

>>21425859
cheeky cunt

>>21425859
I'll have to agree with you here.
Until she has more screen time atleast.

No updates. Let us have a full week of tP/SS porn.

Come, anons,LET'S MAKE THIS HAPEN

Could someone post the picture of Vriska and Gamzee high?

requesting a picture of scale friends.

those are Terezi's dragon plushes.

>>21425880
Drawing this

Requesting Jade and John being derps together.

I still think Problem Sleuth was better.
Of they can skip this whole troll ordeal and get on with the story and jokes then I might reconsider my pick.

Why not discuss Problem Sleuth in the interim?

tP/SS. I know tP in real life and boy she was scarred for LIFE by those pictures y'all drew. Male some porn and your gonna kill her man. KILL HERRRRRRRR.

>>21425937
The memos are pretty funny

>>21425937
Act 5 Act 2 is a Kid w/ supporting Trolls
but Andrew won't ever get rid of the trolls seeing how /everyone/ likes them
>>21425993
Stop requesting that.

I think we could ALL agree to a thread dedicated to this hard-boiled gumshoe.

>>21425885
The funny thing is, tP won't even be here all week. Apparently she was a bad girl, because she will be without her computer for the foreseeable future.

>>21425993
already made this for you, you sick fuck. Requesting a picture of CD and HB playing gold fish together.

>>21425937
The trolls are a central point to the story, mang. Can't really be written out now.

I request:
And MNC member, a Kid, a Troll, and an Exile
All playing Texas Hold 'em Poker
Why yes i have been playing Poker Night at the Inventory, why do you ask?

Midnight Crew game made by Telltale. How exactly would that shit happen?

>>21426067
We didnt ask. You are schizophrenia.

I'm sorry...

>>21426031
Saved.

Man, Problem Sleuth was good though. It kinda dragged for a bit against Demonhead Mobster Kingpin, but it went on a cool tangent most of the time quickly.

Requesting any of these

-SS in great disgust
-SS indifferent about a situtation
-SS reading anything

pick what you want. Going to try my hardest for the bloke above.

>>21425959
Does this count?

>>21426090
I don't think our tiny human brain can navigate 4 dimensional games yet.

Hey guys.

>>21425959
I reread it a couple days ago.

I can't stop calling things _____hearst.

>>21426106
I still like the cast of characters better then Homestuck's. They were far more charming.

tP will be hanging out at my place for most of this week ad will indeed have access to a computer all week.

>>21426119
Close enough.


I really liked the Life game. That was probably my favorite part, to be honest.

>>21425932

I request some Davesprite action

>>21426146
I've got more!

>>21425885
I'd rather take a diarrhea on my mom's face, that see that happen to my friend. :T

>>21426173
Me too.

Oh god I rarely come to /co/ but shit.... NAMEFAGS EVERYWHERE!

>>21426157
Ace Dick was rad, and probably my favorite character between everyone, but I gotta say, Karkat is really growing on me.

>>21426173
I'll see your Candy Corn Vampire and raise you a...

>>21426173
If you gonna spoil something like that rename the file.
>>21426192
>>>/x/
How do you feel there?

>>21426215

>KKK

child, what are you doing?

>>21426235
Kandy
Korn
Kanaya

Herp

>>21426220

So I'm listening to the albums for the first time, and god damn, the Midnight Crew album is great. I could have this as background music all day. What songs of Homestuck are your favorites?

What does this have to do with ANYTHING. >:U

>>21426330
Well I surely didn't expected that!

>>21426315
pumpk1n cravings

>>21426351
dumpass
8^y

Do forgive me, but some people missed it last night so I shall post it again.

>>21426315
Octoroon Rangoon
Atomyk Ebonpyre
Dupiblaze COMAGMA
Black
Liquid Negrocity
Clockwork Contrivance
Sburban Jungle

>>21426315
I love Cuestick Genius. That whole album is great though. I actually paid for it.

Speaking of Homestuck songs, I like e one Phantasmagoric Waltz and Can Town.

>>21426173

???

>>21426315
black/liquid negrocity is the best song of homestuck so far. if they put this shit on the radio it would become a hit.

>>21426315
Black
Hardchorale (If there were no MEOWS)
Sunslammer
Aggrieve/Aggrievance
Pumpkim Cravings
Ectobiology
Doctor
Endless Climb(ing)

>>21426315
Carbon Nadsat/ Cuestick Genius

>>21425880
Desk instead of a table, oops.

This is also my opinion of the recent Homestuck /co/ threads.

For some stupid I only posted like 2 songs I like. I like just about every Homestuck song, really. Especially the really intense and depressing ones, A.K.A Revelawesome and Sarabande.

>>21426512
Cool horns.

>>21426505
>>21426411
maybe this explains the disproportionate droog love
other than him stylin' on the entire cast

>>21426438
Oh my gosh Can Town is adorable.

>>21426315
Upward Movement
Skaian Ride
Lotus Land Story
Pyrocumulus (Kickstart)
Descend
Softly
Greenhouse
Beatdown
Sarabande

>>21426477
Definitely agree. Black is god-tier. I also love all the Sburban songs, Beatdown, and from the MC album, I really liked Ace of Trump. I also like the more rockish remixes of Harlequin for some reason. Of course, I haven't gotten to volumes 4 or 5 yet, so I'm sure there is much more awesome music for me to discover.

>>21426550
HE'S SO FUCKING MAD HIS HORNS FLEW OFF

>>21426588
Oh, and Showdown (Imp Strife Remix) and The Beginning of Something Really Excellent. I listened to those a lot when I first got into Homestuck.

>>21426587
Shit man it's the cutest song ever.

I wish we could get to see more of the Land of Maps and Treasure. It's my favorite planet.

What was the song Enlightment remixed from?

>>21426315

Sunsetter, Sunslammer, Black, Ruins (With Strings), Lotus Land Story, Crustacean, and basically everything else as well.

So do you think will happen after John and Rose meet up?

Sunslammer.
Also, Sunsetter

>>21426789
Endless Climb and Aggrieve

I remember a few days back when a Homestuck cartoon was discussed, everyone was saying Sunslammer would be perfect as the OP. why is this? I'm not seeing it. If anything, to me one of the Sburban themes (the songs played when the kids enter the medium/start up Sburb) seem the best fit for an opening theme. Then again, I think of it as the overall Theme of Homestuck in general. But maybe that's just me.

Explore might be a good ED, but I'm not entirely sure.

>>21426857
One of three things.
Hussie will make it fuckawesome, and the two will fight some big monster or some shit.
Hussie will make it as unceremonious as possible just to fuck with us.
Or Hussie will make the meeting never happen.

>>21426857

sweet platonic hugs
try to convince me that won't be heartmelting and you will be wrong

> implying Octoroon Rangoon won't be the song for the next flash

So Rose's dreamself cannot wake up because of horrorterrors.

Witch kisses wake dreamselves up.

Jade needs to smooch rose.

>>21426955
I think it was because Feferi was the _____ of Life, not because she was the Witch of _____. Feferi's whole power is resurrection. Jade is the Witch of Space, so she'll most likely have teleportation powers, or whatever the hell Kanaya has that we haven't seen.

>>21426857
I'm going to guess something outrageous will happen that interrupts John and Rose from meeting. And it may involve Karkat explaining how the hell John ended up in a sea of oil.

>>21426955
It's possible.
Still, we never saw Feferi anywhere near Vriska's corpse. I like the Breath-Smooch Theory more.

>>21426955

Haha, no, it's X of Life that do that.
And also X of Breath. Tavros woke up Vriska's dreamself by doing SOMETHING to her. And John is going to do the very same thing to Rose eventually.

>>21426700
Getting a Monkey Island Feel from that land

>>21426857
EB: well, if you do not have any objection...
EB: maybe later, i will drop by your planet again and rescue you, thus breaking the spooky spell put on you by your nefarious, shadowy masters.
TT: Swoon!

That.

oh man, I love...
The ballad of jack noir, Beatdown round 2, CANDLES AND CLOCKWORK ESPECIALLY, atomyk ebonpyre, greenhouse, lotus, sooooo many more....

>>21426109
Appealing to drawfags, Slick? A bit beneath you, one would think.

>>21425910
Anybody?

>>21426700

It only makes sense the best troll would have the best planet.

>>21427113
Get out of here, Hussie. No one cares about your waifu.

Beatdown 2, cynnthemanaquins, sburban jungle, harleboss, descend, pony chorale.

>>21426700
This actually makes me extremely angry as I am making the canonical LOMAT in Minecraft but that one looks SOOOOOOOO Much more awesome

>>21427113

>>21426042
DAMMIT
THIS TOOK TO LONG
I HATE MONOCROME

>>21427070
I think that's why I like it. Every time I look at a pic of it, I want to break out the mp3 of the Monkey Island theme tune

So do you think one of the existing songs from Volume 5 will end up being the theme for Jade's planet (as it seems Doctor is LOWAS's, Endless Climb is LOLAR's, and Atomyk Ebonpyre is LOHAC's), or will it be a completely new song?

>>21426857
This maybe.

>>21427169
Could be either case. Hussie has done both.

But I think it will probably be from Album 5, just because there is so much unused, applicable material just sitting there.

>>21427136
well, it's an unused pic that was going to be part of Make Her Pay, so it kind of is canon...

I guess it's just another part of the planet away from Vriska's house

>>21427090
My goddamn trip took a diarrhea

>>21427090
Clockwork Contrivance is probably my favourite one on Vol 5. Softly is fine too.

Everyone seems to be underestimating how powerful Jade could be.

Yeah, teleportation is probably one of her powers. But she is the witch of SPACE, not the witch of TELEPORTATION. Here powers cover a lot more then that.

Anyone ever read House of Leaves? Or seen Marble Hornets?

Thats her power. She could make the inside of something bigger then the outside of it. She could have two rooms occupy the same space and not intersect. She could probably warp the entire medium at higher levels. She could do FAR more damage with those meteors then the black king EVER could.

TL;DR just like you did with Johns wind powers, you are all underestimating Jades powers.

Any more requests for drawfags?
I'm a little sick of drawing spades though, sorry..

To the guy who requested this from the game here you go.

I'm ashamed for how crappy this is, sorry kid.

>>21427249
Part 2.
Crystamanthequins is also pretty pr0000.

>>21427252
How did we underestimate John's shitty wind powers

You know what I don't have enough of?

Jackspers pictures. He is one of my favorite characters but I only have like four or five in here.

>>21427094
>implying that Slick doesn't have at least three drawfriends going after him.

He has to keep them happy some how!

>>21427252
And let's not forget how they all underestimate Rose's powers.

She's a SEER! Not just a CRAZY-BITCH! She can, like, see through walls and shit. FUCKING WALLS!!!

>>21427264
d34d characters, pref3r4bly terez1

I could stare at this forever.

>>21427264
clover and clubs deuce brofisting!

>>21427282
>wind
>shitty
You realize by being able to control the air, he could just create a vaccuum in your immediate area and cause you to suffocate, right? Not to mention tornados, cyclones, and the awesomeness of flight... Wind is the most powerful, versatile, and useful of the 4 elements, hands down

>>21427264
Kanaya imagining the other kids as trolls.

They get mentioned in the guide, so, given that she pictured Rose as a troll, how did she see the other kids?

>>21427304
aggh not you againnnn. I already drew dead terezi anyway, like the chump I am.

every time I try and draw some fun homosuck fanart photoshop quits on me when I finish.

I drew a really cute picture of John and Vriska but photoshop was having none of my bullshit, apparently.

>>21427304
And then there's THIS asshole.
Have some more dead shit.

>>21427318
From what we call tell from Dave he's going to be OP enough to not need them.

REPOSTS OF REPOSTS.

>>21427264
Try Diamonds.

>>21427264
Vriska as a WWE Diva.

I have no idea why that popped into my head, I don't even give a shit about wrestling.

>>21427342
Or he's going to be OP BECAUSE of them.

>>21427252
So does that mean we're all fucked when she goes all evil-crazy?

>>21427264
Jackspers. There is seriously not enough of him.

>illustri apaill
Don't be disgusting, captcha.

And then Sollux decided to fuck Feferi.

I think you aren't aware that homosuck is shit.
Common mistake, it's okay.

>>21427328
n33d... MO4R!!!!!


>pl34se<

Sollux etc.

>>21427271
notAnon wanted this. But he's gone now I think.

>>21427332
Is it John/Vriska time?

I think it's John/Vriska time.

>>21426109
The worst edit ever!

Maybe I don't even have that much in here. I think this is it NO WAIT THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE.

And as the thread naturally goes, on to Nepeta.

>captcha: stormy Jeckars

>>21427271
Im gonna be a bastard and say yeah you should be ashamed.
Sorry Slick

>>21427282
>OH BOY HERE WE GO.jpg
I highly doubt the game would give one player the edge. Its freaking BUILT on teamwork. Everyone is balanced. Its just a matter of how well you can control your powers. For example, Aradia is a higher level then Dave. They both have the same powers. But lets face it, in a Time based battle, Dave would win hands down. The guy just uses it far better then she does.

Likewise, if John learns how to properly control his powers, then its really no wonder how he wins the fight against Future Dave. Do you really think John would cheat? Hell, if VRISKA cheated and helped him, he would probably give up.

He is going to win that fight on his own. While surfing a god damn hurricane. Using subtle currents to shift dave around exactly where he wants him, using strong gusts to disarm him. Summoning tornadoes so no matter what angle Dave comes in at he would STILL get caught in it.

And like last time, I will finish this off by saying that heart is an AWESOME power. Seriously. Go back and watch Captain Planet. IT WAS FUCKING MIND CONTROL. Why do you think they gave it to the pussy who never used it? If they gave it to any of the others, they would have REALLY fucked things up.

>>21427319
Kanaya picturing Rose as a troll always bothered me. Didn't Rose's gamefaqs include the links to those images of John? Kanaya could thus clearly see that John looked nothing like a troll, and thus presume that Rose is of the same species, and would look similar.

>>21427264
more LoMaT

including Vriska would be an excellent bonus, of course........

>>21427434
Ha! Fuckin' perfect. Thanks kid, and the other guy wanted this >>21427271 didn't he?

Here it is okay that is all I have. ):

:V

>>21427429
best pairing in homestuck right now

if you deny this you're a WOOP WOOP DIDDLY WOOP

>>21427450
Shhh... we just pretend plot holes like that don't exist.

>Do you really think John would cheat? Hell, if VRISKA cheated and helped him, he would probably give up.

...
oooh.
Maybe that's how John gets Vriska to be less of a bitch.

>>21427450
I think Hussie explained it as the pictures were linked from another site, so they didnt get pulled into the server in the farthest ring.

>>21427477

Yeah, except we know Rose and John are gonna happen. Sorry!

>>21427434
>>21426109

Looks like someone already got to it before I could...

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO POST ABOUT :VVVVVVVV

>>21427477
Even though half of your post was incoherent, it's good to see someone talking sense.

>>21427444
Eh, don't be. Should just stick with fuckin' music anyway.

>>21427450
Maybe rose forgot to put the pictures on her magic server thingy

>>21427448

Stop assuming John and Dave fight at some point. Sure, it's a possibility, but Dave seeing John pull some sweet moves seems much more likely.

>>21427477
I'm not a WOOP WOOP DIDDLY ANYTHING, good sir! Why I never! You're so rude! You're so vulgar! You're a... a... DOOP BOOP FIDDLY POOP!!!!!!!

>>21427450

The images weren't hosted on gameFAQs, so she'd just get those little icons with the torn up page or whatever the troll equivalent is instead.

>>21427516
In fandoms where shipping is big we tend to ignore cannon until it's shown.
There's apparently a lot of ship tease between Dave and John, I don't see it

>>21427516
Fuck no dude. Rose goes all lesbian on us with Kanaya, leading to two males being all 'what the fuck forever alone' etc.
Most likely it'll be Eridan and John, because everybody fucking hates on Eridan for some reason.

>>21427516
rose is the worst character in homestuck right now and i am mad if that pairing happens

she's just so boring, oooh look at me i'm a witch bluh bluh so dark and edgy lmao lovecraft is my homeboy squatter sexxxer

god damn

>>21427450
It had links to images, but no images in itself.

So when it was copied over, the links were there, but wouldn't lead anywhere.

>>21426109
and done

>>21427567

Come on, Dave outright said he loves John.

>>21427583
>homeboy squatter sexxxer

Dude, what?

>>21427564
OH SHIT HE JUST WENT THERE
HOW IS THE OTHER GUY GONNA RETALIATE

(Ran out of Sadstuck)

>>21427583
>>21427584

Doesn't change that it's going to happen, Hussie wouldn't build up for it so much if it weren't.

>>21427564
how can you deny that vriska x john is not the best pairing you doop koop bloopa bloop

Spotlight's always on Slick. These philistines wouldn't see true class even if it violently beat them to death with a cue stick.

>>21427567
There is in that they are good friends. Shippers take an act of friendship as meaning "I want to fuck you in everything you possess."
Really, it's the same with John and Rose. The have really only been shown to be great friends, although I will concede there is a bit of evidence to back up the notion that Rose want more. But it could easily not happen.

>>21427596
Where?

>>21427620
There's a fashion one of those somewhere. Saw it on a link to /fa/ the other day.

th-this thread is glorious..... So much MnC....especially mister slick mmm

>>21427434
>>21427526
>>21427586
ahaha! I think I'm gonna' stop asking for pictures for a while. Let Droogy get a chance to spread his face.

>>21427676
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003302

>>21427620

Don't deny it.

>>21427676

TG: i should probably text him soon
TG: see whats up
TG: because
TG: i love him

It's a real thing Dave said.

Also hey Hussie split the search page in two. That's cool, it won't be killing my browser all the time.

>>21427561
Except for the part where he was talking to terezi and she tells him "HEY DON'T WORRY! Sure John is going to kick you fucking ass and there is nothing you can do, but maybe AFTER the scratch you might be good enough to fight back."

>>21427652
Nah, he's probably building it up for the sake of ship tease.

Still my OTP, though.

>>21427658
i concur with this oomny Chelloveck
more droog love

There is not nearly enough art of Droog or Parcel Mistress.

>>21427665
Hell, John/Vriska really DOES have more canon proof than John/Rose at the moment. Both Karkat and Rose have out and out stated that Vriska likes him.

>>21427725
Forgot I had this.

>Captcha: Sntent Jack.

>>21427784
this_is_how_they_make_candy_corn.jpg

Who are the trolls cloned from? Any ideas?

>>21427683

>>21427319
for some reason this just wasn't going well so I decided to quit while I was ahead. It's basically just John and Jade.. with grey skin and horns, haha. Sorry man.

>>21427770
Do you see what we've become, people? DO YOU SEE? This sea of shipping, porn requests, and attention whoring has turned us into illiterate, frothing neanderthals.

IT'S DAY FUCKING ONE.

>>21427784
Just by the way, that's not the original edit.
The last one was Jade, just dressed as Terezi
Someone else can post it.

>>21427806
Themselves.
They're like Mom, Hass, Bro, and Nanna

More Droog.

>>21427738

That's not what they said. Dave only said he's not going to "outpace Egbert", and Terezi said yes you can. As I said, it could be a fight, but a simple competition is more likely.

I want to see the Midnight Crew jamming out to Space Lion.

>>21427806
themselves. they're paradox clones instead of paradox children. there's 12 tubes and no combining chambers under them on the ectobiology equipment in karkat's room in alterniabound

>>21427809
That's the one!

>>21427805
Pic related.

Additional Droog, though not focused on him

>>21427475

I liked this.

>>21427784
i l1ke this,
i r34ly like this
alot

Slick > Droog

Come on guys you know this to be true. If it wasn't then why is Slick the leader?

>>21427779
Eh, I wasn't saying that. John and Vriska is pretty much just as baseless. Karkat flipping the fuck out isn't a viable source of information. Vriska hasn't shown any signs of attraction, and John seemed confused at best. And "like" doesn't always entail romance.

Really, both pairs are mostly conjecture based on a small amount of actual evidence.

>>21427867
>HB
That is an awesome drawing.

COOL TRANSITION X2
FROM NEPETA TO ERIDAN

My COPIOUS AMOUNTS of Droog images are spent, moving on to what PM stuff I have (that i havent posted already)

Holy shit there is no way we're going to last a week without updates.

>>21427909
That's not very good camouflage, Terezi.

>>21427938
Yeah I don't even want to be here.

>>21427841
Okay. Lets say your right. There is no way you can interpret that as "There is no fucking way I will EVER be better then John. He is just the best there is."

The fact that Future John is powerful enough to make Dave look like nothing, still says a lot about the wind powers, and how well john can control him.

I mean, look at this suave mother fucker in his wind waker uniform. He will wreck your shit.

>>21427938
A fuckton of people are churning out fan content to help us all survive the hiatus. Just look around, dog.

oh look what i found

>>21427968
I liked his 2nd suit better

>>21427968
RIP Bill

>>21427928
Thanks for the images, pal. Maybe now I'll start getting the respect I deserve from these unscrupulous drawfags. After all, who wouldn't want to draw the only member of the Midnight Crew who's dressed for the nines and never caught unprepared?

>>21427968

Yeah, I'm not arguing with that. It just bothers me you're so certain they're going to fight.

THERE IS NOTHING FOR ME TO TALK ABOUT
IT IS 4.06AM HERE
SPRITE IS NICE

>>21427725
WHY IS THIS AROUSING

>>21427812
Welp, thanks for trying!

>>21428036
How about you don't post when you have nothing to talk about, hm?

>>21428020
Aww, thanks Droog!

Posting these as I find 'em

>>21427816

Anyone fancy to guess which song the upcoming Flash will use? I've been looking through Album 5 and narrowed it down to what I see as the only real posibilites, of which, in my mind, there are only three.

Welcolm the the New Extreme (Track 15, A Suburban Jungle remix, this is probably the least likely)
Dupliblaze COMAGMA (Track 30, LOHAC theme remix, more possible since there's probably going to be FIRE involved)
Valhalla (Track 49, my personal favored guess, it just seems actiony enough for what I'm expecting the new flash to contain)

>>21427448
actually the time power is the best. it is omnipotence, barring sudden death. and even then there IS recourse, at the cost of creating doomed timelines. i'm really looking forward to an army of daves (like aradia made for the BK fight), but with the understanding/realization that all of them are part of a massive stable time loop (all of them are the same dave from countless points in time). and consequently 'after the end', Dave ends up being noticeably older than the other kids (a couple months or even years spent completing stable time loops).

>>21427477
Jade ♣ PCG/FCG
&&
Jade ♠ CG
&&
FCG ♥ Jade
&&
Jade ♦ FCG
simultaneously

is the OTP of homestuck

You take a wild stab at the incredibly rare and challenging COOL TRANSITION X3 COMBO!

It works!

Back into Nepeta.

FOUND SOME MORE PM
YEAAA

>>21428070
It'll probably be one of the tracks to do with healing, due to The Tumor.

>>21428049
Don't mind me, just giving you delicious Nepeta.

Christ, John and Rose used to be the one couple I could actually see happening without Hussie cramming it down my throat, but god damn it if you guys didn't make me hate it like all the rest of the shipping.

>>21427708
>see thumbnail think it's Kanaya
>open image, it's Karkat

>>21428070
Well

The new flash is going to be:
-What John did between passing out and waking up, which was apparently A Very Bad Thing
-Jade prototyping and entering the medium
-Jack's fight

Planet Healer/Doctor is obviously reserved for later but for this one...hmm.

Bluh etc.

This won't really happen for another week.
sadfrog.exe

Hi, guys. Sorry about being gone for awhile. I kind of want to draw something in the romantic territory. Any requests? I'd be up for drawing non-carapaces too *gasp*

>Droog's face when people only care about Slick

>>21427968
YOU SEE THIS MOTHER FUCKER?

WELL?

ANSWER ME WHEN I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU!!!

YEAH, I BET YOU SEE HIM. HIS NAME IS JOHN MOTHERFUCKING EGBERT.

YEAH, 'MOTHERFUCKING' IS HIS MIDDLE NAME.

DEAL.
WITH.
IT.

THIS KID WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. SMASH YOUR FUCKING FACE WITH HIS WRINKLE FUCKER! A GIANT FUCKING HAMMER. MORE LIKE 'YOUR FACE FUCKER.'

I BET YOUR WONDERING.

"Does he get bitches?'

YOU BET YOUR FUCKING ASS HE DOES, EVERYWHERE HE GOES IT RAINS BITCHES. ALWAYS GOT ATLEAST TWO CLINGING TO HIS ARMS.

HIS FAVORITES ARE TT AND AG.

BUT, YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH HIM. THIS 13 YEAR-OLD BADASS CAN CONTROL THE WIND. LEGEND OF ZELDA AIN'T GOT SHIT ON HIM.

LOOK AT HIM AGAIN. SEE THAT FORT?

IT'S AWESOME.

BETTER THAN ANY SHIT COUCH-CUSHION FORT YOU MADE AS A KID.

GO CRY IN YOUR FORTLESS 2-BEDROOM APARTMENT LOSER, WHILE THIS KID IS GETTING BITCHES AND SAVING THE WORLD.

>>21428183
FedoraFreak and a fedora

>>21428183
Gamzee <> Karkat please

>>21428193
Droog sucks, Deuce is where it's at.

>>21428028
Honestly? Now that you bring it up, I'm not so certain.

After re reading the chat log a few times, I think your right. But either way, Dave probably DID see John use his powers. Why else would he feel that way about John?

And from a story telling aspect, the best way to convey Johns power is to have him challenge someone powerful. He could fight Jack, but if he manages to do it alone it would be pretty anti climatic. The black kind and queen are dead, so they aren't an option.

Meanwhile a friendly sparring match with Dave would be the PERFECT way to showcase Johns power. I don't think it will be "FUCK YOU JOHN I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

It will be more like this:
TG: Hey man, I saw us fighting, which means at some point we are going to have to fight.
EB: But... you're my friend!
TG: Its not like were fighting to the death or anything.
TG: It will just be like a contest. See who can control their powers better.
EB: I don't know...
TG: Dude, I saw it happen. If we don't it means we mess up the timeline. Remember what happened when Terezi killed you? It will be like that all over again. This is a matter of life and death.
EB: Well... Okay, but just a sparring match? Thats it?

AND THEN THEY FOUGHT.

Simple as that. And come on, who WOULDN'T want to see that fight?

>>21428140
S
P
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I
L
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>>21428197
That post cheered me right the fuck up. Thanks.
Have a Meowgon.

Random drawfag request:

We need Update Nepeta in Bkub Chen style (see image)

Ideally with the finger still pointed up, just all chenified

>>21428183
Nepeta <3 Jade

>>21428183
draw som3thing related to th1s:ttp://writerfag.webs.com/apps/photos/album?albumid=10409141

pr3ferably the flush r3lation between k4rkat/ kanay4h

>>21428183
>luminousTeller
>can't ask for any more requests

AWW FUCK IT.

>>21428193
Slick might have his moments, but Diamonds are forever.

>>21428193
Slick is a main character

Droog has had less screentime than fucking Clubs Deuce

I mean sorry but he's just not that interesting

>>21428229
Forgot to spoiler it, sorry dude!
Have an actually spoilered Vriska for your troubles.

who wants a strory

>>21428140
Man whoever is coloring that is doing an ass job so far.

>>21428292
m3

>>21428292
I like stories.
Just.., not from you.
Go away now please.

>>21428297
This one is apparantly half-finished.
The colours are still awesome.

>>21428254

I told you you'd always take priority if you asked, Slick. Do you have anything you want drawn?

>>21428200

You mean Ace Dick and a fedora? Okay

>>21428205

I'm uncreative when it comes to those two. Any ideas?

>>21428239

they can be furries together

>>21428272
>>21428295
wat

>>21428317
Some people just can't take a hint, and I'm guessing she's going to be one of those people.

>>21428315
I just posted the Nepeta Update picture, so use that as a base or a reference.

>>21428292
m4ke it dead, m4ke it gr4phic

>>21427384

>>21428292
Okay, but make it super cute and Nepeta/Karkat

But I know you don't support that so make it Nepeta/a male troll and or kid

and make it super cute cute cuuute because I'm in the mood for cute!

>>21428344
IT'S FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING EXCUSE ME IF I'M A LITTLE FORGETFUL RIGHT NOW

>>21428257
Droog was responsible for the climax of a flash. I'd say that's plenty.

>>21428295
Ok
See this post? >>21428229
PLEASE FOLLOW IT
this is still a blue board!
Please spoiler pictures with exposed genetalia!

sup babes

>>21428382
>Nepeta's right leg
They gonna trip, yo.

>>21428340
Slick doesn't want to look like an attention whore, so it's probably best you give drawing me a shot, if you think you're up to the task.

>>21428292
I do!

Do something gay :C

>>21427968
you want to know what the funny thing is

only only get to play the wind waker with link in the blue clothes after you have already beat the game

>>21428398
SEE PREVIOUS POST REFERRING 4AM

>>21428408
>quick sketch anon on too
aww damnit... just... just fuck it.

>>21428383
Don't you mean.. furgetful?

>>21428408
HEYYYYY
jolly good show, anon

>>21428357
I'd love to but sadly I am not a draw fag.

>>21428442

>>21428435
that is the shittiest excuse anyone has ever used.

>>21428442
Fucking Droog.

>>21428442
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH

>>21428435
if you see your post wasn't spoilered
DELETE IT
then try again

>>21428462
Deal w/ it nerd.

>>21428442
>droog
The Carlos of the Midnight Crew

>>21427264
Vriska as Cable

I would attempt a COOL TRANSITION X4, but you fuckers made me lose my flow so I posted Vriska instead of this switch.

>>21428375

How gentlemanly of you. This is one of the reasons why you're good to have around; I wish some of the other trip/namefags would follow suit. Next time you see me, feel free to drop in a request.

>>21428421

Anything you have in mind?

>>21428526
w-whistles!

>>21428526
is that whistles or gamzee?

Obligatory.

>>21428233
>>21428315
>>21428357
>>21428459

i'll do it.

i feel pathetic for knowing what this was beforehand, but i'll do it.

>>21428527
Oh! Oh! Draw Droog tenderising meat in a meat locker, and Clubs spying on him!

>>21428526
Why, boner?

>>21428526

why is kanaya having sex with a man
why is that man whistles

>>21428526
>Kanaya
>Unattractive

>>21428527
Nothing in particular, so give using your imagination a shot. I'm not picky, though I'll let you know if it's sub-par. If you're still in the dark, just try a reaction image. Those are always handy.

>>21428554
we need droog dressed to the nines in the height of horrorshow fashion

and maybe being ultraviolent

>>21428485
>>21428435
>>21428383
Dood we have anough people hating on these threads, we dont nned to give them more reasons
The least you could do is follows the rules
if some one calls you out on it, delete your post and repost it spoilered

>>21428366
>>21428304
all the trolls had fought the black king for like the 5000th time and they were all totally dead. like for real, except for the aradiabots but they were dead already so it was ok. karkat was dead with his head jammed into the ground, where he'd stuck it to try and block out the horrible noise. an imp was vigorously bumming him because he was that delicious. tavros's rocket chair had fallen on top of vriska, squashing her flat. terezi had fallen down the stairs. equius had died of awesome. eridan had died alone. no-one gave a shit about sollux but he was dead too. kanaya died as she lived, eating carpet. gamzee died of a terrible fagyo overdose. feferi got fried in a pan. nepeta had tried singing weeaboo songs to block out the vast glub and had been murdered by everyone else.

they were all fucking dead.

>>21428601
I'll just fucking delete the post altogether and not post it again if you're gonna get naggy.

/r/ the grinning version of this

>>21428621
YAAAAY LESS PORN.

its like my motherfucking birthday in this bitch.

>>21428622
Rapeface grin or regular grin? I have both.

>>21428607
I don't know why but your paragraphs always make me laugh so much.

>>21428621
GOOD!
Do it!
thats the whole point!
FOR IT NOT TO BE VISIBLE

>>21428670
Then post both.

>>21428622

>>21428656
WHOOPS

>>21428562
Do you have the other ver. of this with that generic guy?

>>21428710
slowAnon, it's already deleted. Quit flipping your shit.

Rapeface kanaya

>>21428737
Unfortunately not.
>my face

>>21428734
You know, this image gets posted all the time, but I never see the pic that John's dress originated from.

Let's change that.

>>21428734
...is that Rose dressed as Dave? I'm so confused

>>21428759
Related.

>>21428778
Shiny shit, bro.

yer all looking beautiful this evenin

>>21428759
>>21428746
>>21428720
While these are all great, none of them are the one I was thinking about.

It's the one where she's grinning eye to eye.

>>21428746

>>21428759

Ah man, I just can't stop myself. Fuck it.

>>21428607
y3s.. th3y are dead
4ll of them
[th4nk you]

>>21428382
nepeta and karkat hung out together doing cute, non-sexy, non-deppraved things like pating kittens and picking daisyies and catching buter Flies and lookign at rainbowes. it was very fun and they laughed and laughed and gave each other hugs and kissies every 5 seconds! then they went home and nepeta made everyone cupcaeks and they were the best cupcakes int the veil! 'THREE CHEERS FOR NEPETA AND KARKAT" said all the trolls and it was the cutest thing ever. and nobody everywhere in the whole world died or got raepd or anything bad ever agin. the end.

>>21428890
AND THEN THEY PORKED

>>21428890
HOW
WHAT

>image limit

>>21428890
HEY
HEY YOU
DO A STORY WITH GAMZEE AND SOME OTHER BOY

>>21428734
>>andro rose
oh no. ohnoohnoohno
vriskainlove.jpg

>>21428845
now THAT is quite tempting......

>>21428942
Gamzee and Eridan. Do it.

>>21426315

Crystamanthequins, Descend, Beatdown Round 2, HOW DO I LIIIIIVE

>>21428890

You depraved piece of shit.

>>21428549
You sir are a scholar and a gentleman!

>>21428734
>>21428778

...
...
...
...
ooooooooh.
John's dress is based off LOWAS.
Ooooooooh.
Fireflies, color scheme, okay. Okay I get it now.
That's why it looks the way it does.

Should we make a new thread?

ehhh always image limit when I finish a pictureee. :C

>>21429013
HOLD THAT THOUGHT TRY IT AGAIN IN A SEC

new thread

>>21429034